There’s a docuseries about bees on Disney+ and it’s my new favorite thing

This is fucking shakespearean level

BREAKING: Legal scholar and law professor @stevevladeck.bsky.social joins me for a deep dive on today’s oral arguments at SCOTUS on Trump’s Executive Order attempting to eliminate birthright citizenship. youtu.be/rdbqNyYbTbw?...

Space is the one place where men can’t just go outside if the line’s too long

Trump continues his dance of the seven veils. Fox says that Trump will announce a mission to retrieve Iran's enriched uranium. We've been discussing this all day, and you can look at my timeline for all sorts of information Here are a few references:

FALSE. Kell could never look silly!

“I know you’re very interested in the moon today but your pal Kell only gets sunny walkies. Maybe you’d like to see some?” 🧵

To be certain, any replacement for Bondi would be just as bad (if not worse). Their job performance metric is simply to be as insidious as possible while avoiding bad press for doing so.

Whoa, they can control the stormwater coming from the sky too! NE Ohio’s water management is really good at what they do!

Shoutout to my fellow Xennials who didn’t watch the launch today. And to my fellow Texans who won’t be tuned in for re-entry. We know too much about O-Rings & heat shield tiles and we learned it all against our will. #Challenger #Columbia #ArtemisII

Thinking of all my fellow Xennials who were scarred for life watching Challenger explode... I was on the edge of my seat the entire launch.

A small handful are raking in enormous paydays from insider information. Americans deserve answers.

This is Honey. She's a half-blind senior who survived a bear attack while protecting her family and farm. “She protected our chickens and our family," said her mom. "She’s our little savior." Honey has been treated for her injuries and is on the mend. We're awarding her our highest honor, a 15/10

Re-upping from 10 years ago: Mr. Trump, NATO is an alliance, not a protection racket wapo.st/4tonuQx

I believe the polite term is "ladies of the evening"

How now, how now, what say the citizens?

Alito: But what if

New introvert meme just dropped

If I owned a billboard...

I thought April Fools was dead forever but the @bsky.app team brought it back! Congrats, Jerry! Enjoy your day

Trump Hits "Really Staggering" All-Time Career Low of 31% Approval on the Economy: 'This is no April Fool's joke! This is a disaster!'

Citing 1st Amendment, federal judge issues a permanent injunction, blocking Trump’s executive order to end funding for NPR and PBS www.latimes.com/world-nation...

My new goal in life is to be invited to the next duckling huddle

April is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Find resources to aid in representing victims here: https://bit.ly/4sCPkYS

Daily Memo: Hospitalizations, Car Crashes, and Kavanaugh Stops Continue with ICE

Read this. This individual who has lived here over 30 years and has the IQ of a four and a half year old was kidnapped by ICE and deported “voluntarily.” So completely fucked up.

Trump Declares Primae Noctis For World Cup Cities bsky.app/profile/atru...

Seems like a really good way to lose one’s law license…

They want minorities limited to being janitors,maids and laborers.

But where’s the money?

Trump is mad online about the ballroom

“He is not, however, the owner!” “unless and until Congress blesses this project through statutory authorization, construction has to stop!" U.S. District Judge Richard J. Leon, a known user of !!!, blocks White House ballroom action:

This is why he hauled ass to demolish the East Wing before it could be adjudicated.

Reuters: U.S. JUDGE ISSUES ORDER HALTING TRUMP'S WHITE HOUSE BALLROOM PROJECT FOR NOW - COURT FILING

These Scots presenters on ESPNFC are so hilariously calm and soft spoken. I’ve never seen men at a sports desk give such careful consideration to their next sentence.

Hoe Trump (almost) completely abandoned Ukraine. The only thing that reportedly remains is some intelligence sharing.

This is Daisy. She helped her human make the bed today. Through moral support. 13/10 (IG: daisyneverhelps)

Why does this windbag still have a job? I thought they shuttered the Dept of Education?

An ICE Air flight (OAE2064) that is currently en route to Baltimore, MD from Harlingen, TX is scheduled to depart for Senegal at 11:55pm ET. We’re monitoring this flight for potential deportation(s) in Sub-Saharan Africa.

Oh what a pair we’ll be, Jeff Goldblum and I

If you are not aware yet - deck.blue is a spiritual successor of Tweetdeck. It offers a completely different Bluesky experience - a multi-column view that lets you see multiple feeds at the same time. Plus many many other cool features not available in the official Bluesky app.

CPAC is sowieso nutteloos

Meeting & convention industry: this meeting could *not* have been an email

There’s this show on HBOmax called Neighborhood Watch, where it shows clips of hilarious moments picked up on home cameras and omfg it’s genuinely the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile

It certainly can’t be because of the stability of our electric grid.

Sorry for delay I had to get fries

They missed me

Your honor, this goes to premeditation.

“Notable soccer/wine mom, Robert DeNiro” – @nytimes.com