This is what I do when I think about the Confederacy's humiliation

a humble hot dog sighting at city council is a sure sign that Portland is back baby

I love it, except for the big windows. I just don't like the Big Windows thing.

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

I'm sorry, I don't care how joyous the occasion, Anthony Volpe should NOT be allowed to pop champagne tonight. Take that shit away from him.

I'm fine, really. No burnt toast smells, haven't cursed so hard the ghost of Bob Paisley shows up to tell me to "shut the fuck up, lad." YNWA.

This may have been the most insane and incoherent four days of his presidency. Tylenol, the U.N., I hate my opponents, other countries are going to hell, this escalator's broken, I'm mad at a TV comedian, I like Ukraine now. It really feels as if some minimal tether to reality has snapped.

Scoot excitedly jogging to the event? I love this team, man.

I would absolutely punch Bradley Cooper in the face if he pulled that creepy "I am going to watch you eat" shit with me. I hate that shit. Stop it.

The annual pumpkin display at the entrance of Governor Pritzker’s personal residence on Astor Street. He is the pumpkin king. Illinois produces the most pumpkins, including canned, than any other state in the U.S., twice as many as the next five states combined.

It takes Rowdy Roddy Piper less than 10 minutes to figure out what needs to be done

i stg if trump actually puts bolton in prison for comitting the crime he escaped prosecution for i may never stop laughing

Out on the road in Wisconsin this week. Welsh immigrants settled the Village Of Wales, Wisconsin in 1840, bringing with them their rich culture, language, and traditions.

WW1: Paths of Glory WW2: The Thin Red Line Vietnam: Platoon Desert Storm: Three Kings Wildcard: The Deer Hunter

*sighs*

This is really fun if you imagine Billy Joel singing these words like it's "We Didn't Start the Fire."

Share your favorite black & white movie

You're welcome, Mariners. Go Yankees.

Yes, I giggled. Shut up.

CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra? DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl. CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe? DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think. CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right? DRACULA: That’s right. CHOTINER: Thank you.

Polls close at: 7pm ET in Georgia 7pm local time (8pm ET) in Alabama 7pm local time (10pm ET) in Arizona

I will be the rat czar. I will give each rat a hat and an umbrella. I will give the rats the vote

libs of tiktok finding out about gwar in 2025 is incredibly on-brand. if she was not a satanic demon from hell she would be really funny

Dearest Portland: You know what to do.

Once again: hope the Mariners are prepared to be brought before Congress if they win the World Series this year. These people are as dumb as they are cynical opportunists.

£55k to be the CEO of bees. The BEO. Sign me up!

This is such a good example of library hand! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library...

In hindsight, all the problems started when we moved away from hand-written library catalog cards.

ekitike has a touch of the bonehead about him. nothing major, we're not talking darwin nunez levels or anything. but it's in there. just a touch.

NEVERMIND. YNWA.

*sighs, stares at horizon* #CarabaoCup #LFC

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

In a tunnel under the Chicago River, a descendant of Mrs. O’Leary’s cow follows her calling.

my whole tl becomes Darryl when there's a new Chotiner interview

How the hell have I had Bob Welch's "Ebony Eyes" in my head for 3 days?

I think this Alexander Isak guy might be pretty good. Too early to tell yet.

Dear Lincoln City: ohpleaseohpleaseohpleasedothisitwouldbethefunniestshitevergodyesplease.

It appears @danielkraus.com writes for The Onion now.

Chotiner: You've written a lot about the band Weezer over the years. Me: That's right. Chotiner: And The Blue Album is their best work as you've said. Me: 100%. Always has been. Chotiner: In 1996 in a letter to your high school girlfriend you wrote... Me: Can we go off the record real quick?

yes the president is dismantling the backbone of a functioning thriving society but on the other hand he has also made us the joke of the world, so that's cool. good speech today, sir. very deranged.

Every day I have to learn about a guy with untold power and influence who I would not trust to fill up my car

I'm the guy that found Manos: The Hands Of Fate so I sure as hell ain't being raptured to Heaven.

Re: "robo umps": I'm just going to shut the fuck up. I was 100% against the pitch clock, and I was so, so, sooooo wrong about that one -- it's great, actually! -- that I'm just going to keep my mouth shut on changes forever. I'm too close to be rational, or something. Your Friend, Nemo.

Good afternoon, let's go Liverpool

May I interest Sandy Brondello in a fresh, new, right-out-the-oven franchise starting up in beautiful Portland, Oregon? Ask Sabrina to come, too.

People who don't go to minor league baseball games really have no clue what this is. It just shows the strike zone and let's the managers challenge to overturn calls twice per game. It'll be hated at first but will catch on.

I'm only a little disappointed it won't be actual robots in umpire uniforms. It was my chance to be rid of Boone after a RoboUmp rips his arm off at the shoulder.

Giorgi Mamardashvili will be the first Georgian player ever to play for Liverpool. Georgia is now the 50th nationality to have a player appear for #LFC. It's the first new nation for the club since Colombia with Luis Díaz in February 2022.