Nextdoor is wild as hell

Nobody told me @jamieloftus.bsky.social was still on a book tour!

I recently was talking to a friend and we both wanted cheap bar wings and although the wing costs are back down wholesale that price never dropped retail

Have you checked in on Ohio recently

I'm not even nostalgic in a toxic boomer bullshit way. I just want to be able to keep the bills paid and have a few bucks to waste on bike shit and movies.

I don't know what to tell people anymore. Everything you say to me at this point doesn't even register. There's aliens? Whatever. The world is maybe run by rich people that do monstrous shit with impunity? Ok. Coffee is 14 bucks? Sure. The world is so fucked.

Feeling like pure shit just want her back

Occasionally people ask me for advice and honestly I'm trying to not bullshit people like they did to me and sometimes that shit is heartbreaking. I dunno what to tell people anymore except this. It shouldn't be this hard, it really shouldn't be this hard. If I could fix it I would.

Banned. But my nemesis DHS spokeswoman Lyin’ Tricia McLaughlin just got kicked to the curb today and lost her crybaby line straight to Twitter HQ. So stay tuned.

I think this is one of the best finds I’ve had in a while

Nacelle Toys has announced that the mystery two-pack #StarTrek action figures from its forthcoming Original Series wave (preorders coming later in 2026) will be Gene Roddenberry and Lucille Ball, in era-appropriate looks

I did not talk again today except for one conversation at the bike shop. I promise you it's not as awesome as you think it is.

the only way to improve Star Trek: TNG would be if they'd give each major character an episode where they fucked a ghost trapped in a candle

Take this down. Nobody can know the secret.

Catching a tailwind on the way home on your bicycle In the summer will have you believing in things.

when the ride home tailwind kicks in

The day this happened on Twitter >>>

“There’s my guy” SON OF A… This is gonna cost me some money

El o el the lane was completely full on my way home again.

Daily affirmation: You deserve pączki

I quit alcohol a while back. I live in Cleveland. A lot of people in this town are drinking all the time. I can't tell you how often I see full beers in cars. Do I want the sin tax raised? No. Do I want something to be done? Yes.

I see both a lot more often than expected

Just stop putting in bike lanes. Just stop, defund the non profit advocates. Clearly it's not working as we intended. Give bikes away if you can. Take people on rides to build confidence.

Shouts to @chrisronayne.bsky.social and @clemayorsoffice.bsky.social for putting in the free parking in front of the county building on prospect. *Taps ear* my producer is telling me in fact that is a bike lane. Who would have thought it.

The touch... The feel... Of titties.... The fabric of our lives

It's a really bad idea to give bandos weapons.

You laugh but I'm considering this as a game day special

Don't be critical of him in Cleveland your posts will be used in the local paper.

If I was a gambler, I'd bet that Bobby George or maybe that guy who got fired from CSU over publishing race science stuff under the name of the school were behind this.

If the SAVE act passes, a great workaround is for women to just not take on a spouse’s last name if they choose to get married.

It costs $130 + a $35 facility fee to obtain a passport and an extra $30 for a passport card. In California, fees for certified copies of vital records are between $18 and $31 each. How is the SAVE Act not a poll tax?

The "is it cake" era was a pysop preparing us for the uncertain reality of ai images. In this essay...

i've been making the same ship of theseus joke for years i just like to make a slight tweak every time i do

This is the future Big Bike wants

idk maryland state highway administration maybe there is a solution that isn't "destroy $26k in flexposts every time you need to plow old georgetown road"

Would be cool if the "urbanism/bike lanes/efforts to reduce car dependency are ableist" people would listen to disabled people who can't or don't drive occasionally. There's quite a lot of us.

Drinking Moonshine is when you don't plan on doing anything worthwhile to society for the next 4-6 hours.

I'm no crazy person. I have no idea who or what is in the Epstein files but it appears this fucking guy was into everything somehow.

everyone needs to sit down and have a thought. What happens when something or someone that makes you happy is in the Epstein files, are you willing to walk away from that thing in solidarity with victims. This fucking guy may have suggested micro transactions who in fuck knows how far he goes?

Cleveland overall sucks but you are guaranteed never to get the "I'm in town" DM on social media. Nobody shows up here for no reason.

"I swing a big stethoscope and she's not called Candy for nothing. Serious inquiries only"

Gonna start bringing my cup to the diner for coffee. The diner cup is just too small.

LMFAO Ben and Candy

*in court* judge: you are accused of being square *i jump on the judges desk* me: hashtag not all men... judge: Gah, i find you guilty *i backflip off the desk me: ...HAVE PENISES judge: whoa case dismissed i hereby find you COOL AS FUCK *me and judge high 5, lawyers go apeshit*

I'm going to have this diner breakfast then I'm going to tell @themaplewitch.bsky.social all about my plans for a podcast network based entirely on improv.

we're publishing a book about paczki this time next year, and the person who is writing the Rust Belt portion is texting me photos of them from his travels around the region to find the best ones. MEAN!