if this was 2019 i bet i could’ve done numbers tweeting about k pop groups like they were NBA teams

alright i think enough time has passed, i dont wanna d*e about the blazers anymore

Puke Kornet

my favorite thing about chin balancer was that his twitter handle was chinbalancer

is maria harper at the game

luke kornet was the reason why magic city night got canceled, they should be booing him on every touch

I’ll be your dream I’ll be your wish I’ll be your fantasy I’ll be your love I’ll be your hope BE EVERYTHING THAT YOU NEED

the insane amount of serotonin i got hearing roundball rock after a blazers playoff win 😮‍💨

i am so sorry the video just won’t upload

blue sky stinks the video refuses to upload

tom dundon saving pennies at the cost of blazers fans suffering through “poverty franchise” allegations til the end of time

I think it’s really cool actually that the Blazers are giving away sub prime auto loans every time they score 100 points next season

you should be able to buy soda/hot food/treats with ebt. i think poor people deserve to treat themselves too. i draw the line at poor people owning basketball teams and tom dundon is off to such a rough start

damn the blazers just got t-shirt mogged

PLAYOFF BLAZERS

I'LL BE YOUR DREAM, I'LL BE YOUR WISH, I'LL BE YOUR FANTASY I'LL BE YOUR HOPE, I'LL BE YOUR LOVE, BE EVERYTHING THAT YOU NEED!

i’m not even joking the video won’t upload

PLAYOFFS BOUND

biggest game in years GO BLAZERS

best game in years

PORTLAND A HALF GAME OUT OF 8TH

flipping loose deli meat in a pan like tortillas

THE 8TH SEED TRAIL BLAZERS

listening to TWICE’s “Candy” gives me more energy than any preworkout/adderall cocktail ever could

also constant boos for Luke Kornet next time he’s in town

83 points on 43 FT attempts is an unethical level of basketball only deni avdija could hope to achieve

k pop account

caleb love robbed btw

my large adult son cooked my large white adult son

finally, my large adult son gets the ball

donovan clingan looks too good to be out there

celebrity game should just be a bunch of non-basketball professional athletes competing against eachother

feels kinda mean that tacko fall is in the celebrity game

what a shot

i hope giannis is watching this

blazer

ET just hit the broadcast with a “ni hao ma” and kevin calabro just moved on so fast

BLAZERS BACK

🚨 BLAZERS OVER .500 🚨

🚨BLAZERS OVER .500🚨

BLAZERS SO BACK

What if you didn’t have to look it up

Fuck ICE

BASKET NO GOOD

slump buster GO BLAZERS

this is the type of content i’m here for

nba fans telling nfl fans they got to see red panda in her prime

just learned red panda is doing nfl games now. it’s like when arvydas sabonis finally joined the trailblazers

i’m not posting the goddamn video after that one, i’m DISGUSTED