I don't know why people think it's cool to keep clowning on someone who is in obvious distress and telling you to leave them alone. Do you also think it's cool to harass a cat who is hissing in the corner?

I know the world is ending and all but could the Mets not lose a home game to the fucking Diamondbacks of all teams? Good grief!

I'm just throwing things at the wall to see what sticks. Wait, what if we throw him at the wall? Do you think he'll stick?

Anybody got rope and some train tracks?

Does anyone have the contact info for Sailor Moon?

The heat she feels comes from within. She's into it, baby!

anyway, to sum up

what if we swarm like locusts, accepting that we'll die in the tens of thousands but one of us will eventually get to a place where they can finally do it?

In case it wasn't clear, I have lost what little sanity I ever had.

What if we try venting plasma from the warp nacelles?

Try the Big Arch before it's too late

what if we tried giving him a snickers?

if you think about it, now no one gets their hormones

Staffer: The Senate is not in session. Me: I cut short a vacation to cover a hearing for a colleague whose water broke. Staffer: Me: If I could fly back from the ass end of Bosnia for a 15-minute hearing before a judge, the senator can drive 20 minutes to the Hill to save democracy in our lifetime.

Imagine seeing the president talk about ending a civilization and deciding that now is the time to tell people that the Star Trek show they like is Bad Actually. Truly vile. What the fuck is wrong with people.

a guy asked me on a movie date this morning and i asked him if we could circle back once we see how the whole global annihilation thing shakes out.

with hindsight, perhaps i was too hasty.

i've listened to 'no surprises' as i wept into my cat's fur, succumbing to the undeniable end of all things. now what?

Well this is quite a pickle!

What if you didn't post through it?

At some point some of you are going to have to accept that Mike is not an unvarnished truth teller, he's just a dweeb who likes having his Star Trek feelings validated.

In twenty years people are going to pretend they always liked Starfleet Academy.

Anti-sexuality campaigns harm people

Even if only 400,000 people watched Starfleet Academy, the actual reason people bring this number up is because they think it makes hating SFA "right". You are not intellectually superior because you hate a TV show. There is no "objectively right" opinion. Rooting for Star Trek to fail is weird!

"I hear Starfleet Academy only got 400,000 views." You heard that from a guy who heard it from a guy, both of whom *want* to believe that's true. They hate the last 10 years of Star Trek. They incessantly say "Star Trek is dead" because that's what they *want*. That's not a trustworthy source!

Ever single gentile needs to read each and every one of these. A Jewish woman on Instagram made a post about how matzo is made and why we eat it on Passover. Every reply was violent, vile, and hateful. I need you to understand how even the most innocuous part of Jewish existence is reviled.

i genuinely believe whoever used ai to make this is a sociopath. why would anyone watch this? what the fuck, bro? what the fuck?

post it | patreon.com/lubchansky

People talk about “redemption” and “comebacks” for men who never faced real material consequences or, more importantly, actually stopped harming other people in the first place

my cvs is out of stock of estradiol valerate. hella sus. when they said they'd put it on order, i assume they actually hit the button under the register that calls the gender police.

and now the best antidepressant: new sabrina carpenter video

so, uh. how, uh... how's it going? good? you doing good?

me staring down a nuclear apocalypse: I WONDER HOW THEM DUKE BOYS ARE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS!

my cat claude never recommended me restarants.

they are risen!

it really sucks to finally stop suicidally ideating just in time for this ding dong to blow up the world forever.

This youtube video has a completely new point here that I've never seen raised before about cultural appropriation, specifically regarding Salman Rushdie's controversial statement

it's a very important day today: the day the mets can win this series against the giants. on this most sacred sunday, ya gotta believe.

did nostradamus know the end of the world was going to be this fucking stupid?

every easter jesus says you go girl to the dolls. very milliennial cringe coded, but ultimately appreciated. thanks, jesus!

Men get emotional about women sports,,, I just try do it in a positive way

brb pushing the rock covering my grave to show off my new nose.

forcing children to use the lying plagiarism machine is unironically a system specifically designed to create a generation of americans that is even more ignorant than the last.

You might have to cover up your Harry Potter tattoos, but I’ll never need to cover my knuckle tattoos that say MOBY DICK GOOD BOOK unless someone notices that my left hand says “dick book”

HOLY SHIT FRINKIAC BUT FOR "30 ROCK" MILLENNIAL GAME-CHANGER funcooker.fun/

We're bringing beeyotch back

there's no way a trans woman can actually be this assimilationist, is there? like, this has to be a troll, right? please tell me this is a troll.

Every time I stg

apparently trump just hired the ex guitar player from turnstile to take pam bondi's job????