(chirpy tiktok voice) and then a tragedy happened

mfer posted the ugliest, chuddiest thing I have seen on bsky in a good while and then said this lmao

one bug looks and calls out what she sees to the painter bug. on water breaks they switch

we're pretty close to Raytheon et al so I don't think we'll get to watch for very long

the no. 2 screenplay idea amateur writers have (after "the unbeatable final boss of this secret martial arts competition is actually the protagonist's dad) is "what if a nuclear war started and stranded some astronauts up in space"

Paul F. Tompkins I knew this day would come

they already identified the world's greatest peacemonger, what else do you want

Spring Flight Benjamin Chee Chee 1975

This Toronto crowd suddenly made the game so wholesome. Cheering for their 9th-inning pitcher's 3 up 3 down like he was scoring the 14 runs they need.

me and who

Late Night Mystery Ningiukulu Teevee ~ Inuk 2022

new pronunciation I'm noticing in the influencer set: collab as "co-lab." presumably, revealingly, because they aren't familiar with the word "collaborate" #tiktoktionary

"parapal" - the object of your parasocial affection #tiktoktionary h/t @maseinurface.bsky.social

Blue Ruin product placement in The Drama. Zendaya certainly looks like another satisfied reader

listening to The Brudi Brothers on the beach, in open defiance of their intended vibe

tagging my friends into my posting argues

tagging my friends into my posting argues

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

no one thinks it's weird that very little of the ad budget of a summer blockbuster is spent specifically trying to reach people who don't watch movies

Fendre l'air du crépuscule à l'aurore ("Cleaving the air from dusk till dawn") 🎨Aliénor de Cellès

I'm reading a minor Le Carre rn and it's taking forever because I keep having to put it down to go "god damn" at the writing

Gerziller

No, actually every part of your post is completely wrong.

if you loved her you’d have backed that ass up

April 1958: Eddie "Scooter" Teague, 18, won first prize for the boys category in North Hollywood High School's 'Crazy Hat' contest with this intergalactic creation for Easter.

yet to see a writing use case pitched for AI that doesn't have me like "my brain does that for free"

white guy saying "my lived experience"

Am I comparing Martin Luther or John Calvin to Ayn Rand? As a Catholic you cant make me study the tenets of Protestantism enough to answer that

Excited for the 40% of NYPD officers who live on Long Island to become his strongest soldiers Think I’m wrong about that stat? It’s totally real. Just google “police 40%” and you’ll see

few things are funnier than running across an internet argument where everyone is very mad but also censoring all their swear words in case the algo p*nishes th*m

that said ... there are a lot of folks on here that sound like xeni jardin tweeting "what set you from" when they say yall

Meet Tilly Norwood, the AI actress everyone loves! (puts finger to ear) I’m being told Tilly is saying she can’t be killed in a way that matters.

They spent all day maneuvering to be the last person to talk to him, because that's the person he usually ends up agreeing with, but didn't take into account that the last person he'd talk to before the speech was the tiny martian he hallucinates that tells him his ballroom is going to be beautiful

Everyone wants Pete Crow-Armstrong's autograph. #watercolorpainting #artisticExpression #WrigleyField #Cubs #Chicagoartist #Cubsnation #PCA

this is a perfect illustration of how men who aren't feminist but want to be admired like they are try to "help" by being obtuse

blueskyers: "What a weirdo! She doesn't even have a real job. I, on the other hand, have perfectly healthy screen time and am going to get my shit together very soon."

"8.5x11s" - 👋🏻 ed. note: lmao #tiktoktionary

this king went on to say that he didn't bother to cite any works in this book because he wrote the bibliography on the entire topic

this puts other satellites at a high risk of what NASA calls "orbital intobonking"

subliterate liar degrades the quality of news on this site and then brags about it

Netflix Lists Self Hosted Polycule Plex Libraries As 3rd Largest Competitor Behind Amazon Prime Video and Poob

im always asking this

A little known fact is that every time you spell "America" with a "k" you make it 0.0001% more likely that there is a full communist decolonisation of Turtle Island (in a way that is, somehow, also good for Black people with a capital B) and if you do it with three "k"s you decolonise Australia too.

why does the font size change so much

Most people wouldn’t feel deep shame when they learn that Harrison Bader’s cousin is the bassist for Vampire Weekend. They’d think, “oh, mildly interesting.” Not me, though. Finding out about it this late gives me an existential crisis. What am I here for if not to know little factlets like this?

The Phillies are losing because acting manager Don Mattingly refuses to shave his sideburns

from NO KINGS yesterday, in Portland — handed out by a guy in overalls and carrying a pitchfork on which tines was speared a sign, "ASK ME ABOUT GARDENING CLUB". So I did. (Regrets for not taking his photo as well.)