I believe and co-sign this in theory, but when I went to such a store recently, the dudebro sales guy immediately assured me that he knew WAY more about feet than my podiatrist did, and it got worse from there.

Sad, he was only two outs away from a Dave Stieb

Ryan Grim is the same guy who argued that it was okay for lecturers to fuck their college students even if it was problematic for full professors to do so. He is an unserious jackass who will always find some reason that men he likes are allowed to have sex however they choose.

If you’re curious to know how MAGA is spinning the USA soccer fiasco, here’s what my dumb ex-friend posted!

Graham Platner embodies a concept that in 2016 we didn’t have words for so “Bernie Bro” made the most sense. It had nothing to do with Bernie but was an attempt to describe a man who outwardly espouses progressive values but hates women more than he cares about anything else.

My city’s LA* So my mayor is Bass My team is the Cardinals Whose bullpen is ass * poetic license, I don’t live in the city

I just spoke with Mitch McConnell. The call lasted approximately 20 minutes and consisted of me saying "Mitch? Mitch? Are you there?" three hundred times.

I think the Platner thing hit me so hard bc it was one of the most protracted, widespread acts of misogynist gaslighting from my own side that I've seen. We were presented with an obvious violent scumbag who was constantly lying (badly, might I add) and told we were crazy for not loving him

Claibs has been on the PBP for 15 seconds and he’s already called Jacob Misiorowski “Jason” twice. He also mixed up St. Louis and Milwaukee and called the pitching coach the manager.

TAKE THAT, JACOB MISIOROWSKI’S ERA

forever tapping the @protik.bsky.social sign: "you don't have to think someone is irredeemable to be able to notice that they haven't redeemed themselves"

Graham Splatner

My mayor's Muslim My president's a curse The USMNT Couldn't look much worse

I’m not used to a Freese not coming through in a big game

God grant me the confidence of a rapist with a Nazi tattoo who still somehow thinks he's in charge of this situation. Wait, God, actually don't, because fuck people like that.

Wouldn’t it be nice if a woman talking about her assault didn’t always, every fucking time, turn in to Discourse. Wouldn’t it be nice if we all just said fuck that guy and went on about our lives without him in it. Wouldn’t it be nice if we didn’t have to spend all day arguing about that.

An unfortunate side effect of the Platner story is now that the discussion has turned to replacements, we'll once again get that good ol' ageism from folks who can't comprehend that experience is more important than image.

Dave Wasserman, standing over Mitch’s withered corpse: “I’ve seen enough”

Incredibly convenient that the guiltiest party here is the woman, because obviously we can't expect decency from the men but the women should know better!

This Is Just To Say I told you so about that thing you disagreed with me about of which irrefutable proof has now emerged Forgive me it is too delicious too sweet not to remind you that you were wrong

This was way too predictable. Somebody who posts the way he posted about rape on reddit is a walking red flag. Platner needs to go, and a whole lot of people need to do a whole lot of introspection about why they decided to back a human shaped red flag.

I know there's a temptation to believe that politicians are the absolute worst people for the jobs they do and any rando off the street saying the right code words could do better, but there's actually a reason the people at the top of the profession usually go through years of gradual advancement.

I can think of something even nicer

Cheer up, everyone, Trump is now eligible to play! If the heat and the lightning didn't get him yesterday, surely this will!!!

Chicago folks, how’s the weather? We playing baseball today?

celebrating America's birthday by watching invisible baseball and counting the minutes until the president is electrocuted, as one does

Cards and Cubs walking onto the field to begin the 6th

MLB players: Christ the King will return to cleanse the world of communism and homosexuals. NBA players: The Moon landing was faked because they didn't want us to learn that the Earth is flat. NHL players: [babbling in heavily concussed Finnish] NFL players: WTF ARE SQUIRLES EVEN DOING LMAOOOOOO

Finally, bluesky reaches its apotheosis: ONLY alt text

This is a very good story about how things that matter die.

Counterpoint: I would not have struggled with lifelong depression and feelings of hopelessness if MLB had had replay during Game 6 of the 1985 World Series

"Is It Time to Fret about Graham Platner?" LOL no. The time to fret about this piece of crap was months ago.

Jesus CHRIST The dancers are lucky they didn't get hit, or they'd have been indicted for vandalizing the stage as it passed by them at high speed.

If your kid's "best shot of....going to college" is an athletic scholarship, your kid is probably really dumb

The collective journalistic freakout over someone disliking a cafeteria sandwich at Oberlin or some Yale students asking their peers to be less racist at Halloween has generated far more copy and uproar than multiple universities illegally firing faculty for nonconservative speech they disliked.

I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!

Obviously this is a dipshit opinion. But since I sometimes see people on the left rolling their eyes about those signs, I just want you all to know that the other night some lost Black teens came to our house after taking the wrong bus and we were able to get them home. Why’d they pick us? Signs.

It's possible I've just found a teeny bit of common ground with MAGAts because this group does, in fact, sound like total shit

I would like a Serena victory today, but if I can't have that, at least I still have an endless collection of humiliating videos of Trump's stupid pathetic fair that no one wants to attend.

*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

It's a joy to see that Serena serve again. It's even better because I'm pretending that the ball is the head of any of the conservative justices of the Supreme Court.

Serena Williams is on my TV and she's playing tennis rather than selling me weight-loss drugs and this is a VERY HAPPY MOMENT in a world full of gloom. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

The king of Saudi Arabia is 90 years old and has dementia. The last time Trump met him was nine years ago.

Where do you think, commas go, in sentences?

Jeff Suppan’s rain delay interview on the Cardinals’ radio broadcast is shooting my gaydar through the roof.

1) This inning sucks 2) You shouldn’t lose your challenge if the call “stands” #STLCards

Fucking enraging.

Agreed but I kind of hope Posey’s eventual firing is announced as “crossed the Rainbow Bridge”

Everybody certainly is giving those 13 House Democrats And Not Actually Even House Democrats, Many Of Whom Very Few Of Us Could Have Correctly Identified As House Democrats, the attention they wanted!

LOL the MLB app is such shit. Tonight’s Cardinals game is now scheduled for July 23. When I expand the Gameday menu to find another game to watch since I’m an addict, it shows me….all the games on July 23.