Do you ever watch Endgame reaction videos just to feel something? Because it works honestly it’s great.

Dukakis is still alive by the way, if we want him in the primary we can do it. Rock us Dukakis

You pieces of dogshit conceded ground on public school funding for decades which put our kids behind and now you want to line your pockets with AI cash? Now you can find the money for the kids? You worthless asshole.

There’s only one place they can hold Giuliani’s funeral service.

Jesus Christ, this is more dystopic than anything Philip K Dick ever wrote but it’s what the Russo Brothers want for your AI Slop future

Just so everyone is clear, the main issue in the Supreme Court voting rights case tomorrow is whether it's racist against white people to enforce the Voting Rights Act. I'm dead serious. We live in incredibly stupid times.

We must call this for what it is: voter suppression that will silence Black and brown voters. The magnitude of this decision cannot be understated — it guts the Voting Rights Act and its very purpose of protecting all voices. Every American deserves an equal vote.

I have seen the film BASEketball roughly 40 times.

It's made easier to recognize your autism as a parent when you find yourself shouting "EVERYONE STOP TOUCHING ME" to your children and your dogs.

We used to be a SOCIETY. We used to have CULTURE. We used to try to IMPRESS JODIE FOSTER. What a loss.

Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.

Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.

A new strain of the Streisand Effect has been discovered...

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

a society which allows dorks like this to Sephiroth post on main without dunking their head in a toilet and stuffing them in a trash can has stumbled dangerously close to a fatal precipice

LinkedIn, if you email me to play puzzles on your social media site again, I will staple myself to your HQ and scream all day every day.

Irony just choked to death on a clam strip.

If women were actually as emotional and hysterical as they say, some woman would have just done it already. Actually a bunch of women, like in droves.

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

Watching All That Jazz and truly struck by a sense of “wow people just used to look like that, didn’t they.”

The “Bernie Bro” of it all came from this motherfucker and his ilk. And I hate that it worked on me.

RFK Jr claims Trump's post threatening to "end Iranian civilization" was actually "a message of love and compassion to the Iranian people"

Every single word of that headline gets increasingly worse.

Leatherface if he slayed

Fuuuuuuuuuck Fetterman, man.

I was elected as a democratic socialist, and will continue to govern as a democratic socialist. 100 days in — and we’re just getting started.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

I trust journalists way more than cops and courts to investigate sexual violence allegations. When a thoroughly reported journalistic investigation comes out, like the ones about Eric Swalwell, I’ve seen enough. If you haven’t done this work you may be unaware of how much goes into it.

Ben Affleck, they could never make me hate you.

boy do I miss when you could go on the internet and see, in chronological order, posts made by people you followed

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

The rest of the world should probably collectively stand up to the U.S. right now, tbh

I just want to follow my imaginary computer friends around the internet.

it’s true that overall likes are way down on bluesky over the past year. however, if you look closely at the data, that’s mostly an anomaly resulting from the fact that your posts specifically have gotten worse and are dragging the vibe down.

I don’t watch Summer House and thought everyone was talking about Ciara as in 1-2 Step Ciara.

john waters at a No Kings rally in Provincetown (not my pic, Peter Toto, x)

Holy New York.

the atlantic is the bari weiss of buzzfeeds

Israel bombed an apartment complex in Lebanon today, killing a 3-year-old girl as Israeli officials reaffirmed their plan to steal land in southern Lebanon. Israel cannot continue killing kids and stealing land from other countries. It must be stopped.

The saddest part about the destruction of the White House garden is where is Connor 4 Real supposed to give the president the deets about how he fucked that girl like we fucked Bin Laden?

The saddest part about the destruction of the White House garden is where is Connor 4 Real supposed to give the president the deets about how he fucked that girl like we fucked Bin Laden?

a government for abusive men, by abusive men

It’s almost like existing under a patriarchal cult of control under the guise of religion isn’t actually a great system and it’s very stupid that our country made it ITS WHOLE DEAL.

MOISTURIZE ME

Of course he knew what it was. I’ve been dealing with online edgelord dipshits for 20 years now and fuck it’s exhausting.