me after saying the most incendiary shit possible:

I guess I’m a next level hater because the Stuart Skinner sad celebration clip made me HAPPY, not sad. built different.

And climate change is just part of what NCAR researches. I'm just floored at the blatant non-America first thinking behind this decision. I mean, I'm not at all surprised. I'll have more to say in The Eyewall in the morning.

please stop posting that scary lady’s zoomed in face

I finally watched the new Nico Hoerner film. Benoit Blanc was in it too. 15/10.

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

unfortunately, I don’t think it’s going to be his turn for at least 15 years. we’re just not that lucky.

Rob Reiner was one of the key people behind the effort to go to court to overturn California's anti-marriage equality Proposition 8 when it passed in 2008. Working with Chad Griffin, they founded the American Foundation for Equal Rights and got Ted Olson and David Boies to team up to fight Prop 8.

He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.

I’m so sad over this Rob Reiner thing 😩

after some shopping this morning I wanted a treat and went into Jeni’s for one scoop and the guy was just like “no charge.” free ice cream! I’m definitely winning that power ball tonight imo.

god please take me instead of Roope Hintz

stars plz

extremely dumb that USA Hockey is watching Jason Robertson right now and saying hmm no thank u actually

president trump sir where is your executive order to force the national hockey league to drop the puck when they say they are going to

my extrovert agenda is spreading 😈

Dallas Stars I was in a car for 9 hours today please cut the shit

Notre Dame declined a bowl??? I’ve been touching grass all day sorry I’m late but GOD I AM SO SICK OF THEIR SHIT

the actual most fraudulent in here is Oklahoma. you’ll see!!!!

Notre Dame fraudulent asses being left out is so pleasing to me.

Are you guys joking about being Indiana fans bc ain’t no way all of you went there

I know Saban is sending the nastiest texts in the GC

extremely funny bit the Alabama receivers are doing in the end zone

Texas being out just allows me to be 100x more hateful and so far I’m having a great time. Alabama crumbling? Incredible. BYU doing…whatever that was? Cinema. the hatred is only intensifying.

guys we moved on way too quickly from Bryce Harper doing weird blood stuff to himself. I’m still not over that.

DAVE DOMBROWSKI, ON THE PHONE OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT: Yeah. Okay. Fine. So is the blood back inside him

you could give me $1 million and I wouldn’t unmute that Pat McAfee song.

last night’s Pluribus had me smiling with delight. can’t wait to see where we’re heading.

I got a prescription today at CVS and halfway home I realized another person’s meds were kinda stuck to my package. I took them back but the weird part is the last name started with N which is so far from W. how does that even happen?!

imagine being an Avs fan. hate watching the stars and just seeing them continue dominating despite being held together by like 7.25 ligaments. tough scene.

putting Jamie Benn in the penalty box is actually so rude. like he’s just a babygirl??

Miro Heiskanen thank you for firing my depression

my parents had to put their beloved cat to sleep. RIP Fred I loved hanging with you 😰

take Tyler Seguin’s pain, triple it, and give it to the Canadian hockey sex criminals

this mets beat writer, whomever it is, shouldn’t get to vote again. not just for the hall of fame but also in like, federal elections. this is a person with brain damage.

well, yes!

parents whose Spotify wrapped is their kid’s music: we don’t care.

Wyatt Johnston is a superstar. I’m glad he plays for the green idiots.

we need to suspend the NHL season until we can find and arrest the Etsy Witch who has the voodoo doll of the entire Stars roster

I'm dying that MLB is trying to astroturf a salary cap campaign through thought leaders like "Rational Yankees Fan"

“tall” sizes for women are the biggest joke. please stop wasting my time.

sound on makes this 500x funnier 😭

I’m going to hold your hand when I tell you this…

4 close friends, you say?

I kept my name (duh) and ppl always assume it’s hard to do? like I’d run into situations where it would be a problem? I was hospitalized in an emergency situation and my husband with a different last name had no issues visiting me. it’s really a non issue.

ok time to pack it up

I had a prof with weekly writing assignments I kept getting C’s on and no idea why. I finally went to his TA’s office hours to be like wtf and he was like yeah prof is a dinosaur who deducts if not structured in this XYZ way. I got A’s the rest of semester. never once occurred to me to complain

starting a rumor that Peter isn’t Herbstreit’s dog either

periodic post to remind everyone that I love my trans homies and if you don’t love the trans homies please never engage with me / just block me.