year of the scheduled horse moment

feel… weird…

This thread shows a deliberate defunding of U.S. science, engineering, social science, innovation, and education excellence. It’s a U.S. national security, competitiveness, and economic disaster.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Currently looksminning

tfw you add sodium hydroxide to water

My new topographic map of Venus is now online. Full resolution image version (~370Mpix) is available on Flickr www.flickr.com/photos/10958... PDF version (~211MB) is available here: drive.google.com/file/d/1Ksf1... 🧵 1/5

new type of oomf just dropped: combinatioomf. an oomf that looks like a cross between two other oomfs

Amelia Bedeliamaxxing by taking everything you say literally resulting in mostly harmless levels of chaos and lighthearted situational comedy.

who tf is setting off fireworks on february the seventeenth smh

me when the snipers finally get me:

this whole having a job thing is really distracting me of my intrinsic purpose, which is watching YouTube videos

the computer when you add a second hard drive (users in 2027 won’t be able to understand this post)

professor sending a reply all to 157 people: no -m Sent from my iPhone My work hours may not be the same as yours. Do not feel obligated to respond during your work hours. Michael J Radke PhD he/him/his ExxonMobil Distinguished Professor of Environmental Stewardship [picture of my pet cat]

so sleepy 🥺

also me trying not to share the secret I just learned:

I love secrets

welp.

gm fellow sleepyheads

qwop

year of the horse girl

I would like a leg massage ok good night oomfs

popcorn + m&m’s? perfection but if you put the m&m’s IN the popcorn????? JAIL!!!!

Tubman’s story is truly so incredible that it makes sense some people would be skeptical of the events but no their criticisms are like “the Underground Railroad wasn’t literally underground so it’s fake” and “she changed her name when she got married” society is so far beyond saving 🙃🙃🙃

it’s weirdly quiet tonight. went for a walk and nobody is outside…

move over spotify

the “X is down I forgot about this app” crowd go away challenge

We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.

always a good day when I get to use one of my frog postage stamps :)

this placeholder copy on the michigan dot gov website 😭😭😭

Even the mafia would be like ok polymarket that’s a bit much

valentine this, valentine that, who wants to be my personal shopper?

learning that some bloomfs are actually husbloomfs… hmm…

who up spontaneously combusting they human

youtube doctor that has the exact same voice and cadence as legaleagle lol

brooke shields!?

they should have had dua on :(

yeah

Kenya’s confessional glasses… there’s no lenses in them…

oh political ads! fun! 🫩

unpopular opinion? the negroni is inferior to the boulevardier. there are simply too many competing flavors involved in a negroni to achieve perfection

the bird dance guy is lds I fucking knew it

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

wowwwwww @thomcb88.bsky.social

why was Johnny talking about divorce and infertility as if he and Tara were married 😭😭😭

nimble like a cat

when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to 🥺

omg I can do it online and the site is actually functional and it takes less than five minutes??? love competent bureaucracy

i’ve lived in the same place for so long my drivers license is about to expire. rare academic W