Sometimes (most times) people ask my what’s up with my cat’s name (Gofrette). It’s from a Canadian cartoon about a cat. My kids grew up with it. A) She looks identical B) Her personality C) It means “little waffle” and that is one of her nicknames along with “Gofretti Spaghetti”

Gofrette could do this

This airbnb is very cute and well appointed but navigating a cast iron spiral staircase with my balance issues is kind of like 😱🤕🩼

Literally have no idea what I’m doing in Italy rn. My daughter is running the show. However, she has food aversions and I have to keep her fed, which means poring over Italian labels at the grocery store and ultimately buying pasta and butter.

Sometimes I come across a text in early Middle English and while the text is perfectly worthwhile, and tho I’m perfectly capable of the reading comprehension, my lazy ass is like, “I’m really happy for u tho, or sorry that happened, I ain’t gonna read all that.” Same thing for Middle French.

View from the Airbnb kitchen

A) It literally was his own people. B) What a goddamn titty baby! Absolutely insane that this smooth brain is president. How humiliating. www.the-sun.com/news/1524521...

BREAKING: New study shows the Epstein Files cause autism.

Sunrise over the Atlantic, just off the coast of Ireland

Next stop: Milan!

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN

Crossed the continent now gonna cross the ocean.

If the ICE shootings were committed by our side, the ammo would have looked like this..

RFK Jr is all up and through the Epstein files

It sucks the way the humanities are being eroded & labeled unimportant. For every rant against a “new identity,” there is an ancient poem or painting or song or or or that tells us there is nothing new under the sun

My daughter and I are flying to Milan so she can meet a friend. It happens to be my birthday, and honestly I thought this was super cute when I fired up the wifi on board.

Gofrette had an outing today. She is a very special cat.

English has lovely reflexive verbs, we should use them more

Missing my kitten 😭

Late Cold War kid here. I’m just so sick of Russia fucking up the world

Tfw your children are more organized than you are 😭

The guy who wrote “Jesus Take the Wheel” died in a plane crash and that is unfortunate. But here is the gay group chat.

I think I have a new spot of arthritis 😭

I can’t even when therapists are not self-aware. It’s very disappointing.

I have trust issues after the Mayan calendar. And those weird Raëlians I met in Montreal.

Worst. Rapture. Ever.

The flies this time of year. I can’t even

BTW the rapture doesn’t exist in the Bible it was made up by the evos

These c**ts think the rapture is gonna happen 🤣🤣🤣

I just said that last thing about Tylenol being better than nothing and for pain relief, for me that’s true. But it’s also a gold standard antipyretic and has likely helped millions from suffering brain damage from fevers.

I decided to engage with “Encanto” (It was bought already so don’t worry about that). But anyway it’s a good think I don’t wear mascara because that shit is generational trauma in an IV drip.

They want us to tough it out and not take Tylenol lol. Like, bitch it’s better than nothing but only just barely

Orientalism, Amish edition

I think I’m 3, possibly a weak 5.

You guys I might be a wordcel. Except for the cel part.

I went to France and they said you live here.

The Nazi is talking sense. wtf

Just submitted a conference proposal

Much as Charlie Kirk didn’t deserve to be shot in the neck, his widow Erika doesn’t deserve to be nakedly manipulated when she’s emotionally compromised. It’s so incredibly ugly.

This is so classless and even blasphemous

Seriously don’t go see this movie whatever its merits are.

He’s so mentally unwell and he’s teaching it to others

Except, apparently these are the people who determine what qualifies as “Christian” now. So there’s that.

Good sabbath. Fuck blasphemous GOP cosplay.

Is there a Nazi rally? They paid people to go because they say they pay us to go to Kamala rallies.

I think they’ll fail because they are such idiots and because they’re so hateful they have a circular firing squads. That doesn’t mean that during the failing process things won’t get ugly and dangerous, or that we’ll be able to pull the left’s (generally speaking) head out of its ass to rebuild.

I’ve always liked these ladies but they are giving a masterclass here on alt-right subcultures. I haven’t seen a more coherent explanation. This is good work. youtu.be/hb5mQofV_ss?...

I don’t know why the republicans are so offended by being called fascists when they work so hard to be fascists!

We have a wee thunderstorm