don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

the Paralympics are under way so now is the time to tell y'all that I am very serious about my love for visually impacted biathlon and I *will* try and convince you of its greatness if left unattended

It do be like this sometimes

I feel like we’re really missing out by not finishing the ‘AI apocalypse but stupid’ and ‘every powerful person in the world was mates with this one paedophile’ quest lines and heading straight into the ‘let’s try and start World War 3’ one. There’s so many dangling plot threads. It’s unsatisfying.

Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, 📸 by Fumito Saeki @tshashin

Unfortunately...yes...

When men's workload is automated, it's genius; when women's workload is automated it's a character flaw and morally questionable.

this is tumblr-weapons-grade haterade 🫡

Spouse who is an immigration lawyer just got the world’s greatest USPS forever stamps for his mail

always great to watch some of the most talented creative people around be out here like pls let me know if there's any work I'll do whatever meanwhile some mediocre dipshit just got another 3 billion for his startup marketing piss in a jar as an energy drink

They should invent a way out that isn't through

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

These guys are banking an awful lot on the idea that their core constituencies will eat shit and love it indefinitely

If Dolly were to give a press conference and announce she has a surprise, and then tear off her human skin to reveal herself as Trogdora the Burninator, about half of Bluesky (Yr Hmbl Crrspd't included) would immediately swear fealty to her and join whatever crusade she was leading.

I TOO WOULD LIKE TO SHOUT THIS OUT.

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

boss the fascism

I was about to just fave this and move on but then I saw it was posted by the governor of Illinois???????

Whomp whomp

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

they were gonna send Kristi Noem to a nice farm upstate but they were worried about the safety of the dogs

If your staff doesn't pull you off the stage in this moment, it's probably because they hate you.

does this mean the Commandant gets to live in his house now

If you are in line to post a Kristi Noem getting fired joke - STAY IN LINE.

i have my morning bluesky friends, and my evening bluesky friends, and then the truly degenerate friends who are both

'those movies where people watch a video because it's supposed to make you die in a week are unrealistic' I say as I watch another person take a Chotiner phone call

it's Keep Your Cool Wednesday. It's where you keep your cool midweek instead of losing your fucking shit and crashing the fuck out.

Dear men: all my novels are tactical.

this skeet is dedicated to the Brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan

Weird how everybody was like "let's ask the AI bot which targets to bomb" but nobody was like "let's ask the AI bot if it identifies any major aerial vulnerabilities to US joint ops centers across the region that we could triage"

i think it would be cool if enya came out of her castle, recorded exactly one note-perfect 25 minute hardcore LP, and immediately secluded herself again

sometimes a coworker will drop offhand a piece of lore that feels like finding an audio log in a survival horror game

Blue Texas is back on the menu, boys!

hey. hey listen. it's raining and the cheetah cubs are in den #2 nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/chee...

don’t make me tap the “for thousands of years, antisemitism has functioned primarily by scapegoating: the king tells you he is only oppressing you because the Jews have forced his hand, so you kill the Jews rather than the king” sign

NEWS: Americans were told to evacuate the Middle East — but the State Dept is not helping them do it. We called the State hotline. First thing you hear is an automated message: "Do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation."

roses are red fascists up against the wall the Mountain Goats are playing Carnegie Hall www.instagram.com/p/DVbZv4Kjpx2/

a smart person would use the archive being down as a chance to work on her many wips, and god made me an idiot

They think that the FM 3-24 population-centric COIN of the GWOT-era was designed out of concern for the affected populations. Which is ironic because it was rooted in British and French imperial attempts to preserve their colonies and had nothing to do with concern for the people.

Don't forget to charge your Mountains tonight.

“The Hunt for Red October” premiered today in 1990.

This is evergreen. You absolute fuckwit.

This mural slaps. Literally turned around so I could get a picture.

wishing everyone who may have found me via the gift link list a very happy revenge worm blood moon

🧵 up and down

Not only is it a blood moon, it's a worm blood moon, so I'm out here lighting all my prayer candles to Peter Hale for resurrection, new beginnings, and revenge wapo.st/4u3iJgo

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

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