Here's a teenager who understands that bicycles deliver the freedom that auto ads promise.

Hey @theeferringer.bsky.social if I shoot you a dm on here will you get it? I have hysterical News

I just did the most boomer shit ever this afternoon

my brain immediately tried to find a way to work the "Lisa needs braces" meme into this story about teen sex trafficking and no punishment you all could inflict will exceed the shame i feel for that

The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...

The holidays are nigh. If you buy the hardcover, I'm happy to mail you a signed book plate.

I should call her

"Presented by Draft Kings"

Ask me face to face if you're curious.

my "I am not the weirdo trying to live forever who also tracks his sons erections" t-shirt have people asking a lot of questions...

The funniest is how they think "what if this takes down Bill Clinton, libs? Won't be laughing then, will you?" is a serious take. The right wing media machine has them convinced that the Clintons are in the far left. Furthermore, we don't care. I would disown my own father is he did this shit

Watching The Kids go up against the nonprofit industrial complex that's been entrenched in this city for a hundred years makes me wish that someone would write that great American nonprofit industrial complex novel.

There's a tiny dog at the Laundromat @themaplewitch.bsky.social

Noam Chomsky in the emails lord have mercy lmao

I gotta go get cones and it's not far away just far away enough to be annoying. Why isn't there a cour....nvm. it's me. I'm the person they call it's me

30 minutes early

once the cows figure out why i'm interacting with them... it's too late

Gonna do the "Cleveland Laundromat gamble" by showing up early hoping they opened early like yesterday

but honestly i imagine missing my sling in the Madison, overlapping my toe on the front wheel, and turning into a sizzling human hotdog

Hey @benjamindewey.bsky.social parade the circle turns 30 this year. You should make something in a scorching parking lot to celebrate.

good morning the president of the united states is a pedo and many, many powerful and important people knew about him and his pedo groomer friend and did nothing about it. get that grind, fam!

Ok but hear me out. You do a dungeons and dragons tv show that leads into a yearly theatre release. You’d print money and could write and shoot it all at once

Zoomer Johnny Cash be like "I spot a man in Reno just to watch him unalive"

I've got laundry this morning again but I'm hoping to do a Townie ride later.

I have now seen this happen FOUR TIMES lmao one of the cats keeps going back for more. I assume he's feeding his family up there. he's bringing home the (halal) bacon. caught it this time

I fell asleep after listening to the game and the cat was asleep on the couch when I went upstairs. I woke up with a whole cat attached to my beard

How about those Cavs.

I'm not home right now obviously but I just wanted to post this pic of johan in a ramen cat bed

I agree go Cavs

The Other Blues Brother.

The shutdown bill includes a provision to provide $500k to the house and senators whose phone records were acquired by Jack Smith. Reminder that they claimed they found out this year. We knew he got the records years ago. I am willing to miss additional paychecks in order to remove this provision

I really think I’m gonna make sure to do a lot of overnight camping rides next year.

I agree go Cavs

thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this: u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.

If you find yourself thinking "cyclists don't belong on the road" then the logical corollary of that is to support safe, separated cycling infrastructure. But in my experience it is often the same people who vociferous oppose cycling infrastructure who also abuse cyclists for riding on the road.

Imagine you're in the files and it's tomorrow morning at work your time. Coworkers just staring at you

I really like the fact these files dropped on a Wednesday

Reefer, Cavs game. I'll take it

My flight last Wednesday night went directly over Leamington. Its like an entire town is Kramer's apartment in the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode

I'm really waiting for someone smarter than me to break down the Epstein files. That's not My department. The little I've seen is extremely bad.

Still thinking about her (the waffle)

Hmmm

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

The distributor has to buy it. It's gotta get delivered, gotta get warehoused then promoted. Then sold Ah Ohio

I went out looking for the PBR NA and I don't think it's hit the Cleveland market yet