the blazers playing with no guards or centers is a real monkey paw situation for all those years we prayed for wings

maybe i don’t like basketball

blazers really goofed this one

this game is a fucking SLOG

deni avdija, unethical hooper

THE PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS

Chris Paul YOU are a blazer

why tf would the clippers do that

this was the first black friday/cyber monday i haven’t worked in nearly a decade and i feel so at peace

this is just a war of unethical basketball

are they playing tevin campbell at the moda center

THE POINT GUARDLESS TRAIL BLAZERS

up 30+ and caleb love has the greenest light

can’t wait to see dame back on this team, the nic batum sized hole on this roster has been filled by deni avdija

cleanup crew delaying this game, this is when things turn in favor of the blazers

blazers playing point guardless diarrhea basketball rn

STEPPED IN THE NEW ASIAN BUFFET AND THE PROPERTY MANAGER CALLED SECURITY

BLAZERS BACK

i actually am so devastated

Meet me at the Willamette and bring a straw

i’m sick how could you do that to donavan clingan

ooooof FBI going to coby white room tonight

WHITE HOWARD ABSOLUTELY DOMINANT FOURTH QUARTER

YANG SIDY BABY

i just need a 10 minute stretch of the blazers running the offense through Yang this month like just lemme get it out of my system

we’ll always have yang’s second quarter shift

the chinese century is upon us

🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

POINT YANG TIME

alright lace em up dame i can’t watch point guard-less basketball any more

i would rather blindfold deni and have him charge the basket rather than watch him ever take that shot again

deni really thought he had it like that 😭

BOUNCEBACK WIN GO BLAZERS

THE NBA CUP BLAZERS

UGLY WIN - WINNING RECORD

victory lineup in, go blazers

caleb love minutes, tiago about to get indicted

shaedon gonna get one 😔

I'm going with 'spam' because he plays like you're just pressing all the buttons at once

i think we’re stripping deni of the nickname “turbo” and giving it to blake wesley

where were you for the blake wesley takeover

your dad loves blake wesley

these guys compete so hard on defense

blazers small ball lineup could be defined as “hellish”

FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON BABY GO BLAZERS

it feels like such a luxury not being on the receiving end of a bunch of easy transition buckets

blazers play a squirrely game

blazers moving the ball like the prime spurs

blazers got the harassment lineup in

why are they interviewing adam silver about the recent goings on in the middle of the game smdh