no man should have a butt crack

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your Mario Footsetp is the month of your birthday + your favorite number between 0 and 18 I'm Sonata for You More Than Anyone Else in the World

took Thursday off to attend the day game and spend half of it in the outfield experience bc I've always wanted to run the bases at the little k 11/10 highly recommend

went to atlas9 with a busted phone but mr pilnok took a lot of pictures, enjoy

attended the plaza art fair and fell in love with a $5,320 painting (not the ones shown but these are in my top 5)

But cancel culture isn’t real. Cancelling my preorder is tho lmao

took Thursday off to attend the day game and spend half of it in the outfield experience bc I've always wanted to run the bases at the little k 11/10 highly recommend

went to atlas9 with a busted phone but mr pilnok took a lot of pictures, enjoy

every time the royals security team tells me I cannot bring the pride bag, that they issued to me, into the stadium, it actually counts as a hate crime and is logged as such.

today was the last home game of the season back into the closet, 🅱️aggot

I'm so old that I remember when dudes would give players crap for missing a game for the birth of their children. I suppose attending a political rally disguised as a funeral for a podcaster is more defensible. www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

everyday I become more like my grandfather lighting joints off the gas stove and ashing in sinks is simply practical

well, gamers

I hate having to ask but I need to come up with about $300 to make next month's rent. I know there are better things to spend your money on but any little amount helps, truly Cashapp: $cactusgr Thank you so much <3

geez good thing we’re only using it for health insurance claims, legal arguments, mortgage rates, teaching students, predicting crime, mental health care, automating government services, fact checking, and pointing out other AI

this is why my standard first date is a trip to Reagan's grave, bladder full o' piss

it's 1-7 in the FIRST inning ahahahahaha im the JONKLER

every time the royals security team tells me I cannot bring the pride bag, that they issued to me, into the stadium, it actually counts as a hate crime and is logged as such.

I've never intentionally reposted an Instagram reel it's always some messy video with the comments disabled so the interaction buttons are off by 1 😡

A list of Democrats who voted NO on the Charlie Kirk resolution

Whenever a new Borderlands game comes out I get to be reminded of the time Patricia Hernandez ruined my life by writing several articles at Kotaku about how I tweeted at the BL2 writer that Tiny Tina was written in a racist way, siccing proto-GG chuds on me for years. I literally begged her not to.

hi, hello, here's a story. nintendo of america is ending hundreds of customer support contracts in the U.S., and is outsourcing those jobs to south america ahead of switch 2's first holiday season: www.ign.com/articles/nin...

someone with pull ask screenland armour to host a The Life of a Showgirl watch party for me, specifically they got the eras movie on time, why not showgirl www.releasepartyofashowgirl.com

ok, well, Cardinal Timothy Dolan: -said "police lives matter" in response to the protests around George Floyd's murder -opposes removal of confederate statues -wants child abusers laicized, just to prevent survivors making scandal -doesn't think war/capital punishment are evil -is catholic

there is something about the mouth/jaw region of josh hawley's face that looks like it's missing something not sure what exactly, but it's about the size of my fist

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

dw my son is being Raised Right

I'm on my lunch break, and I like to be helpful. Here's a template for a letter you can copy and personalize to mail to ABC/Disney. Keep it sane, but let it rip: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Tonight at 6pm! Come on out Bay Area freaks 👽

ridiculous use of AI. for $200 an hour i can write texts to your ex that are so passive-aggressive they will feel guilty about things they never did

kauffman playing "I can make your hands clap" followed by an unrelated clap track is why I have trust issues

bro, can I tell you? I fucking love clearing my own table. I love a tidy stack of dishes & one-tripping it. I love when there's a bus bin & belief in their customers' ability to tidy after themselves. & no one has to be told, there are no signs, everyone simply understands and does their part? nice.

so fucked that aws would go down when I'm off work and be perfectly fine when I'm on the clock

"Saw this dude with this really cool tattoo at a protest, so while he wasn't looking i took a picture and posted it on IG. Protesting is fun!"

because the trump administration didn't say this week that they're going to cull through 38 million bluesky users to try and find something to target people about. they may yet do that. but today, we're talking about rsvp'ing to protests in the wake of trump saying he's going to target protests.

My friends who are already parents are such good fucking parents, and my friends who are going to be parents, are going to be such good fucking parents I've never seen a generation skill diffed so hard

A lot of people owe @angryblacklady.bsky.social apologies today

I replay my footsteps on each stepping stone Trying to find the one where I went wrong Writing letters Addressed to the fire

PLEASE DO NOT RAIN OUT TODAY'S DAY GAME PLEASE I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR WEEKS

joy.

A Congresswoman calls for everyone like me to be locked up. The world's richest man proposes I be subject to a Nazi medical experiment. I no longer flinch at the sight of the soldiers with assault rifles on my commute. A billboard for AI tells me "keep thinking." One cold brew with oat milk, please

I got one of these 😎

tapping sign

MY FRIEND MAKES COOL THINGS!!!!!!

hey @mariners.com can someone bring one of these back to seattle for me?

THIS IS SICK AS FUCK

it was for today's ttrpg theme night giveaway! unfortunately, it sold out, so I'm not sure it's possible to get. perhaps because it sold out they'll do something similar again! 🤞🏻 or maybe they'll publish the PDF of the booklet! it's dense and like 20 pages

MY FRIEND MADE THIS

joy.