“Anyone want some super leafy Seattle Friday walkies?! ‘Cause we got ‘em let’s gooooo!” 🧵

Nazis invaded Poland?

My home town. Absolute kings

A group of otters is called: A. A bevy B. A romp C. Adorable D. All of the above

Supreme Court issues a stay, with three dissenting and Brett Kavanaugh concurring separate to note that hunger tends to be brief

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Judge McConnell puts his oral order in writing: a second TRO "requiring the full payment of SNAP benefits to be made immediately" storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

jury nullification in cases of prosecutorial abuse is also a thing juries are for

and again

Temu Curt Schilling!

Tucker Carlson’s friendly interview with white nationalist Nick Fuentes has led to a major reckoning in the Republican party. WIRED reporter @davidgilbert.bsky.social breaks it down. 👇 Read more here: wrd.cm/4nHcuKP

Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠 Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy. 📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S

the humble potato is there any thing it can not do

LISA McCLAIN: Voter turnout from Republicans was not high. But I think part of that reason is because Republicans for the most part are happy with what's happening TAPPER: Using that argument, your voters could be so happy that Democrats retake the House next year

He’s still seething over the apology the Braves forced him to make back in the 90’s for the racist & homophobic remarks he made about New Yorkers in that SI article lol

I wonder if they have someone specifically in mind for their Nobel Consolation Prize.

The most concerning part of this anecdote is the fact that a POTUS is learning about hostilities between India and Pakistan in the paper instead of in the PDB.

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."

The trains ran on time in Nazi Germany. I’d rather be a little late and not do the fascism.

Oh, he scared

THANK YOU CALIFORNIA!!! Sincerely, from a Texan! #Prop50

BREAKING: Death toll rises to 7 in Louisville, Kentucky UPS plane crash; new video shows the moment it crashed.

I'm closely monitoring this news out of Louisville today. My thoughts are with all those impacted by the tragic crash of a UPS plane near Muhammad Ali International Airport.

Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo

Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969

Republicans and their billionaire donors thought they could buy the Pennsylvania Supreme Court. Pennsylvanians made it clear: Their state is not for sale. Congratulations @retainwecht.bsky.social @@retaindonohue.bsky.socialand @r@retaindougherty.bsky.social

Dear Californians: PLEASE GO VOTE! As a Texan, it’s me specifically you’re fighting for! To those who have voted, THANK YOU! #Prop50

He hath borne himself beyond the promise of his age, doing, in the figure of a lamb, the feats of a lion. cc @shakespeare.lol

New York hot diggety dogs >>>

From this day forth, Dave Portnoy can never return to the five boroughs.

As someone who grew up in Staten Island, I endorse this post.

OMFG YOU DID IT NEW YORK!!! Congrats @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social!!!!

Check out election coverage streaming on NBC News tonight on all the platforms👇 @nbcnews.com, Peacock, and lots of other places

I guess Dick Cheney died. Condolences to his family. Congratulations to everyone else.

Don't miss all the joy in the I VOTED! feed! bsky.app/profile/did:...

WOW. A federal judge says he's going to issue a Temporary Restraining Order requiring ICE to make changes at the Broadview facility in Chicago, a facility that until January was only for stays under 12 hours "absent exceptional circumstances," but has become, in Judge Gettleman's words, "a prison."

Literally nobody doesn’t know why they’re getting an MRI. They even review the imaging with you!

Marjorie Taylor Greene on The View (!!!): "The worst thing that I just can't get over is we're not working right now. And I put that criticism directly on the Speaker of the House. We should be at work."

Marjorie Taylor Greene on the The View: "I hope that Mike Johnson is finally giving a single healthcare policy, because the country deserves it. And it shouldn't be a secret. I shouldn't have to go into a SCIF to find out Republican health insurance plan."

Fortunately federal judges love it when you say "shan't" so this should go fine

NOT THE ONIONS AND MUSTARD!

CNN Speaker Johnson I don’t know montage

Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender. Copy and quote-post with the name of the song. I choose: "Beverly Hills” by Weezer

In 24 hours, the voters of NYC could make it so that we never have to hear from Andrew Cuomo again. If not for yourself, do it for US! #VoteMamdani

This is gold

CNN put together a montage of Trump playing dumb about the pardon of the Binance founder twice in about a week

“It’s not a fair fight, sorry Helsinki, lol”