My son’s teacher just came back from a two week trip in Australia and I was teaching him some slang I found online so he could continue his reign as class clown and I can’t stop laughing at the term stickybeak. Which I’m going to try to permanently add to my vocabulary.

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Trying to find the energy to move the dryer to see if I’m capable of fixing it on this beautiful Saturday morning. Hoping it’s just clogged.

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Clingan is seriously the best center the best center the Blazers have had since…

Blazers letting some random dude I’ve never heard of drop 30+ on them.

Is this the worst quarter of basketball ever played?

Watching Sidy slowly turn into Kawhi…

Got a porch tv and the dryer stopped working all in the same day! #blessed

I should’ve bought a bigger porch tv

I bought a cheap TV off Amazon and I’m picking it up at Best Buy… Best Buy is in their cuck era.

It’s wild to not put a curb here.

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Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

The cool thing about Vyvanse is that I sat down to work at 7:30am and didn’t stand up again until 12:45 to go to the bathroom and then sat back down and started working again and now it’s almost 2pm and my body is stuck in a seated position and I haven’t eaten.

Trump is going to have people paying for gas with Klarna if this keeps up.

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Move the team.

SCOOOOOT!!!

Deni just tried to go full IDF on Diabaté!

Blazers unserious.

Adam Silver should foreclose on the Wizards tonight.

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Crazy to get arrested for this when the Epstein files exist.

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Synchronizing the oven and microwave at the same time.

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This is probably my new favorite snack.

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Next year. He’s gonna take the NBA.

“You don’t even have a fuckin garage”is the only funny part of this entire series.

Nobody is talking about how the government is stealing an hour from us this weekend because we are all happy to have an extra hour of daylight.

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I woke up with the absolute worst back pain this morning and it’s only gotten worse and I know it’s because someone on Tik Tok told me to Google “lumbar discectomy surgical position”and I’m a fucking hypochondriac.

If these prosecutors aren't busy how about they go after some pedophiles

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Damn. Not drugs!

I had a filling replaced this morning at 7am and that side of my face is still completely numb at 12:21pm. So I guess this is just my life now.

The perfect stay late on Friday leave early on Saturday and Sunday festival.

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Are you fucking kidding me? I should’ve called in sick today.

The terrorists have already won ( i want to switch from pants to shorts but i wore long socks all day and now I have sock lines that will be visible)!

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