/phew

Actually we all hated our beloved coach. C'mon. I don't doubt Lane *is in fact a pest of some kind*, but I'll openly cast shade on enablers suddenly becoming brave about the story.

Ole Miss is gonna have a full year of tweeting through it huh

I mean...not *every* thing...

LSU Football

That jacket really brings out the gray in Lane's hair. Ages him.

At least Lane is good at the football part...

I will say, if you want to know why coaches have buyouts, see Michigan State pulling the ripcord on Jonathan Smith in two years

I do think it needs to be said: for all the "but he can accomplish everything he wants at Ole Miss" talk. C'mon y'all we're all adults. No reason to tell lies.

Pete Golding *looks* like an Ole Miss head coach admit it

My best guess is Keith Carter thought using the "we can talk about the playoffs" bit with Kiffin was more a desperate attempt to string the process along and convince him to stay.

I'm having a fun time imagining what it would be like to explain Lane Kiffin's marital situation to my very Catholic maternal grandmother

I'm not going to defend how Lane has handled any of this. However, Ole Miss should've known from jump that him coaching the playoffs was a non-starter, and spent their energy on how to negotiate the exit contractually with CAA

Clay Travis did this 15 years ago

Santalligator isn't real. Santalligator can't hurt you. Santalligator:

Someone buy Marty Smith a beer please

Its the most obvious thing! You can decide at any time to stay at Ole Miss! You also could've done all of this way less messy!

He doesn't believe in Big Blue!

Not gonna lie my only real reaction to Lane choosing Ole Miss would be to laugh

I feel like i remember a lack of running the ball getting Sark in trouble at USC

That looks bad

Refs y'all gotta blow the whistle if you don't want that man tackled

If you don't want your job transition to be messy maybe don't be messy?

Like he'd even be mad about it

You shouldn't call people hoes, and should expect them to have some form of reaction. Also, you shouldn't act like a hoe. Both of these things are true.

What's delightful is...I mean you called him a hoe... And also...accurate!

Why is something going on

Ja'marr Chase: ball knower

Found out my nephew is working in some kind of particle beam lab in which he helps maintain electronics cooled with liquid nitrogen. Becoming a super villain should really help pull him out of his shell

Homemade apple & sweet potato pie plus a pear/cranberry galette

Gavin Degraw can't even pretend to put the mic near his lips

I would watch a television show about The Pasta Knight

This Mister Fantasy person stole Jewel's teeth?

Busta Rhymes? We really let Millennials line this sucker up. But no nu metal or ska?

There's someone named Conan Gray on and I have to say he does not look like a Conan

Shaggy is in the Macy's parade? I hope he sings "Bombastic"

Reminder: a dressing cheat code is to brown the crap out your onions. Like almost burnt

That cranky defensive coordinator that's seen it all and knows if you just STAY DISSPLINED none of that fancy offensive shit is necessary

Wide receiver. Gives that quarterback some extra help, occasionally has diva tendencies

Turkey is your quarterback tomorrow. Spatching it gives you some dual-threat capabilities

The classic Stanford tackle-over unbalanced line

The offensive line. They're not taking the lead but good luck making the game happen without them

An elite pass-rushing EDGE. Real game-changer. This also applies to oyster dressing

Sweet potatoes in general are your tight ends. In pie form they become a receiving threat

Strongside 4i-type defensive end. You can do better but this can help set the table for the other playmakers

A 220-lb workhorse running back. Not flashy, but when you have someone that can eat 20-25 touches and give you 4-5 yards a pop, there's an incredible sense of comfort