Me to the Bsky mods:

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

This GOP move does several things: + No votes in the House until at least October 14 + No swearing-in for Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva D-AZ + No 218th signature from Grijalva on the Epstein Files discharge petition + Continues the House 'jam' of the Senate on the CR

all the mod/leadership shenanigans around here are giving me war flashbacks and poster's madness

Think harder

existential crisis at the drive-thru

she's busy ✨

Imagine being the CEO of a company that solely exists, & attracts investment, because a critical mass of people abandoned your competitor over bigotry. Now imagine crashing out publicly & asserting your userbase has no value to you because you don't want to eject a specific & named bigot.

Is Palpatine slaughtering the younglings in a smart way?

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

face down ass up that's the way I like to— field

Me, whenever Jay skeets, nowadays:

Here’s a thing I’ll add, as someone who’s been there: if you’re the CEO of a platform with millions of users, you don’t get to have as much fun on that platform, period. And your job is to eat shit every time a legitimate critique of policy comes up. That’s the gig. Don’t sign up if you aren’t game.

I have so many follow-up questions 👀 (from www.vulture.com/article/alex...)

oh my sweet jesus christ, they're gonna fuck the commissaries

"Hey what was that big flash of light in the Pacific?" "The USS Carl Vinson. We drummed out all the women and weaklings who ran the nuclear reactor, and a team of tier 1 operators tried to put out a fire with a creatine. Anyway the reactor was woke and it's gone now."

it's October 1 and you know what that means! #HalloweenHorrorthon is back for 2025 and we're kicking it off with HAPPY DEATH DAY! Birthday girl Tree finds herself caught in a killer timeloop and has to solve her own murder before too many resurrections take her out.

twf you checked out six movies from the library and can't decide which one to kick off the Horrorthon with

there's something to be said for taking an hour out of your evening and shooting a bunch of arrows into glorified craft foam

why is it that the day my network connection is actually 100% fine is the day my executive function has clocked out early

I would like to request the the members of the National Guard still inexplicably deployed to DC kindly remember to walk to the left and stand to the right on the escalator

this takes me back. you never forget your first.

Lightning round of what’s closed and what’s open during this government shutdown. Got questions? Drop them in the replies and I’ll work to answer them through the day.

after 8 pm? government shutdown on the horizon? sounds like it's time for LATE NIGHT CHILI MAC www.saltandlavender.com/chili-mac/

well I did take a nap, my bad

oh my god they're gonna Joanne's EA

like I am resenting having to spend my morning listening to this and I am doing it remotely and it’s literally my job so I can’t imagine how I would feel if I’d had to fly around the world and it wasn’t my job

imho we are past the "we need to call fascism by name" stage. i personally like to think we are in the "high-ranking elected governmental officials use the power of their offices to forcefully reverse it" phase but i see this is an unpopular opinion among many said officials

I fully understand how difficult it is to remain focused on any one particular atrocity but this really ought to be a serious scandal and people need to pay heavy prices for this

I also miss getting a smiley face sticker

The bees have discovered Brutalism

SCG CON DC next year, and it's in June! Happy Pride to ME.

It’s both depressing and darkly hilarious how Lawfare posting has gone from “we got him on an Article 33, Clause 8, Subsection Alpha infraction, baby cannon time!” to *slams whisky bottle down* “the law is fake and I challenge John Roberts to a fistfight at the Walmart parking lot.”

I regret to inform everyone that this encapsulates my Monday

Seeing people worried that Saudis and the Kushners are involved and that it will MAGA the product and I don't think you'll need to worry about that because I think EA is gonna close within 5 years. This is an insane move.

every single goddamn person entering Quantico on Tuesday

The collection grows (starring @effinbirds.com with a guest appearance by Drunken Dragon Hotel

it physically pains me to root for Georgia but my blood feud with Bama is in its 15th year so we do what we must

The true crab rave.

tfw Local Radio Station is announcing the lineup for their big annual concert and after all the headliner artists, they say "and a special sing-along moment for K-Pop Demon Hunters!"

Zillow ys 100% a hobbit name. Zillow Brandybuck, daughtir of Eliora Took and Zederic Brandybuck. Knowne to go on adventures.

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

The truly perfect business model doesn’t exi-

Wonder who made these kitten sized bites into the fake bagels I left on the counter

oh what in the HELL