get yourself a man who will lay on the ground and hand feed your furry, spoiled, sensitive baby dog his dinner when he won’t eat

I have the sweatshirt and highly recommend you get one too!

strung up some jack o lanterns this week

if you’re anti-anti-fascist, that means you’re pro-fascist. basketghoul.com

just made seitan and this plate has 26g protein & 3g fiber for only 213 calories don’t @ me!!!!

out: spring cleaning in: fall cleaning / decorating combo

I’m not a parent, but I think kids need way more cartoons and gameboy emulators and way, way less iPad games and YouTube videos.

hey I climbed 50 flights in under 10 minutes for the first time today

I got these treats for the dogs and they looked really tasty and they are vegan so I ate one and it was delicious ok bye

imagine not having 3 little dogs to take up all your time and attention….. horrible

got a bag of bones and limbs for $5 today and we’re having mac and cheez for dinner so the world ain’t all bad

whatever you do don’t log on to fb to see what your family has to say lol

every single ad for AI: “are you a huge idiot who never quite developed the reasoning ability of a toddler? use Gemini.”

🍁🎃🍂🪾 type shit

this shit is cRaZyYyYyYy!!!!!

it could happen today

it could happen today

happy soup for my family season 🍲🍁

Where is the best place to go see the swifts these days? I heard Chapman elementary isn’t very populated anymore.

RFK Jr is going to have to pry this tofu jerky from my cold dead hands

last night was a movie (a friend came over and we ate pancakes)

RFK Jr: It's gonna be the biggest infusion of federal dollar into rural healthcare in American history BERNIE SANDERS: Yeah. You know why? Because you're cutting $150b for rural hospitals, you're putting $50b back. That's not an infusion. That's a loss of $100b.

Today’s senate hearing is a good reminder that the global wellness industry is valued at $6.3 trillion and many wellness influencers are profiting off of the fear created by their false claims.

Steve and Kawhi should have to plant 28 million trees as punishment

About this Florida vaccine story: When they were little - 1 yr and 3 1/2 - my two older boys, who’d had all their shots, got whooping cough. We asked their pediatrician what would’ve happened if they hadn’t been vaccinated. “Oh, they’d have died.”

Elvis’s friend Frank moved to Maine a few years ago and I just came across these pictures of them hanging out from 2021 😭

MOMENTS AWAY FROM DISASTER

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ready for any emergency celebration situations

even if he’s not, let’s pretend he is 💌

saw a TikTok where someone was leaving out milk and cookies for the grim reaper

ready for any emergency celebration situations

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

I was just thinking about how when I wanted a dog really bad & had applied for like 20 with no luck bc everyone was adopting dogs, and I decided to order a leash and a dog bowl and 9 days later I got a dog. I’m applying this manifestation strategy & will be buying party hats and champagne tomorrow.

volume!

if the general population took one singular writing class I had in community college that spent most of the semester teaching us how to evaluate whether or not sources are trustworthy, our society would be an infinitely better place

PSA: the Keto Culture hot dog buns are stiffer/dryer than the Nature’s Own buns, but I have recently discovered that the Nature’s Own buns give me significant gastrointestinal issues and the Keto Culture ones do not even though they have comparable fiber content.

summer is fading & I couldn’t be more thrilled

MAJOR UPDATE

the forecast has changed to 3 days in the upper 80s instead of 90s next week….. MORE!!!

it’s actually good that it didn’t happen yet because I realized I need to assemble an emergency celebration kit

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

maybe it’s just the bedtime gummy but I mean I’ve never seen the guy in real life do we know he actually even exists in the first place

it would be so insane if we all did know before they made any announcement though for real

could the reason we don’t know yet be because he’s not the only one 👁️