The country is never going back to what it was before… sadly

Normal isn't coming back so get off your knees and fight back - what they have planned for us is far worse than anything they've already done.

More fun with Trumpy numbers. He's floated sending $2,000 checks to every household, "except rich ones," whatever that means, financed by tariff revenues. It would cost $265 billion. Tariff revenue since Liberation Day has totaled $151 billion. Bit of a shortfall.

Clark: So what are we doing here today? You have already voted to dismantle medicaid, the largest health care program in America. A program that covers 40% of all births in this country. 40% of children in this country. 40% of disabled people in this country.

Donald Trump is, without question, the stupidest person to ever be president. However, I think the case could be made that Donald Trump is also the stupidest person to ever become famous.

This is the stupidest person ever to be allowed into the Oval Office. “Nobody knows what a magnet is.”

I miss my dog. I miss looking down. I miss checking to see if she's asleep. I miss her breathing. I miss her indifference to whether I'm busy. I miss the sound of her drinking from her water bowl. I miss her delight in having a completely predictable day. Death sucks.

The insistence on making these robots bipedal is probably the most obvious giveaway that it's all a big carny gimmick

And the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in a Fictitious Short Story goes to...

The Daniel Craig Bond is living as an amnesiac in a Japanese fishing village and nothing anyone can say will convince me otherwise.

Ah, the old “We would prefer not being accomplices to murder” excuse

gonna change my bio to “a single good woman who’s just looking for a decent human man partner” like how the bots say, so you know it’s real

the people pleaser in me is slowly dying as i get older.

🚨🚨🚨 Content Warning ⚠️ Crawford County, Arkansas - consider yourself exposed. Spread this white cop on black hate like wildfire. White people can ignore their privilege or use it to stand against these animals. 1/2

Hear me out: 51 year mortgages.

He is just such a dumb fuck. It's painful.

The House members who didn't work should be required to return the salary that they didn't earn.

Tariffs YTD Oct are $148B. This is the amount that would need to be refunded. The "investments" he keeps referring to are non-binding in the framework of deals. lardass alleges these "deals" included lower tariff rates (not something that would have to be refunded). He's lying as usual.

Welp, Dems got themselves the promise of a vote about healthcare in December, maybe? Cool…

Whoever is selling that nazi shirt through these platforms needs to get they ass beat

Walmart & TikTok are selling n@zi shirts.

I think churches with revenue of more than $1,000,000 a year should pay a 10% tax, and churches with more than $5,000,000 in annual revenue should pay a 20% tax. You can think I’m wrong about that, but I’m not.

Wanna come over and see who can shove the most Nilla Wafers in their mouth?…

Schumer most definitely needs to go but lardass and Republicans were never going to vote for extension of the enhanced ACA credits regardless of who the minority leader was.

wtf

House Republicans complaining about showing up for work after 3 months off.

He came painfully close to doing that YMCA dance.

Who bounces around to "God Bless America"? I mean, can he NOT stand still?

Told ya. There it is. www.levernews.com/airlines-fav...

if someone is in a suit or they're on tv saying some shit just don't believe them okay

The moment the Affordable Care Act was signed into law. It is a dirty shame how Republicans have tried to get rid of it, with no replacement in sight. Ever! I will always be grateful for President Obama. He truly cared about America.

We call things cartoonishly evil because we can't accept that real evil is in fact often like that.

anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle

When guys post all these workout pics, am I supposed to masturbate or what?… Clap?

The beatings will continue until Democrats improve…

Yesterday I was at the dog park with a plastic baggie in my hand walking around saying, "Do a poopy. I want to see you do a poopy." They told me not to come back without a dog.

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

American history through to our present has a consistent pattern of Americans having to live with the poor decisions of the American majority.

Sometimes I text random numbers with pictures of old grey hamburger meat and ask, "is this still ok to eat?"

This….is why it’s a BIG fucking deal.

Those are not gains. They are resets of things caused by the shutdown. So I ask once again, why the shutdown if we are going to cave?

Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?

One of life’s pleasures is eggs cooked in bacon grease…

They say they don’t know how to bring James Bond back… Easy, he’s a zombie

Your mom is having great Black Friday deals this year…

I want to be glad that the Supreme Court refused that stupid case, but have a feeling they’re waiting for a different one/time.

Extinctions unfold not through one fatal blow, but through the slow convergence of many.