GUY IN HOT DOG SUIT DOT GIF

Blazers Media Day next Monday. Fan Fest about two weeks away. The regular season opener exactly one month away. It’s about that time to enter Blazers mode.

First round of golf of the year... sank a 25-footer from the fringe for bird!

In my knit shirt era I'm afraid

The legend @ginamarina.bsky.social is quoted!

I'm telling you: listen to Friends by the Beach Boys.

Just a shout out to @backtothebasket.bsky.social the friendliest most irreplaceable Blazers/basketball fan resource in town. Bailed me out in a pinch more than once. If they don’t have it, you don’t need it. Well worth a visit and keeping up with their TikTok’s and Reels.

HEYYYY, WE'RE WALKIN' HEEEERE

Something (sort of) new is coming... 👀

Move enough to break a sweat every day!

Uhhhhhhhhh Oregon Senators: what the fuck guys

SHE CAN'T GUARD ME 🗣🗣

More leaders like this, please.

Bro was a racist, transphobic hate monger who literally said it was "rational" and "prudent" that people be killed by guns. He was not a force for good and will be remembered as a bad person who made society worse during his life.

I heard Jody has been paying Jerami under the table, don’t ask about sources or any facts because they aren’t relevant. But it’s 100% true and his contract must be terminated immediately.

Anatomy of a layup

‼️NEW POD‼️ 📋 Blazers 2025-26 Lookahead w/ @tcbbiggs.bsky.social & @roselharding.bsky.social Dame (4:45) Jrue (9:46) The bigs (15:47) Scoot, Shaedon, Deni (30:27) Rotation, offense, more (43:18) PREDICTIONS (1:12:19) SUPERLATIVES (1:14:24) 🍎 apple.co/4grE5xp ✳️ bit.ly/4grqCpj 📺 youtu.be/f4eope2ItY0

We... are... SO BACK!! @cbergin.bsky.social and I are gonna be recording every week, and today we start by beginning to recap the summer talking about Young Handsome (Yang Hansen) and the departure of two of the vets! youtu.be/5ae6rr3A7DA?...

I love running.

I spy @cbergin.bsky.social! And part of my head being blocked by @shoozumoops.bsky.social!

The offseason Blazers content you NEED to see

OK, so the White House released a video of Trump making comments yesterday that is 100% without a shadow of a doubt AI edited at minimum. Go to 18 seconds in. Pause. Tap the period key . to advance frame by frame... his finger DISAPPEARS. Then reappears. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q1N...

I cannot wait to be contacted by my employer, the Portland Trail Blazers, who I definitely work for, about this serious matter

Portland friends: do they sell these in Portland? Please say yes

Recorded myself hitting golf balls for the first time this year (HAVING A KID AMIRITE), and holy smokes my lower legs are looking absolutely Spongebob-esque!

Political violence is abhorrent. I have not celebrated Kirk's death. But Newsom calling for his followers to "continue Charlie Kirk's work," someone who praised stoning gay people as "god's perfect law," who called for men to "take care of" trans people like they did in the 50s and 60s, is not it.

My strongest reaction to this is that America has too many guns by orders of magnitude and we need to reign that in. We need to stop being afraid to say "the Founders meant muskets" when they wrote the 2nd amendment and move the argument along.

thoughts and prayers.

If you can't handle me at my [golf simulator photo], then you don't deserve me at my [terrible Blazers opinions]

Shoutout to the Portland Trail Blazers fandom for being here in force, because if there's one fanbase you expected to make a mass exodus from Twitter...it's us. Go Blazers.

Haven't golfed this year after doing a bunch of lessons and playing a ton last year, stepped up to the sum, and... (took 13 drives but still)

Good morning! Start off your day by being petty... which Blazers rival do you hate most?

We just got Parker's final bill for her 100+ day NICU stay. $1.09M ...so she's LITERALLY a million dollar baby. And yes, we had insurance or we had been utterly and completely screwed, as I am sure some people we met are now. I don't understand how American society can do this to people.

Added a few more records to the wall!

Doctors I trust more than RFKjr

It was my last day of work today. I'm already feeling nostalgic for a place I was sitting three hours ago but will never sit again. At least I will get to see my colleagues again before I go, hopefully more than once!

Friend of the pod Senator Wyden 🏀

I stand by this take even more so: The only way to save the NBA All-Star Game is to cancel it 🚫 youtube.com/shorts/S4tbP7jfhiE

The title says (asks) it!

I grew up in Corvallis, Oregon so... didn't have that mentor until I was 34 years old working for the City of Portland.

We're staying in kind of a rural area, and I heard a tapping in the kitchen. I walk over. It's coming from the toaster. *tap tap tap tap tap tap tap* I look in the toaster. It's a mouse. It's stuck. So I unplug the toaster, take it outside, put it on its side... mouse runs away. The end.

Brian Grant: my favorite Blazer of all time, and the reason my number was and is 44

Psst... hey kid... need a historic property or zoning map of New Haven, CT?

Sometimes I am dumb... my wife got me a dope messenger bag, and the zipper wouldn't zip properly after a year. Contacted company. Out of warranty. Said they would discount me a new bag or pay over $100 to fix it... finally grew a brain cell and took it to a shoe repair shop. Fixed. FOR FREE.

FWIW, I commit to not using AI in generating communications if I am elected to office in the future.

They’re saying it might be — The Most BLZR Bike of All Time … shoutout @terenceonline.bsky.social who’s bumper stickers make for the sickest bike decal

Gilbert Arenas thinks Dame should be ranked over Kyrie (yes) and that he should have left Portland sooner (HEY!)

The newest of the havens