GUY IN HOT DOG SUIT DOT GIF

I knitted this in what was Dame's last season before getting traded. Today I am confident in saying the sweater is NOT cursed, as I once suspected

I have a friend in town tomorrow and we need recs for a place to eat dinner

If you don't get to take your clothes with you when you get raptured then what the hell is living even for?

Everyone chill, the rapture happened in 2016 and none of us made the cut.

If you have Instagram you can hear my annoying nasally child's voice in OPB's reel

The legend @ginamarina.bsky.social is quoted!

Took @sirnemo.bsky.social to @backtothebasket.bsky.social for the first time today and the spirit moved me to buy this

I wore a huge sweater downtown and then I also became a huge sweater.

My phone sends me pics of things that happened this week but in the past. Please enjoy this pic of Cam from 2018.

Please let it be that everyone on the spectrum gets $4,000, because I could really use $4,000

"let's go see what the poors are up to tonight?" - Portland police

Biscuit, aka Claude Biskers, aka Claudio Biscottinni, aka Donnie Biscotti

Damn I gotta go call my grandkids

Current mood: I'm going to fight a cop

If you see a short husky gal standing next to I-5 screaming, for your own safety, please do not approach me

I'm watching Halloween Baking Championship and I hope it's the edit because all of these bakers seem incompetent

Having a totally normal one over here tonight

Also, and this is important, SEPARATE BANK ACCOUNTS. If you want to have a joint account that's cool, but you should have one separate from your partner. As a former bank teller I have stories.

Secret savings accounts. High yield savings accounts. Hoard that money, even if it's $5/month

Remember when you turned on "the news" and it was just someone like Dan Rather telling you what happened that day? That was fun.

Post your good news today. Mine is, my household has gone 3 whole weeks without a veterinary emergency

Whoever these Democrats are, let's not vote for them anymore, ok? Cool.

If there was a competition for people who made delicious food that looks like it got dropped off a building I would probably make the finals

Sha sha shantay you stay

Look at this new gender neutral bathroom next to the capitol, so progressive

I got a text from Safeway about scheduling a covid shot, but their link didn't list covid shots.

Trying not to engage with reality right now but if they deport Guillermo so help me god

Katya is a fan of Scooby

I've been drinking a remarkable amount of Kool Aid this summer, which I assume will have no repercussions

This is a trap, DO NOT sign up for anything

i'm selling a guitar on marketplace and some doorknob offered me a pixelart nft of the same guitar in trade and sent me an image of it and told me it was a 1 of 1 so i downloaded it and replied that now it was a 1 of 2 and this was the last thing he said before i blocked him

Remember when this website was just famous for Alf's gigantic dong?

Cam's dad is running for county commissioner, so basically I'm entering my Ivana era

Hi PBOT, you sure about this chart?

I met my nephew today and while I can't show him you can believe me when I tell you he's smart and handsome and loves his auntie Gigi

This one's like a where's Waldo, but with me instead of Waldo

My sweater and I will be there

I was brave and actually went to my softball game and kinda kicked ass

Rich folk will always stick together regardless of ideology

Maybe I'm just having a bad day, but I'm tired of waiting for my turn to get shot. The waiting is too much.

How many of trump's lil buddies are gonna get killed to keep from releasing the Epstein list?

Trump's a nazi

FUCK YEAHHHHH

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If you don't have a liberal boomer in your life you should get one, they're fun at times like this

In news that actually matters to me, there now a Law & Order channel on Pluto TV

Show me on the doll where the "dentist" touched you