Me: oh, you know I gotta check out the airport non-denominational prayer room Wife: you're so fucking weird. I love you.

Work has been absolute nonsense this week but my laptop is closed and I am officially on vacation

My snoozed alarm keeps going off and interrupting the mental fanfic I'm not writing, capitalism hates joy etc etc

Sometimes your therapist is right about something and you're just like

I've been so friggin busy lately that my house chores have been sorely neglected and I finally have a day at home but I got my covid booster yesterday and all I wanna do is nap

Watching a tasting history ep about pelmeni and flashing back to a convo I had with a guy who was certain the russian revolution was bloodless and I had to be like I love your enthusiasm but killing those kids was a very significant thing that happened. Like, they made a movie about it even.

Helped move a couch at work today and fuckded my back rip to me

Guy on the subway clutching a meal replacement shake, pack of smokes, and a red bull. Godspeed to you on this Monday sir.

I'm trying to learn a tiny itty bitty bit of Japanese before we go so I can at least be polite and I've just hit the polite form of verbs and kind of want to cry

What on earth is up with all these unhinged ai jesus ads on tumblr of all places. Like, sure, it's funny to see a post about the rapture between the gay fanfic but also, who is clicking on that shit.

This day has been 84 years long gonna go home,eat left over Ethiopian, and have as few thoughts as possible

Foreigner's God* - Hozier Free-Florence Tightrope -Stevie Ray Vaughan Everybody Knows -Leonard Choen Hallelujah -Rufus Rainwright Superstition-Stevie Wonder What I've Done - Linkin Park Under Pressure- Queen& David Bowie The Sound of Silence-Disturbed Hurt-Johnny Cash Rhiannon- Fleetwood Mac

film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli.

Migraine hangover is real this morning. I slept for 12 hours and could sleep for 12 more.

Katherine is very sad about it. How can she be expected to put together a Perfect Child (Abomination in the Eyes of God) in these conditions???

Therapy got canceled due to unforseen fire alarm issues but I got an extra cleaning task done 😤 ✅️ make mechanic appointment 🚙 ✅️ pick up meds💊 ✅️ laundry🧺 ✅️clean entrance stairs 🧹 ✖️ therapy⚕️ 🟩 declutter storage cart 🗑 🟩 pick up wife 💚 🟩 craft??✂️📖

To do: ✅️ make mechanic appointment 🚙 ✅️ pick up meds💊 🟩 laundry🧺 🟩 therapy ⚕️ 🟩 pick up wife 💚 🟩 craft??✂️📖

#cwanimaldeath We lost our boy Grendel about a month ago to a really aggressive cancer and I'm really missing him tonight. He was a good little buddy and I'm so glad we had him in our lives. Love you bug. 💚

Researching some food banks and found one that requires you to tell them where you take mass to access it and I said "Ew." fully out loud in my office

Tonight's #candlekeepshenanigans crew asking the important questions like does being detained by the cops count as a short rest.

Watching the reentry, our planet is so beautiful I might cry

Going to a friend's Yeeting thier Yiddies party this weekend and the pot luck theme is, as one would expect, tit related, so I am bringing a selection of round cheeses with almond nips

Podcast joking about pick up lines and this may just be the ace in me but the few times anyone has approached me with a pick up line my brain immediately set off a siren to gtf out of there

I put together my new snek enclosure today and I may have....miscalculated how much space it was gonna take-up so now I gotta play furniture tetris 😂

Have the day off before family obligations begin, might fuck around and nap all day, maybe go through my clothes and declutter as a treat

I got meds for my janky neck and shoulder which is great but I took one at 330 and whoooo boy, I cannot be taking these at work I am

I keep getting bible ads between tumblr posts about call of duty characters fucking and it's sending me

"He reaches into his desk and pulls out-" "A gun?" Friends it was a scroll of power word kill so like, yeah, kind of #candlekeepshenanigans

Planning to do stuff after therapy is always risky bc sometimes I just wanna go back to bed

I have some relatively mild chronic health stuff for which all the advice is like, avoid stress! And i see how thay would help but also, mam, I have an anxiety disorder, do social work for a living, and live in, ya know, these times, so I don't think that's an option.

#candlekeepshenanigans Vira learning what "rent" is like

Thr Devil's Nap got me 😔

Starting my mental health day by going into work for a few hours im fine things are fine doing great

Took my grandma to her 10am doctor's appointment which ended up being a 2:45pm doctors appointment and now I need to watch time team and eat left over butter paneer for my agonies

had a meeting with my boss and was gently voluntold to use some of my personal time and take monday off for my mental health

have arranged to have the afternoon off in service of not having a wee menty b. might get wild and do a craft, maybe even have a nap.

Every time I take a taxi to work I go by a huge sign that says Prepare To Meet Thy God and today I had the thought "am I meeting him in a Denny's parking lot?" which is about where I'm at emotionally today

Katherine being the most normal girl at the crimes clerb #HargraveHouse

Maternal grandpa was a chemist, managed a toothpaste factory. Paternal grandpa was a carpenter, worked in a furniture factory. They famously disagreed about unions 😅

Old buzzfeed unsolved eps being on Spotify really a load-bearing part of my ability to do work these days

The doctor said no post anesthesia tweeting but she can't stop me bc this isn't twitter😎

I'm having some mild dental surgery this afternoon so I can't eat anything today and my body is like " ok but what if we ate a bunch of two bite brownies"

We did better last night, but I still woke up at 4am to a man snowblowing the sidewalk and have not slept since.

Insomnia is kicking my ass, I am not built for this, my body prefers a cool 9 hours, what are we doing here

Koraka lost 96 hit points and almost died from eating half a spicy kebob in the sigil night market, which is the most Koraka thing possible #saltporkadventures

Why is hockey so good and all the dudes who play it so fucking bad jfc

A live look inside my brain after crawling out of work

Tonight in #candlekeepshenanigans we fought evil sentinel bot prototypes, learn a bad guy made himself a mech, learn a friend is cosplaying a bad guy, but also, my boys got engaged! We're gonna have an in game wedding yall.

Friend who's algorithm got into hockey via heated rivalry send me this for confirmation and I'm still wheezing

I ironed a shirt this morning ( for a sartorial bit at work) and my brain is telling me the iron, though unplugged and in a room the cat cannot access, is going to set the house on fire