this isn't the usual context in which you see libertarianism and a 13-year-old

bye bitches!!! looks like Jesus is down with the clown after all

They put chili on spaghetti Jerry of course it’s a mess.

I swear the day weed becomes legal legal certain people are gonna have to take a week off so all their stoner friends can make sure they’re Otto from the simpsons at all times

I recently bought a bunch of the stupid overpowered joints while I was in Michigan and my favorite thing to do is loose them on people who are used to street weed. WELCOME TO TO THE PARTY PAL

Oh this app finally allows for my uncle Ted fancam we have never been this far back

If anyone calls me for an interview I’m never having a phone again and if you need me you can mail me a letter

So the only god is change and that is ok. Takes a while but you’ll get there. I think i am gonna finally train to DC to see a bookstore and head back at like 3 in the morning

The “plan” is to hopefully get @themaplewitch.bsky.social to listen to the stone cold truth from the lawn this afternoon. QUIT BEING A SHEEPLE THE MAPLE WITCH.* *the funniest thing to me is technically I’ve been there twice and under pain of torture I could not tell you where it is

They couldn’t even rapture @tomhorsman.bsky.social?

Worst rapture ever

terrible fucking pours

The regime is gonna move all the autistic people to an autistic area and it will horribly backfire because it will be the only area that functions well

@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social could be getting a polish boy at the diner they shot American splendor harry crumb scenes but discontinued foods is a coward*. *or has a job and shit to do. Both valid answers

The ramen room near me is nuts because it’s exactly that. It’s a room full of ramen

Also @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social take a day trip to Cleveland you coward!

Ok adults, I think taking lunch to work absolutely rules. There’s a million options at your friendly local Asian supermarket if you’re lucky. So run down there and take a look. Worst case scenario you find the ramen room.

Friendly reminder

This is a lie because when I smoke a Joint on my townie bike I forget where i was going

Lol cycling lowers dementia risk except in masters racers

Call a vet because Gary looks sick af

It takes a lot of 7 mile long rides to hit 16,000 miles. But the Surly I got for $300 in October 2017 has done that. It went to being a full time commuter bike in August '18 when I got the Crockett. Only on the 3rd set of Schwalbe Marathon Plus tires.

Celebrating the Polski #Fiat: 25 years since #coldwar #Poland’s little legend took its final bow tvpworld.com/89062310/mar...

The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.

today i am challenging democratic politicians, for the rest of the week, to pick one (1) horrifying thing republicans are doing and pretend its as bad as jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended id suggest tom homan taking bribes, but theres a few things to pick from if they want

look i actually agree with the president about Tylenol which is why when i become president we are making Dilaudid available OTC

Yet josta remains lost to history

www.bloomberg.com/news/article... I hope your meetings and studies paid off cleveland

Country and western?

I don’t live in Illinois so I am objectively hit and miss here You had me at heater being a cat and doing cat things

Too many holidays? I work in the service industry I haven’t had a holiday off or that didn’t suck in like 10 years If you cancel ugly sweater holiday parties I’m willing to Listen

The fuckin “people over cars” mayor is a liar and I wish more people would latch onto that. It’s a provable lie over anything else It’s right there

I bought into so much shit that turned out to be an outright lie. Now that I know know kinda the max time I’ve got left why don’t you cut the shit

I used to think bicycle racing made it better for all of us, moar racing moar bikes on the road. A rising tide raises all ships. I was so so wrong. Beyond wrong

I expect him to use direct messages in ways us normal people can’t even recognize. Basketball wise? I haven’t cared in years maybe he could be good at basketball

I’m pretty cool with all kinds of hating if you get to know me well enough as a registered hater. The Ohio hating Michigan is a fucking psyop out of Columbus

I didn’t ride dumpster bullit for us to never figure it out

Why your next car should be an electric cargo bike

Oh I’m sorry you don’t have a rain poncho? Maybe get your shit together Get a woobie too

If you’ve followed me on the internet forever I’ve recommended the 2005 movie Constantine to anyone who would listen. “Half in, half out” in regards to cats is absolutely correct

I mean…. Sure?

Oddly enough @themaplewitch.bsky.social witch is incredibly silent on this matter

Buying weed in Michigan is hilarious because they’ll apologize for a 40 dollar ounce that smokes perfectly fine if you own a grinder

I got to plan the next round but did an impromptu zippo rebuild for yesterday and their face just lit up

Enshitification eventually comes for everything.

I miss DSB every day

we aren't the same