(I was the original creator of this)

Breaking my rear passenger window and spraying BITCH on my car to better pass as a woman

Oof

After years I found my dream office quiet keyboard, the R3SD13. Made in Ishikawa Prefecture of Japan. Realforce Topre R3S TKL Keyboard (Topre Silent 30g) www.realforce.co.jp/en/products/...

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That time when Snowden followed me

1.) Wake up 2.) Watch my Instagram reels, which are 100% OnlyFans sales pipelines 3.) Watch my TikTok feed, which are 100% OnlyFans sales pipelines 4.) Browse my Bluesky feed, which are 100% gay thirst traps who do it for the love of the game

Every morning I wake up from my dreams of being persecuted by a world of furries who treat skinpeople like barn animals

"Police found her all whacked out on this new drug called Cyber Pregnancy. It's made from LLMs trained on furry vore and inflation fetish Photoshop challenges."

Good luck with your Hondavirus losers I drive a Lexus

It's cool how the legal definition of "real leather" is "this is in no way leather at all"

The only experience Bluesky users have with passing notes in class.

There is a terrible phrase that does not need language to say. It is one of the Original Thoughts, a latent biological artifact from the times it worked and thus encoded genes towards its winning behavior, no matter how much it loses. And you will lose. There is a terrible phrase: I can fix her.

New @engineerguy.bsky.social video: The engineering of copper extraction, which even now we plan to need 50% more of for transition to electrification. youtu.be/7vN614cPqTM

As an American millennial the best Spice Gorls song is Geri Halliwell's music video for her 2005 single "Desire." She plays a (somewhat literal) office cougar. I was 16 and found it on Kazaa and decided maybe there was something to this cube farm thing. And maybe British people. youtu.be/0a5MSefpcy4

Is 30M gallons a lot? It's about 0.5% of the county's annual water use, or what 270 American households use in a year.

When the utility noticed the problem, they sent the data center a retroactive bill for all the water, for $147,474 covering ~29M gallons. The data center paid it. That's all that happened.

What actually happened here was that the county's water utility was transitioning to a cloud-based billing system. During the transition, two water hookups at a data center construction site weren't properly registered or linked to a billable account.

I first quit liquor this year, but that still wasn't enough, so I've been completely sober for awhile now. Big thanks to Retatrutide, once the initial feel-like-shit-insomnia-hell-detox phase calms down as your GABA/Glutamate return to normal. Now, no compulsion or interest. Pretty great cheat IMO.

Wait, it's just this.

@brd.bsky.social @syfuhs.net keep your head in the game soldier we up

OK someone tell me what kind of guy this is

Social media is the only place where it's considered acceptable to rewrite "I don't like chorizo" into "it isn't possible for chorizo to taste good."

Ok so on reflection I may not be neurotypical either

You: gonna have an omellete for breakfast Me: Project Hail Mary is an allegorical exemplum of the US (Ryan Gosling) obligation to enter Southeast Asian proxy wars against the Soviet Union (solar dimming) under the doctrine of domino theory in needing to contain the spread of communism (astrophage).

Me in alternate history before USSR spreads communism to the stars

I think I have to delete this because it's gonna attract a bunch of people to follow who are gonna freak out on me as the antichrist the next time I post about how good capitalism is to varying degrees of sincerity

I came across a David Attenborough documentary on YouTube that autoplayed after some archive footage from the 60s. The entire thing was AI video. I thought they just lifted his voice from a different documentary. No his voice was AI too. I could tell because he was just freaking wrong. Shit sucks.

Me in the house capitalism built for me

The sexual side effects of SSRI's can be really terrible but there are adjustments and different options it's important to pursue.

Real TV blueballs watching West Wing writing youtube.com/watch?v=iIqr...

Trying to come on Lexapro is like a lock trying to pick itself

Do I feel like doing this today

I gave chain-blocked most of the tankies by identifying their chud nexuses

I am way too sober for this

This is such a banger the British put it in mash

Remember when Google was the pinnacle of human achievement and interface design, so much that people wrote books about how to be like Google.

My personal rule is the only times it's safe to take public transit are when Taylor Swift or Xi Jinping are in town.

I was "the ServiceNow guy" for a small company (a few hundred employees) and I kept trying to tell them this. I went to trainings, I bought hours with their engineers, I leaned a lot. Vut I was just one guy whose main job wasn't even ServiceNow.

Every time i’ve had to deal with it, it was dropped onto us unsuspectingly by upper management and a sales rep, expecting us to just integrate it in our daily work, with a billion mandatory fields and things to fill out for analytics and performance metrics, with nobody having been asked about it.

Unpopular opinion: ServiceNow isn't half-bad. However, we have an entire development team and operations team dedicated to building and managing it for us, it's a lot of skilled work. I could totally see how you get in over your head and get a nightmare.

I've been doing this a long time. This post is not about her selfie. It's not even merits of what he's saying. Posts like these are branding campaigns by people with unusual insulation from imperiling employment, and exploit it for attention through transgression, which is often analogous to power.

Screams in Home Ownership

Next time you call America racist I want to show you a picture of how multi-ethnic and multi-cultural our auto theft rings are.

Oh he's definitely a Skooma addict

RFK Jr in 2001

wtf is that linux

I'm sorry for posting that link