oh!

good evening I am moist 🌧️

Not now, molten outer core.

at first read this all seems… fine?

gm

not Paul McCartney calling Paul Mescal cute 😂

who up watching colbert’s last show 🥲

scenes from the lab:

ok this needs to stop

“I’ll text my camp friends. They run New York”

“here hold your organizer” 😂😂😂

sleeby

added another string already 😳

DC is ~33 degrees cooler this afternoon vs Wednesday’s record 96. 📉🌡️ It's the ninth drop of 30-plus degrees in 24 hours or less this year (1 in Jan, 4 in March, 2 each in April and May). Biggest? A wild 53-degree plunge Mar 11–12 (record 86 → snow/33). 2026 = temperature whiplash.

#Artemis II - Exploration Mission-2 Date taken 2026.04.06 Time taken 22:43:32 GMT Camera:NIKON Z 9 Focal Lengt 35mm eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Artemis II Crew / NASA JSC / ESRS / j. Roger

who up dreaming about the workshop/craft room they would build if they had a bigger house

omg oomf deactivated?

Are you experiencing host imposter syndrome right now Jeff? #Survivor50

In the market for a mysterious benefactor

open era? it should be the polycule era #survivor50

omg a marooning!!!!???!!?!?!! #survivor50

I’m sad we don’t get an actual reunion #survivor50

😳

omg I can’t believe they killed Jeff probst on live tv #survivor50

wow I thought this would be an easy final tribal but apparently not! #survivor50

did steph ever ask a question or…? #survivor50

Now THAT'S how you do it on Survivor! #Survivor50

what a way to end this shitty season lmao #survivor50

what…

god the fans fucking SUCK #survivor50

were the live reunions always this corny? I don’t remember this 😭

dee’s jury reactions have been the only thing giving me life during this endgame #survivor50

not the mike white zoom call 😭😭😭😭

here’s how [redacted] can still win

just obnoxious

this is the most gen-z thing i've ever read

everyone has that one drunk aunt who dances like this at weddings

Watching Battlestar in the 00s: wow religious dogma and spite have made the humans and the cylons worse off Watching Battlestar in the 20s: Adama is right about computers, unplug all of them and shoot them if they act funny

Inde Navarette that’s it that’s the skeet

at the grocery store and the prerecorded announcements are skipping 🫨

wasp nest! in my car door

don’t have pr*me so a****n lies to me and says it will take like 6 days for stuff to get delivered but it always comes in two days anyway lol

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

NASA Announces Rover Has Found Beauty In The Mundane On Mars

Mars' southern hemisphere from the departing Psyche spacecraft on May 16th. flic.kr/p/2sdXi1n

when the lightning is 1 mile away:

who up chi-ing their anti?

package was misdelivered so I contacted the company and this response sent me to the stratosphere

this is so coooool

it’s all happening on bluesky! unless it isn’t bc the site is randomly down every third monday or you’re posting a video or your wifi is off or you’re cropping a photo in a post or you’ve just opened the app or you’r- ope actually your phone just exploded anyway why aren’t more people coming here??