god i wish Joe Strummer was still alive and healthy

More people should know about the day 90% of Icelandic women went on strike, forcing real political change towards gender equality: www.bbc.com/news/magazin...

All my blood work came back normal and healthy so fuck me I guess for getting help losing any weight

Found a pic from 2016. I told you I'm an ageless ghoul. I'm also wearing that same hat today.

He's briskly walking back to his little tikes car

Who wants to go get delicious looking Italian food with me?

Did you know you can drink mimosas at night and it's totally legal

How do I keep my dog from getting pissed on at the dog park without kink shaming him?

Why a meme about 2016? Don't you remember that's the year when the timelines diverged and we ended up here?

For at least a year this machine has only been printing on the left side of the paper. I fixed it with my 3d pen and you can't tell me shit right now.

2 minutes in today, congrats everyone

This is like when you give a toddler an unplugged video game controller and they're so proud of their high score

Cj McCollum come home to Portland BB

From your lips to Satan's ears 🙏

Jerami playing tonight is all the win I need. I still hope we win.

YOU WANT ICE? I GOT YOUR ICE RIGHT HERE, ASSHOLES

I will not sit here and hear this Harry Nilsson slander (yes I will because this is the internet)

Artists buddies: what's your best trick for when you're out of ideas? I'm working on a soccer team poster and I'm just fuckin over it at this point.

"Better training will fix this problem."

Just found our next James Bond.

it's the big day

Seems like people outside of Portland are shocked to find out about the rich history of racism

Shout out to the top 5 goods in the world. It's all, up to no, finger lickin', Johnny B, and Renee.

I had the nerve to complain to Comcast about my bill yesterday and all day today my internet has not worked right.

Did jimmy butler unbraid his hair on the court?

Honestly I can't remember what Gary Payton II even did to us

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

Oh damn is the team the Draymond plays for? Barf.

Caleb Love fan checking in

Does anyone want to bring me some vanilla so I can make and eat a cake all by myself?

Oh hi Jamal Crawford

I'm about to eat this sweet potato

Cool to see the president has the same self control as I do driving (none)

"I don't think we're talking about love here. We're talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-I-l-d-r-e-n." "Sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down."

I've really gotten into the Young and the Restless lately, which is wild because there are still people on this show for when my mom watched it when I was a kid 40 years ago

r.i.p. scott adams, your torso looked like the guy from the descendents

STUART, I KNOW IT'S THE QUEERS, THEY'RE IN IT WITH THE ALIENS. THEY'RE BUILDING LANDING STRIPS FOR GAY MARTIANS I STG

FOLKS!

Say what you want about the Knicks fans, but every single piece of their merch was amazing

If you see Greg Oden tell him how much you appreciate him because he is great and deserves to hear it

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

Guys I just saw Bart Harley Jarvis at the game

Oh no I am definitely in the wrong damn place

Me taking my exes literally anywhere

Hey ICE, if you're reading this, eat shit you lil bitches

Anyone know where ICE is staying in Portland? Related, who plays a loud instrument?

At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,