Women don't want flowers they want Mini Guillotine Wooden Model Decorative Desk Souvenir French Style

they're using a weird lens to make him look taller/skinnier lmao

it's ok we hired a lawyer

his father just doesn't understand

our love is pure ebay.io/m/3tDHOM

Why Can't Dean Cain Cross His Arms

some personal news

curious how the "every school district and rec center must employ a child genital inspector" law will interact with the firmly held conservative belief that all child molesters should be killed

This is a major Mid-City landlord (they do a version of this bullshit on every listing). They exclusively specialize in no parking/no DW/no WD/no AC "luxury" apts at about 30% above market rates. Their reviews are full of stories of insane abuse over maintenance requests. In conclusion, vote Nithya

"But I doubt anyone under 40 could tolerate these." I'm sorry, but IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT is great, sounds like a skill issue, and you know what movie really holds up? IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD. It's a comedy all-star game and a joke factory.

That specific era of television when the camera crew switched to HD without warning the makeup artists

from the makers of "our hot water isn't potable by design and we've never shifted our boiled-pudding arses to fix that for nigh two centuries now"

before we all the rich people we should check for fun ones

bet

natural ✅

I love this #tiktoktionary

going back to full time WFH

some queer freaks have been recorded in the history of baseball

Hey, Threads, I don't think your best marketing pitch is showing people comments on Threads

looking forward to the backlash era when we can finally admit Law Roach's styling is dumbed-down and costumey and stupid

Dave erasure

swing votin' on the flippity flop

Saw a guy leaving mean comments on a hardcore band's youtube video, so I went to his profile and he has a playlist of yoga poses for anxiety, and a playlist called "cry" which has like 3 R. Kelly songs on it. You gotta tread a little lighter when you've got that stuff on display, man.

nobody tell this genius about books

all of the big old studios are collapsing under the weight of boomer-loved IP that no one gives a shit about anymore. once the core demo moves on it doesn't matter what older gens think. the "valuations" are fake. kids don't care about Looney Tunes, young men don't care about James Bond. it's over

so I got into Courtney Love's 90s stuff a while back. god damn does this scratch the same itch. femme rock that has to be sung with a hangover

Taylor Lorenz will host pretty okay videos, and be completely normal for guest spots. The second she is off camera she eats an entire bag of edibles, connects to the Insane Aunt Noosphere, and refuses to stop typing until her nails chip

people talk shit about the discourse on here but there's still a lot of posts making really good points

A #Roman mosaic octopus, found in a villa at Villaquejida (Spain) - laid some 1800-1900 years ago, but still looking fabulous today #MosaicMonday #AncientBlueSky

if i were hypothetically a hot-planet lizard alien employed in digital media who was worried about my human-suit disguise failing, a strong norm of masking on video podcasts would be pretty attractive. just saying.

taylor lorenz is a classic example of someone wise beyond her years... who knew someone in their ambiguous late 20s/early 30s could have the wisdom and life experience of a 45-year-old

Hear me out: what if we replaced rolling news with helicopter footage of trains every day? I don’t think anyone would actually be less well informed.

I love that this clip, and these men, are now *sports* history. You won't be able to talk about 2026 in sports without them.

Countries with pyramids are currently undefeated in the World Cup

this guy fucking sucks at drawing dinosaurs

Well this is fucking cool. Holy hell.

also as the dynasty wore on there were more and more cases where dad candidates scored #1 on provincial-level examinations but just never found a position

I put my Liked Songs list on shuffle and immediately forgot I did that, leading to me thinking "damn, radio's all bangers today" roughly every 4 minutes

leftists who became leftists from scholarship rather than "I'm picking the team my dad hates" know that being a leftist takes a lot of effort! You have to think very hard about the causes of problems, and see systems instead of individuals. MAGAs aren't capable of it and we don't need them to be.

I can’t believe the liberal media is ignoring the horde of tiny donkeys mowing my lawn right now. They brought a five-piece power metal combo with them, it’s so loud.

on this appomattox day let me share my favorite union army flag. they should have made this the american flag.

I got you

A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.

jesus christ please help me report this undisguised arguebot

What if you were an empty husk? Might “feel” differently about things then.

This is true

the two types of cinema are "popcorn movie" and "cottage cheese film"

I see you, single flowering branch

the AI slop avatar questions what is real

you know that one office episode where pam explains she gets more sexual harassment on sexual harassment training day than the rest of the year anyway happy Juneteenth week