It's going to start trickling down any minute now.

Chamblee is the most annoying golf analyst since Johnny Miller. www.essentiallysports.com/golf-news-he...

Collins: “Do you think that there should be height and weight restrictions on which members of the military can come?” Jennings: “I asked the white house is this true? And I was told: fake news.” Collins: “There is literally a memo.” Courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

You can’t trick Marilyn. 🙄

No prison/jail should be privately owned when the government puts you there. Some people have been held for years after their release date because they lose money if they turn you loose. This extended time is linked to financial incentives for private prison operators. 😡 time.com/3928184/priv...

Police chief said the cop was following his training blah blah blah and did the right thing blah blah blah. That's the thing about authoritarians they can never admit when they are wrong. It's why so many innocent people are sitting in prisons... 🙄

The number of people who simply cannot admit and laugh off a mistake is stunning. Funnily enough, the larger percentage of them tend to be of one very particular political (read: conservative) bent. They’ll double down every time. There’s a specific psychology behind that, and it’s pretty damn sad.

@gjrboston.bsky.social #HappyCaturday, G! 😺 Clearly, Google has never "owned" a cat:

Of course it’s disappointing but what an awesome season …🔵⚪️🔴this young team is going to be amazing and is already very entertaining. I truly enjoyed watching this young team growing. It’s only the beginning. Enjoy the summer gang. I’ve got an appointment for a haircut and shave on Wednesday. 🤟😎👍

Today In 1974: Texas #Rangers batter Lenny Randle lays down a perfect bunt so he can hammer Cleveland pitcher Milt Wilcox, who threw behind him in his previous at-bat! #OldSchool #MLB #Baseball #History

Is it too late to move England’s matches to Canada?

A woman gets on a bus. The bus driver says “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the back and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”

Do you know why Oedipus never swears??? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth!

I played a blank CD at full blast last night. The mime next door was pissed!

Why did the chicken wear their underwear on his head??? Because his pecker was on his face!

Hear hear! “Our diversity hasn’t diluted us. It’s defined us,” Augruso said at the recent FIFA Congress in Vancouver. “In a world that can feel divided. Canada stands proof that diversity isn’t a challenge to overcome, but a strength to celebrate." 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 apnews.com/article/worl...

I asked my buddy how he liked living in North Korea and he replied: "I can't complain!"

They added a 3rd sail to their tall ship. They did it so they would get more miles per galleon.

I used to have a car with a wooden body, wooden seats, wooden tires and wooden lights but I got rid of it. Because it wooden start!

I bought a defective inflatable bed from Lincoln Park. In the end, it doesn't even mattress.

He made her raise her hand and swear she wasn’t using her phone. She raised her right arm and he made her switch and raise her left arm. What a fucking pathetic dick!

Deputy Yosvani Quesada of the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office (PBSO). Every ticket he has ever issued/case he's ever witnessed must be reviewed. He must be chastised and fired immediately. #YosvaniQuesada #DeputyYosvaniQuesada #PalmBeachCountySheriff’sOffice #PBSO Credit #AtlantaBlackStar

I hope she starts a civil suit for discrimination against the disabled. I was offended when he said "Hand to God" and her disabled arm wasn't good enough for him. What a POS.

Unless someone can name a law enforcement officer in the US who have arrested federal agents since January 2025, they all need to be prosecuted. If violating the oaths of office is not a red line, we no longer have a country. The first thing we should do, train our law enforcement.

You guys hear about the lady that was fined for driving with a phone in her right hand that didn't even have a right hand??? That cop should be fired. If not for being an asshole, then for being so stupid not to foresee the mockery this would become.

I miss my dog. She’s alive, it’s just I’m at work

If you see someone stealing food, no you fuckin didn't.

Happy Friday everybody!!! We made it. Not sure how! Supposed to be a nice weekend and this guy needs a break! My son is getting married next weekend! Here is Stella telling me to go back to bed. I wish! Cheerio! 💙

What did the hippie do when he saw a Spaceman??? He parked the car, man!

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road??? To break on through to the other side!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup??? Anybody can roast beef!

My Dr told me that I'm now at an age that I need a colonoscopy annually. I'm a bit worried because he's a Dr and he should know that it's pronounced "anally."

My wife told me that finding a grey pubic hair wasn't the end of the world. Maybe I told her. But this one was on my Big Mac! 🤢🤢🤢

I'm on a health kick today!!! Instead of the drive thru at Burger King for lunch, I'm parking the car and walking in!

I’ll throw all my support into the White Trash UFC Bash if Stephen Miller agrees to a cage match with me.

Trump told West Point’s graduating class that no one wanted to join the military under Biden. The class joined under Biden.

Our Jack Russell Terrier fell in our pool today and sunk to the bottom. My wife, who was in her PJ's, dove into 45 degree water and saved her life! It might sound dumb to some people, but today, my wife is my hero! Original post

I agree, I had completely forgotten how toxic it is on Twitter after being here 1.5 years. I think a peek and it's ugly. I don't argue with ANYONE here.

Do you know what a monkey's doorbell sounds like??? KING...KONG!

Do you know why the clock got kicked out of the library??? For tocking too much!

Do you know what happened to the dog that swallowed the Firefly? He barked with delight!

Do you know how turtles communicate??? With shell phones!