Jonathon (stupid spelling) Ross murdered Renee Good. Pass it on.

Dante’s Centferno

YES

Thank you Joe Cronin for giving this joke to some guy in Wisconsin

Giannis going from the most drinking city to the most cocaining city is a bad move at his age. Jaime going from the cocaine place to the beer place is a bad move at his age. Gotta give this trade an F

Joe Cronin thank you for bringing Giannis to the Heat

Mad respect for this man. He stepped in and did a fantastic job. Players liked him. Fans liked him. Respected around the league. Class act all the way. #RipCity #TiagoSplitter

My favorite thing about my new hybrid truck: you know the “miles to empty” gauge on cars these days? I drove 20ish miles into and around Portland and back tonight and that gauge went from 321 to 333 miles. Driving to a Portland Fire game REDUCED my fuel consumption! And the Fire won a close game!

Fortunately we have “Sail On” by The Commodores to make ALL the ways feel the way ice cream cake made you feel when you were 11 years old.

I remember getting my hands on the lyrics with anticipation for all 50 of the fun ways he was going to describe dumping Your Lover. He did not deliver on the implied promise.

I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union

Maybe the dumbest bit that still seems to have purchase in American politics is “that really rich guy can’t be bought!” I assure you, his wealth is *proof* that he can be bought, despite a weird elite class of Americans who want you to believe they won their fortunes in single combat or something

I just don't think a functioning society can have "punching a person until they are unconscious or too severely injured to stand up" as one of its sports

Right about now I am feeling pretty good about not ever giving a fuck about UFC my whole life.

Tony Bourdain taught us all that a place is full of good food, good people, and good experiences despite very shitty politics and I think it’s kind of classically American to have thought we were excluded from that Venn diagram

We have to go back.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

I do blame Trump for the Knicks stuff by the way. He’s such a unique vibesmonster. Just a succubus of any and all joy. A sleep paralysis demon that takes anything that looks like light and turns it into the visage of death. He is intent on haunting anywhere happiness appears for even a second.

I’m so annoyed with myself that instead of skeeting my hot “Knicks are a real threat” take before the finals started I only said it in person at a Fire game to @brandonmullen.bsky.social

Larry David sitting courtside has the opportunity to do the unfunniest thing ever

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list for raping kids.

I was not familiar with Josh Hart’s game

Crazy to think that when Scoot reaches his potential next year he will be universally regarded as the best player in his draft

76-6!

I’ve done about 20 of these, 75-7 is my best so far www.82-0.com/share?id=geT...

still refusing to hand it to the Pope, but glad someone with a platform is finally calling out this AI bullshit instead of trying to cash in

I’ve heard this before from creationists and holocaust deniers

A lot of fans on here and in the bad place said the same

SAB on the Fire fanbase : “I love a road game but I’ll be honest … The fans here are special. Like I’ve never experienced it before in my life with how genuine (they are). They just seem like they’re a part of us.”

Wemby vs Caruso is the MVP-off we needed

One of the Democrats’ biggest shortcomings is their failure to take victory laps. They move on to the next thing before voters understand how the ACA will help or is helping them, understand how the IRA expands prescription drug affordability. Most voters are low info. We need to connect the dots.

After Tuesday’s win, Sarama told reporters, “that was a banger ending innit? Carleton gave it the old heave-ho for naught but Batker had a cracking putback and in a flash, Bob’s your uncle”

OF COURSE Marie Gluesenkamp-Perez is one of them

The problem with fire-related songs is that they’re almost all very clearly about sex. Katy Perry is not the worst choice but yeah, that song isn’t great.

Slightly increase a band: Better than you might think than Ezra

When your cat looks in another direction for a minute and you're puzzled about what has their attention, that's when it's addressing the audience. If you read Garfield you'd understand that's the beat where it's thinking about something really funny, at your expense, making you look like an idiot

I agree with the dumb conservatives, I demand as accurate a portrayal of Achilles and his relationships is as possible, a thing which contains nothing which might offend conservative sensibilities. I'll just drink this preposterously full glass of water as I re-read the Iliad

when i show up in your mentions

Insomnia Hot Dog

M*A*S*H The Wire The Muppet Show Freaks & Geeks I Love Lucy Cheers 120 Minutes Headbanger’s Ball The Good Place Top Chef Station Eleven Mad Men Scrubs Community Alone

Multiracial democracy in the American South has briefly existed twice in American history, both times enforced from outside, and both times has lapsed the instant the rest of the country lost interest.

I said at the beginning that I would consider the season a success if the Blazers were playing meaningful games at the end of the year, and they exceeded that mark. I’m proud of this team, and I hope this series motivates our guys to work harder in the offseason.

On the bright side, we didn’t lose by 20

Pointing at the sign

It took a long time but they did it

Think of this, it’s very likely that the next Portland Trail Blazers game you watch will have Damian Lillard in the rotation. #ripcity