The worst thing about my inclinations is caring about incompetence of terrible people. Because they're not just terrible, they're also just straight up fucking incompetent, and people love them anyway! I want to scream into a bucket because I shouldn't feel bad but I do. Which is nonsense! Ahhhhh!!

Look I got bad news about who wrote my post

Touch me as your bros play Grand Theft Auto 6

Taylor Swift gettin married before Travis Kelce's bros play GTA6

John Yoo has been a jumpscare mention my entire life jesus christ

I'm recently back on Retatrutide and it's had several benefits I immediately recognized again.

If New York wanted a real management layer, they would've hired MDMdani

Me: Send very detailed note to company about security enhancements for Windows networking User on Teams: Hey so I heard you broke my MacBook This is why they pay me

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground. "That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks. "It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

I didn't realize it was possible but those weird impersonal marketing spam e-mails have somehow gotten even more depressing now that they're being written by LLMs. At least before it was an actual human pretending to be interested in my work!

whenever i was playing a videogame as a kid my dad would come in and say 'are you levelling up your wizard?' but I'd be playing Need for Speed Underground or something. now i am sitting here literally levelling up my wizard realising he is dunking on me from 20 years in the past

Cheney’s unprecedented zeal for unilateral nuclear disarmament (though he would never call it that) was driven in part by this shocking revelation in 1989:

NEW TECH CONNECTIONS | I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it youtu.be/DAX2_mPr9W8

This is what it feels like moving into your first job as InfoSec

Fired after one day on the building site. My brick glue was ‘runny’ and ‘not called that’ and my wall icing ‘uneven’ and ‘not called that’.

Old and busted: Explaining your jokes New hotness: Explaining other people's jokes

Understanding the joke here will get you financial cred youtu.be/WuiREF2e-Ps

School Cafeteria Sloppy Joe from the 1980s & '90s | Tasting History youtu.be/6cBhi_7c4to

Conservatives: This is exactly what I voted for Independents: Is this a Subway catering menu? I want the Big Mac

wait you’re telling me that this simple task I’ve been putting off for two weeks, that has tormented me like a two hour task, only took 30 seconds to complete? If only there were a valuable lesson I could learn from this. Ah well. Nevertheless.

Listen I am on so many vials pf unlabeled Chinese peptides right now you need to REALLY not take any advice I give you like minimum the next 7 days I am a CCP bioweapon rn

Sending this to my interior designer about exactly what I want for my atrium

(prospective buyers frantically Googling the address + “murders”)

In my house is an enormous atrium. It was there for flexibility of various designs including cutting off part of a room for skylights. This is the kind of thing I debate doing with it, after a fresh paint of Alabaster.

Arcturus: I made you into a monster, Kerrigan. Kerrigan: You made us all into monsters.

taking money for travel fees and speaking at conferences is how assets start becoming assets

NATO just posted this on Instagram If you know anything about me, you know this is the 2nd greatest day of my life

People think Taylor Swift is my hyper-fixation, but it's not. There are a lot of interviews and media I just don't read or watch. Even though I adore her! Taylor Swift is my sports team. Except my team wins every time, and that is fantastic. I locked-in before people realized. Thats how I won.

NATO just posted this on Instagram If you know anything about me, you know this is the 2nd greatest day of my life

I have a story. I have a story I've told before, but for some reason I cannot recall removed it. It is about 2014 and a car crash that changed my life. A traumatic brain injury will do that. It led to a particular kind of salvation for someone with none left. This is an early version of it.

I have a plea for you. I need an automotive engineer familiar with programming of the safety systems in a crash. This is both an engineering passion of mine, and deeply personal. Hell, I will pay them an hourly rate. Story I've tried for years. It feels like I've hit a wall on millisecond logic.

Can someone tell me why I've gained like 600 followers in the last few days. I don't name search because it's truly too painful and hurts my soul. I didn't start posting better

I looked into it, and no you cannot send Luigi Manione nude photos - but you can send sexy ones. He asks you only send 5 at a time. www.luigimangioneinfo.com

I understand the historical intentions of expanding the autism spectrum label, but "neurodivergent" is not a synonym for autism. I am not autistic, but I am... divergent. I don't know, sometimes it seems like it's consumed the entire conversation. This isn't resentment at all but just... yeah.

A Canadian couple has lost CAD$1 million (USD$710,000) to online scammers. The couple, in their 70s, fell victim to a tech support scam that showed error messages on their laptop and then got daily calls from the scammers until they ran out of money www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/cons...

German museum with the painting of Ophelia which Taylor Swift references is now advertising using it and has a Swiftie meeting today en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophelia...

Here’s my my pitch for why you care about your state attorney general. The entire conservative judicial machine *depends* on conservative state attorney generals. John Roberts can’t take a case asking to destroy voting rights if a state attorney generals doesn’t bring it.

Still thinking about her

Your friend hearing how difficult the time change was for you

Russia is now using FPV drones guided via 4G networks, delivered deep into Ukrainian territory by “Molniya” UAVs. The FPV detaches mid-air and connects to Ukraine’s LTE to search for targets. One such combo attacked a civilian minibus in Mykolaivka, Sumy region, 35 km from the border.

that's me in the corner that's me in the float point losing my precision

I looked into it, and no you cannot send Luigi Manione nude photos - but you can send sexy ones. He asks you only send 5 at a time. www.luigimangioneinfo.com

The American Princess (2087) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Tracking the most accomplished human musical artist ever, this semi-fictional biopic ends with her first arena performance's first breath. It's an audacious choice, but uses her as a brush to paint early-2000's teenage angst amidst an omnipresent War On Terror 1.

I watch this sometimes to tap into the feeling of a public euphoria and surprise youtu.be/fgPAWUO0464

I can explain but I'm not going to

No thanks Clippy, I'm using Copilot