They’re destroying our history!

Oh so Harris wasn't as enthusiastic as you about Zohran? Were you not as enthusiastic about her compared to her core supporters when you voted for her?

The problem isn’t missing a ballgame (even an important one) to attend a friend’s memorial service. The problem is having bigots as friends. Hope this helps.

Trump is humiliating us at the UN as we speak, so thank goodness so many people on BlueSky are spending the morning slamming Kamala Harris.

Long ago a friend came up with a word for this: Bellignorant

NO BUT SERIOUSLY WTF

Tried to get my real ID. I had my license, my SS card and my birth certificate. I was not allowed to get my real ID because my birth name is different than my married name. Now I have to go dig up a marriage certificate. You know who wouldn’t have to do this? A man. Never change your last name.

the Cardinals suck but at least none of their guys missed today's game to go to Charlie Kirk's thing

Starting a new species because I can't associate with this one anymore

Some of us are old enough to remember the huge brouhaha over the memorial for Paul Wellstone. How times have changed...

Political violence takes many forms

Bump Ricky: “I’ve never seen that.” John: “I don’t care to see it again.”

Trump’s DOJ shut down an FBI investigation of Tom Homan, chief tormentor of immigrants, after Homan was caught on camera taking $50,000 in cash for promising to arrange government contracts. The Trump regime is an organized crime ring.

Although it doesn’t really rank among the top horrors of our time, watching the Cardinals run the bases is excruciating

It’s been sad this year watching how the White House press corps refuses to back each other up. Here a female journalist is insulted and denigrated and the next male reporter just moves on to a new question. You’re all in this together, folks. Time & again, they won’t stand up for their colleagues.

Oh hey, sorry, Jackie Robinson! You narrowly lost out to a homophobe who blew a lot of postseason games. And by "narrowly" I mean you didn't even get an honorable mention in the column.

So have we heard from Dave Chapelle yet? Seinfeld? Bill Maher? Where are all the comedians saying “cancel culture is destroying our profession”? They’ve come out to support Jimmy Kimmel right?

She seems smart, she should run for office

I still can't believe a large segment of Red America looks at this pampered crybaby, slathered in orange makeup with his cotton candy combover, doing his little dances to the Village People and going on endlessly about his passion for interior decorating, and thinks "now *that* is an Alpha Male"

Do you have ANY idea how nuts the right would go if a purportedly heterosexual man on the left ordered a mint majesty tea with two honeys

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney “state censorship.”

now is the time for every media personality to stand up and speak out, because what this shows is that nothing will save you they’re coming for all of you, unless you’re a true believer your days are numbered and your bosses are eager to comply do something you can be proud of on your way out

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel. F*ck Trump and F*ck ABC/Disney. I’ve met Jimmy and I’ve met Trump and one is a smart, funny and empathetic man and one is an illiterate racist POS.

Some killings you're allowed to joke about.

Jeffery Dahmer and I Talk Cooking Recipes

He's literally suing the New York Times for Trump Derangement Syndrome. Surely even his dumbest and most sycophantic lawyers tried to talk him out of this, right? Right?

this is biggie and tupac for people whose rural hospital is about to close

PETER PETER PUMPKIN EATER THE GREAT AND THE WOLF PAUL AND MARY ALONSO

Last year: Austin Peay State University learns prof is Nazi who went to Charlottesville rally. Admin drags heels, pays him $56k severance to leave This week: APSU prof posts screenshot of headline - Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths ‘Unfortunately’ Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment- & is immediately fired

No, really, did they just burn all the copies of "The Cardinal Way"? The fundamentals of this team are insanely bad.

You always feel for guys who get sent from playoff contenders to crappy teams in the midst of a season

We are ruled by the most reckless and inept morons. And as someone who has helped evacuate animal shelters, I have to say—DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO EVACUATE AN ANIMAL SHELTER???

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

Cancel the Cardinals

Civility!

I don’t think this country is going to make it.

When you write a piece noting that a guy promoted racism and violence, his followers immediately prove you right

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

Fucking Republicans. Fucking Missouri.

Charlie Kirk was a martyr for free speech, which is why we're going to deport anyone who "makes light" of his death.

another Judge in Trump's pocket

The conversation we’re not ready to have yet is that having empathy for a white supremacist is part of what upholds white supremacy. And by that measure alone, it fails to be empathy at all.

My last remaining super-MAGA "friend" on FB has posted that when conservatives are upset, they sing requiems, whereas when lefties are upset, we kill people. Yes! It's a little-known fact that January 6 was actually a giant Faure Requiem flash mob. The audio just didn't come through in the videos.

My heart is heavy tonight. I just watched Ivan Herrera make two completely dunderheaded baserunning mistakes in the 10th inning.

Hey HB folks, heads up. A local white nationalist with a history of violence, Ryan Sanchez, is holding a vigil for Charlie Kirk on the pier at 7PM. He’s been calling for violence against the left for a long time and has been actively recruiting. Advise you stay away, nothing good will happen.

Me, biting my tongue

WAIT here’s what I should have said: Big week for Republicans making doodles