we don’t have time for this, sorry

Put Sarah Graves in!!!!!

Sean Miller behind the Texas women’s bench hell yeah coach

well he’ll hit 0 in late September or October so

Maddie Booker is a cheat code.

I wish we still a functioning house, senate, judiciary, and political media to make this matter but unfortunately we just get one of these daily and will have to move on tomorrow morning. ahh well

just saw Pete Alonso in an orioles uniform. it was scary tbh!

“military members don’t have to comply” please listen to yourselves. sure i guess it’s not a monolith but why do some of y’all think there is magically a progressive majority in literally the United States military. let’s be realistic please.

🚨 important PSA: Old Bay Goldfish are back! 🚨

when someone is short it’s like wow, that’s crazy

Duke fan next to me at ATL next to me just watched this game on his phone and keeps muttering “all he had to do was hang onto the dang ball”

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

Cutch 3 run jack?! dudes rock.

for our 30 we counted the 30 that existed when we started. ICYMI we finished last summer! 2 teams got new parks since we started. we’ve already been to Arlington to go to the new one obviously so time to pop into Cobb County real quick 🫡 # 32

I think often of a New York Times photo of a little Iraqi girl tending to her parakeets in a bombed house, probably from 20 years ago now. I will think of this man and his sweet dog often now too. People just want to love what they love, care for their little beings, and instead we do this to them

the photo choice is sending me

what a beautiful sport

Most Philly sign of the day?

cubs faithful baby

season saved

bolsonaro doesn’t get covid as much as this guy rolls cars

I would’ve simply not killed John Wick’s dog.

I have to know what phishing email he opened to make this happen

Against the odds, a humpback whale that had been stranded in shallow waters off the coast of northern Germany swam to the open sea on Friday morning, the culmination of extensive rescue efforts.

good news the dogs are still good

went 0-4 in 2 baseball games, college hoops, and hockey today. atrocious sports day. time to pick myself with a low stress shift in da Pitt.

proud of the hook em boys. they were playing with house money and still almost did it.

Dallas stars…boy I don’t know

I PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

cubs are cooked

I had a work emergency and the Nats scored? it has never been more over.

fraud watch

PAT HUGHES JUST SAID CHICAGO CUBS BASEBALL IS OOOOOON THE AIR 🚨

I’m so focused on baseball today I thought the beginning of this was about mlb owners and I was like damn go off

this video is so good 😭

gonna be honest with you guys…I don’t have the energy to be mad about cursive. baseball is on today let’s focus on that on this noted sports app.

Barry doesn’t miss

happy opening day. cubs in 4.

war_iran_final-blow_v1.pdf war_iran_final-final-blow-v2.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits.pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1).pdf war_iran_final-blow-no edits (1) APPROVED.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL.pdf IRANWARPLANSFINALFINALFINAL (1).pdf

Ok I’m home from working out. should I turn on the Netflix ballgame or no

not to criticize Bluesky but who are y’all’s Harry Potter posts geared towards? everyone on here agrees with your takes! who are y’all lecturing to 😭

"whether it is feasible or not" ok let me stop you right there,

today is not opening day. I won’t be taking questions or comments!

something y’all don’t know about the discourse is a really popular (and feminist/progressive/etc) knitwear designer is good friends w/l!ndy and doesn’t post on stories much but posted a road trip pic with her on her stories yesterday. girl tell her to get out of that situation!!!!

get his ass sluggo!!!!

I have the same one and it really is so good.

probably won’t engage with replies because I don’t want to get Into It With Parents but I often wonder what parents think life on earth will be like for their kids in 60 years

why don’t the stars care about my mental health wtf

Dallas Stars..:what if your power play didn’t end in disaster…just a suggestion