✋🏻 no takis for me, thanks. I brought my albino doritos

goodnight my handsome, impeccable comic timing having prince

sure, but like any great athlete he's happy to run up the score

there's something deeply wrong with indiana

"no one's talking about this" says person who plays video games eighteen hours a day

Snakes on a Plane at midnight on Halloween at one of Chicago's great sticky-floor venues, The Vic

show me a "childfree" rant that isn't just ableism

furries and anime weirds having gun-owner tantrums about the idea that they're obligated to care for other people is a prime example of how a lot of online "leftism" is just "conservatism but hands off my treats"

not remotely the worst problem with these but are those covers AI?

In accounting and finance, both for good reasons and for mere cultural reasons, there is heavy emphasis on auditability. This appears to nonexperts as the incumbents as being stubborn about tech and manual work, and it's not it's about being able to prove your result. AI *sucks* at this.

immigration is a paperwork crime. Imagine if cops rammed your car anytime you let your registration lapse

"First he embraced her with his armes, and took her by the hande, putt a ring upon her finger and layde his hande upon her harte, and held his hands towards heaven; and to show his continuance to dwell with her to his lyves ende he did it by closing of his eyes with his hands…”

this is the sincerely held belief of every porn spammer on here

I want this and have tried to pitch it but the market that exists for low-budget 2d animation is wholly sated by anime other than the odd awards-targeted feature

leaving aside the awful, does a market for that even exist anymore? as an HBO show it's already pretty niche compared to merch juggernauts like Marvel, and the fandom's pretty long in the tooth. would the weird losers who can't let the IP go even want a Harry doll that didn't look like Radcliffe?

I mentor a lot of early career people and it is truly horrifying how many supposed job listings are transparently just AI data-mining/facial recognition scams

hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible

the most "turning the racism dial like Price is Right" headline possible

Making someone Mad Online is my birthright as an elder millennial

I actually think the slow collapse of the fast food industry might change this situation

Dear Everyone Who Has Ever Worked On Plants Vs Zombies… we got fan mail.

that 2038 presidential race between WeRateDogs and Mr. Beast is gonna be a banger huh

I didn't know they were real rocks! I had assumed fancy concrete

The United States is at this moment closer to civil war than it has been in 150 years. In this thought-provoking piece, Charli Carpenter outlines what developments could push America over the edge or pull it back from the brink.

I got an absolutely beautiful sunrise this morning. Happy pitchers and catchers report day to all who celebrate.

I have never read a more useful footnote. (From Michael D.C. Drout’s The Tower and the Ruin.)

finally, millions of young men who also don't know how to make their eyes look happy in photos have a banking app of their own

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you know I've always envisioned a sudden bolt from the blue, but there could be a lot of fun in knowing the Happening is imminent because there are suddenly a lot of articles about how to handle a temporary break in your sobriety

there are so many third-space ventures in LA that get funded on "and it'll be filled with hot people! instagram will do our marketing for us!" and it turns out ig hotties show up when they're paid and stay home taking selfies the rest of the time

Superbowl MVP goes to the white guy who somehow found himself getting for-real married onstage at a Bad Bunny halftime show and knows how lucky he is

oh no her skirt lmao

We're far enough past the "Mad Men" finale to where they could do a one-off reunion movie that takes place in late 1983 in which Don, freelancing after many years of alcohol-related career setbacks, pitches head-of-creative Peggy Olson the Apple "1984" Super Bowl ad.

anime avs I hope your grubby little ears are burning

My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results

Describing reality in a neutral way looks like Charlie Day with a cork board

The first day that pitchers and catchers report is the actual New Years Day

we could ban giant trucks. we could enact more congestion pricing zones. we could reposition traffic lights to discourage stopping in crosswalks. we could pedestrianize streets. we could do literally anything but firehose tax money at the gun-toting chuds who mete out the death penalty for DWB

I ran this and it just rendered a perfect outline of @cpcolin.crappycomic.com

genuinely what is psychologically happening with the randos who can't parse even the most obvious joke

bluesky allegations remain undefeated

ok i've given this a lot of thought but I think duke nukem is actually woke

friend sent this from the South

All I’ll say is we didn’t have a winter like this for all of Bill de Blasio's eight years since he put the fear of FUCKING GOD into the groundhogs.

Long ago when I was scrambling for extra work I took a gig writing litRPGs for a company that churned them out. the style guide banned gerunds, because their readers found them confusi- sorry, because they made the readers confused

Fantastic! Raman supported SB79, has led the charge on City Council to reform Measure ULA, and has been deeply involved with efforts to reform permitting at City Hall. Unlike Bass, Raman cares outcomes. Exactly what Los Angeles needs. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...

direct action works

Nithya Raman is the most progressive, most effective elected official I've ever been represented by. She's running for mayor of Los Angeles. She has my vote and she should have yours.

Random memory: I remember being on a bus for a school trip when one of my friends held up the 1st pop top can of soda any of us had ever seen. We'd only had pull tabs. I remember him drawing everyone's attention. He said "THIS is the future." And popped the top. And his soda sprayed all over him.