For a period of a couple of years during the 2010s I was employed regularly by cattle to shoot the covers for the albums they had recorded. It was always wonderfully inspiring to witness the love, hard work and passion they had put into their music and I think that comes through in the photos.

I'd never thought of the gorilla side of things but you make a good point.

let me map this to a specific example from my terrible industry overseen by AI marks: the Constraint in film production has never been idea generation or script writing, the main thing AI corps are shilling to us. A well-run development dept (lol) can go from pitch to shooting script in 8 weeks

Will Smith tried to start one but everybody got mad at him

at the risk of being corny, I was thinking a lot about this line from A Christmas Carol: “Darkness was cheap and Scrooge liked it”. it’s a clever merging of his solitude and his spendthriftiness, but it’s also applicable metaphorically: it’s easy to be grim, takes work to create light.

pls enjoy

I have made waffles in the panini press

tiktok let up for one second I am begging you

niche content but this is exactly what american girl dolls look like when you get them balanced standing on their feet

imagine being such an unconscionable piece of shit you calm hitler this post lmao

autotuning the testimony of a sixteen year old who had epstein steal her passport

if this redacted account of donald trump raping a 14 year old wore pants would it wear them like this: or like this:

guy who never lets the word "legos" slide past his timeline without a lecture on corporate brand style guides posting "rest in peace" about Rob Reiner

John Rankin I consider involuntary slavery a never-failing fountain of the grossest immorality McKenna RN. Dog mom. Disney Adult. NO DMS 🚫 agree to disagree but I personally enjoy it! u gotta listen to all sides unless you're the cheeto in chief DONTald tRUMP!

here are some redacted stories about men raping children I have cleverly arranged them to resemble loss jpg i couldn't vote for kamala because she's not progressive enough for me

any other lumpy white women wanna neverthelessly persist in letting me know whether I have their permission to say how epstein memes make me feel as a rape survivor today

responding this way to a stranger saying rape jokes aren't fun as a survivor is some *crazy* fucking work

ha ha ha the rape of children

anybody know what the stateside equivalent of canadian icing sugar is? is it just confectioner's sugar?

One of the first hominids, Hispanopithecus, lived 11 million years in what is now Catalonia. They are believed to have lived largely on tree canopies, only descending to take part in occasional sardanes. They did not have control of fire, and were therefore forced to eat their bruschettas soggy.

how I wish I had a photo of the eight cavorting misters Met and one grumpy umpire my dad made in a high school ceramics class

beats me, we’re Reform

domestic violence victim: my husband is a rapist, please keep your daughter away from him every man in the replies: why did that whore let donald do this

I'm in favor of books and against the banning of same, but the cutesy "nevertheless she persisted" totebagification of the cause with the canva font layouts and the clipart of pensive black girls drawn by someone who has never once looked at a black face in person makes me want to find a matchbook

I have a particular soft spot for reading prefaces and acknowledgements. James C Scott’s The Art of Not Being Governed makes the short list for my favorites.

High-end ICE cars will always still exist, in the same way horseback riding continues to exist despite the advent of cars. Pollution is about scale. If combustion engines become rare enough they're only a hobbyist's toy we've crossed the finish line and can take a zero-emissions victory lap

you don't get this kind of crowdsourcing on twitter

going faintly insane at how few Christians are are aware it's possible to be Jewish

I am not the pope to be clear -- but I'm sure he, like I, wish you the best

Scientists just found out that we're all living in the second spot-the-difference picture. That stripey cushion is actually supposed to have dots on it. it's fucked up. They don't know what to do about it.

"hey, uh. no no, great to talk to you again too. love the horse, he's beautiful just like you said. only, how the hell do I ride this thing?"

sometimes somebody's profile pic is so warm and charming and human and I'm like "oh right, people. the internet is comprised of people."

I got a wrapped from my twins season tickets. We're cooked

The Hillbilly Thomists, a delightful bluegrass outfit comprised entirely of Dominican friars who record albums during their vacations, have a great song called "I'm a Dog" to riff on the old "Domini canes" joke.

overly online dorkuses who think trad culture is their ticket to a bangmaid who can't escape are definitely not interested in taking a vow of chastity

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me at my wedding

"science guy"

Youtube is simply TV to most people under 30. It's what you put on to see what's on.

We all remember when Serbian feminists assassinated the Archduchess in Sarajevo because she was too sex positive and refused to acknowledge motherhood as inherently oppressive.

Rob Reiner went out on the rarest kind of joke there is - one on The Bear

The one thing I will never understand about the manosphere is that the sphere is, empirically, the gayest three dimensional solid

This mechanism - smart, nice people make me feel bad, but dumb and mean people welcome me - is the entire pipeline.

if you want to make a cool video that's not real that's a Film

"We live in a society" is used a lot as a meme but also like we do

one of the things you can do to further your soul to immortality is "Hug Your Bro"

Lot of people at this zoning meeting talking like they never heard of mana

The problem with America today is that people take too long to order their food when I’m in line

I, the fist emoji social justice warrior, deeply desire more gun-toting rapists on public transit

I wasn't born in New York but I lived there long enough to feel like I was becoming a New Yorker. One of the ways this manifested was if I saw someone wearing a straw boater instead of a felt hat on or after September 15 each year I would knock off their cap and beat them with a large stick