old man take a look at my life im way better than you bro

Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!

it was In Rainbows. the boring choice but the correct choice

i bet it all on "will the strait of hormuz open by april" on polymarket. desperate, i launch a solo mission to open the strait. piloting a boat down the persian gulf, i immediately get blown up by a mine and die. "first person to get blown up by a mine in the strait of hormuz" pays out on march 31st

they should invent a baby that only has to eat once a day and also is fluent in english and can tell you exactly what’s bothering them

some personal news

Hi.

ROBOCOP (1987)

I don't have time for this bullshit!

chat is this good

Fuck you!!

Bitches, leave.

what’s the first album i should play for my daughter, im stuck between fleet foxes by fleet foxes and iowa by slipknot

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

She’s like a liar gone to burning hell

babby due date in one week

Boner.

There's a new guy in town. His name's Robocop.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

maybe this is wrong to say but anybody doing insider trading on war should be beaten to death with a hammer

Shit!

still asking companies to charge me tariffs because it’s just gonna make me grind harder 😤😤😤

they made a letterboxd for music

when my doctor asks how my BMs have been lately

i asked chat gpt if this is true and it told me to kill myself

it’s true instagram AI, if there’s one thing i love it’s to laugh out loud at humor

the news cycle moves so fast it seems we’ve all already forgotten about the ski jump penis injection scandal

i should learn spanish

big fan of whatever the hell this is

hey dame you ok man

did the blazers win, sorry i was watching several episodes of Diners, Drive-ins and Dives

“when i signed on to help create The Torment Nexus i thought we’d only be doing good stuff with it”

ICE killed another Minnesotan. there is video and it is very bad. www.facebook.com/share/r/1aPB...

chat, is shooting 22% from the field good

🚨 BLAZERS OVER .500 🚨

caleb love playing his way into a mid season trade

tom brady in the booth

Too Close by Next gotta be in the top 5 songs about getting a boner

anyone heard from hawk tuah girl lately

it's the big day

you just know this stuff is $25 a box and tastes like shit

trulymadlydeeply.mp4

the blazers being in position to win after a classic Blazers Third Quarter is what keeps me comin back

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

2026: the year it happens

democrats stop being republicans challenge (impossible)

Mariposa, by Alexander Calder, 1951, 📸 by Bruce Ely