A page in Maxim magazine from the early 00's. Featuring Tucker Carlson and Alan Dershowitz!

Reject millennial gray Spend money on premium pastel bedding

One of the most misunderstood things about Chinese censorship is the fact that very few topics are explicitly censored by law. The CCP prefers a combination of arbitrarily slapping people around for overstepping an invisible line, combined with favors for those who "impress" them the most. 1/3

In Harry Potter was Jesus a wizard

Cool cool cool

Avatar Fire and Ash is the first Avatar I've seen since the original. In IMAX 3D, what a stupendous showcase for sensuous lithe blue aliens. 5/5 lots of explosions too. 3 hours

Unproblematic queen

got my adhd upgraded to ad4k

Had my first experience with a student bringing a meeting bot to zoom office hours Nope

Update from last night at work:

Hell yeah capitalism

What is Taylor Swift looking at and having a disappointed realization about?

A world where your preteen audience knew what *69 was 😭

This generated **terabytes** of logs at a control center where we recorded every registry change on operator consoles. It took way too much arm twisting to get approval to filter that out of Sysmon.

a secret thing you might or might not know is that everyone who disagrees with you on any issue is actually secretly your enemy in every other way. many folks won't tell you this, but it's true: if someone you get along with lets slip that you slightly disagree, it's because they're a spy

It unironically has lots of catchy fun stuff If you can't do the math then get out of the equation! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXbg...

The time I found out 10 years ago that scrolling with a Dell touchpad set registry keys every few milliseconds to adjust the scroll rate in a hack way 😵‍💫 I did hear that someone at Microsoft complained to them about this.

To be fair I didn't have enough time to explain some of the stuff is only on the really advanced luxury cars for now. But the safety systems like this have trickled down enormously to mainline vehicles recently.

Why can a modern automobile outpace a race car from decades ago? They had powerful engines. Key factor is the ability to transmit power to the road and maintain it. Shock absorbers, in particular, have undergone significant advancements. Here’s a video that illustrates this: youtu.be/O-n7IvzPtME

My cube 10 years ago

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY81... But I'm a whore now— for your attention And it stings like a weapon Does it make me look desperate? Oh baby have I lost your affection? Or did u lose reception? Think I'm getting the message

Damn

[ New Ahoy video ] A wondrous, nostalgic meditation on the groundbreaking and pivotal year of 2001 in gaming – that built today youtu.be/Fwnphd_QUXo

Psst you can buy a mattress with HSA. I know in theory you're supposed to just use the HSA as an investment vehicle but the tax free money is good enough for me. truemed.com

SWEET: Apple's latest update to CarPlay adds slideshows of Taylor Swift and videos of helicopters

How to transition from IT to your new career in CNC machining youtu.be/BcSNYvxhB8s

SWEET: Apple's latest update to CarPlay adds slideshows of Taylor Swift and videos of helicopters

How your email reaches me

Chinook gunships youtu.be/0s2rHcqz9cU

Our arrows will blot out the sun

Just scraped the bottom of my front bumper in the dip coming out of the Paint Protection Film company parking lot It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

WARNING: NSFW This entire profile is AI but I genuinely do not know how they are doing it with this level of fidelity right now. A few of the backgrounds seem to be real while others are AI. The girl is fake due to various skim blemish inconsistencies. We are cooked. www.instagram.com/amibnwy

My HEPA filters have detected your bullshit

corn allergy/intolerance is an even bigger bitch than gluten and it's not even close there are so few options for basic ingredients, and not widely stocked. i have to look up "where can i even buy this?" every goddamn time & for any given recipe, you have to go to multiple stores

*I walk into my new therapist's office* "Yeah okay this actually isn't gonna fix anything."

Dril Coded Tay

You've never seen a police video of them pulling over a convertible with the top down, have you? Thats because cops know they are upstanding members of the community – dentists.

I named my car Michele so nobody knows if it's a boy car or a girl car

One of the best fringe benefits of a convertible each year is driving topdown through old-growth neighborhoods with Christmas lights

So uh life question. There's furniture on Facebook marketplace I want. But I don't have a truck or friends. Are there like services that will take it to your house or something?