Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Fyi Garth Marenghi's Dark Place is on YouTube, come binge with me (figuratively. Please don't come to my home.)

Wish I could get rid of the part of me that feels like a piece of shit when someone gives me a gift

And to think like 5 years ago I considered myself a moderate democrat. I've been radicalized.

You'd have to start fighting in order to stop fighting, chuckles. Just fucking retire already you sorry sack of shit.

Got an early bday present

A happy last term in office ever to all Democrats who voted for this horseshit

With all due respect (none) shut the fuck up you goddamn sellout

Here's a list of the sellouts. Call them.

I am currently eating the best Indian food I've ever had from Masala Box in Gladstone

The Clash’s Paul Simonon, running into some young street musicians, will make your day. 💕 🎸 @theclash.com @faroutmagazine.co.uk

Wait so we don't like Norman Powell?

JERAMI GRANT HAS NEVER FOULED ANYONE IN HIS LIFE

Holy shit they just showed some people I know at the game, of course they're wearing Blazers jerseys

I think it's funny there's a player named kel'el because I had a bird named Kal-el and he fuckin hated me

Arlo's hair used to be so black I couldn't get a good picture of him, but now he has a silver rally stripe

Lawn reforestation in progress

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

Respect to Romeo, but when I hear the name Weems I think of this dude

Update: after further research (I had today off) Doctor Mario level 24 does repeat in perpetuity

Hell yeah, Roku live tv

Lolol I have one too, it's not a big deal

Post you from a different era: I see your Obama years and raise you Gina: the Clinton era

Seriously though, fuck Paramount. I've already made my piece with the fact I can't watch Drag Race anymore.

Oh no! What are all these acclaimed actors going to do without their guest spot on Matlock this season?

I just beat level 24 of Dr. Mario, but I'm pretty sure that once you beat level 20 you just play that level over and over again

I made kouign amman for the first time. Sure, they're a little under baked but they're not burned

I've had the theme song to "Noah's Arcade Presents 'Wayne's World'" in my head all week

Lol nice try, Jeff Bezos

Why do we give criminals cool nicknames? Why not embarrassing ones, like the little bitch bandit or the micropeen killer?

The fact that there's no jazz bass in this color, while infuriating, saved me a lot of money today

Me, casually driving around my neighborhood on my lunch break because I heard that ICE was here and I'm going to harass the shit out of them

The PIRC phone number is 1-888-622-1510 Report any actual ICE sightings to them Do not open the door Do not sign or answer any questions Document anyone involved (clothing, vehicles, anyone taken)

I told you all that bringing Dame home would restore the timeline

My new hobby

That should absolutely be an offensive foul for kicking his leg out

What in the cinnamon toast fuck

It would be so funny now if the Blazers won after reading all the posts so far

From the top rope

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

I hope its not during the Blazers game. I would hate to miss it

Ok but wtf did these voters vote for last November?

BREAKING: every Republican has died