frequently I'll be like now why the bell are my roots so bad. I JUST DYED YOU, HAIR! And then I'll have to be like oops no that was six weeks ago actually

instead of bog standard do not wanna do the workies i have barely awake at my desk

American evangelicals fed on LEFT BEHIND are unable to recognize Trump as the Antichrist because he's not named John Rockies.

Kara's hockey live-blogging is delightful tbh

"400 years ago."

dad's side: escaping prosecution for killing some british cops in ireland + running away from the nazi party mom's side: more mundane concerns of general british oppression + idk nobody gaf abt her bio dad

everyone's talking about death of the artist, nobody's talking about death of the reader. I should be able to have a knife come out of my book and stab you.

He's the best!

This person has the mind of a middle schooler, and the middle schooler was glad to get rid of it.

wheelin' and dealin' in the marketplace of god deals. which have never NOT worked out for someone, right #thades

"is it a bone tree or a blood tree?" "it's kind of both." "now i'm no big city doctor. but i think bones aren't blood." "blood COMES FROM bones, so — " "that's how you keep your bones wet!!!" #thades

thades o'clock, at least he's comfortable

to be seen etc #thades

“Measles at Disneyland” is simultaneously a news story, a metaphor for current events, and a good idea for an 80s Orange County hardcore band.

in general it is very strange for anyone — even gutter racists — to imagine the mediterranean world as somehow looking like northern europe.

A technology called X that slowly drives people crazy and makes them believe friends and colleagues have become part of a secret cult-like organisation called The Blob sounds like the plot of a high amphetamine consumption era Philip K Dick story rather than our current reality

“You’re looking very Shane today” ad campaign but with Shane Hollander instead

hopped on storygraph for the last week and a half of the month. i promise i read books other than those authored by sarah gailey but the ones i did were all complete bangers. also oops accidentally selected print for everything but 6/7 were ebooks 🤷🏼

what the

Who's surprised this is where Briahna Joy Gray landed? Wish I could be!

Did I call this or what?

(extraordinarily laudatory)

In re: CULTISH. hm! HM!

I would not describe any part of this excerpt to be particularly accurate about Branch Davidians or the eventual siege other than Koresh was predictably abusive because all these guys are the fuckin same

Every day, I feel more like that Russian obituary joke. Just add on a bit about continuing to see new ones I never want to see.

i do not claim the label of "libertarian" or "anarchist" for myself, but i will point out that there might be a lesson to be taken from this write laws like you're asking a malevolent trickster spirit to grant your wish

"Some gay people aren't queer" has done irreparable damage to a lot of people's brains

time to live your faith, catholics

hashtag to read. Good thread tbh

sometimes the difference between courage and despair is just eating a piece of bread

Brisket: My grandfather executed a Nazi, I have a lot to live up to ☹️ Sestra: Are you sure it's just one...? Brisket: Well, having read his journals, one he found noteworthy Brisket: He did NOT feel bad about it

My dad is gonna be here next week and he is not taking the cold seriously. Man's gonna show up in sneakers without socks when the feels like is projected to be below 25. I'll try to get video of him wiping the fuck out for us all to enjoy

OH GOOD JACK HUGHES IS INJURED AGAIN

Me most of the time: The oil industry is 90% of what's wrong with Canada Me when an American president-elect proposes tariffs:

Apparently I can't connect multiple library cards to my kobo!? Can't have NOTHIN in this bitch of a life

this is my work inbox. i don't think i've made it to inbox 0 since uh. WELL before covid. PLEASE CLAP

every time someone uses AI at work and admits to it i prioritize fact checking what they've said and enjoy being a real cunt about it

bashing my head against the anti-stratfordian wall for all the goddamn good it ever does

Cold update: it’s cold

tonight is Session 50 of #PickboneWastes and *I* certainly can't wait

pinned me

I cannot with the incessant need to engage in backbiting because someone or another isn't pure enough for your artisanal praxis. Do you want to win or do you want everyone to be like you? PS Yes, I know I'm among the insufficiently pure. You may feel free to reveal my abject failure to others.

He asked very nicely so I said okay we can have a little fire tonight

this was a genius way to bait nerds into explaining how/why/when LLMs hallucinate and how to get around it

understandable frustration with respectability politics but worth acknowledging that this kind of political situation is what it was for

My son is broken. I had to open the balcony door because my fried tofu got a lil smoky and he BOLTED from the fire to the top of his palace to feel the frigid air.

happy cozy #DungeonsAndDodongos time

Alex: Is 20 gold pieces 20 rupees? One to one conversion, is that what we said? James: 😤🤷🏼‍♂️🙄 James: I don't KNOW, it's fine. Alex: I'm just trying to be fair! So I know how many I can spend on gifts for people! James: Listen, rupees are rupees and you have as many as you have. #DungeonsAndDodongos