I was offered a ticket to tonight’s game but had to decline and goddamn did I pick the right game to feel like shit

Chauncey would have lost this one by 30

I’m glad someone else noticed the nutmeg. When your team is getting trampled the only thing to do is sit back and admire the footwork.

Denver’s core guys have played together for years. They know each other. Now that Portland’s roster has (relatively) stabilized, something like this is what they can become.

I’m not that upset about this game. Portland is a play-in contender, Denver is a title contender. Everything is going Denver’s way. This is what a firing-on-all-cylinders title contender looks like when they are playing a team 1 or more tiers below them.

I’m not that upset about this game. Portland is a play-in contender, Denver is a title contender. Everything is going Denver’s way. This is what a firing-on-all-cylinders title contender looks like when they are playing a team 1 or more tiers below them.

Just this game of course

When I was 16 years old I decided to read Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray. 120 pages in, I realized I had almost no idea who any of these characters were, and nobody was stopping me from putting the book down. So I did. This is a post about the Portland Trail Blazers.

GET IT TO 25

As the BLZRS get shellacked, just remember that it’s cause the Nuggets coach knows ball.

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

"White people are becoming second class citizens in America because of the radical left agenda." Is it Jeremy Carl in 2026, or an Oregonian's white supremacist screed written in 1959 in opposition to a proposed Civil Rights bill?

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Yabba Dabba Doo time at the Festival of Dark Arts

Getting my after Flintstone on at the Festival of Dark Arts

Pssst @trailblazers.bsky.social

same bestie

Blazers past and future (and blonde)

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

When you tell me Portland isn’t going to win the championship

That was national anthem of the year, maybe all time at Moda Center

He started a rumor that he’d leave the bucks, then people spent millions betting on it. Suddenly he comes out as a Kalshi owner. Honestly the NBA should sanction him, this is so corrupt

Imagine being a Mavericks fan who bought a Davis jersey

Why didn’t anybody tell me there are two J. Chamagnies in the NBA and they’re TWINS

Jrue wyd

GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A KREJCI TRAIN

Dame just watched “Melania”

Clingan is going to need to level up again

I can’t be the first to say this, but GET READY FOR VIT CITY!!!

Duop Reath was a great vibes guy, respected by the coaching staff, beloved of his teammates, fan favorite, he enters the ranks of Blazer Cuties at the highest level. Duop we will Always Love You

If your children got tear gassed today I want to hear from you, even if you don’t live in my district. You can contact my office at [email protected]

Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks. They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.

PORTLAND MAYOR: “To those who continue to work for ICE: Resign. To those who control this facility: Leave”

I join my City Councilors in calling for prosecution of ICE for this flagrant violation of city and state law. This is illegal, and if ICE does this to families and children on a sunny peaceful daytime protest, I shudder to think what they do without that kind of daylight and public scrutiny.

Federal paramilitaries running up on the rooftops to fire irritants and flash bangs down into a peaceable assembly full of little kids

I recorded this today, in Portland, Oregon, at a huge march to the ICE facility in SW. The crowd was full of cyclists who had ridden there in memory of Alex Pretti; members of several labor unions; and ordinary citizens of every age, including this little girl. So of course ICE deployed tear gas.

A little girl in Portland, OR after being tear gassed by ICE. what the actual fuck.

I was there. They were indiscriminately firing multiple canisters into a huge peaceful crowd. Fucking cowards

I am very glad Parker (my infant daughter) and I left before our own government gassed us.

I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.

Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com

Went to the anti-ICE protest with thousands of our fellow community members. Lots of children, elderly and disabled people in the crowd. They tear gassed us within minutes.

🎯🎯🎯🎯

Win a game against the Wizards? IN THIS ECONOMY?????

Classy and well-earned. We’re lucky to have Jrue in #RipCity

this is what the nail girlies are up to

someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.

Excited for Bovino and his new office.

Excellent history lesson in this 🧵