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If you're following along today for the #ArtemisII flyby, here's some notes on what to expect. 🧪🔭🚀🌘

#NASA #ArtemisII - Timeline from NASA for today ( 6 April, 2026 ) www.nasa.gov/missions/art...

I am so thrilled to share this guide to the observations that the #ArtemisII crew will be making during their closest approach to the Moon!! I hope you'll follow along! science.nasa.gov/resource/art...

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watch the free youtube stream instead 🥰

need to sleep in a pitch black tomb for 72 hours

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

He is risen. He’s still rising. Oh fuck I put in too much yeast.

“Copy Moon joy” #Artemis

Whenever I see the word “polymarket” I imagine a store that sells supplies for polycules, like day planners and bulk packs of oat milk.

Doug Ross:

and today had sunday vibes

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

hi 👋 photon behavioral expert here: photons only behave that way when they're observed

holy shit

turns out my polish ancestor renounced their citizenship :( BUT canadian citizenship application is ready to submit :D

some cool stuff about the science plan and how it was designed in today’s press conference:

Fresh from the NASA archives: Two stunning views from the Launch Abort System Jettison 🧪🔭 #ArtemisII

to everyone buying pepper plants at the farmers market today: I love your enthusiasm but I hope you have a way to protect them from freezing temps this week!!!

I painted the new image of Earth from Artemis!

Source???

*watching the astronauts eat dinner* wowww they’re just like us 🤩

If a headline ends in a question mark...

oh.

wind shear go brrrrrrrrr

is there like a schedule of artemis ii press events somewhere??

now with labels!

mug reveal!

bluesky image compression will destroy this but. wow. views of home from Artemis II. 😍😍😍

First hi-res shots of Earth taken by the crew on-board Orion. Source: NASA on the other site. #ArtemisII

hi hello gm

I'll be making this an ongoing thread of new footage coming down, so from here, we have Orion camera view from just at ignition to initial ascent Source: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

GOOD friday??? in THIS economy???

You’re telling me this lunar injection burn is trans?? 🤨

learning that maybe I should be meaner to some of you

Victor Glover talking about “not putting our differences aside but bringing them together” 😭 and then Reid Wiseman patting him on the shoulder like a proud papa 😭 don’t make me cry 😭

Christina making sure the crew has a chance to say hi to their families 😭😭😭😭😭

You want some nice Artemis II launch video ? It just dropped :) #ArtemisII

who’s phone keeps vibrating during this Artemis press conference……….

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am so excited to tell you that for the first time since Apollo 17 in 1972, human beings have left Earth orbit." -- Dr. Lori Glaze, opening the Flight Day 2 press conference

crisis averted 😮‍💨

“I can’t cut them but the cut lines are on there so you can cut them yourself” ok but like this is half the point of going somewhere to get passport photos taken……. I don’t want to cut them myself…….

😭

i went to big ass lake and everyone knew you!

many such bloomfies

gm

the astronauts have a broken toilet and outlook is malfunctioning? they could have littttteralllllly come with me to the office today for the same experience