Everybody needs to start calling this dunk what it is: Shaedon Sharpe JUMPED OVER Russell Westbrook for the dunk. He jumped over Russ. That’s what he did. Say that.

Forgot to update this: the power came back on yesterday. Leftovers are fine. Cats in laps.

Overtime. Is this what Toumani sacrificed himself for?

Jerami loves to have a seat and relax after hitting a 3

A tree took out two power poles in my neighborhood last night, leaving us without power. It looks like it might be Friday before the power comes back on. Send thoughts and prayers for the leftovers we were going to eat for the next three days.

I was fortunate to have good seats for tonight’s Blazers win over the Warriors. Here are my favorite pics from the night.

Pat Spencer looks like he would definitely buy beer for his teenage cousins

All I Want for Christmas is good

The Blazers are Scott Pilgrim and Bryce McGowan is one of the seven evil exes

jesus fucking christ

Sounds like you need some sage brotha

Name your fav Tom Hanks film

From the first time I heard the term, I knew that “virtue signaling” was just what shitty people call it when good people extol good things. That term is a tell.

Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls

All of Rip City thinking about pairing Dame and Giannis:

Old man shaking fist at cloud dot gif

We have fallen so far

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen David Bowie/Nine Inch Nails Sonic Youth John Lee Hooker Brian Jonestown Massacre Neil Young with Booker T & the MGs

Fuck everyone who wanted him to buy the Blazers

Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays: Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink. If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business. Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.

i like the beatles and i always have dissenting normal rockwell guy jpeg

The *First* Caleb Love Game

This will forever be known as the Caleb Love Game

That was a very stupid game

Me, playing 2K all-timers without learning anything at all about them: y’all think Caleb is related to Bob?

One ticket left and the opening band is still on stage

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

You heard it here first. Cooper Flagg. That kid is going to be good.

CL33NGAN

Pretty cool to see Anthony Davis wearing a custom Caleb Love Green Bay Packers jersey on the sideline. Weird choice, but I’m a fan 👍

The rise of AI-as-everything and the rise of violent-extremism-as-politics are two sides of the same coin, and not because of any actual intersection between the people making AI and the people doing extremist politics—they are just the same abdication of doing the work to have an actual society.

I love the show but the people writing and directing Pluribus clearly have no idea how long it takes to stock a grocery store

I really hate this timeline

This means the Trail Blazers are the best team in the association #RipCity

The Blazers should only play 7 pm EST games on my days off. This rules.

Kevin Calabro mistook a JG bucket for a Jrue bucket and this just reinforces my opinion that one of them needs to change their hairstyle

Sean Connery in Highlander. A Scotsman with a Scots accent in a movie set in Scotland playing the role of… a Spaniard. And he changes nothing about his accent. Tremendous stuff.

Post you from a different era: I see your Clinton years and raise you Sean: Reagan I

My favorite part of this dumpster fire of a take is that this dude is a Kings fan

Somebody needed to get that section involved

The Portland Trail Blazers have taken the belt from the Oklahoma City Thunder.

Everything I voted for in the Vancouver election is up substantially right now. There are more of us than there are of them.

I was pretty disappointed in the fans who booed Ayton. He never did anything to deserve that.

Anyway I think about that scene sometimes when I see Clingan on offense

You remember that scene in Swingers where Jon Favreau can’t figure out how to talk to girls and his friends are all “you’re like a bear with huge claws going ‘how do I kill this bunny?’ WITH THESE CLAWS AND FANGS YOU DON’T KNOW HIW TO KILL THE BUNNY?”

Me and @sheriffofpdx made the big screen

I will venmo you $5 if you provide me with photographic proof of a Lakers fan at Moda wearing gear featuring a player who is available tonight.

Point Guard minutes for Yang