Does anyone have eyes on Shaedon Sharpe? Maybe he gained 30lbs of muscle in the past 6 weeks and he’s ready to go as a small forward.

Has anyone considered that Yang Hansen might actually be a small forward?

Remember when Blazers twitter thought we were getting Serge Ibaka and we got Festus Ezeli instead?

Cronin obviously… 1. Thought Deni and JB couldn’t coexist. 2. That Deni is better than JB 3. Forgot that he was the GM and he is supposed to make trades like this to better the team.

At least I’m not a Celtics fan.

Fuck it. Let’s get Zion.

I’ve been in line at the dump in Newberg for almost two hours and now I understand why people just dump shit on the side of the road.

Respectfully there are 23 players in this photo.

Zach Lowe says his reporting tells him Portland isn’t really involved in Jaylen Brown talks. But that it’s lying season so it’s difficult to tell…

I missed that Mitchell Robinson went to the Celtics. They don’t need Clingan.

I’m starting to get the feeling it’s going to be something I hate like Lebron to Cavs and Jaylen Brown trade for Mobley. I’m gonna need sleepy Joe to wake up and make some moves.

If Jaylen Brown actually gets traded for rebuilding assets why does Tatum wanna stay? They literally just won a championship and the last two seasons they’ve gutted the team.

Celtics are going to be pushing so hard for Clingan now.

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I really loved all the national podcasts talking about Portland being a terrible team to face because of how tough they were on defense and how big they were. Kind of losing that adding Dame back and trading two tall guys for Ja

Performative police work just increases crime stats and does nothing to actually solve real crimes.

I kinda feel like we would’ve gotten Jaylen Brown by now if Joe was gonna pull it off.

Cavs were +2000 to land Jaylen Brown before Windy mentioned him joining LeBron…. But the Blazers odds keep getting better.

Has Kennard ever truly helped a team?

This feels like the kind of free agent signing that could’ve waited until after you made a big move… which indicates there isn’t much else coming.

It’s gonna be so boring if LeBron goes to the Clippers.

the moment that everything changed

When LeBron left Miami there were people posting photos on twitter of moving trucks in front of his house before Free Agency started. People used to track Paul Allen’s plane on the day of FA. Now we don’t get shit unless Shams tells us.

LeBron don’t even like Steph and Draymond. He loves Dame and Ja though. I also know he doesn’t want to face Scoot and Toumani on a fast break at this age.

I miss Woj.

Only $3.99 a month for 36 months with 28% interest on Klarna.

LeBron should test out the NIL pool

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Fuck yes.

Fuck yes.

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Remember when Blazers twitter thought we were getting Serge Ibaka and we got Festus Ezeli instead?

1. If you don’t subscribe to the Rose Garden Report you should. 2. Sean makes a compelling point. 3. Subscribe to the Rose Garden Report

Blazers odds were +500 about 30 minutes ago and Denver was way back in the mix. Sooo…

Let’s get Bron.

Yang finding Ja on a back door cut for a dunk is gonna give me life

I’m gonna be so bummed if they trade Scoot.

Blazers should bring in Z Bo as an assistant.

Let’s be real. Dame will probably miss a ton of games this season. Ja to Portland is good insurance.

Today I like the trade for Ja. Tomorrow… i dunno.

Now trade for Jaylen. Not AD.

What????

In a perfect world there’s a death lineup of Scoot, Dame, Jaylen, Tou and Deni.

Damn. Not Ed Davis.

Why do they say your foot is falling asleep when coma toes is sitting right there?

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Not great for my boy Scoot. www.nytimes.com/athletic/739...

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