Wait Ben you're supposed to drink it out of the *top* of Kool-aid Man

OK USA

One thing I don't think people realize—and this is on right and left—is that there are no "new" ideas. It's all been done before in some form/fashion

In jeans and cowboy boots

Since losing their American colonies, the United Kingdom has failed to win a single Southeastern Conference championship. 250 years of the program in shambles

One ping, only, Vasily

Ain't just journalists

Time to show the 18YO another classic

Because I'm both an American and a Southeast Louisianan (both distinctions are important) I'm making roast beef po-bpys

Brother, not only do you need to touch grass, but you need to put your phone down and crack a book

Imagine explaining offsides and why that goal didn't count to Coach O

Since it's Bret "The Hitman" Hart's birthday, it's a good time to remember there are only 2 kinds of people in this world: those that call it The Sharpshooter and those that call it The Scorpion Deathlock

Been almost 11 years to the day since I went through this. Now the whole office

My brother played Pop Warner ball against Ryan Perriloux, although I don't remember any particular plays he had

I feel the need to point out that Hester is trucking Major Wright in this gif. He of the attempted murder of that Oklahoma receiver the following season

If we beat Belgium...

More like Mi-loss-ovic

STTD BIH

Goalie out here mossing fools

Freedom deposit.

Soccer really should have goons

Look we've bombed Bosnia for less than this

Can we teach Charles Oakley soccer?

Just make it through the next few minutes

I am so confused

Pausa de hydracion

I bet Ed Reed would've been an amazing soccer player

Idk I'll talk about what I'm watching the way I feel

Aye let's have a donnybrook eh boys

We've all wondered

There is absolutely no way in hell this team goes 8-7 QB Cam Newton RB Chris Rodriguez Jr. WR Corey Harris WR Jared Abbrederis FLEX Rueben Mayes DEF Eric Berry Coach Matt Campbell Can you go 15-0 and win it all? ncaaf-perfect-team.com

I felt like I played in the game when this was done

Correction @stevengodfrey.bsky.social: the Patrick Willis hit was the 05 Katrina season (I was also there). It was also a 4th and 1 that the back picked up. Admittedly with significant pain

Entirely too much of my Facebook feed is Tony Spell-related

Annual Programming Note: TCM's traditional July 4th airing of 1776 will be a bit early this year. 10:45 AM CT

Jared Keso's birthday being Canada Day seems suspiciously on the nose

Now that's how you name a goddamn fullback

The vibes are rancid today let's remember some fullbacks

18YO: there was some tea spilled at group therapy tonight. Me: that's basically what's supposed to happen at therapy

Rest easy, coach. Great pillar of the Baton Rouge Community

Cajun chicken & penne w. cream

504 Boyz "I Can Tell"

That's easy whichever gives him the easiest path to a title

"Dad, there are ants in my room" Have you had any food or drink in there? "No." Brothers and sisters would you like to know how many food/drink items i found without even having to move anything?

Taught my 18YO an incredibly important piece of Millennial history yesterday: the Wrestlemania X-7 Rock/Austin "My Way" hype video.

I went to Catholic school and we still got this

It still can't understand Beaker

Northwestern State can barely afford to exist much less *open a law school*

LeBron to the Lakers was always the Pumpkin Spice Latte of NBA moves.

Are we suggesting 6-6 is not a normal Maryland season now?