I walked around the entire arena to make sure there was an Eddie Aikau poster. When Cam was a kid he had an "Eddie would go" shirt and he wore it all the time

Goddamn Yang's 3 point shot looks good

OH MY FUCK IT IS URKEL I'M SO EXCITED

Idk who the celebrity they showed was but he looks like Urkel

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What a terrible time to be a business that sells ice machines

Just had to shoo my cat away from my wine. I bet he's an angry drunk.

Arlo is upset

I would probably kill myself but you guys have fun

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

I got myself a good one

Cuties!

Good afternoon, and my condolences, to the man in the Enes Kanterr Jersey. I got duped too.

If you think military people can just not follow orders then I encourage you to join the branch of your choice and see how that works out for you.

This is why I call my son "Art", short for Artichoke

Petition for the @trailblazers.bsky.social to play Love Train by the O'Jays when Caleb Love does something good

I'm really getting tired of people stealing my cat's litter and food off my porch after it gets delivered

Lol stfu nerd

You don’t like it being called slop, ok fine, new word for it is diarrhea

Good morning from St John's, where it's not quite 9:30 yet and there's already a fucking manhunt happening

SHUT THE FUCK UP CHUCK SCHUMER SHUT THE FUCK UP

Apparently "Las Malvinas" isn't a place our dear leader is familiar with

I'm really pissed off that I finally got my shit together and now I guess we're war criminals?

I didn't even get this posted before I heard it again, I'm going to the dispensary

I stg if I have to hear Deni Avdija's name one more goddamn time during these commercials I'm turning the game off

Hi Bryce McGowans, please be nice to the Blazers tonight

What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam

Everyone fucking apologize to my Daphne plant for global warming, she is confused and blooming on new year's

I get excited when my tv matches my art collection

Found my 2026 haircut and I'm not even joking

Remember when even the worst person you knew had a sliver of class?

Hell, this might be my favorite sports moment of all damn time

Hey friends if I sign up for one of these sketchy apps that sends compounded glp1 drugs will one of you come inject me with it once a week? This is an unpaid internship.

All I can worry about is how the Blazers spelled tendinitis wrong on the release

It's a good thing fireworks and gunshots don't sound like gentle farts otherwise my dog would be terrified right now

Me

I'm in my jammies and I'm making a decaf turmeric oat milk latte, because the new year is happening whether I hoe it up or not

This is why I'm marrying him, he knows AND he's okay with it

I survived the night no problem, so hell yeah St Johns Kitchen

Please let this list be real, and also let me be on it. Also, fuck generative AI now and for fucking ever.

Finally got food from the teriyaki place at the end of the block and if you don't care too much about food safety it's very delicious

Poor lil guy is going to have to empty himself like 12 times before he actually gets the whole floor done

I'm supposed to be taking Arlo for a walk before it gets dark, but I just started my new robot vacuum and I can't stop watching it

I thought this was an Ampeg store

Yes the slur is reprehensible, but as a knitter I need to know how influencers made them terrible at knitting a hat that looks like the potholder my kindergartener made

He survived on the streets for god knows how many years but now he needs constant snuggles to make it through the day

Post a random pic...because you can.

I'm sure he's a nice young man, but a sudden extreme close-up of Deni's face is a jump scare