if there is a god, i do not ask for much,

you gave up 4 runs in 4 innings to take the loss, maybe you should be less focused on quoting Genesis and more focused on Job and Numbers

Guy at the pyramids called after me “sir!” No response “maam!” No response, after a few seconds he tries again “cousin!” I think we’ve cracked it. There is a gender neutral honorific.

Me: What time are the World Cup matches today? Lil Jon:

sometimes the blast from your past is a Pat Benatar song that you first heard set to a Gundam Wing fanvid playing in the sandwich shop

[P] Release the P tape

Live view from Kennedy Center

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this tarp

HE HAD IT COMING HE HAD IT COMING HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME

Is this a good time to mention that every time I see "USMNT" I think of "U.S. Mutant Ninja Turtles"

They tried to hide but I got em anyway

we’re so desperate for good news we've accepted the scaffolding as our wire mother

My Center’s JFK My month is gay Hope’s still alive Knicks in five

John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For the Performing Tarps

guy who's really into scaffolding logging on to bluesky for the first time tonight: holy shit

Just in case Dems wonder if they should include tearing down the ballroom and the arch

I’m at the bread and circuses. I’m at the damnatio memoriae. I’m at the combination bread and circuses damnatio memoriae

rolling up to the hottest Friday night party in Washington lol

Legitimately the funniest skeet so far RE: Kennedy Center

hey guys! time for me to soapbox for a minute: I'm asking you as your buddy and as the daughter of a man buried at Arlington for you to please participate in the public comment period on the "Triumphal Arch" project. /1

Holy cow! This may be the weather photo of the year. Double rainbow, orange sky over Nationals Park Friday evening. Absolutely amazing capture by Alex Warofka.

now that I’m a trillionaire should I improve virtually any part of society and become beloved or post nonstop about white babies

[P] can't talk now, watching my stories

dr. mack knows what's up sunshine is really an underrated gem, and it's even better if you headcanon that Chris Evans and Cillian Murphy's characters had a really messy breakup right before the space mission started

like to charge, resekeet to cast

figured out how to share screenshots; look at this dapper little man! look at my big gay hat!! i am going to collect ALL the gay furniture!!!

I know I have some pigeon and bag enjoyers on here

kids from a rival school did this on our football field before graduation, but they just drew a big dick

inside you are two wolves. one says "you don't need to spend more money now." the other says "that ring would make you look like an evil sorceress."

Remember: Ms Maus is a Unitarian Universalist. And she did not use the encyclical as support for her case. A deeply held conviction is available to everyone, INCLUDING NON-THEISTS. Look at her reasoning, it’s universally applicable.

beautiful women named thunderstorm warning are ghosting me

who could have predicted a summertime event in washington dc would be extremely hot and humid. it's almost as hard to imagine as Iran deciding to close the Strait of Hormuz in response to military action

Doing my Hello Kitty Island errands and Tuxedo Sam stopped to tell me about the papercrafts festival that's all about rainbows and self expression and love. I see you, Tuxedo Sam. 🏳️‍🌈

HI MA'AM once upon a time we made duck faces together at DragonCon where I was one of several Captains Marvel and it was the best day ever. Hope you're having a great one! 💞✨💞✨

They should invent a paycheck that is enough money.

Bringing it back to Pride ‘93! 🌈 For decades, Metro has moved thousands to Pride events, and Capital Pride weekend is only one week away! We look forward to seeing you at the parade. Here’s our guide for all things Metro 🤝 Pride: www.wmata.com/news/metro-a...

happy pride

Today in "America's Rich Tapestry": this girl is a weeb who wanted to go to Japan and study animation but then COVID happened so she became a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader instead and now she's doing FIFA promos b/c the Japanese team is playing at Cowboys Stadium. I love her. youtu.be/YKua4Y1U6lQ?...

"the national park service, which appears to be taking its instruction from ufc," we gotta put so many people in jail

I can’t believe that a basketball team filled the same arena that sold out a Dungeons & Dragons game, what a world we live in

i have less than no dog in this basketball fight, but i've been watching the score and THAT is one for the history books

Fukuyama: We have reached the end of history. History: It's 2026, and an official branch of the Ukrainian armed forces is tweeting about how drone striking Andrew Tate while he's clout farming with the Russian military would be fun, but is sadly a war crime. Get bent old man.

I unironically love this for him. There is so little we can be proud of sharing with the world right now, but at least we can show them Buc-ee's 🎶FRESH brisket on the BOARD🎶

ngl this is one of my favorite cards because the art is so "oof owie period cramps"

It should be clear to everyone what this traffic circle really needs: a Wendy’s

And Facebook does NOT count as “a website.”