don't threaten me with a good time

In Helpdesk I was so upset about a venerable HP LaserJet 4100n I was being made to retire I took a picture of it in the cart. It had like a million cycles and moved between building moves for Accounts Payable.

Being into bikes is funny because every time you have to fix anything you're already planning for something else to blow up in the process

What are your top 3 flavors in a classic, no-frills box of assorted chocolates?

Literally no notes. Not one. Put it in the Louvre.

Jeffrey coombs was also 345 thousand roles on star Trek. It's comical how often he got cast. "Fuck the actor cancelled? Has Jeff gone home yet? He could do this in 3 hours tops"

bluesky is and has always been a posting retirement home for elder millennials

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

I see the same cyber truck parked in front of a B*bby George restaurant and it adds up and is also sad

Fuck right off.

Enjoy your idiotic day of resurrection, celebration and renewal Christian weirdos The pah wraiths gonna get your asses

Just a heads up. Next time you need a cable for your computer or phone or whatever look at the brand chubby cable. They're a little more expensive but I've had two for longer than any cord I've owned since buying cords. I am not kind to them and they keep working

Brandy and Tiger Woods pull up next to each other at the light....

Warhammer. Where nobody is the good person. BACK TO BOOK CLUB

Odd legal fact. Getting a DUI on a bicycle is possible and you get points on your license even if you don't have one. It's the only time this happens ever. No, wasn't me or anyone I know. I just know it to be the case

Jesus this town is fuckin nerdy

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Springing for woodward flower is worth it if you have the money

3 sports today in Town. No sport ever for me!

“looking for a new position in games media” brother there hasn’t been a new position in games media since 2021. it’s time to learn gator wrasslin or insurance scamming. 3D print a fake gun and hold people up for their bitcoin. start a business setting up fake solar panels on old people’s houses

"Even an elaborate cheating scheme won’t be enough to deliver Orbán victory if the polls are correct." This is a big deal, and it should give opponents of American authoritarianism hope.

youtu.be/1KR_mIOhZI4?... If you thought Cleveland broke the law to renovate the Q they're going to do worse to oppose street Pricing harder. Sports teams have that much power

Holy shit

I have a cat on my lap. That means work is cancelled. It's so joever everyone

I just want to stay home today

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It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

Keep going. Save yourself.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

Welcome back Budd Dwyer

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I wish it was right for me. I really do.

One of the people in space right now was a researcher in Antarctica. Do you have any idea how tough anyone is who has lived a winter in Antarctica.

Whoever got this plate rules. And whoever let it slip by at the state we all collectively thank you.

Protip if you think you're dealing with a DPRK fake job applicant using AI masking as an American millennial, ask them to respond to "Are we dancer?" It will take them too long to read in too formal a tone and include psychological debate nonsense. Supposed to immediately say, "Like the song?"

My brother in Svayam Bhagavan, just take that private jet to Turkey on your donors’ dime. This is getting outrageous.

Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

Engagement? I had a private account on the hell site. I don't need engagement I'm just shit posting for my own sanity

I went back through kitchen confidential recently and when he tells people all he wants is a home cooked meal with brown gravy it hit me like a ton of bricks. You do enough kitchen math and all you want is meatloaf and mashed potatoes with some veggie you didn't cook.

the age of social media is dying and i know we are all addicted, but like any addict eventually we all gotta either detox or find a new high.

I think Cleveland needs to have a service industry day. Weekly, yearly, I don't know it would work but we make a ton of events happen and many I know myself included never participate. I'm actually happy that you and your friends had a good meal. I really am, but the money just isn't ever enough.

There's a 100 percent chance I'm in bed at 9

Wontons in chili oil and an order of salt baked pork.

I had to bartend today and I was absolutely reminded how it's so much easier than cooking

And then nothing fundimentally changes because the people who run Bluesky are off adding AI features nobody asked for and don't give a shit about either userbase. Pointless discourse cycle that reveals nothing but the cruelty and vapidness of rich kid liberalism Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Two chicks at the same time???

You know whose fault it actually is that bluesky is dying? the reply guys, who consistently let down power users with substandard riffs and slightly off-topic GIFs

I finally found it, the perfect license plate

It always cracks me up that this is the only product that users are supposed to shoulder the burden of growing. Apple doesn't call me once a week like "Bad news sir the quarter's not looking good"