Be funny if LeBron punched him and then announced his retirement.

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I’m never going to complain about officiating in the MNBA ever again (I will)

A beautiful “ref you suck” chant broken up by a free tshirt toss.

I’m sorry. Why was that an unsuccessful challenge???!!

This review is taking soooo long….

If you hate the wave… you can fuck off

I guess I don’t know what’s WNBA foul is.

No line at the men’s bathroom during halftime? #wnba #portlandfire

Kind of a shit show to get into the Fire game.

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Today. I become a WNBA fan. Side note I didn’t know Nate Tibbets was head coach of the Mercury.

Ronald McDonald #nomakeup

You guys think Dallas paid Mike Schmitz’s $100k fine?

Happy Friday everybody.

I hate to break it to you guys but it’s probably going to be something like this.

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MAGA is gonna have a tough time voting if they get the voter ID passed.

Which she immediately swallowed whole.

Mcmenamins is charging $75 to sit on the lawn for Interpol… you can’t bring your own chair anymore and have to rent theirs… What the fuck is happening?

Trump is literally shooting at oil because fuck the ocean. Fuck the gas prices.

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I didn’t even know I finished level 1.

“The dismantling of USAID, according to models from Boston University epidemiologist Brooke Nichols, “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children,” Gawande wrote.” hsph.harvard.edu/news/usaid-s...

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My kid got pulled over on his e-bike today. The cop was cool about it. But when the cop asked who his friend was and to go get him my son blabbed his name and went to get him so the cop could contact his parents. I had to talk to him about being a narc.

I finally got off my ass and bought tickets for the Fire’s season opener.

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Can't confirm this fully but my sources are telling me that Rudy Giuliani was hospitalized because he "pretty much had sex with" one of those motorized bristle devices that clean the turf and dirt off your golf shoes before you go inside. "He was way up on it for some time," a witness told me.

James Harden is gonna be so mad that he has to play in the second round.

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Trade for KD sign LeBron.

If they're going "aging superstar" short-term additions, Durant is the one I actually like. Completely plug-and-play skillset and addresses the shooting need, played 78 games this year, you have Dame and Jrue to mitigate the locker room vibes stuff...

If Blazers trade for Anthony Davis he better come with 3 unprotected first round picks and the ghost of Bill Walton.

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The Sopranos Always Sunny Seinfeld How I Met Your Mother Curb Your Enthusiasm Six Feet Under Eastbound and Down Freaks and Geeks Roseanne Succession Friends Parks and Rec Workaholics CBS Big Brother Mad Men

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Paolo Banchero is gonna love playing in Portland.

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It’s fucking wild to think that so many people named their son Gary.

This toothpaste I bought from Costco tastes like a minty bandaid. I’m glad I have a Costco size amount of it.

Blazers trade for Jokic challenge

My 12 year old is exactly like I was at 12 and I fucking hate it so much.

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1. Neighborhood #1 - Arcade Fire 2. Slow Show - The National 3. 80 Windows - Nada Surf 4. Silver - Nirvana 5. Come on feel the Illinoise! Sufjan 6. Operator - Jim Croce 7. Tiny Toy Piano - Jared Mees 8. Stella was a diver - Interpol 9. Jamie Marie - Girls 10. Oliver James - Fleet Foxes

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Could’ve been Dame… smh

Spurs are winning the championship.

Avdija in the air shoved by Fox… Doris “ I think that’s a common foul”

Might want to see if Doris Burke is in the Epstein files the way she’s lusting over Wemby.