that’s @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social

British lawyers participating in an icebreaker:

cut my brother’s finger off (accidentally!! also the doctors sewed it back on!! also also I was like 4 years old when it happened so I don’t really remember)

instagram, why are you showing me this ad? I’m sure you have my salary down to the exact penny in your giant database, so you know I can’t afford it!!!

dry january? how dare you. we’re in a drought rn

Post about your niche little interests!!

ok @ptklein.com ?

I got a new little coffee carafe and it pours sooooooo satisfyingly 🫦

qr codes are so back

when the file is on your second drive

Gravity/mountain waves are prominent and visually extend further southeast than typical on satellite this morning. Lots of wind out of the northwest. Also plenty of turbulence for flying in the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast.

getting too many ads for espresso machines…

update: 🫃🫃🫃

commercial with vampire weekend music in the year 2025/almost 2026???

wasps looking for a place to lay their eggs:

yeahhhhh 😮‍💨

you guys it’s sooooo bubbly

getting a second mortgage for my car 😍

🧪🛰️ Mt Michael 🌋 (S. Atlantic) shows an example of volcanic emissions making a cloud brighter by the same process that human air pollution change cloud reflective properties. This why it is of interest to study aerosols-cloud interactions. 1/n

focaccia in the fridge 😋

STOP telling me to join meta ai

asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish

oomf is 1800’s posting on main

who up wiggling they arms like spaghetti

My desire to become unknowable is unfortunately directly countered by my commitment to posting

presented without comment

weird question: does anyone have a (non electric) citrus juicer of this style that they particularly like? the one I currently have keeps breaking :(

switching things up by stacking my silverware sideways instead of vertically

Katy Perry if she was eco-friendly:

remember how you used to be able to look up phone numbers to see if they’re spam :)

Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.

boxing day, who wanna FIGHT

me when I’m a piping piper:

six episodes…..

mime is money!

wet christmas ☔️

メリクリ(meri-kuri), the Japanese abbreviation for Merry Christmas, sounds a lot like “Marie Curie,” so I’m officially treating it as a physics holiday too 🧪⚛️🎄

for christmas bluesky should bring us media in dms

and to all a good night

dylan efron doing an ad for yahoo??? oh he’s desperate

can NOT stop yawning

some of us have both!

this is so so stupid… but wow is it beautiful

hmmm this felt like a mid-season finale tbh

[homer simpson voice] purilibus, pluribilus!

cranberry marg 😊

who up boiling they cranberries

idk why fully nsfw accounts follow me, but I’m flattered I guess!