Dolls represent a significant portion of the Mets fanbase, therefore the team's hope-crumbling collapse this season is transphobic. In this essay I will

This is going to go down in history as one of the most disappointing seasons in Mets history.

My wife went on a date with a guy she affectionately referred to as "Bigfoot Brad". Nothing came of it. But now he's coming up for me on the apps. Is it weird for me to try for Bigfoot Brad? He's into Bigfoot! I feel like that's at least catty cornered to my interests.

chastity cage sealed with 2fa

the things you are bad at in your twenties, untended, will remain the things you are bad at in your forties.

in theory i feel like it should be easy to just say "sorry i haven't been in touch, but my dad died, I got COVID, and now my body craves dick 24/7". and yet.

Sometimes the algorithm feeds me an Amanda Palmer post and it takes everything in me every time not to write "lead any lambs to slaughter recently?"

Gilmore Girlservations: 1. Lauren Graham is so thin! 2. Jared Padelecki is so young! 3. Luke Luke Luke Luke Luke Luke 4. Luke.

"shut up about being trans" but make it Nazi

I intend to die as I lived: enjoying middle-aged lady shit like Gilmore Girls and Sarah McLachlan. From my cold, dead hands!

finally saw that not very fantastic four movie

ok but jokes really *aren't* allowed on bsky

you probably need to be of a certain vintage to understand the absolute hilarity of ken starr being in the epstein files

a dark night of the soul, sports fans.

Well don't I feel stupid

I am Spartoddcus.

when the youtube video says "now don't worry if you weren't chronically online enough to understand all of that" but you understood all of it

Tonight we are all Todd.

Yes Todd caught a 24 hour block. Yes, the reason is very silly. He'll be back, though, never fear. Man is addicted to his phone.

I bet a trans woman got her!

My transition is neither violence nor defiance. It is acceptance. Radical? Maybe. Violent. Sorry, no.

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

YouTube just fed me an ad for a faith-based cult designed to stop men from looking at porn. Everything else aside, that's just bad algorithm.

People said Alexis Bledel looks really old so I, who am older (and older looking) than Alexis Bledel, am rewatching Gilmore Girls in retaliation.

please help me and my wife!

What do we think of that Man's Best Friend bonus track?

i just want to suck some dick before i die is that so much to ask?

There are trans people who listen to Song vs. Song but don't follow me on bsky. Interesting! I guess you don't believe in supporting your own community, huh!

I knew someday this quote from my book would go to good use

Oh my god I had so much fun doing this. THINK I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LIFEHOUSE? THINK AGAIN

I AM GOING TO SCREAM This is why journalism is dying. Cause it’s impossible to be a reporter in this business while simultaneously paying for food.

they hate to see the doll. but they will get over it, as long as she isn't winning. as long as she isn't happy. as long as she is broke. as long as she is sick. as long as she is dependent. as long as they can point to her and warn their son away what they really hate most is to see the doll win

hi, cis folks! do you trust the senate to decide whether you can have healthcare or if you legally exist under the law or where you can legally wash your hands or pee? neither do we! please tap into the thread & tell senators our civil rights & lives matter—even more than the jimmy kimmel show!

imagine a world where politicians said stuff like this about trans health care, too. coz they totally could, from a science perspective

interiority is for suckers.

I found a notebook of mine from middle school and the whole thing is just me writing about how much I love suicide. Did you know gender dysphoria is painful!

It is me and @ndxmedina.bsky.social wedding anniversary today! ko-fi.com/weredawgz

hey, trans women who date cis men? uh. quick question: how do you get *second* dates?

this is maybe the funniest block i've ever caught?

segregation: the separate but squeakquel

I work so hard at being an empty-headed bimbo, while it comes so naturally to Meghan McCain. It's just not fair!

I saw Garbage over the weekend. And as they played "Only Happy When it Rains" I felt my 15 year self standing next to me. The boy who stole a prom dress and wore it to bed every night dreaming of the woman he never thought he'd be. We made it, kid. It took longer than it should've. But we made it.

Lacking moral fiber? Introducing Moralmucil. Ad executive: how did you get this number?

just like you guys, i put my pants on one leg at a time, leaning against a wall, losing my balance, falling to my knees, yelling “FUCK”, rolling over onto my butt, turning back onto my knees, trying to get back up, grabbing the TV stand for support, attempting to catch the TV, yelling “FUCK” again,

I don't care about Jimmy Kimmel tbh, but I *do* care that Sarah McLachlan was the musical guest his first night back to celebrate both the Lilith Fair documentary and her new album "Better Broken". Damn, she still got it.

I keep wanting to serious post. quick someone tell me i'm a dumb bimbo.

I will not use a "third space" to go to the bathroom. I refuse. To do so undermines everything that I am and places my life in increased danger. And that is exactly what those demanding trans people use "third spaces" want: to easily and publicly classify us an acceptably targeted underclass.

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