this catnip ain’t shi-💤

Counterpoint: No I will not

I want to be clear that I mean this as no disrespect to Tyler Lashbrook and only as great disrespect to Tom Dundon. This list is not in alphabetical order. You can draw whatever conclusion you want to from that.

Congratulations on finally going to prom in 1973.

the time shaq and charles barkley tussled during a game and then their mommas called them on 3-way to squash the beef lol

legend

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

The Greater Idaho movement

Where's my Oregonian article declaring the triumph of socialism in Washington County and how the tax the rich / anti-capitalist agenda has been embraced? Isn't that how this works?

heh

we're closing fire stations but throwing money at this asshole???

and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q/)

WHEN WILL FAKE FAN @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social CELEBRATE ARSENAL'S CHAMPIONSHIP video by Olivia Reingold posted at 4:28:43 EST

wemby is 22, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

very funny to put a Knicks-Cavs billboard up during The Game Of The Year. you're having the best meal of your life and the waiter walks over to your table and slips you a flyer for the Subway meatball parm footlong

IMO a great comparison because that team has no business being in that part of the world and the way it came about was shady as hell.

Midsommar (2019)

In Portland, where soccer has long been political, a new USL W team brought on the local Planned Parenthood as a kit sponsor. I spoke with folks from the Cherry Bombs, PP, & the Rose City Riveters about the collab & how reproductive health impacts women's sports: www.theixsports.com/the-ix-socce...

It takes a little longer to get upstairs than at the Schnitz, but the view is nice

The happiest Rusev Day ever

Only been here a few minutes but making good progress

Tango & Cash & Grogu

Everyone’s calendars are filling quick but just wanted to give you a heads up

What gives me hope? There's a black woman who wears glitter driving the 69 truck in NASCAR. Nice History Month

Daisy is two years old today, has turned into a tenacious hunter of real and imagined bugs, and seems to think I’m a satisfactory owner

"You always need a guy which does some stupid shit sometimes." "I'm always playing on the edge, and I think that I’ve played my best when I'm on the edge." Please allow me to introduce you to #RCTID 's spicy Norwegian, Kristoffer Velde, ahead of Timbers-Miami: www.mlssoccer.com/news/rose-ci...

A funny aprils fool gag would be to call a player into the office and tell him that he’s been placed on the paternity list

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

There’s a Pilot in the league 🥹

Hey @oregonian.com a new poll I did just now shows 42% of non-Portlanders are thinking about moving here after watching this clip and 96% say whatever the taxes are are totally worth it

Beaverton represent

Can’t believe the Earthquakes just left their bus outside unattended

Portland bar and club managers talk about "It" happening like medieval Europeans talked about Prester John. Times are bleak now, lads, but one elderly man's failing organs are all that stand between us and 150 million Americans launching a drinking binge.

TFAGTWTC Good night and God bless

The Ocean Film Festival has perfectly captured everything I hate about LinkedIn. 10/10, no notes I'll post a few more below, but you can see all 10 images here: www.instagram.com/p/DYJpsALkhE...

Suddenly everyone that wants City Council to unquestioningly capitulate to Tom Dundon’s demands on the Moda Center is a tenant rights advocate

i am fine spending my tax dollars on schools and roads and medicine and the like. i would prefer not to spend my tax dollars on a new stadium while my teacher friends go on furlough. Oregon is in financial crisis. $200 million for a nicer stadium is idiotic.

A+ for effort and gumption, but let's talk about the body mechanics of punching a nazi. For a running overhand right, your hip and fist should arrive at the same time, driving through the target with the force of your legs. This is a flail or a slap, his arm is dragging behind. He outran his punch.

Kelsy with a brace and the Timbers are out of subs 👀

This match is so one-sided Phil just subbed in Yang Hansen

move over hemingway, we found a sadder and shorter story

Dickhead apparently said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine," but was unaware that the fine would be collected with a series of punches to his skull. Some things money can't buy. www.surfer.com/news/tourist...

BREAKING: The Portland Fire just set a WNBA attendance record for a team’s first game. 19,335. A sellout of Moda Center.

Protesters staged noise demo through the rich Seattle neighborhood of #Laurelhurst that lobbied against noisy helicopters flying sick and injured kids over their mansions to Children's Hospital. 🤪 It got a bit noisy.

Front banner for the @timbersarmy.org tonight #SaveTheCaps #RCTID