My daughter sent this to me and said “must have been a flamand” 💅🇧🇪 youtube.com/shorts/f_dRJ...

Heroic measures for covid, heroic measures for dementia. We pay for this cunt’s healthcare. Pull the plug, darling.

I’m with Alex. Mostly I try to not form strong opinions but this discourse is trying me bc a dynamic that has been heretofore unspeakable is now being screamed from the rooftops.

gay sex is such a fun way to go to hell

I’m using some dehydrated mushrooms to cook with and the smell is putting me off my tea

The good news is Jake Paul’s looks remain unaffected by his facial deformity

As far as partisanship goes, neither one was prepared to confront homophobia then. Neither one. Both parties were prepared to throw us under the bus. See also: Obama in re gay marriage. But things change. Let them.

My TV has been begging me to watch Frasier forever and I finally fell asleep and it had its way with me. It’s the first time since I’ve lived in Seattle (iow since Jesus was a child)

Watching Pluribus with my child. The Mauritanian is perfect 💯

Of all the guests on Newsnight I think Tezlyn Figaro does the best job of neutralizing bastard Scott Jennings.

If a comedian runs for president I’ll vote for them. It’s called wit for a reason.

Oh god Kkkaroline is spawning again. I would think it’s Trump’s but…

Our country condoned torture. We are a danger and no longer have support from the rest of the civilized world.

I made so much food this afternoon. So many leftovers. But good ones.

Joe Biden had one job

Trump is having a dissociative fugue

Gabor Mate is a quack

She is all up and through

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It’s nice having littles for Christmas again 🥰 (spot Gofrette in the middle of things)

Daughter cracked the code 😩

I had the mental health and time to put up the lights on my family’s house (this is down the driveway from my yurt.) I finally drove in from the other direction and I was like, girl, those look good.

I wonder if Santa will come up my chimney tonight

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, And 1 million Epstein files appeared from thin air

I’m at the candlelight lessons and carols. Wish me luck last time I set my hair on fire.

Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Caller: I am eight

It’s absolutely wild seeing Jewish and South Asian Republicans figuring out in anno domini 2025 that white nationalism doesn’t actually include them.

All these c*nts on the right saying we can’t say “Merry Christmas,” is a re-write of history. Forever, we’ve said “Merry Christmas,” and it is polite and appropriate IF you say it near Christmas. It’s that way because it would be disrespectful to overuse the name of Christ. Happy Holidays isn’t new.

Joyeux Noël

I’ve posted this before but I fell in love with this Christmas song this year. It’s a 16th century Noël with a modern setting from Claire Pelletier, a Québécoise. youtu.be/FS02Y6Bw0oA?...

Christmas can be hard some years. Let’s look after each other. 🎄

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What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.

Stg imma lose my shit if someone tells me again that Trump’s rally and sanctioned coup attempt on live TV Jan 6, 2021 weren’t an obvious arrestable criminal offense….

“Stupid Hoe” was projection

I am having a bit of fun peeping at Twitter. It tickles me how many people are calling Melania a whore. And it’s actually true.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

I went to look at the other side. The ratios are glorious.

They think they can lie their way through this. Possible but seems unlikely.

I’m beginning to think they were actually harvesting adrenochrome

Bitch please. Pravda says what?

In my lifetime, it is not clear that anyone has failed harder or to greater consequence than Joe Biden.

Matt’s kids found a box with some, uh, chains in it 😱

It’s funny that the only way they obey the law is by accident

OH MY GOD THEY DID

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I have to get one more word in about George Conway. If you care about change, you let people change. You cannot advocate for change and not allow people space to change. It is uncharitable and dumb. And also, you show yourselves to be just as religious as any MAGA.

Whiskey market do not be suffering in my house, I'll tell u that for nothin

I can still speak in French to Matt w/o Matt's kids understanding because they have no clue about my outlandish accent. I'll use it while it works.

Hans Christian Andersen (kind of a dark mf) went to all that trouble to write a fable warning against the Emporer with new close and lordy, people thought it was an instruction manual.