If you're not on this shit yet, then get on this shit. "Oh I don't want to die in a cave, Jonny" don't fucking lie to me of course you do.

Settled on my new years resolutions: - Watch a horror movie with a glass of whiskey at least once a week - Host a bread party for Lammastide - Finish learning to drive and visit an ancient yew - Paint that damn wall

Mods asleep, post bearded cricketer's head with bat wings telling you about my stream.

Two stone-cold classics in the genre of ghostly vibes, coming to you at the speed of sound (specifically the sound of a languid, luxuriant recitation).

I've never advertised anything in my life as well as I'm advertising this little Christmas Stream, and it's just because I'm having so much fun with these pictures

Be there, or be haunted by the knowledge that you missed it; hounded by the spectre of spooks unlistened. Or, like, catch the VOD later. You do you.

I was originally only intending to do one of these to promo my ghost story stream, but there are so many fun images I might just do a bunch of them.

Had a lot of fun putting this one together - a great village full of weird sisters, smelly tanners and definitely-not-destined-princes-just-normal-sons

Dear Sir/Madam/&tc, I write to inform you of an event in which I shall be reading some Christmas Eve ghost stories. It is to be streamed upon the platform of Twitch Dot Television at 7 o'clock, Greenwich Mean Time. I have enclosed a related meme for your consideration. Your Faithfully, J. P. Sims

Going to the AEW show in Manchester tonight, and decided to make a sign that really speaks my truth.

A lovely Christmas evening courtesy @benitocereno.bsky.social and @travellingmanuk.bsky.social

Lotta talk at the moment about AI voice theft chatbots atm. Not linking to sites because fuck that. Those familiar with my opinion on AI can probably guess my response, but to be clear: I consider the users of such chatbots to be hollow wastes of breath who are actively murdering their own souls.

I'm finally gonna leave Spotify in the new year, so have been digging out and organising all the digital music I own and... Oof. Turns out 25 years of partially ripping CDs, downloading randpm tracks from LastFM and buying soundtrack stuff ad-hoc for RPG sessions leaves you with a bizarre collection

A fine use for any book of mine

Hullo! Below there!

Oh, go on then - Bandcamp Friday and all that. jonathansims.bandcamp.com

Godspeed You! Stuffed Tiger

Lets goooo

Come join!

A new book! By me! About something 'orrible on the London Underground! It's out in six months and I think you're gonna like it...

Look, I really want to listen to this one, so let's get it over the finish line, alright?

Dragonmeeting hard, or hardly meeting dragons, eh?

I always say that how good you are gives you modifiers to the roll and how hard you work affects how many throws you get, but at the end of the day its just a roll of the dice, and its always long odds. And the scary thing is you gotta keep rolling them for your whole career.

If you're not hiring Nate to write words this actual moment, literally what is wrong with you? Golden opportunity to get some syllables off the best word-maniac this planet has to offer.

So, me and Sash have been learning about pro wrestling this year, and have been watching old shows as homework and, well, I might be missing something, but it does seem like HHH, who is billed as "The Cerebral Assassin", has the signiture move of "using a sledgehammer"...

New rule: If you can look at a TTRPG table where everyone's having a good time and say "Uh, you're actually doing it wrong" or even "You're actually wrong about how much fun you're having", then I don't have to respect your opinions on game design.

IF YOU HAVEN’T, GO LISTEN TO EPISODE 105: THE MENAGERIE! This episode features the incomparable @jonnysims.bsky.social who is not only a live wire of talent, but an incredibly thoughtful craftsman- he brought a depth and complexity to Quinten that blew us all away! Go treat your ears OR ELSE!

Oi! If you haven't backed the Holmwood Season 2 crowdfunder yet, you're very much missing out. It's a real good show and I'm not just saying that cause I'm in it. But also: I'm in it!

What is blood? I don't know, and to be honest, I'm not convinced that Miyazaki does either!

Hey, you know how you're always saying "Jonny, why isn't there a good TTRPG about collecting and battling adorable monsters?" Well, some good friends of ours had the same thought, and they decided to so something about it! Check it out - it's properly excellent. www.kickstarter.com/projects/ilg...

[FromSoft NPC voice] Lookin' to get confused by Bloodborne lore, are ya? Heh heh hehhhh...

Hello there! there is a new episode of All My Maidens coming soon, but in the meantime, a patreon! the podcast will continue to be free, but we're going to be uploading bonus episodes, starting with Bloodborne on Halloween, featuring the celebrated @jonnysims.bsky.social patreon.com/allmymaidens

NEW PATREON DROP! This month we've put out a new adventure for Pitcrawler: DEPTHS OF THE BLOODY PITS. It's a gorey little romp full of foolish nobles, communist vampire and lots and lots of blood. Its also the first in a trilogy we're titling IDOL HANDS. Enjoy! www.patreon.com/posts/new-pi...

Guess who's writing some prompts for a silly dungeon-crawl party game? (It's me. I'm doing it.)

Consider me, a hater, silenced.

This weekend we're celebrating Rusty Quill's tenth anniversary! Join guests from across the last ten years of RQ on Saturday 28th June at 3pm BST for a Big Birthday Livestream and to raise money for charity! Follow us on Twitch now to get notified as soon as we go live: www.twitch.tv/rusty_quill

Hey, we're at the @dungeonsandflagons.bsky.social Geek Fayre today, so if you're around Manchester, come say hi! Its in the Sacha hotel, just off Picadilly Gardens.

"Bring a bag" @alexanderjnewall.bsky.social says to me before todays in-person readthrough "got a bunch of junk people keep sending you" then presents me with this from my last birthday. You people are ridiculous, but I'm very touched.

Incredibly hot take, especially as the game itself is only okay, but I think ND-5 is the best droid in Star Wars.

I'm gonna be here all three days, so if you're at UKGE come say hi, buy some games, have a chat, buy some games, and while you're there maybe buy some games!

We've added a new stretch goal to unlock: A potential guest episode with @jonnysims.bsky.social from The Magnus Archives! For more info on the campaign, visit theredactedunit.com/ks and share/retweet this! @rustyquill.com

We're finally up to maybe my favourite Protocol character to write thus far

As someone who works in games publishing, if you want to buy games, your first stop should always be your local games shop if you have one (they'll always be happy to order stuff in for you), or direct from the publisher if you don't. Almost all boardgame/TTRPG publishers also sell direct.

KILLJAM XXX Episode 2 - coming Wednesday, April 30! Faustina Fetamine just can’t catch a break - Meet new allies, new enemies, and discover the sinister plot to take the KILLJAM Queen down for good! And you thought the first episode was wild… The best is yet to come, baby! 🩵 GET XXXCITED!

@chrismcfeely.bsky.social I havent been able to find the Transformers: The Basics episode on this guy. Any idea when it's dropping?

You understand my vision.

Has any catoonist, illustrator or fine artist ever been a bad enough dude to draw a skeleton with stubble? Or is it simply too cool to depict?

This man sneezed directly in my face and I demand his immediate arrest.