tiktok's just sending me House Hunters characters now

tiktok's just sending me House Hunters characters now

This, per the books, canonically makes Tracker himself 34 years old

Tracker's brother was canonically born in 1984

they just said "rawdogged" on Tracker

it's so funny that all the "it's inevitable! it's worldchanging! it's the future" shit they say about AI is actually true for electrification

every baseball writer is secretly looking for a way to use "unwindulax" in a sentence

Angelenos are being priced out of the neighborhoods they love. Housing is too scarce, too expensive, and City Hall moves too slow. My plan cuts through the red tape to fast-track housing, lower costs, and make it possible for families to stay and thrive in LA.

onions are delicious aren't they folks

crazy how 006, ned stark, and boromir were all played by the same guy — mr bean

eating a blueberry muffin so bad it's horseshoed around into being a delightfully novel culinary experience

Saturday Night Live the last time the Knicks made the finals

In (or near) Los Angeles? Come out to the Aero Theater and let Chris, me & AMC feed you popcorn and candy while you watch ep. 1 of THE TERROR: DEVIL IN SILVER. Come see the horror on the big screen. After that, we’ll have a little Q&A. Event is free. RSVP in the link!

This is up there in my favorite comic panels of all time.

Sometimes while reading Discworld books Pratchett attacks you with something so profound and real that it feels like you've been slapped in the face

this is a very common pseudo-leftist opinion, and it sucks 1. private property is not the same as capital. Real leftists want roofs over heads and a safe, stable, comfortable standard of living for all 2. all rule is by popular support. "fuck you, we're taking your house!" is not a vote-getter

if you see someone who goes to work every day for a wage and has a pot to piss in and think, "that guy's pot means he's Capital," you're a chud. cool hammer and sickle, you're a chud.

we're ngmi

Wemby: bon matin, mon chere Wemby’s girlfriend: hello Wembanyama

thank you YouTube for delivering unto me a video of the WH40K "Weakness of my flesh" monologue played over video of a snake in a tube with robot legs

tiny soprano

opening the Discover feed

we're ngmi

dudes rock so much

you know what else extends long from the body that does not tremble

Joe Rogan appeals to Gen Xers who still think they're in their 20s.

He’s been spending his life cultivating the name “Grizz.” This article is fucking great and I didn't have to close a single fucking popup to read it.

An incredible thread. Space archeologists will be studying this for millenia

Ok it’s past my bedtime but one more

made myself sad thinking about how the musk-analogue probably suffocated on the flight up and wasn't conscious when he died in space :(

A books cartoon for @theguardian.com from a while back

This is true, and yet meaningless. Condemnation without hope of salvation. Political Calvinism. Our nation was born of evil and is destined for doom and nothing we do can change it. Thus I refute it: Millions of Americans took up arms and fought and died to free Black people from inhuman bondage.

Who is Mussolini

this is in defense of an out and proud pedophile

A reminder that not everyone wants to have their own kids! Some of us are luring other people's offspring into confectionery-based cottages in woodland clearings to cook and eat them and that's just as valid

I know using "autistic" as a slur is extremely bad but there now appears to be evidence that using "allistic" as slur is a sign the cops should do a deep dive on your hard disc

"oh so you hate free and open expression of sexuality" yeah when it involves children i absolutely am

People are making some ~fascinating~ protests here about ”but what are the actual negative effects (show me the scientific studies) (‘it’s gross’ does not count)”, but are missing the pretty simple fact that ‘that’s gross’ is 100% a reason to not hang out with someone, on its own

I'm sorry but it is very funny to me that the n*tj*b putting trans activists on "transphobia" lists is themself tagged as a transphobe

FYI, if you prefix a recipe URL with “cooked.wiki/“ it will strip out everything but the recipe in a clean page that also allows you to change ratios.

tell me your dark horse 2030s Dem candidate, here's mine. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTB8h8AFf/

I have lost all patience for people who don't think they need to catch up on a conversation to participate in it

I think that even today the unlimited potential of the internet as a place for self-expression has not been fully appreciated. The community-building is a miracle. Though a lot of you do tend to gab about the specific stuff you jerk off to like 20-100x more than I'd personally feel comfortable doing

report post > illegal and urgent > comment box > "pedophile"

exciting news for literally only Meghan Trainor and Will-I-Am fans

the mid-2000s forum consensus was Porn Cannot Be Criticized and here we are

calling a black woman a dog, how very "says USian" of you

hmm yes inextricably linking trans identity to people who draw cartoons of children being raped surely has no downsides

You are doing the devil's work by hitching trans identity to cartoon CSAM.