Loggers. So were their dads.

Pete Hegseth raped a woman.

Saw these around the neighborhood today. This is on the pole down the block from my FUCK ICE installation

Watching my all-time favorite X-Files episode and thought of this youtu.be/xLnapb-30hA?...

Do the youths not know about fragging?

Boner.

Righty tighty, lefty loosey

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

@terenceonline.bsky.social relevent to your interests

Today I learned people want to build a MAX tunnel under portland and I guess maybe a lot of liberal arts majors didn't take "rocks for jocks" for their science major like I did

(they've been doing this exact shit since I was in high school)

This crochet hook leaves a black stain on my hand, which I assume is normal and in no way unhealthy

What a coincidence, I'm the de facto leader of all hot very tall women, of which I am definitely one

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Why do they keep showing this dork in the orange jacket on the sidelines?

I'm about done with basketball until they fix this tanking horseshit

My 2nd favorite episode of X-Files is on

So I overestimated how high I could reach with just a stepladder and now my fig tree has a reverse mullet

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

My Scoot Zeros just got here and even the box is cute

I'm not sure what it says about me, but I burned my hand today because I forgot the stove was hot, and I am using frozen gnocchi as an ice pack

Blazers win!!!

Okay, it's been long enough, it's time to bring Anfernee home

A 10am basketball game? Is there a bottomless brunch that shows sports?

I don't want to alarm everyone but the FedEx driver is a vampire. Why else wouldn't he have shown up on the doorbell camera while I was sitting here on the couch?

Does anyone else think it's weird how many pedophiles there seem to be? I don't even like being around most kids.

The best part is for a bebe you can definitely get away with just one bundle of hair. It's good value for money.

Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US gofund.me/140322128

Don’t support a single Dem who isn’t willing to fight for Trans existence. It’s that simple. This isn’t cultural politics - it’s the eradication of Trans lives unfolding. DO NOT LET PEOPLE NORMALIZE THIS.

Fuck Kansas and fuck transphobes.

Imagine being such a sycophant that you rate your fascist boss as having the best presidential year ever, even though in October 1962, armageddon was prevented by YOUR UNCLE and YOUR DAD. What an ungrateful little shit.

Someone at the game asked me if I knew about some rapper as if I weren't elderly

We've completely lost the plot

The 5050 raffle is currently at $5,050

I think I need to get my meds adjusted because if I don't fistfight someone tonight it will be a miracle

Trendon Watford has never fouled anyone in his life

Today is my parents' puppy George's first birthday. He thinks he's my dog though.

This is also my favorite Rutles song, and if they ever add it to karaoke y'all better watch out

Another slow one at work so I spent my lunch break making a label for my hot sauce

What in the cinnamon toast fuck does PPB have to do with clean energy?

Happy Twin Peaks day to all who celebrate

It's the same picture

This is it. This is the one that will radicalize me.

I'm making a Sriracha style sauce from a bag of random hot peppers I got in a delivery. We're on day three and it has tiny bubbles

clingan tosses ryan dunn 🦍