You may think the people still on Twitter are stupid for losing their shit about a black actress playing Helen of Troy. But we, the ones who know true Balkan shitposting, know the true key to the greatest shitfight conceivable: cast a Turkish actress

The nice thing about getting two beds in a hotel room for work is that you can have one Clean Bed to sleep in and one Dirty Bed to flop and eat on

not me having a galaxy brain art comm idea and hopping on plane wifi just to shriek at jordan

TSA guy: No need to take out electronics. TSA guy: But cover that Bruins stuff for your safety. Me: Listen, every time I go to the Farg, the Flyers win. TSA guy: Do you go to Eagles games? How do we get you there??

Boarding for my flight begins in about 12 hours so it's time to start packing. I guess.

Kara re-seeded the Western Conference using old rules to cheer me up and handwrote the bracket. I used Apple's text recognition.

Local dumb bitch commits to being in the office until at least 5 pm despite having horrific cramps

this truly is the thing that makes the united states exceptional, and right wingers hate it so much they want to destroy it

I am very tired of the stupid-savvy 'oh you think politicians were honest before Donald Trump' take, like yes there has in fact been a qualitative change in the way modern american politics have been conducted that is largely attributable to him, and is bad.

They would absolutely segregate the drinking fountains again if they could. I fucking hate Republicans.

So uhh this is really dread-inspiring. I'm not sure how many people are aware of exactly how critical the Central Valley is to USA food supply. It's literally %1 of our farmland and produces ONE-QUARTER of our food. It's called the breadbasket for a reason. thebusinessjournal.com/blog-the-sto...

The good thing is that whatever outcome here is the actual funniest, and I think that's neat.

It's interesting how "clickbait title" is a concept pretty much everybody understands but when there IS a clickbait title, the rush to dunk on the presumed content asserts itself, like, instantly.

Local dead-eyed IT gremlin wondering when their ability to focus will return from the war

Also a good time to read this: deadspin.com/the-brief-li...

weird how that happens immediately after Clayton Kershaw retires

if you're a connoisseur of internet meltdowns, Ugreen just announced on their subreddit they're letting people install openclaw on their NASes with full root access by default and the first time someone's AI butler deletes their 200TB anime collection i predict we will see some crazy fireworks

“Does the EBU actually care about human rights? Why is Russia banned but not Israel?” is a legitimate question. The absurd conspiracism around Israel winning the popular vote last year is not. There’s a Jewish diaspora and it’s easier to vote for a country than against it. It’s not that deep.

I wonder if there’s a relevant classical analogy for something extremely powerful with a single devastating weakness that will be its undoing

11 minutes for Quinn Hughes through one period. Freak.

(I was the original creator of this)

Any of my friends have good suggestions for top surgery recovery?? One of my friends is having it done next week and we already discussed a bidet and some good pillows to sit upright.

This should conclusively prove the flawless methodology of this quiz. I moaned in horror. Assigned Angels Fan By Every Possible Metric Or Authority Including God Himself And Also Podcasts

tired: jury of your peers wired: bench trial inspired: bench trial by all of your fellow adult citizens

I am so badly over caffeinated my hands are a lil shaky 😬😬😬 but at least I look good

They deleted or went on priv idk but tbis is uh Relevant to my life recently

Late posting the traditional plant selfie. Not sure how we'd describe this particular look.

That being said the Mother's Day FaceTime I just had with Mary was worth it simply to watch her say, "So! Eve was made from Adam's rib, right? So that means the first WOMAN was ALSO the first TRANS WOMAN, right!?" My parents should be studied in a lab.

I have a very rude opinion about Mother's and Father's Day that is shared by literally one (1) person, my sister.

I understand it's been an issue but praising the Wild's PK against the Avs tonight is, you must admit, funny

I think it's great that Toronto is torturing my hockey AND my baseball team this week. What did I ever do to you

part of reconstruction 2 is going to be finishing reconstruction 1

I'm a little unimpressed when sports fans get dramatically faux-suicidal / insistent on the existence of curses because this whole thing should be fun, but also it's because the eldritch horror that is the history of Los Angeles Angels of California Located in Anaheim always has me like

Love is a choice!!!!!

Still laughing about this.

Today Kara is at a wedding and there is a petting zoo for the children so during family pictures she is going to sneak away and watch Avs/Wild on her phone with the sheep

This is one reason baseball fucking RULES.

God: in my book I created the golden calf as a cautionary tale American evangelical pastors: let me be clear, this is not the golden calf from the book Don't Worship The Golden Calf

Maybe the highlight was the vet saying, perkily, "well I don't have to do an oral exam! All the hissing gave me a great look! His teeth and gums are perfect 🥰"

DAY SAVED @sketchingsprw.bsky.social COMMS OPEN

Good news: Theo's physical exam went great. Bad news: we could get nothing other than that and vaccines because he decided he was done and it took several towels to restrain him. Silver lining: he didn't draw any blood.

Best Gary story: right after David Bowie died, he, my dad, and I went to a Genesis tribute band concert. (In Dad's more homophobic era.) When Dad was getting beers Gary leaned in and said to me, conspiratorially, gleefully, "Bowie, you know. He was one of YOUR PEOPLE." He was so proud to tell me. 😂

the more I think about it, the more I feel like “Odysseus is from Boston” is true in a sort of ecstatic truth way

I call Stoner Uncle Gary a fair bit; he likes sports and horror and he's just a pretty good guy. Since he began cancer treatment over a year ago our chats have been like 15-20 minutes. Last night we were talking for over an hour.

Loud guy in the TJ's yelling big mad about Leafs winning the lottery.

@littlerabbitheart.bsky.social tell your wife im HAPPY for her I GUESS

hey, fuck you, the angels have the worst record in the american league, that's a real team.

having now been to both i think i can fairly evaluate both the baseball hall of fame in cooperstown and the negro leagues museum in kansas city and putting them in direct competition probably isn't fair, but the latter tells a much more compelling narrative with a fraction of the resources

tired: i'm mad at nolan's odyssey because it seems wacky boring and super unfaithful wired: i'm mad at nolan's odyssey bc if rpattz got no haters i'm dead

Every time some evil printer (redundant) ruins more than half my day.