The orange, four-winged monarchs are very welcome. The deluded old orange would-be monarch needs to go - impeachment, convict, imprison.

Yes! 🦋

Don't ever forget, dogs work for the cops!!!

Linked in is for the dogs!

Stella agrees!

"Don’t get disengaged because you disagree with the administration on one topic." I agree. Engage more with the opposition when the current administration is bombing little girls. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/14/u...

Despite the malignant efforts to whitewash Jan 6 and erase history… some Democratic members of U.S. House have kept images of the Jan 6 plaque outside their offices This is at the office of Rep Doris Matsui (D-CA)

How bad do you make it for someone that ultimately decides lighting themselves on fire is a better option than dealing with you? Tony Gonzales is a monster and needs to be in a cage beside Swalwell. So reminds me of the woman I once helped that drank bleach rather than deal with husband's cruelty.

Happy hump day everybody! What a depressing time to be alive!!! :) In the immortal words of Rodney King.... "I just want to say, you know, can we, can we all get along? Can we, can we get along? Can we stop making it horrible for the older people and the kids?" Have a happy dog! 💙

JD Vance Advises Pope Leo to ‘Stick to Matters of Morality’ Like bombing (twice) the heads off 168 seven to twelve year old little girls? This couch fkng pos has some kind of nerve lecturing ANYONE on morality. share.google/cr66UdcgaXX4...

My job was to put new fabric on furniture but I got fired for drinking on the job. Now I'm a recovering upholsterer.

I've been training my dog to fetch tools from my workbench. He isn't perfect but he seems to know the drill!

What do you do if you come across an upside down female dolphin? Flip her!

I had a dream where I was planting myself in the garden. It felt SO real that I actually soiled myself!

My wife and I have been having this huge argument about appropriate things to wear while working in the garden but she just keeps digging in her heals.

I know a guy that only gardens with his eyes shut. The hedge trimming is impressive but the way he cuts grass is totally blind mowing!

I asked my son to pick me 6 asparagus tips from the back yard but he came back with 7. The extra one was just a spare I guess.

My neighbor put a "No Kings" sign in their butterfly garden. They are however, making an exception for the monarchs!

239 private jets left Augusta after The Masters. Mindboggling income disparity. torontosun.com/sports/golf/...

Willow is always cold so she was definitely basking in the 80⁰F day yesterday. And Stella, well, she's always happy! Still very soft from her recent bath! Willow slept on my head last night. Stella visited about 3am for a couple of reassuring night pets. I feel like I'm part dog.

When you defunded so many projects, you forget that you also defended them 💯💯💯💯💯🎯

Clearly a doctor, right? This image will appear in many future history books as obvious proof of his malignant narcissism. This is getting scary.

Grocery prices are insane but they're not making enough money, so they weigh their meat AFTER they package it so you can pay $25/pound for the steak AND the plastic. www.cbc.ca/news/investi...

If anyone has any tips on how to reverse plastic surgery, I'm all ears!

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet??? When a bullet kills someone, you know it's been fired!

I bought 2 bananas an apple and a pack of cigarettes. The cashier looked at me and said "you must be single, huh?" I'm like, you know this because of what I purchased??? No, she replied. Because you're ugly!

I have a big bunion. I've decided to call it Paul.

Laws have been loosened in Canada for Americans to claim Canadian citizenship. It seems if you can find a Canadian branch somewhere in your family tree, even long ago, you may qualify. C'mon up! 🇨🇦 www.cicnews.com/2026/04/seve...

Willow is enjoying the hot weather!

Trump on AI image of him as Jesus "I thought it was me as a doctor." Even the red hat rubes aren't dumb enough to fall for that one, Shitler. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Not a bad idea. At the very least, give the man child a final warning. www.foxnews.com/sports/espn-...

I have 2nd hand embarrassment for the U.S. This Iran thing will be near the top of the list of the stupidest things Trump has done. A political cartoon I saw showed the US playing Battleship and the Iranians playing chess. Trump is unhinged.

What animal has 2 feet but cannot walk??? A 24 inch snake!

My friend asked me if I had any Q-Tips. Sure, I told him. Draw the "O" first and THEN add the little line.

Look, I love Chinese food just as much as the next guy. But you're NEVER going to convince me that a chicken fried that rice!

Six was afraid of seven, because seven ate nine. Four saw the whole thing but he was two squared to say anything!

My boss is very skeptical of why I only seem to be sick on weekdays. I told him, it must be my weekend immune system!!!

My buddy got arrested for something he DIDN'T do. He didn't run fast enough! :)

I opened a children's Zoo but the city shut me down when 5 of them escaped!

Just before I entered rehab, I met Dwayne Johnson and gave his butt a smack. I had finally hit Rock bottom!

What do you call a wolf that has learned to meditate??? Aware wolf!

If a group of fish is called a school, what do you call a group of birds??? A high school!

I accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm at the hospital now, waiting to be seen.

What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator? An investigator!

I got my car towed today. There isn't anything wrong with it, it's just cheaper than putting gas in it!

I hired a translator while traveling in Scandinavia. That guy was so good that he could Finnish my sentences!