floortime is goated

calling this a bromance is so weird.

Thinking of those for whom this time of year is difficult, unsafe, or demoralising. Domestic abuse rates rise around the holidays, and it can feel impossible to cope, particularly when you can't be honest about what you're experiencing, and there's an added expectation of joy.

Damn. I’ve lost a real Ally this day. The trans movement will never recover from alienating a guy who calls women bitches

I'll give you 400 guesses what the slack message was and you will still not guess it

love a good bit popping up on the tl like this

@mamavitelli.bsky.social check slack

Expedition 33 is a psyop to distract us It’s bread and Serkis

every story I started to type in reply to this prompt sounded like I was describing an incandescently angry toddler.

sometimes I have dreams where the entire NYT staff has been set on fire. it's so jarring when I wake up and they're still boomer posting.

One of the best to ever do it

wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

just absolutely dead tired

thinking about the standard mtg announcer pairing of the most professionally styled woman you've ever seen and Steve, who doesn't own a comb and his unmade bed is in frame.

will also add - yes, this is my personal crusade - that turning podcasts into videos implicitly asks women to once again make more effort than men, as the bar for "camera-ready" for one gender is obviously higher than for the other

in my natural habitat, vaping outside the function while wearing someone else's Big Coat

I have lost every run and im losing my mind.

Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here

This is literally what it feels like to get your nails removed btw

cousin walk with me

I've rolled credits and 100%'d this game. delightful.

"shut UP! no more buzz balls! shut up!" - mr pilnok's brother, as all three 30-something women begin c a c k l i n g in unison

merry christmas

Great essay from @sandyernestallen.bsky.social, expressing a sentiment that I'm very familiar with. I've said it before, I'll say it again: Whether or not it's difficult or painful, you are well within your rights to cut off your family permanently. Nobody in this world is owed access to you.

hello, I remain the most spoiled person. Mr. Pilnok's 2nd advent calendar started yesterday, but I couldn't put the game down to post! today's game is Dogpile store.steampowered.com/app/3839300/... my honest review: holy shit he gets me. it's the melon dropping merge game + balatro + dogs

I just made this one.

One more.

Ronald Reagan’s real legacy, charted and graphed. Spoiler: It’s not the bedtime story we’ve been told. A visual breakdown of the inequality, debt, and mass incarceration still shaping our lives. 'Trickle-down' economics was never real. #economics #economy […] [Original post on mastodon.online]

there will be an estimated 14 million preventable deaths by 2030, due to cuts to USAID. 4 million will be children under 5. ph.ucla.edu/news-events/...

shut the fuck up. they've had 50 years to catch up and won't pay workers the compensation we're worth. don't piss me off.

merry christmas adam to those who celebrate

KC people, there's a Penzey's in old overland park they also have gift sets

is six books + my kindle a reasonable amount to pack for a 5 day trip, during which I'll have, generously, 1 hour a day to read?

old memes i made of star trek with dril quotes thread

jarvis, detach post from quotetweet

I was going to buy my boyfriend cologne for Christmas but they all smell fucking awful? woody?? spiced??? do you think he would accept a bottle of wrinkle release? I think that stuff smells great.

Good morning

hit a fucking light pole.

He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows you would taste really good So be ready with your stake Oh You'd better not shout You'd better not cry He's moving to London, he's sexy and bi Dracula is coming to town

Indie Game of the Year is free rn!

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

man if only we could get back to the Good FBI as it existed before Trump.

Rudy Giuliani, Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire

this has remained my vocal stim for 5 months, much to the dismay of those around me

I love the way my boyfriend talks to Magnus when he thinks I am out of earshot.

Reach Around Ruffians is still a viable option

the CEO of ModRetro also founded Anduril, the drone manufacturer. in my dream world, this cross over is a desperate attempt to keep both failing companies afloat as Palmer Luckey goes through a brutal divorce. it's time to get back into fanfic, giving these CEOs the ol' Isley treatment.

rlly good day..... onto the last working Friday of 2025........