Yikes, I really hope somebody's working on this. This is apparently a photo of our North, burning.

Watching these men destroy America & then say we need more testosterone is like the Titanic saying we need more iceberg’s. The idiocy of this regime is only surpassed by the douchebrained sheepfuckles voting for it.

Stay safe out there people. It's miserable if you're still in the smoke and it's expected to worsen here throughout the day. Don't leave your kids or pets out there to play, please.

The survivors need to get away from the democrats, lawyer up, name their names and sue the shit out of the US gov for allowing blanche who is named in the Epstein Files handle the Epstein Files

Mike Dubke stretching the limits of incredulous logic daily on #CNN, #AudieCornish. No, questions about Trump's legitimacy from 2016 election is light years from the continuing nonsense assault on the legitimacy of 2020.

I accidentally poured my root beer into a square glass and turned it into beer!

There's a gang going through our town systematically shoplifting clothes in order of their size. Police say they are still at large!

After my neighbor spied on us for months with his telescope, I went to his house and stole his tripod! I felt it was time to take a stand!

My garden gnome was upset when he didn't win yard decoration of the year. Turns out, he wasn't even gnominated!

Iran has created their own version of Sesame Street. Everything is the same, including all the same characters except Count Von Count has been replaced by Ayatollah How Many!

Omg it's brutal outside with the heat, the humidity and the smoke. We're choking on it and it's not even as bad as it is going to be for the next 2 days. Stay inside if you can. Ugh!

This is why you're no longer working from home! Classic human nature to keep pulling rope until you hang yourself. www.facebook.com/share/r/1Gci...

Hey it's only going to be 110⁰ with the worst air quality in the WORLD today and tomorrow from Northern wildfires. It will be thick enough to block out the sun and it's going to be miserable. Ugh!

I didn't watch much of the All-Star game but having Smoltz talking to Dylan Cease WHILE he was on the mound pitching was really really cool. I love how the other announcer said to Cease on the mound: "Don't listen to him (Smoltz), he doesn't know what he's talking about!" That got a LOL.

He said don’t worry I won’t sleep in your bed. I’ll sleep in mine. 👍 IG: doggvids

Coffee tastes better when you have absolutely nowhere to be for the next few hours.

For Trump's prime time word diarrhea tomorrow.

My client's dog was apprehended when it attacked a little girl after breaking leash. I had to pick up his ashes yesterday for her. Nobody wins here, especially the little girl, who's ok physically. And the dog, owners protector, only doing what he thought was his job. And her, she's broken. 💔

Who's watching??? Not this guy. I can't take the same sneering, hateful and verifiable bullshit. Trump teases announcement on elections in primetime address. apnews.com/article/trum...

Do you know why the archeologist was so depressed??? His career was in ruins!

Do you know how young birds start to fly??? They just wing it!

My aunt bought a shawl for only 5 dollars. That's a steal my mom said. I replied, no mom, that's a stole!

I tried to tell the cashier a joke but it didn't seem to register!

What do you call a little boy who is half French and half Scottish??? A Oui Lad!

What is a World Cup player's least favorite sweater??? The Red cardigan!

What did they call a teenage executioner from the French Revolution? A guillotine!

During the French Revolution, thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine including King Louis XVI. I guess he should've quit while he was ahead.

The pool guy letter says the president's motorcade destroyed the liner. Peak magat move. www.tampabay.com/viewpoints/l...

Morning Puppies

This was his time to churn. I mean shine.

The two ICE agents who murdered a civilian in Biddeford, Maine today. Let's make them famous.

Ok, who did this?!

Permasmile Stella says stay cool, Cats!!! Humidex will be 115⁰ F this afternoon. Don't ever believe that 🇨🇦 doesn't get hot! Happy Tuesday, one better than a Monday, as I like to say. Cheerio!

She might've only been a whiskey maker, but he loved her still!

I'm thinking that my cremation is going to go very smoothly. Because I'm already burned out!

Do you know what kind of music a fake Irish singer sings??? Sham Rock!

My wife said that I'm getting old because all I listen to is Dad Rock. Could be worse, I said to her. At least it's not Kid Rock!

We're going to start a business similiar to an ice cream truck but we will sell baked goods and play 70's rock and roll. We're calling it the Rolling Scones!

Ok then, Captain Obvious. www.cnn.com/2026/07/13/p...

Did you know that Britain plans to cede the Rock of Gibraltar to the French? They're going to rename it "de Gaulle Stone".

My dog just sat bolt upright in the middle of the night at full attention. Someone in Kuala Lumpur must have unwrapped a slice of cheese.

“Did I say you could stop petting me?”

Epstein training videos??? "...training videos instructing them (over 1000 FBI agents) on how to find, log, and redact Trump’s name. Petition · Urge DOJ to release the Epstein training videos - United States · Change.org share.google/tlgtr0HSr7NZ...

Mitch! You're back!!!

Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.

Do you know why monsters NEVER eat ghosts??? Because they taste like sheet!

Do you know why Gibraltar was voted the best vacation destination? Because it rocks!!!