I’m kind of in my feels watching Nurk’s weird noodle hands doing their weird noodle hands thing on offense

Thanks, Blake!

On the other hand, I’m also here for Yang in that same moment looking at Love like “wtf are we going to score on these guys or what?”

Duop calling for the ball just before the shot clock ran out to take the TO instead of Caleb Love was classy. Love seeing that play out the other way around.

They should interrupt the world series to show the blazers beating the lakers.

Me when Shaedon finally unleashes a towering dunk

I finally realized who Deni reminds me of

Call him Glizzy because he’s Hot and he has that Dog in him

After the Black Sox scandal in 1919, MLB’s response was thorough, unflinching, uncompromising, appropriate, and necessary: a complete separation between baseball and gambling. It’s a shame we’ve forgotten that lesson, and our professional sports are unquestionably (imho) worse for it.

Someone needs to make this into a fridge magnet

COOOOOOOOBTAAAAAA!!!!

It would be super cool if Blake Wesley could shoot better

the blazers might have a little more offensive star power if we got away with paying people under the table too

Hat tip to Clippers fans for this one. I’d lean into our scandal if I were them too.

Oh no Deni

MAKE. THEM. UNCOMFORTABLE.

BLOCK LOBST3R

This just in: People aren’t necessarily who they appear to be I know. Shocking.

Nearly one year to the day, the Blazers go from getting blown out on their home court, To blowing out the same team by nearly the same margin. A team favored to finish top-4 in the West, led by Steph Curry, could not match the Blazer's production. This is something to be proud of ❤️🤍🖤

Add this to Rasheed’s 41 techs in 2000-01 (complimentary)

Chauncey walked so Tiago could run

My haters only make me stronger

This fuckin guy

Next man up. We got a job to do. I like how Splitter handled this question.

*The ending of a doc in 10yrs on this* “Federal Documents show that Gilbert Arenas was a Federal Confidential Informant and for his information he received no jail time for his own criminal gambling activity”

Za’atardoz

Correction: “his new *to him* BMW X5…”

I went to that game. That was the first game that Dame was DNP as the Blazers all of a sudden steered hard into the tank. I remember because I was hoping they would wait until after that homestand to tank. Chauncey is SOOOO busted.

an FBI official says the alleged NBA gambling ring involves the "Toronto Rangers" (not a real team), which doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the quality of their investigation

Black Sox tf out of everyone involved

Men would rather throw away their NBA legend final’s mvp head coach millionaire life than go to therapy lmfao

I’m pissed for the same reason. But looking at the details, the Blazers have no choice but to terminate the relationship. There’s no way Chauncey didn’t know he was involved in a scam.

The Blazers need to promote Terry Porter to Assistant Coach so I can at least have a coach older than me again

We are so blessed with the Blazers crew. Mark Mason is a treasure!!

Oh thank god

THE BLAZERS HAVE SCORED 100 POINTS DID I MISS THE FREE NUGGETS OR IS THIS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE WORLD GETTING SHITTIER

At least not in the first QUARTER

Blazers up 2 on the TWolves after one quarter. You know what other team was up 2 on the TWolves? Thats right, the World Champion OKC Thunder. #TBAGTWTC

Counterpoint: Joe Cronin was always a good GM, now it’s not even a real debate

as a new NBA season and new NBA era tip off tonight, let's remember what's really important: the Blazers not trading Dame to his preferred destination of Miami means their good young players will never agree to sign extensions with them.

Joe Cronin really woke up this morning and decided to lock in 4 more years of dunks and blocks and stuff.

OKAY JOE, I DID NOT KNOW YOUR GAME. Toumani deal = a steal. Shaedon deal = even *bigger* steal. Go. Trail. Blazers. America's Team.

Hell yes. Toumani is the soul of this team. I love that they locked him in now.

R.I.P. Julio. A real one.

This is what every Dem should be saying all the time

It did, even with the 1st quarter lasting like 45 minutes

The Moda upgrade I want most is cup holders that can also hold cans.

Meanwhile in #Portland