I'm sure he meant "midnight hammered," something he's very familiar with

I just want a Bears win where I feel good afterward. Is that too much to ask for? (Yes I realize I should just be happy we're 7-3 but I don't choose my emotions)

Bring back the guy who looks like the Big Dumper

As not-a-fan-of Pumpkin Spice season, I dug this deep dive into the history and science of it. www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

Republicans warned us that godless socialism would lead to this

"My 'sexually assaulting 15yos doesn't make you a pedophile' op-ed is raising many questions already answered by my op-ed"

Uhhhhh... I think the German National Team is staying in the same hotel as us? There were a few guys in the lobby in full Mannschaft track suits that looked like coaching staff.

Drive these hateful fuckers as far away from our league as possible

And I made it!

On a train to Aachen where I will embark on an epic run that will take me through three countries (total distance? Roughly six miles)

🎵 Hey Nineteen, that's Eddie Vedder 🎵 She don't recognize the drunk dude in the hardhat singing the seventh inning stretch at a Cubs playoff game 🎵

“Liberal“ Christians without liberation theology are so exhausting… the Chuck Schumers of the religious world

Heimat Verbesserung!

Handheld frothers are like $5 now and eggnog is the best holiday coffee creamer fyi

Beverly/Morgan Park folks: who needs Starbucks when you've got Two Mile and Afro Joe's right by the 99th St. Metra stop?

The next time somebody suggests that CEOs deserve to be paid more than the GDP of a small country because they're just that valuable, remember this:

Heard he’s a big hit a Mar-a-Lago

Change a letter. Make a singer less appealing. Nepo Case

Elon made himself a virtual Smithers

I can't think of a better example of the fallacy of neutrality. If you're not against people being kidnapped then you're for it. Imagine the trolley problem and somebody saying "I wish to remain objective so I'm just gonna look away." That's the same as actively choosing to not throw the switch.

Walking up to the building like:

Holy Mar-a-lago face, Batman!

DID YOU KNOW? The classic maxim "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing" was originally coined when my mom got home internet and a personal email account

"The danger is all around us. We are suckers for this charm. It’s going to be our downfall, it seems. We’d rather be entertained than taken care of. It’s tragic, really.”--Michael Shannon

I always say that Chicago and Philly are like cousins. They have cheesesteak. We have Italian beef. They have Philly soul. We have Chicago house. They have Four Seasons Total Landscaping. We have the Miracle Mile Shopping Center.

I'll celebrate when Bovino leaves for the Hague... in cuffs

The Democrats: "You want a youth movement? You want fresh blood? Here, have a 59-year-old nepo baby who's never held an elected office."

this is literally never not accurate

"The obituary for Donald Trump was merely a two word obituary which simply read 'Shit Trump.'"

Should've been 14 votes for 88th place

I'm not sure what's more short-sighted, pro sports selling out to the industry that will likely destroy it (gambling) or podcasts selling out to the industry *trying to* destroy it (AI)

So I was a guest on the Premier League Fan Zone this morning to talk about the Palace/Brighton match and rivalry and I have no idea how people watch it? Like I think it may have been live in the UK but I can only find it on YouTube via some rando uploading episodes.

Who exactly is the market for Fetterman's memoir? Democrats feel betrayed by him and Republicans don't buy books unless they're now a major motion picture

This fucking dude is mad that the Democrats are against high-testosterone males

👀👀👀

Like I said... never a doubt

I want to be fired up about this comeback but also I don't trust the secondary to stop the Giants from marching right back down the field in a minute and a half

Oh wait, the referee is Tim Robinson? Well that explains a lot

I miss USA Up All Night.

Woah, 71st Street got a road diet and protected bike lanes from Cottage Grove to Dorchester! The terrifying drag strip along the southern edge of Oak Woods Cemetery is no more. This is so awesome!

Same energy

I know it's hard to tell anymore, but the Sean Duffy quote about how pilots should just rely on their gut is not only fake but lifted without acknowledgment from The Onion.

Fall remains undefeated

Palace v. Brighton. We all remember what happened last season. Kick-off is tomorrow morning at 8am local time. Let us know if you're heading out to the Embassy (1435 W. Taylor St.) so we can be sure to save you a spot. #DontWatchPalaceAlone