I'm a stickler for movies being historically accurate, so if a film takes place more than 200 years ago all the actors should be skeletons and also there shouldn't be a camera.

Pot pie for dinner

Just got off a 20 minute call with Mitch and he asked me to post his thirst trap so everyone knows he is ok. (Taken this weekend)

these are so great youtu.be/ihJS1KBEc9A?...

Saw some cool forest puppies today…

some stranger complimented my hair today and i was very grateful and said tysm! and then she leaned in and started touching it. it’s almost as bad as touching a pregnant women’s stomach. do not do this (looking at you, boomers)

*hits vape* the od-ussey

I consider "Not Dishwasher Safe" to be more of a challenge than a warning.

It was clear that even after seeing my face on Volescu’s camera video, they didn’t recognize me without the helmet. So then I had to look at them and say, “I’m your SecUnit.”

Say what you want about crabs but those sumbitches can pinch

I would just like to find a sitter that can handle my kids for 2 hours without quitting lol

Meth if it's a boy, Crystal if it's a girl.

ASN: AS174 Location: Yangon, MM Added: 2026-07-13T05:09 #shodansafari #infosec

As a committed prison abolitionist, it is my sincere belief that the Tate brothers should be sent back to England in a ship, which mysteriously sinks to the bottom of the ocean

I am 47 and still hide my tattoos from my parents, I don't know why you would want my advice on anything

My economic plan is to hurl a bucket of nickels onto this escalator

PERC controller went bye bye Possbot moved to a new temp server while I wait for a replacement to arrive

Olive garden threw out all their lettuce, pulled in a completely new supplier

the realest place in town; perhaps in the whole of the great plains

i’m just crying a little because jimothy will never know how loved he is

I bought a soap at the farmers market that had a dehydrated rose petal on top. It turned into a blob that finally fell off the soap yesterday without me realizing Fast forward to my husband freaking out while cleaning because he thought it was a blood clot 🤣

I got all into pixel sprites the other day to make my space armada battle clock and then realized I can turn videos into animated pixel stuff and now I’m in lots of rabbit holes

holding myself to impossibly high standards while giving everyone else grace will be the death of me

Hmmm I wonder what the smallest file on my phone is...lol

I do not think prison is a good solution to social problems but I hope these guys lose every penny

Alex Jones is a big reason Andrew Tate became as famous as he is. Alex had a little skirmish with Joe Rogan, but offered an olive branch one day via text seemingly just so he could get Tate onto Rogan's podcast. I swear to you these are real texts, even the "Chinese monkey pig hybrid" part.

My revised summer vacation goals for this summer of no full time job is just visiting this place mustardmuseum.com

Northern water snake

Very upsetting Rocky impersonator behind home plate at the Phils game

Let’s talk about appearance, Steve

SYN

Legal defense fund for the Minnesota 15. Please share and support them! We keep us safe 💙🤍🩵

If you aren't sick, keep a journal of what you are eating from day to day. Should make it *much* easier to identify what you ate 10 days ago.I need to start this so that I can cut my calorie intake anyway, so it's a two-fer.

This is a really useful post about what you need to know about Cyclospora. I learned things. You will too

Want to avoid explosive diarrhea? Pass it on

I don’t know why this post doesn’t give his name, but it’s Jo Nagai. This is a true story. medium.com/@zehraanjum2...

calling my weight loss journey the bodyssey

People should come with dashboards so we can see what warning lights are on before we take them for a spin.

mushpuppy

fed the worms a kilo and a half of various different husks and muck

Good thing we don't import massive amounts of anything important from Canada, just oil, natural gas, lumber, car and truck parts, and all the ingredients used in farming fertilizer.

He can't remember what he said yesterday, so no.

Wish the people in my life would ambush me, make me admit to being a workaholic, put me in a van, take me some place where they don't let you work