The air is filled with the smell of waffle cones and everybody is fucking in the street

Omg wait until you turn 60! They give you blue blocker sun glasses and a bird feeder. Yeah, shit starts breaking down and falling off your body, but weed is legal so you won't give a shit.

Over the weekend, someone on Bluesky told me they "find it hard to believe" that a white supremacist talking point (claims of BIRTH OF A NATION's art and innovation were manufactured to push it into the mainstream) would be accepted and believed for decades... And I am honestly still not over it.

I can't read this without crying. I don't understand how people can will this upon others.

meanwhile. in America

Why did they make it so you can't copy and paste alt text anymore?

Richard Sidey gives us a close-up of a Humpback Whale, filmed while on a research assignment: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

they're gonna fuck up our hamburger supply next. no one in charge knows wtf they're doing or probably believes this is some kind of woke conspiracy.

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

"stir fries are so quick and easy" I just used every bowl and ramekin in my house and my smoke detector is going off

There are children who have "lunch debt" at school. Children. In debt. At school. Just to eat. Insane.

The mighty 3016 forming Eurostar 9060 , heading off to Paris at 12:01

Henry Cowell Redwoods Felton California USA June 2nd 2026

Scottish singer-songwriter Annie Lennox (the Eurthymics) 📸 : Robert Mapplethorpe, 1989

Borb

Driving a modern car for a couple of days and while some of the features are cool can I just say how much I hate the way the engine cuts off every time you stop?

new femme level unlocked: I wear skirts and dresses so exclusively that when I wore pants to work for the first time all my coworkers were like "what the fuck is that"

Any novella lovers out there? Anybody out there in love with this unique form, its small delicate package of art? Y'all be liking novellas? I sure do. And I have news for you too if you love em like me. I wrote & published one you can support!

Ontario’s flower, the White Trillium. #Canada Good morning, it’s a beautiful one.

don't talk to me or my son ever again

"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and the moone daunsinge above, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.

Here are some nice mushrooms

Three coyote youngsters in the yard looking for trouble. #mammals #nature #dogs #love #trailcam #Seattle #wildanimals #goodnight #PNW #animals #nokings #coyote #outdoors #zen #babyanimals

my mom made enchiladas over the weekend and yall that woman can cook like i s2g she makes the best food

The moon is history wrapped in paper made of light

this is my kind of company motto right here

For today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #HiddenInPlainSight, birds partially concealed by foliage or grasses, a #YellowheadedBlackbird. #Birds 🪶

Texture of nutsack I am

Flesh colored yoda. Just something to consider. Yoda but he’s not green. Imagine it. Picture it.

Another fine Philly squirrel #sqrlpix

Ironically, Young Jr is the oldest Young in this photo.

I deadass just seen a hoopoe!! In my part of the country?!???! There is only maybe under 50 of these sighted a year in Ireland and usually down south. I seen one once in my life when I was in Co. Kerry as a child but I just seen one locally!! 😭😍 (Pic to show what birb a hoopoe is)

today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #HiddenInPlainSight, birds partially concealed by foliage or grasses. White eyed vireo, playing hide & seek . #photography #bird #birdsseenIn2026 #texas #dallas #nature #vireo #wildlife #oiseau #ornithologie

Big thank you to the Edinburgh Evening News for publishing my #bird picture today. A reed bunting at the wonderful Little France Park, which is one of my favourite places on the planet. Always a joy to see. #birds #edinburgh #Craigmillar

but what of my skibidi rizz, your honor?

*sees a $10M home on Instagram with $5M interior decor* me: oooh i love simple, cozy places

Oh hey Pride Month, we're back again! 🌈 It does feel a bit harder going into Pride Month this year. Things have continued to go backwards rather than forwards in regards to LGBTQIA+ rights, but especially the "T". There's so much more that needs to be done 1/3

I tried to donate a car to Habitat for Humanity but they've outsourced their donation program to a 3rd-party, that sells to an auction house that then sells to used car dealers. Habitat gets little or nothing which defeats the entire purpose of donating to them. Enshittification of everything.

The waning gibbous 97.9% at 3.31 AM (UTC+7).

Kitten named Ivan

Soooooo I just watched Sleepwalkers (1992) and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

but it was some other sort of Frog drama🐸 2/2

Looked like these two were competing for the slug… 1/2

My Aunt made so much baklava this past weekend, I got to take are large supply home with me.

oh no

On this day in history, in 1779, Benedict Arnold was court-martialed, setting up the nefarious chain of events which culminated in his having a breakfast dish named after him

On this day in history, in 1779, Benedict Arnold was court-martialed, setting up the nefarious chain of events which culminated in his having a breakfast dish named after him