I’m still in favour of the BBC as a public broadcaster and the licence fee as a payment model. I think a majority feel the same. But the management has spent so long in the thrall/scared shitless of the political right that the news department is now somewhere between useless and actively dangerous.

Personally I think it’s great Charlie Kirk brought all these kids closer to Jesus. Apart from the gay ones, obviously. They need to be stoned to death. Never ceases to amaze me how these lunatics claim to believe in an all powerful god, but insist they retain the right to point out his mistakes.

I was another of the speakers who addressed the rally in Parliament Sq last week as a SEND parent. The patently unqualified Farage claiming there is ‘massive over-diagnosing’ of SEND is only slightly less ignorant than Tice’s claim SEND parents are ‘gaming the system’. You f**king try it, Dick. 😡

I was another of the speakers who addressed the rally in Parliament Sq last week as a SEND parent. The patently unqualified Farage claiming there is ‘massive over-diagnosing’ of SEND is only slightly less ignorant than Tice’s claim SEND parents are ‘gaming the system’. You f**king try it, Dick. 😡

Absolutely this. Donate occasionally to keep it that way.

Ok. But only if each Plaza has a site for public executions and the stoning of gay people a la Leviticus, right? It’s what he would have wanted. (Also an oyster bar next to a gallows for anyone who orders any.)

Yup. Managed it. Although probably won’t be asked back more for the “Herr Hitler accessorised his bespoke Hugo Boss uniform with a highly fetching red armband with black swastika motif.” Ah well. I had fun.

This guy is getting interesting. Although he is of course COMPLETELY WRONG about the economy not being like a household budget, as Margaret Thatcher conclusively proved by selling off all public utilities to the private sector for them to profiteer from EXACTLY like her dad did in his grocery shop.

I’ll be on Times Radio at 5:30 where I hope to get cancelled for pointing out that serving ‘watercress pannacotta, chicken ballotine and vanilla bombe to a visiting President is actually very clearly giving ‘jelly & ice cream and nuggets’ to a toddler.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Ok. So SOMEONE is still doing late night comedy. Very well indeed. 👏👏👏

Ok. So it turns out it should have been called ‘Start Making Hangovers’. 🥴

Read someone recently say it was an exercise in watching three men attempting to impress Tina Weymouth. Not wrong, but, if you've read his book, the fact she picked Chris Frantz is at best questionable. Lucky man.

OK. Had a couple of drinks. In a hotel. Not Sleepy. Time to watch Stop Making Sense again.

I love the States. I (briefly) went to High School in Pennsylvania. I was considering taking my family over for Christmas as I’d love my kids to meet their unofficial American grandparents. I can’t. Because we might not get in. Everything I love about America is everything Donald Trump isn’t.

You know you’ve been on the road too long when you notice the Holiday Inn you’ve returned to for the first time in years is now desperately trying to rebrand as boutique.

Nothing to see here. Only one of Britain’s oldest newspapers crowing about the forcible removal of a comedian from the airwaves for daring to make a joke about a President who started rambling about ballrooms when asked about his ‘friend’s’ tragic death. Pick a side people. Goebbels or gags.

The entire artistic workforce of Disney should walk. Now. Imagine how good their output will be run entirely by MAGA. Have they even SEEN ‘Good Morning Vietnam???’

Just been given a crash course in groyper/incel/gamer culture by someone far better informed than me and I’m appalled. It seems the ‘radical left’ hardly seem interested in the dictatorship of the proletariat seizing the means of production AT ALL any more. 🤨 (I blame the bourgeoisie. Again. ✊)

Anyone genuinely surprised that sex offender Trump now claims not to know paedophile chum (& former US ambassador) Peter Mandelson after his latest sacking for being pals with the same convicted sex offender paedophile whose birthday card Trump drew paedo-doodles in, has not been paying attention.

Donald Trump said the state visit was ‘one of the highest honours’ of his life. ‘You don’t appease a fascist c*nt by giving him what he f*cking wants’ - Churchill W.

Very. Well. Put.

Right, that’s it. I’m done.

Shame on Downing Street for going along with this. So much for being committed to a free press

So, the US have banned one of their most popular comedians from the screen for not toeing the MAGA line, but The Telegraph has decided to go full hallucination. Fuck this. Did we give Hitler a State Visit in the name of realpolitik? We’re at war. That cunt is going nowhere in ‘28. Pick a side.

Yup. It’s why libertarians don’t want any rules and can’t understand that in order for society to function in any meaningful sense, you do actually need some.

Very much reminded of the @originstorypodcast.bsky.social on Elon Musk and his ‘What would Orwell think?’ T-Shirt where (I seem to recall) @dorianlynskey.bsky.social (though it could have been @iandunt.bsky.social) splutters ‘Orwell would think he was a c*nt!’ Simple pleasures.

I love Dan Aykroyd because he made eating sliced white toast with no butter socially acceptable.

Quite something when the pensioner wearing the ostrich on his head looks the least ridiculous one. #threemenandalittletawdry

Pam Bondi deleted a government study showing that right-wingers commit more terrorism. The right cannot think coherently so instead of making their own studies, they censor legitimate ones. But don't worry Pam, I saved it for you web.archive.org/web/20250911...

Terrible night. Felt really unwell and couldn’t sleep. Then I remembered I was sharing a landmass with Donald Trump.

Well, 2025, I guess we’ve come full circle. We now have a black woman claiming some of her best friends are racists.

Yeah. But they missed a trick not using that little double window halfway up for a Hitler ‘tache. 🥸

Robert Redford on Donald Trump: “It is painfully clear we have a president who degrades everything he touches, a person who does not understand (or care?) that his duty is to defend our democracy.

Speaking of which, not wild about this remake of ‘How To Get Ahead In Advertising’ either…

Well, 2025, I guess we’ve come full circle. We now have a black woman claiming some of her best friends are racists.

I just think there are specific reasons why, however hard she tries, Kemi Badenoch is never going to get the votes of racists.

Not loving the new version of ‘Wichita Lineman’.

F*ck me. Imagine not having the spine to condemn someone who would have you deported from America preaching violence at a rally organised by someone who would have you deported from the UK, in an attempt to woo a few people who claim he’s just saying what everyone thinks? She’s toast.

i respect how every tribute to robert redford is at least a little bit horny

Are these left wing terror cells in the room with us now?

Looks like the BBC is really going in for the kill on Starmer….

Getting a distinct feeling *someone* needs to know the Bayeux Tapestry is in Bayeux for a reason. Can’t wait to see a shot of his Nazi mate with a swastika on his back and ‘Berlin 1945’ underneath it.

Ah. @janeygodley.bsky.social would be SO proud. 😍

'I'm not racist but Muslims breed like rabbits and I'd like to see mass deportations' is *quite* the flex.

Tell me what you told them in Casualty without telling me what you told them in Casualty.

Could I join the countless throng whom I'm sure have already welcomed Party McPartyface to the corridors of power?

Got to love corps *insisting* on messaging. Customer Care at 'Sparkle Alert' 🤮 (Soda Stream) is BEYOND appalling. Just managed to get back the second £40 they stole off me in two months. A bit cross. Poor girl obviously had to sign off with 'Have a SPARKLY day' but her heart clearly wasn't in it. 🤩

We’re in THAT phase. In the past three days the six year old has nicked one Cartier watch, one Ford car key, innumerable sweets and A LOT of cake. 🙄 Thinking of sending him over to Russia where this sort of thing is rewarded and he could make us some proper money. 💰🥷🇷🇺