just found out in real time Kenley Jansen is on the Tigers. watch this space for more reliever updates.

I cant believe people are actually openly rooting for the croatian national team. don’t they know thats where graham platner got his tattoo?

wait I was dealing with my dead dog this week…Mitch McConnell also maybe dead?

Do Cardinals fans not understand that their logo is essentially understood as a hate symbol globally

I don’t have it in me to reply to everyone individually but thank you everyone for your kind words. Lacey had so many internet friends and I’m glad she brought so many of you joy ❤️🌈

I DO NOT CARE!!!! y’all are never ever going to get me to care about what those men are doing!!!!!!

hi everyone. I need to deliver some sad news. this week, we said goodbye to Lacey. having a dog the internet loves is tough because while I deal with my grief, I feel a duty to let y’all know our girl moved on. here is a thread about a very good girl who I was so lucky to have known.

have had a Rough Week so I’m watching the best romcom of the last decade: Palm Springs (2020)

fraud alert

Dansby “Gehrig” Swanson wow

they let *squints* Dansby Swanson get hot

my sweet prince 😭

Quetzalcōātl dijo ✨️ AQUÍ NO 😌✨️

we hebben een serieus peenalty keek probleem

that Morocco fan crashing out is me during the 3rd inning of any of my baseball team’s 162 games

I would’ve not shot it wide.

charge the padres for damaging the ivy

Dansby…you are an idiot.

people rooting for the Dutch…very grim.

I’m sure not cashing in and now having Shota come out for the 7th won’t come back to bite the Cubs.

Ian Happ doesn’t have a clutch bone in his body. It’s incredible. I hate him so much!!!!!!!

Shoutout the 🐐 🇵🇾

Nathan McKinnon, looking back:

all time choke job Paraguay lmao

I would’ve not shot it wide.

and his boring troops ass deserves it 😈

remembering 2020 when I was like “I like fireworks” on twitter and I was scolded by so many people for being anti troops with ptsd anti dog anti insomniac anti everyone. anyway, I’m doubling down on fireworks being Good but I do agree you shouldn’t hold a lot one.

no Sheep Detectives = invalid list

I legit don’t know how y’all actually fucking think a dem president will be as ruthless as trump. based on WHAT history

a consequence of Trump being so terrible is people have softened their view of George W. Bush’s terribleness and I’m constantly screaming that he put Roberts and Alito on the court!!!!!

the most annoying part is dem presidents will not clean house. they’ll be like no that’s not what we do and they’ll have psycho republicans running shit for no reason lmao

ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a waffle house at 3am, sure

best picture front runner

the dumbest guy you’ve ever met is typing out a post as we speak comparing this to the homophobic giants idiot and thinking he’s stumbled upon the gotcha of the year

nw: sheep detectives

I never doubted the cubs. do not fact check this.

cubs don’t deserve to win this so I should probably just turn it off

brewers doing distracting roof shit while the cubs are batting…oh I’m so sure

going to off myself if the cubs hit one more warning track out

barely 9:15am on a Sunday and I’ve stumbled into two parking lot car meetups. never change, Houston.

you’re missing the entire point of those posts? they’re all like “fuck what our government is doing, look at how beautiful this cultural exchange could be if our government wasn’t ass”

bro WHAT lmao this is beyond insane

begging you to read the full thread. need the cubs to fire Jed and replace him with this spunky 10 year old girl.

Ian Crapp

It's great how Sophie Cunningham earned her "enforcer" label by committing a hard foul on a player hardly any casual fans actually know inside the final minute of a game the Fever were leading by 17 points.

Read the damn room, Mr. Met.

deeply unfunny bit the cubs pitchers are doing.