i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it

anyone heard from hawk tuah girl lately

it's the big day

you just know this stuff is $25 a box and tastes like shit

trulymadlydeeply.mp4

the blazers being in position to win after a classic Blazers Third Quarter is what keeps me comin back

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

2026: the year it happens

democrats stop being republicans challenge (impossible)

Mariposa, by Alexander Calder, 1951, 📸 by Bruce Ely

Keepchange You! Filthy Animal

it’d pretty cool if literally anyone other than shaedon could score a point

blazers get this AI slop off my jumbotron

blazers are 1-12 from three and the 1 is clingan lmao

thinking about how somewhere out there in the world there’s a ford taurus that’s had a holographic hitmonlee card stuck in its door panel since 1999

im at the built to spill show with all of my fellow 50 year old men

my annual contribution

thinking of her today

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

cheesy grits bread

the blazers may never lose again

can’t wait to tell my grandkids i watched the caleb love game

they’re calling clingan “the white bill walton”

“you got any games on your phone?”

calabro is on one tonight

New meme format just dropped:

comrade trump welcome to the resistance

the blazers may never win again

i will not apologize for being basic

this thing kinda startin to look like a baby

Zardoz Samurai Cop Under Siege 2: Dark Territory Austin Powers in Goldmember

They finally built a machine that can simulate peaking on edibles

the portland trail blazers

kash patel always lookin like a fourth grader they let do a ride-along

The Gamblers (flipped), by Hendrick Ter Brugghen, 1623, 📸 by Cameron Browne

Use code “indictment” for $5 of free bets on DraftKings

If only we knew how sports became so interwined with betting

good morning i sure hope my favorite basketball team isn’t in the news for any weird reason

the vibes are bad

didn’t care for that, personally

BIG DUMPER! / CUL GÉANT!

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

GET OUT THE RYE BREAD AND MUSTARD GRANDMA