Team USA would’ve won the World Baseball Classic if Mark DeRosa wore this

Congratulations to Kash Patel on his new job as Cathy Engelbert’s WNBA security czar

When it’s time to negotiate a new CBA, changing the wording to “Conscious Uncoupling” should be a top priority

The original Tanguy Destable

Has anybody asked Azzi Fudd about Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe’s breakup? Her silence on this is deafening

You can mock this but I said the same thing about Elizabeth Holmes awfulannouncing.com/nfl/peter-ro...

Thinking back to the glory days of WWE, when masked men with piano wire choked out The Undertaker at the behest of the Muslim bad guy

He keeps getting cooler

You know an Ohio public institution that isn’t routinely the focus of embarrassing national stories? That’s right, Kent State University ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Skylar Diggins when she reports to the first day of training camp

“We can both be wrong together” awfulannouncing.com/nfl/mel-kipe...

Everyone knows that “unc” is shorthand for the ESPN television movie “Junction Boys,” starring Tom Berenger as Bear Bryant

When you’re watching a random episode of “Beat Bobby Flay” at the bar and then your wife tells you Anne Burrell died

It's one thing if WNBA players are married a la Courtney Vandersloot and Allie Quigley. It's another when they're only dating and don't really make a big show of their relationship. What else is there to add to the story? awfulannouncing.com/wnba/jeff-pe...

Hiring Woj was kinda dumb imho because he had no administrative experience before this and he's inevitably better at waging a PR battle www.nytimes.com/athletic/719...

Man the hits keep coming frontofficesports.com/fanatics-sau...

Surely we can find a blonde white woman named Alyx to also wade in here

"Tell Vivek. I want him to know it was me."

I'm still hung up on how little the Storm gave up. The Valkyries couldn't even get the No. 14 pick? And I guess GS had to hope somebody they liked was still there at 16?

It's like watching the Basic Instinct interrogation scene

I'm still marveling at Cathy Engelbert using Girlboss feminism to duck questions about her future in the same press conference she basically said "My wealthy children actually pay for their own housing"

Cathy Engelbert, right before she steps in front of a microphone www.nytimes.com/athletic/719...

Well that explains everything

Thanks I hate it

I’m hearing that the Seattle Storm dominated the 2026 draft so much that the rest of the league may conspire the cancel the event next year

Flau’jae said “10 Things I Hate About You” was a formative film in her life and her WNBA journey had to start in Seattle

“Going Undrafted”

Flau’jae get ready to learn grunge buddy

Kim Mulkey is so pissed she has to travel to San Francisco to see Flau’jae play

It’s a good thing the Sky protected Hailey Van Lith from the expansion draft. They’re looking pretty light on guards

Awa Fam and Dominique Malonga together

Well there goes my mock draft

Have to say I disagree with a lot of the WNBA mock drafts I'm seeing. If I'm the Seattle Storm, I'm picking Paige Bueckers

This is the median American's opinion on trans people imho

OK, I gotta hand it to him. That's really funny

I'm sure people who worked under Katie Porter would be stunned to hear her say something like this

Donald Trump is exhibiting erratic behavior?

Awa Fam coming to Seattle would be just as good for the United Nations vision www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...

Thank you, President Trump, for healing Roy Scheider circa The Punisher