It has come to our attention that Blaze and Douglas Fur may be experiencing some job security concerns. Should they need to find a new home, Dillon is prepared to welcome them with open arms.

Dying in office because you insisted on clinging to power until the very end instead of letting a new generation of leaders rise should be seen for the shameful, egomaniacal act that it is.

Charles Barkley likes to refer to a team’s leader as the “bus driver”. Tonight that was without a doubt Scoot Henderson, delivering the best scoring performance of his career. Coincidentally, due to cost cutting measures by Tom Dundon Scoot Henderson is also now the literal bus driver for the team.

Jrue Holiday is one of the very best players in the last 20 years of the NBA in the final 30 seconds of one-possession games. Every Celtics and Bucks fan knows this intimately, and I'm happy for all the Blazers fans who just learned it

Scoot Henderson on Game 3: “Man, I already know Rip City gonna be turnt. Even if we were down 2-0 they’d be cheering us like we were up 2-0.”

wemby hurt and all the blazers fans thinking

The funniest result from this series is Scoot Henderson playing so well it causes NBA podcasters to do a 2023 redraft episode. Original post

This gorgeous display of fan t-shirts is going to make Dundon’s cheap ass look even trashier

Temu John Wick

These are all worthy nominees too, but my magnanimity only goes so far and I’m still salty about Heat fans From the Dame trade Summer, so f— Jaquez (who I’m sure is a very nice person)

Reminds me of Elon Musk’s realization, MIDWAY through reading The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, that it was a comedy. Which is, if you’ve ever read it, evident from the first paragraph.

I want Deni to win of course, but all 3 have a strong case. Nice to see it go to someone worthy.

Don’t forget the FBI and taco trucks

Any excuse to post a link to one of my all time favorite McSweeney’s pieces: “Toto’s ‘Africa’ by Ernest Hemingway” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tot...

Exactly one year ago today:

FUCK A FIRST ROUND PICK, WE ARE FINALLY FREED FROM NEIL OLSHEY’S BULLSHIT

*cue that jingle they would play on the Price is Right when someone biffed it*

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

People forget that Amazon Prime has broadcast some of the greatest moments in NBA history.

Can't spell Lamelo without lmao

This is why we need to outlaw billionaires

All hail the king

I had a pair of hiking boots that lasted for 2 years in Iraq, 6 months in Egypt, multiple trips to Europe and Mexico, then finally the sole fell off on a black sand beach in Maui. I gingerly wrapped them and said a few words before leaving them to their final resting place, a garbage can in Hawaii.

Way to rise to the occasion! Hell of a game, @trailblazers.bsky.social

SHA3DON!

Deni’s outside shot looks herky jerky tonight

BROOKE IS A FILET O FISH PERSON I KNEW WE WERE MRANT TO BE TOGETHER

This just in: Calabro is not a fan of Christopher Cross

Love hearing Sailing by Christopher Cross during this challenge. Solid Clippers troll.

CL33NGAN & TRILLIUMS 3

Sure you might be at the game right now but you didn’t see Michael Holt get completely distracted and confused on air by Chutes and Ladders so who’s really got the best seat

Jrue is all class

The Blazers have announced Jrue Holiday as the 2025-26 recipient of the Maurice Lucas Award. The award honors the Blazers player who best represents the indomitable spirit of Maurice Lucas through his contributions on and off the court, as well as in support of his teammates and the organization.

@portlandfire.bsky.social Rip City needs to hear from you on BlueSky. A lot. Immediately. Many of us left that other place long ago.

thinking about how the Mad Men of nowtimes will probably have an episode about today and how don is going to sublimate what we're all feeling into a helluva campaign for same game parlays on draftkings

I was there, but I don’t remember this at all. Too distracted by the Presidential Box, snipers on the roof of RFK Stadium, and the fact that I was sitting in the upper deck, deep in left field.

Getting the sense that multiple people have never heard the term “Ayatollbooth” for describing Iran’s proposed transit fees thru the strait of Hormuz, but like, literally everyone I know in the oil industry calls it that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d settle for unlawful means at this point

The civilization they will see die is their own

Evil incarnate.

Screw her for besmirching the good name of English majors. We don’t claim her.

Did Clingan get hurt?

Where other fast-food chains chase fads and trends, Taco Bell understands that its demographic wants them cranking out perversions of God and nature

My first Bruce Springsteen show, and what a show it was. Truly amazing to experience the power of the E Street Band up close. All time bucket list item checked.

Eric Swalwell is standing right up against the stage for Springsteen in Portland