I made a new painting and my mom told me it looked like my ex. She didn’t mean it in a rude way. She thinks the painting is beautiful. But it hurts that they’re still woven into everything I make.

I listened to the rock version of Actually Romantic too many times. I forgot what the actual song sounded like.

I’m watching Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer with a couple kids, AND THE CW IS ALLOWING A PRO-ISRAEL AD TO BE PLAYED?

I love playing the game “Old Lady or a Lesbian” where I can only see the back of a persons head & their outfit. (Long dyed red curly hair, a white button up shirt and a vest) The answer this time is old lady

I think it’s so funny that Taylor stays obsessed with the muses of Red and Maroon. The album Red? Her favorite. Maroon? Sang constantly. Her lipstick? Red. Her dress? Maroon.

Carvana needs a filter like AO3 has where you can select what results you DONT want shown. Don’t show me Teslas. I’ll never drive a Tesla. Get it out of my search results.

Next tour idea: She plays a new setlist entirely acoustic every week. Every song is chosen based on her feelings from the week prior Karlie Kloss’ birthday? Uh oh. She plays Dress and Right Where You Left Me! Dianna Agron spotted out and about with another one of Taylor’s old friends? Wonderland!

I told my friends about my new little crush and just like that, he’s stopped interacting with me. That’s how it goes ig.

Men have nothing but the audacity. Why are you hitting on me AT WORK. GO AWAY. JUST LET ME DO MY JOB AND GET OUT OF MY FACE.

I think the person I’m flirting with is flirting back but have no way of telling because I don’t understand HOW exactly to flirt. This is hard and I’m tired

More importantly. Why isn’t there free health care? Why do I need to live in pain because I can’t afford to go to the doctor? I hate it here.

Why doesn’t health insurance auto renew? Why do I have to sign up for health insurance during a specific time of year and if I don’t, I’m screwed?

I see clips of Taylor Swift being “weird & insufferable” and it makes me sad because there things that I would do. Like placing the Grammy on Lucy’s head even though she’s being ignored. Like being a bit weird isn’t a crime. And she’s friends with these people. It’s not like they’re strangers.

I love daydreaming on the treadmill until I get so into it that I fall off

Having a crush on someone is ridiculous. Wdym this person is making me smile bc of a sentence he said 12 HOURS AGO??

My toxic trait is realizing my bisexuality because of a man 15 years older than me 💀

Can’t wait to use my baking skills for evil (making Christmas sweets for all of my friends and giving the girl who led me on for months less than everyone else)

TLOAs was meant to be acoustic

I’m trying to find a Pokemon Gym Leader character creator to help with drawing my friends AND ALL OF THEM ARE AI!! Fuck AI. I hate it. Give me some shitty OC Maker like we used to have in the good ol 2010’s.

Finding out I’m allergic to gluten means eating a fuck load of microwave Indian dishes and soup with rice. I’m not complaining my meals are fuckin delicious.

“You’ll find love someday” No I won’t. Dan and Phil stole it all and they’re HOARDING IT FOR THEMSELVES

Hearing Christmas Tree Farm on the radio????

This is a positive thing. It’s a great new energy :D

My new coworker is so fucking bubbly it’s crazy. I thought I was the smiley one. No. She has me beat by a LOT.

My tattoo itches so bad I’m gonna lose it

We’re traveling for Thanksgiving and I specifically requested to get off work early FOR us to leave, and they’re goin to be an hour late picking me up because they took too long.

My family has no respect for my time and it’s infuriating

I don’t think they are actually misprints though. The center part is different and that part goes on at the beginning of the pressing. Also none of the other variants were that magenta color

Tbh I would much rather Taylor sell the misprints than just throw them into a landfill. But at least discount them instead of marketing them as a “limited run”. Just sell it as “works fine, but the design of the record got messed up. Here’s $20 off”

Still broke. Still safe from the merch drops.

Decided to increase the goal to $10,000 to plan ahead - I see clinical trials in my future and it seems they’ll have the same 80/20 patient responsibility as this radiology one does. gofund.me/5db247136

I’m getting my first tattoo and I am BEYOND excited

I curate my Twitter by following Dan, Phil, and Dan AND Phil. I only see the Phan content I wanna see. And I’m happy there.

I filled out a check log wrong at work and my coworker went “Alright Gen Z!” She laughed about it then said “I didn’t even think about that”

When Dan reached out to Phil for “editing tips” that was only half a lie because his photoshop is beautifully horrific

I get to travel to see my friends this year and I’m so excited. I miss them so much

Accidentally said something that weirded out/grossed out someone and I can’t stop thinking about it. I love not being able to read the room or understand social things. It’s so fun. I thought I’d gotten good at socializing. Clearly not. Non-autistic people are so confusing.

I’ve never bought a Dan and Phil calendar (I’ve been broke) but this year I am DETERMINED to get my hands on one

Cardio hack: listen to ATW10MVTV 6 times on an incline

The Last Time was the prequel to Exile

I Knew You Were Trouble was never a bad song and I’m tired of pretending it was.

Red being Taylor’s favorite album is so valid because if *I* wrote Treacherous, Holy Ground, and State of Grace and put it all on one album, I too would make a big deal about it at every given chance

Hey friends, I didn’t expect to have a financial need so soon into this, but I’m going to owe a substantial amount of money for the upcoming radiation treatment and I just don’t have it. Can you take a look and donate if you can, and share my post if you can’t? It would mean the world to me. 💖💖💖

$55 for a CORD??? TayCapitalist strikes again

The Eras Tour merch looks like it was made on Red Bubble

Taylor Swift has the time, money, and resources to run a preorder on all merch and have it made 1. Ethically 2. To order So there’s not dead stock of things people don’t want and the people making it can get paid properly.

I love Dan and Phil so much. I wish they were real.

Spotify is down >:(

My headphones aren’t working and I’m gonna lose it. I can’t block out the extra noise. This is hell.

So glad I was late to the merch drop. I’m safe.