“Potential” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Find me one person willing to vote for him.

lol I thought my audio/video were out of sync during that Messi interview until I realized I was listening to a translator 🫠

David Schwimmer as Joe Namath being played by Mads Mikkelson

Withdrawals will show up to be relieved on Thursday I’m sad we’re hurtling toward final match Can’t we stay in the Cabo Verde timeline? 😭

wtf there are no games tomorrow? What are we supposed to do together, fam?

I’m feeling pretty neutral about this result.

Wait, they’re BOTH named Vargas?

What’s annoying about Switzerland is their flag is square. It’s asymmetrical with everyone else.

So I’ve already blocked the account, but this one legit made me lol at the username (as well as get pissed once again at the assholes trying to scam off a legitimate human tragedy)

I like the Danish announcer guy. He seems massive. I think we need a side by side with Haaland.

How are they going to do penalty kicks? These goals are clearly protected by a force field

Excellent point

Ik ben niet eens boos op de Rode Duivels voor dit. Uitstekend gedaan, hoor!

"Trump believes the country, and all its people, and all its money, and all its law enforcement, exist to make sure he wins all his online arguments and never has to say he’s sorry. We are living under the dictatorship of the absolutely smallest man alive. That makes all of us smaller as well."

Why then you are utterly sham’d, and he’s but a dead man.

I like the story behind it: Look closely at Colombia's typically vibrant yellow jersey and you'll notice a burst of butterfly patterns. That's an homage to the classic novel by the nation's Nobel Prize-winning author, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

" I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell"

Keep fighting. Please.

“I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell”

“I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell”

"I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell."

Am I rooting for Colombia because I like their kit? Maybe.

good luck not getting exposed for being a rapist, men

Interesting comment from CA5 Judge Jerry Smith about his views on en bancs, while dissenting from a grant of en banc (I thought I heard someone call this a disgrantal?) I should note that Judge Smith wrote the majority, so he is aggrieved by grant. www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pub...

“I spoke with my old friend Mitch McConnell”

In earnest, it’s true; I heard a senator speak it.

I hear The doom of Egypt.

Argentina has scored three goals in less time than it took to board my flight.

Right-wing pastor Brian Sauvé wrote a song about the dangers of young women getting an education, a job, and independence, proving that Christian nationalists can take just about any topic and turn it into terrible art.

Q: what do pirates say when they play soccer? A: VAR she blows! (Joke submitted by Ms Thompsons 2nd Grade Class, Philadelphia PA)

I think I’ve figured out that in games I don’t necessarily have a vested interest in, I’m going to naturally root for the underdog without even thinking about it.

Fuuuuuuuucccccck

New: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton appears to have used an address where he did not live while voting in six elections in the past two years — despite his warning voters that “it is illegal to misrepresent your residence on election records.”

Now go back 20 seconds and see if they fouled.

Ugh. Egypt still has this. It’s just one goal.

It's another absolute doozy of a #WorldCup game — this time, between #Argentina and #Egypt. Follow @surfsports.bsky.social's feed on @bsky.app here: bsky.app/profile/surf...

Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.

Wow! #Egypt

fear not! it was recorded! just go to www.youtube.com/live/U4zM7qk... and you can still check out me, @elienyc.bsky.social, @leahlitman.bsky.social , and @mikesacks.bsky.social talking about how much the Roberts Court sucks, AND how to take democracy back from our judicial overlords

I just realized that the Egyptian players weren’t all bent over from exhaustion at the end of the first half. They were praying/showing thanks.

I heard someone say Mitch McConnell has Rigor Tortoise and I can’t unhear that.

Maar, waarom?

Any apology or self-examination for backing such an obviously bad candidate?

I met a damp little man on the #4 tram!

I’m not sure what Türkiye’s alleged threats to Israel have to do with either country’s relationship to US. One is a NATO ally (albeit alarmingly authoritarian). The other is actively committing genocide.

Look, when I was in high school, my basketball camp had a whole clinic on how to take a charge in the most dramatic way imaginable (without hurting yourself). But these footballers are next level.

the football takes will continue till England win a world cup with a real goal

Fuck them vets I guess.