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tom dundon retire bitch

biscuits and gravy grits 10 coffees

you won’t have the nba for long buddy

Today is Nakba Day. The ethnic cleansing of Palestine began 78 years ago today and it has never stopped.

the most millennial song has probably got to be 10_LinkingPark_iTriedSoHard.exe

Villain, I have done thy mother.

Can I interest you in some of my wares?

Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!

ok i’ll bite, what’s star wars

now this is the kind of gym programming i need to really get me pumped up

Unhinge the lower jaw

alas, she was not the Child Of Destiny

dude just drove by my house blasting puddle of mudd out of his cybertruck. they’re calling him the most divorced man of all time

Shifts in tax structure have made the economy ideal for corporate growth.

a bakery that’s open late so i wouldn’t have to wake up at 2am or whatever to make my various breads and such

some animals are born and immediately start walking around. my daughter is almost 2 months old and can’t even figure out how to shit or fart

Are you locked in now?

management has laid off all of the arena cleaning staff and is asking fans to use these towels to give a little wipe down on their way out

On Rudy Gobert COVID night???????

oh yeah so he totally is just a giant shithead

not to take credit or anything but since my daughter was born the blazers have gone 12-5 and made the playoffs

blazers going to the NBA Playoffs Presented by Google!!!!

ok yeah see so usually you want the shots to go into your basket and not the other teams’ basket

the classic Blazers Third Quarter was late but it has arrived

now this is the kind of action you can only find in the SoFi NBA Play-In Tournament on Prime Video

Macho Man Randy Savage enjoying the sun.

What the fuck?

I’ve never seen a subreddit that hates its subject more than r/CrumblCookies

old man take a look at my life im way better than you bro

Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!

it was In Rainbows. the boring choice but the correct choice

i bet it all on "will the strait of hormuz open by april" on polymarket. desperate, i launch a solo mission to open the strait. piloting a boat down the persian gulf, i immediately get blown up by a mine and die. "first person to get blown up by a mine in the strait of hormuz" pays out on march 31st

they should invent a baby that only has to eat once a day and also is fluent in english and can tell you exactly what’s bothering them

some personal news

Hi.

ROBOCOP (1987)

I don't have time for this bullshit!

chat is this good

Fuck you!!

Bitches, leave.

what’s the first album i should play for my daughter, im stuck between fleet foxes by fleet foxes and iowa by slipknot

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

She’s like a liar gone to burning hell

babby due date in one week

Boner.