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LIKE GET OUTTA HERE

I think I'm going to be obsessed with baby toucans now 👀

i’m a slut for any movie where a guy sitting at a computer looks up and says “uhhh sir i think you’re gonna want to take a look at this”

I really hope there are several lesbian bars named the rainbow beaver

what in the hell is happening here?

Chicago Cubs Score and Recap (5/25/26): Pirates 2, Cubs 1 – Brown Gem Wasted in 9th Consecutive Loss www.cubsinsider.com/2026/05/25/c...

I'm going to make this my entire recap if they lose tomorrow.

lolololol at all the Sox fans who a mere week ago thought they were hot shit for taking two of three from the Cubs

At least Ben Brown won't take the loss.

We got the full Busch!

Chicago Cubs @ Pittsburgh Pirates – Series Preview (May 25-28): Overview, Game and Broadcast Info, Starting Pitchers www.cubsinsider.com/2026/05/25/c...

Feels like he has had more of those this season

I am 95% done with having a cheeseburger. I just need to turn on the grill and acquire beef.

Apparently they are not...

Are the Avalanche doing OK?

if you remove Pujols that is like my dream booth for a Cubs game

Something tells me he wasn't Rushing to apologize

Tell as many corny jokes as possible, you will feel much better trust me

This is like me thinking about what I want for dinner

Chicago Cubs Score and Recap (5/24/26): Astros 8, Cubs 5 – Collapse Continues as Losing Streak Reaches 8 www.cubsinsider.com/2026/05/24/c...

I feel like we should just tee up @slwein.bsky.social here and let her cook

@chaoskat.bsky.social this is another time where they should just cancel the game instead of getting players injured playing in mud

Atlanta? Possibly Portland? Obviously, Salt Lake is the city that is most loved by the rest of the state

well that's the end of that game

Homeland Security is the most dystopian name possible

Trade Matt Shaw, keep Pedro Ramirez

I absolutely hate watching Jordan Wicks pitch

If you say you haven't sung along to Kiss From a Rose at least once you are lying

I'm starting to think maybe the revolutionary war was a mistake

I just realized this entire thing is the Key and Peele football celebration sketch

Chicago Cubs Score and Recap (5/23/26): Astros 3, Cubs 0 – Unlucky 7th Consecutive Loss at Wrigley www.cubsinsider.com/2026/05/23/c...

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Stephen Colbert is going to be just fine and probably better after this

People, including me, put way too much emphasis on the batting order. You can change that all you want but it's still the same players so it probably is a marginal difference at best.

Abraham and Mary Lincoln complete mostly successful trip to Ford's Theatre

No other way to say it, the Cubs fucking suck right now

That's a real bummer

Manfred is definitely last but I'm not sure about the order of the others

All we need are these morons doing their own Bay of Pigs

Chicago Cubs Score and Recap (5/22/26): Astros 4, Cubs 2 – Numerous Missed Chances in Sixth Straight L www.cubsinsider.com/2026/05/22/c...

I have no idea who this guy is. Is he credible?

The Astros are practically begging the Cubs to beat them. And the Cubs are like…

Can he really be that stupid?

Cubs batter when he sees ducks on the pond.

Chicago Cubs vs Houston Astros – Series Preview (May 22-24): Overview, Game and Broadcast Info, Starting Pitchers www.cubsinsider.com/2026/05/22/c...

Are we sure that's not why Matt Shaw went on the IL