happy International Men's Day to trans men only, you guys worked your asses off to earn this and are playing the game on a level cis men cannot even imagine

a mystery show with kinda Westworld-ish levels of reality-fuckery, in which a young starfleet officer (or maybe a small group of them) undertakes an increasingly obsessive and surreal investigation into why the starfleet uniforms keep changing for no really good reason

#StarTrek episodes with the same name as a totally different Star Trek show I like: TNG 7x15 "Lower Decks" ENT 1x04 "Strange New World" PIC 3x01 "The Next Generation" Star Trek episodes with the same name as a totally different non-Star-Trek show I like: DS9 2x22 "The Wire" ENT 2x26 "The Expanse"

cloudflareoff / cloudflareon

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

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cloudflaren't?

i will never forgive sam altman for how much damage he’s inflicted upon the em dash enjoyer community

It's important to have a snack table at your orgies. #CityofDoors

Amanda, describing modrons: "That's like if you put the Brave Little Toaster through some AI bullshit. I hate it." #CityofDoors

@beezygrey.bsky.social the other day I was doing a trivia thing and I knew the answer to a sports question (specifically, a WNBA question) solely from osmosis from following you, so thank you!

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Shout at the devil. Holler at ya boy. Speak at a reasonable volume to clerical staff.

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

Ok. This cooks. This I’m excited about. But I do demand that Jarnathan be canonized as a Trek alien.

Ephebophile? You mean the protagonist of Wicked??

I was thinking about this again today and how D&D is such a gold mine for sentences you're sure no one has ever uttered before in the history of humanity

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

Da share my wife zone got boosted to my timeline again so gentle reminder that the cis guy who runs it now stole it from a trans woman and has been a royal ass republican dick about it

finding out that drew toothpaste is a manipulative jerk was a sad moment for me

Every ad now

anyone who sees this, show me your lock screen

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

I love this.

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.

little bit of an aurora here

Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

add Iain M. Banks's "The Player of Games" to the list of things that Elon Musk thinks he understands but doesn't

Is this one of you. This is proper bsky posting on Reddit

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

sometimes i feel like the republican party is a big tornado that is coming to kill me. and the democratic party is the rickety shed that i'm hiding in. and i say "we should really fix this shed, because it's not doing much." and people say "what? why aren't you criticizing the tornado instead?!"

I'm compiling a list of film and book recommendations to share with folks who are transgender allies and trying to educate themselves to be better supports and to better understand transgender identity. Also just anything that falls under the queer umbrella as well. Any recs I should include?

LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH

Now on the lake they called EVERY BEASTIE BOY: GITCHE GUMEE In November the sky turns EBB: GLOOMY Ship concluded terms with a couple EBB: STEEL FIRMS And set out to Cleveland, when the EBB: WEATHER TURNED The good ship and crew were in EBB: PERIL Thus sank the EBB: EDMUND FITZGERALD

Oscar Isaac is open to returning to Star Wars but “not so open to working with Disney” “I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great” (Via GQ)

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

👇 THIS has totally backfired. I'm not sure which Senator did what now, but it makes me want to see the entire Dem caucus primary'd. I don't trust a single damned one of them

Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.

"You can't fold, I haven't even dealt yet" -- dealer to Chuck Schumer at a poker game

"I'm going to Mind Spike Mr. Hentai Face..." if you do not give enemies names, the players will. this is a warning. #TyrannyDnd

things in #TyrannyDnD are going great

The average Dem Senator vs the average Dem Voter

"Y'all made dick jokes for a solid 45 minutes." — recap of last #TyrannyDnD session

Caving on a deal that doesn’t fix health care is, and always has been, a giant betrayal of the American people. Hold the line. Save health care. I’m a NO on anything that doesn’t extend ACA subsidies.