oh here’s a reaction gif for the ages

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

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I like ketchup on hotdogs

I think it's fine the President is having a psychotic break on social media. Definitely not a problem

Used to be called something else but then CPAC had an event nearby and Ben Shapiro was the keynote speaker

That was the deal you agreed to two days ago you fucking idiot!

Well this doesn't make it any less suspicious

@slwein.bsky.social happy season premiere of Hacks day to you!

That's weird. Something bad has to be coming out about her to do that right?

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

Based on the Royals previous reputation they definitely did not know what they were doing with the bisexual flag colors lol

I'm just not a big fan of these jerseys in general because I think I just like the classic look for most teams

The Blackhawks finish up their road schedule and get ready for the final week of the season. @mjernst.bsky.social and I recap the week and start looking a bit forward to the off-season. A new episode of The Emergency Goalies podcast. soundcloud.com/user-1822502...

And people sincerely said in high school “when will I ever have to know about the Avignon papacy?”

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Pat Hughes talking about Mark Bellhorn 😀

I don't know if I would've tried any of those on a mission with a dodgy toilet lol

Tampa Bay doesn't seem to have the best defense

Okay, it is time for the Forbidden Don't Overreact About April Baseball Meme

@chaoskat.bsky.social the Rockies are winning again?? 👀

Well that is about the dumbest possible way to describe a cease-fire

Yep that's what happened bsky.app/profile/mmon...

So I'm taking this lineup to mean Ian Happ got hurt

I missed the part about Avignon so we are going to set up our own separate pope?

It's about time they started giving away baseball vestments

The most accurate this has ever been

Help my Secretary of Defense is talking like a wide receiver

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Is there anybody who isn't sick of this shit?

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America is also lifting all sanctions on Iran? Man Trump really got his ass kicked didn't he?

@chaoskat.bsky.social I can't believe I almost missed this important holiday. lol it would have been a dam shame

I can't believe I didn't realize until now it was international Beaver day.

I guess it's not surprising a member of the Angels couldn't hit the pitcher

Ironically it's usually Matt Shaw that shows his whole ass

PEEEETE!

Excellent outing by Javier Assad!

Unfortunately, health can be a skill and he just doesn't have it ☹️

I am not one of those who believes that history repeats, but consider the following from Herodotus: the Oracle at Delphi told the fabulously wealthy King Croesus that if he invaded Persia he would "destroy a great empire." Croesus invaded and lost--the empire he destroyed was his own.

Would anyone like a very silly dog picture as well

gonna put aside every other horror in this very stupid analogy aside for a moment but Iran the country is a set of borders. within and beyond those borders is a deep, gorgeous history/cultures spanning actual millennia. & millions of folks. these spineless little weasels need a trip to Den Haag

moon is a Florida State fan

Well the president is completely crazy so that's cool

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And there you have it. The end of another all-Simpsons NCAA Tournament thread. I hope you enjoyed it!