You know who remembers

It really is amazing that the president has a noticeable an unexplained physical ailment that is disfiguring his right hand and there's no reporting about it. The White House's line is that it's from Trump shaking too many hands! Something is clearly being covered up.

This came to me in a dream

Hegseth: Actually, I said "Kill them all? No, survivors!"

Me: Dems should run on anti-corruption! Jeffries: Thank you for pardoning our corrupt friend, Mr. Trump

Broke: "I want justice." Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge." Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."

So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this. And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either. We're all agree on that, right?

To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit. All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.

Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics

8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.

Democratic messaging to our military about killing civilians extrajudicially is too polite. Soliders, sailors and Marines need fair warning that at a future point, a restored military judicial process will review these slayings, and those executing an unlawful order will be subject to that process.

Make the son of a bitch deny it.

Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that man

The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.

It's crazy how much the vice president of the united states loves nazis. Nazi chatbots, nazi group texts, nazi twitter accounts. He can't get enough! But it's simply not newsworthy, because making it a story would be biased

I hope if nothing else it opens people's eyes to what's going on. I used to consistently hear "the media just wants clicks/ratings." If they wanted that they would be doggedly pursuing the Epstein story. But what they actually want is to help Trump rule us and ultimately enslave us

Me: mess, mess, mess The group chats: Mess! Mess! MESS!! The Commentariat: MESS!! MESS!! *MESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!*

Oh, so he totally stole the money

No notes….nailed it 🎯

The thing about Kim Davis is this: When you choose to serve the public as a functionary clerk, you do not GET to impose your religious beliefs on the citizenry. If you do not wish to do things which might infringe on your religious beliefs, don't take a government position. It's pretty simple.

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

I think Schumer was wrong to think a government shutdown would be beneficial to Trump, but it's a defensible argument. What isn't defensible is to unilaterally decide to work with Republicans to pass the CR after the rest of the party planned for, publicly defended, and voted for a shutdown.

Took a little longer this time, but they did in fact do it again.

if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader

The Democrats had Republicans over a barrel. They were winning on both merits and perception. The GOP was in the midst of arguing to the courts that they *could* pay SNAP benefits, they just didn’t want to! And the Dems gave them a mulligan.

Bingo.

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It doesn't actually matter if Chuck Schumer votes for this or not. If he can't keep his caucus unified to protect healthcare for over 10 million Americans, he should resign as leader.

If ten Democratic Senators actually negotiated behind Chuck Schumer's back, he should be resigning in disgrace. That version of events is *worse* for him.

Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.

He’s right.

Thank God they're fucking stupid or we'd be done for

Schumer needs to go, now! This is a complete cave to Republicans *after* the election just showed that refusing to compromise is a winning strategy. How do you surrender after you've already won?

SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown: Clean CR Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills 1-year ACA funding extension Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care "This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."

The Hague. All of them.

Sometimes it's not clear, so I'll clarify it: Even if these are drug boats, simply blowing them up is illegal. And if they aren't drug boats, holy shit it's illegal.

Pelosi is the worst thing to ever happen to the Democratic party. For all her so-called talents, what do we have to show for it? The ACA in 2010 and…? The Dems have plenty of losses under her watch, but almost nothing was gained.

Pelosi might be the most progressive house leader in history, but a big part of that is because she made sure no one more progressive than her could hold any power in the Democratic party. Pelosi was in charge for over a decade after the ACA passed and under her leadership the Dem party atrophied.

It's crazy that the party gave up on it right away. They just decided they didn't need to recruit any new blood to the party and Pelosi and her buddies could run the party forever. It's 20 years later that's still the plan for some reason. Pelosi smothered an entire generation of new Democrats.

Pelosi is by far the most overrated politician. She got the ACA passed and… that's it. She's just been skating on that one achievement for almost 2 decades.

So long, Pelosi.

The president sucks and we hate him.

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