Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

It's 8 am n I got 40 mins of sleep last night. Fucking Steve!!

I keep dealing with this problem where it turns out I’m kind of an idiot

But are you down to watch the sky

I want to get a tattoo

Me and who?

Life is short. Take the cannoli.

When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

Please send prayers and positive healing energy to Michael in Ft Lauderdale. He may be dying and his mother is a dear friend who is suffering right now. 🙏🏻

I’m usually pretty good about eating healthy unless I feel good or bad

I’d get you a banana split with extra whipped cream at DQ, if you know what I mean…

Oh fuck. I like getting tattoos.

You're either with ICE or with humanity and democracy. Choose.

Let him cook…

So close..

Tell your Mom I found her glass eye under the bed this morning and I’ll swing by with it later

I might be a bit smitten.

Took a good nap.. had a movie dream. For some reason I was dreaming about how MLK Jr met Coretta Scott. I have no idea how they met, and I have no idea why I was dreaming about it. I was also walking down Atlanta streets.

have you ever met a grown adult who hates vegetables? absolutely terrifying.

I don’t know what I thought an octopus would eat but I didn’t realize they ate crabs.

Gideon encourages you to sing the songs of your people 🥰

Today's word of the day is "fuck muffins." Often uttered when dropping a dirty fork into your (clean) toe while trying to load it in the dishwasher.

I may have a problem.

Fatty McFuckstick is out golfing today during a shutdown… what a piece of shit

It's the silent cowards that enable hell on earth.

This day insists on being aggressively challenging.

Less grumpus. More rumpus.

The Scandinavian practice of friluftsliv where babies are bundled up and nap outside.. but for adults (specifically.. me).

already thinking about my next tattoo 🙊

I had a really good breakfast sandwich.. it’s gonna be a good day.

I'd rather consort with trees

your bottle of dishwashing liquid is on your sink counter but it’s facing backwards . are you insane ?

I got a shower, I got a salad, I can pee when *I* choose. I pooped. I shaved my hair n my scalp feels cleaner. I have on underwear. Like REAL underwear. Best fuckin friday evar EV-AR.

Legal bluesky 👏 What the Hell are our rights? ICE can kick my door in while i sleep? Drag me from my home? Interrogate me? Search my home? With no cause or warrant? Knowing our rights and asserting them is "resisting"? Do we comply and sue later? Can we? Wtf is best?

You remember when a band you loved put out that new album that you didn’t really like, and you got a little sad, and it felt like the end of an era? (One was Cowboy Carter for me) From what I see, I think the new Swift album is going to be that for a lot of people.

🎶I might like you better if we slept together 🎶… no.. I mean actually took a nap.. we could make the room really cold.. I’d stay on my side.. until I didn’t… wink wink.. maybe have some snacks later.. a corn dog or two..

The lady that delivered my pizza last night was older than me, and now I'm sad.

Get in, loser. I love you

Body by Reese’s Pumpkins

1. Wifi went out on album drop night. Swifty daughter beside herself. 2. Bears took a section of fence down. Poison ivy everywhere. 3. Slept through my alarm and the above issues. Late for work. 4. Ran out of deodorant.

I scurried on over to Ticketmaster to make sure I didn’t miss out on Brian Cox tickets for November 2026.. there was only one person in queue ahead of me.. I got front row.

The girl with the badger tattoo…

let’s hold hands while they reset the simulation

*flirts with you the entire apocalypse*

Why don’t we just make out about it?!

i need more sam rockwell dancing

Rootin' tootin' big galootin'

I got $10 in tips tonight.. Jack in the Box tacos are on me tonight, boo…