best game in years

PORTLAND A HALF GAME OUT OF 8TH

flipping loose deli meat in a pan like tortillas

THE 8TH SEED TRAIL BLAZERS

listening to TWICE’s “Candy” gives me more energy than any preworkout/adderall cocktail ever could

also constant boos for Luke Kornet next time he’s in town

83 points on 43 FT attempts is an unethical level of basketball only deni avdija could hope to achieve

k pop account

caleb love robbed btw

my large adult son cooked my large white adult son

finally, my large adult son gets the ball

donovan clingan looks too good to be out there

celebrity game should just be a bunch of non-basketball professional athletes competing against eachother

feels kinda mean that tacko fall is in the celebrity game

what a shot

i hope giannis is watching this

blazer

ET just hit the broadcast with a “ni hao ma” and kevin calabro just moved on so fast

BLAZERS BACK

🚨 BLAZERS OVER .500 🚨

🚨BLAZERS OVER .500🚨

BLAZERS SO BACK

What if you didn’t have to look it up

Fuck ICE

BASKET NO GOOD

slump buster GO BLAZERS

this is the type of content i’m here for

nba fans telling nfl fans they got to see red panda in her prime

just learned red panda is doing nfl games now. it’s like when arvydas sabonis finally joined the trailblazers

i’m not posting the goddamn video after that one, i’m DISGUSTED

STEPH 48 POINTS NOT ENOUGH VS THE POINT GUARD-LESS BLAZERS

quentin post looks like he has a face shrink filter on

no centers and no guards, this is 2022 toronto raptors basketball

the blazers playing with no guards or centers is a real monkey paw situation for all those years we prayed for wings

maybe i don’t like basketball

blazers really goofed this one

this game is a fucking SLOG

deni avdija, unethical hooper

THE PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS

Chris Paul YOU are a blazer

why tf would the clippers do that

this was the first black friday/cyber monday i haven’t worked in nearly a decade and i feel so at peace

this is just a war of unethical basketball

are they playing tevin campbell at the moda center

THE POINT GUARDLESS TRAIL BLAZERS

up 30+ and caleb love has the greenest light

can’t wait to see dame back on this team, the nic batum sized hole on this roster has been filled by deni avdija

cleanup crew delaying this game, this is when things turn in favor of the blazers