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BBW (Blazers. Beers. Whiskey) everything I say is a parody.
My sonβs teacher just came back from a two week trip in Australia and I was teaching him some slang I found online so he could continue his reign as class clown and I canβt stop laughing at the term stickybeak. Which Iβm going to try to permanently add to my vocabulary.
about 8 hours ago
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Wordle 1,731 6/6 β¬π¨β¬β¬β¬ β¬β¬π©β¬β¬ β¬β¬π©π¨β¬ β¬π©π©β¬β¬ β¬π©π©β¬π¨ π©π©π©π©π©
about 17 hours ago
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1 day ago
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Trying to find the energy to move the dryer to see if Iβm capable of fixing it on this beautiful Saturday morning. Hoping itβs just clogged.
2 days ago
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Wordle 1,729 3/6 β¬π¨π¨β¬π© β¬π©π¨π¨π© π©π©π©π©π©
3 days ago
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Clingan is seriously the best center the best center the Blazers have had sinceβ¦
3 days ago
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Blazers letting some random dude Iβve never heard of drop 30+ on them.
3 days ago
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Is this the worst quarter of basketball ever played?
3 days ago
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Watching Sidy slowly turn into Kawhiβ¦
3 days ago
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Got a porch tv and the dryer stopped working all in the same day!
#blessed
3 days ago
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I shouldβve bought a bigger porch tv
3 days ago
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I bought a cheap TV off Amazon and Iβm picking it up at Best Buyβ¦ Best Buy is in their cuck era.
3 days ago
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Itβs wild to not put a curb here.
4 days ago
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4 days ago
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4 days ago
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reposted by
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The Onion
4 days ago
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
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The cool thing about Vyvanse is that I sat down to work at 7:30am and didnβt stand up again until 12:45 to go to the bathroom and then sat back down and started working again and now itβs almost 2pm and my body is stuck in a seated position and I havenβt eaten.
4 days ago
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Trump is going to have people paying for gas with Klarna if this keeps up.
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5 days ago
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5 days ago
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Connections Puzzle #1004 π©π©π©π© π¨π¨π¨π¨ πͺπͺπͺπͺ π¦π¦π¦π¦
6 days ago
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6 days ago
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Move the team.
6 days ago
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SCOOOOOT!!!
6 days ago
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Deni just tried to go full IDF on DiabatΓ©!
6 days ago
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Blazers unserious.
6 days ago
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Adam Silver should foreclose on the Wizards tonight.
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6 days ago
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Wordle 1,725 3/6 β¬π¨β¬π¨β¬ β¬π¨π¨π¨β¬ π©π©π©π©π©
7 days ago
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Crazy to get arrested for this when the Epstein files exist.
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7 days ago
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7 days ago
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Synchronizing the oven and microwave at the same time.
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8 days ago
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9 days ago
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This is probably my new favorite snack.
9 days ago
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9 days ago
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Next year. Heβs gonna take the NBA.
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10 days ago
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βYou donβt even have a fuckin garageβis the only funny part of this entire series.
10 days ago
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Nobody is talking about how the government is stealing an hour from us this weekend because we are all happy to have an extra hour of daylight.
10 days ago
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11 days ago
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I woke up with the absolute worst back pain this morning and itβs only gotten worse and I know itβs because someone on Tik Tok told me to Google βlumbar discectomy surgical positionβand Iβm a fucking hypochondriac.
11 days ago
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Senator Ron Wyden
11 days ago
If these prosecutors aren't busy how about they go after some pedophiles
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11 days ago
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Damn. Not drugs!
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12 days ago
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12 days ago
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I had a filling replaced this morning at 7am and that side of my face is still completely numb at 12:21pm. So I guess this is just my life now.
13 days ago
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The perfect stay late on Friday leave early on Saturday and Sunday festival.
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13 days ago
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Connections Puzzle #996 π¦π¦π¦π¦ π¨π¨π¨π¨ π©π©π©π© πͺπͺπͺπͺ
14 days ago
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14 days ago
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Are you fucking kidding me? I shouldβve called in sick today.
14 days ago
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The terrorists have already won ( i want to switch from pants to shorts but i wore long socks all day and now I have sock lines that will be visible)!
14 days ago
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15 days ago
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16 days ago
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