this story was sort of lost in the last few days of the epstein news but it’s wild how many republicans appear to be pedophiles or okay with pedophilia

just heard my boyfriend close the freezer, apologize, reopen the freezer, and toss Magnus a cube

Miss Lenore, at Gates BBQ off the paseo, deserves the Buck O'Neil seat on opening day.

It's Friday, and this is your reminder to close all of your browser tabs! Just close your entire browser window and start fresh.

(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)

me in the downtown area of any city on earth: but despite all of our differences, are we not all siblings and friends? me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote

my, what an interesting crop by the app here

crying at my desk because I never got to tell denise she was my favorite of mom's friends before she passed. it's been years.

when i click in to view all quotes of a post you should let me sort by most liked and highest ratio

men shut the fuck up about sports, politics, and video games. go learn to tiny twerk to addison rae in a moody alleyway.

stop telling people to kill themselves. start telling them to listen to the line delivery at 22 minutes and 25 seconds into Frieren season 1, episode 10.

forgot to mute while I puked, happy Friday!!

i imagine patton oswalt knew that would happen and did it anyway on purpose and doesn't particularly care which is the proper attitude. i support threats being suspendable offenses and i support people making them anyway if the situation compels it and just reading a book for three days

me when I sense an annoying reply in my friend's mentions

FUCKING REAGAN

there's been a driver shortage since the 80s and Duffy is threatening to revoke 180k CDLs (after having already revoked 17k)

"When Duffy threatened to revoke funds last month, a spokesperson for Newsom dismissed the attack and noted that CDL holders from California had a significantly lower rate of crashes than both the national average and that of Texas, which is the only state with more licensed commercial drivers."

MRI tech asked if I had new tattoos, metal fillings, or screws in my bones. which all seem like things we could have checked before the appointment? but my mouth was full of paper clips, so I just shook my head for no.

don't even invite me to the call if you're going to mention ai. you're just going to ruin my day and i will make sure it's mutual.

hi just a reminder that jim carrey is a horrible man www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz... globalnews.ca/news/3780493...

look what bluesky's lack of pop culture has driven me to do

groimes, thee ipsteen foiles are in the news ageen!

Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day

Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load. So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

i don’t need the northern lights. i can just stare at the sun any time. way better

it me

Kansas Sky, Great Bend. 11-10-25

it just keeps getting better

Unreal, pillars even faintly visible with the naked eye from Fort Collins

Just finished 1000xResist. Outstanding. Highly, highly recommended for any fans of narrative games.

Writing so of course I'm listening to music.. Now playing: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIv_...

if speaking out and being loud about TGA and its gross mishandling of the Future Class makes me less employable, that says more about our industry and the people in positions of power than it does me. i have a platform, i'm privileged that i feel safe to speak up. think about folks who might not.

bf just called my bong a "drug oboe"

if you see a funny post by a woman, remember that women are not funny and she is being serious. you must reply seriously. write up a whole thread explaining her post's premise back to her, in her own replies. if she appears knowledgeable on the subject? she is not. you need to correct her.

can't help but notice how many of you are still following this creep

Not only a creep but also a rape apologist.

A blessed Veteran's Day to my Uncle and Minnesota's greatest senator

I think partnering with Harry Potter should be the last thing your company or organization ever does. I'm not going to stop being a problem about it until JK Rowling is long dead and someone with a soul takes over her estate.

cis man calling a trans lesbian a pedophile for *checks notes* correctly observing that adult cis men lusting after little girls is different from kids have developmentally normal crushes

Everyone should know @dashwallkick.bsky.social is a danger to women and has an attraction to children. I’m not dropping this and no one else should. If you follow him, you’re following a pedophile and likely rapist.

i knew nothing of the power ranger account before today i've learned so much. it is *all* fucking awful. how do so many people follow this absolute fucking freak.

It's crazy how theres receipts of the rapey power rangers guy being a misogynist for actual years & apparently he does something fucked up every 6 months & people are like "hey the rapey power ranger is at it again"

Kansas City became a trans sanctuary city in 2023. It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives. I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com

here's my email. no chatgpt, all adhd. posted the same image twice to hold all the alt text