i’ve said it before, but way too many people forget how much of the good Gen X art, music, etc talks about how everyone we grew up with are a bunch of fucking assholes

My current strategy for following the Cubs: check in on Bluesky every now and then and tune in around the 8th if they're in striking distance. Look, I'm not a masochist.

But will she apologize for her face?

During the game between FC St. Pauli and Bayern Munich, both ends made their views known on the German right wing. "In the stadia or anywhere else: against Nazis & the shift to the right" reads the banner, presented with similar wording on both #FCSP's Südkurve and #FCBayern's away end.

“We hear you and you’re being pathetic little man babies, grow up” is the allyship we all need. More of this type of thing please.

*Andy Williams voice* 🎵 Mo Baller 🎵

If the Pope was stronger on crime he would’ve gotten Reinsdorf thrown in jail by now

[Coming from a liberal btw]

Please please PLEASE let Trump start his own church like Henry XVIII did that would be some hilarious shit

The lost art of eating innings

This better be the title of the next King Gizzard album

Okay one more because I can't believe I didn't immediately think of this one... 2:07 when most of the backing track drops out and Warren sings the third verse, ending with the deadpan "I don't wanna talk about it." youtu.be/ehYvseT27c4?...

At 1:32 Kanye switches up the sample for exactly one measure and then goes back to the original loop for the rest of the song. Dude may have turned into a real piece of shit but damn he could produce. youtu.be/DawrlSwHUiM?...

Inside you are two wolves

That and screw the dealer both take on added significance

Just thought for a moment "why haven't I ever played strip poker? am I that lame?" but then remembered I HAVE played strip euchre. Not sure if that makes me more or less lame.

As somebody who grew up reading Foxtrot I'm so happy I discovered Bill Amend is on Bluesky

Seemed like a good day to finally replace the old @vfb.de sticker on the back of my car

Kingsley Dzade (Ghanaian, 1989), Can’t Wait, 2024. Oil on canvas, 152 x 152 cm.

Is JD Vance an Arsenal fan?

BITCH

From this day forward I'm singing "tap your head!" to the tune of Clap Your Hands by They Might Be Giants (off of their first kids album, No!) whenever I want a pitch to be challenged

GO CUBS WIN

Conforto legging it to second like there's a pot of Sunday gravy and meatballs waiting for him there

Oof... Cubs caught a huge break there

Did Eric Byrnes get treated with stem cells from Kid Rock?

Feeling anxious and want to blame my meds but I'm tapering off them and I'm wondering what I'm going to blame once I'm off them entirely

Also how any native Chicagoan I've ever met (including, most importantly, my dad) pronounces it

Tired: MAGA Wired: Magyar

Gonna start an OnlyFans page under the name Bollwerk Bockstark

JD Vance, come campaign in Georgia!

When it happens, I want Vance to perform CPR.

It's not just that Orbán losing inspires hope in other competitive-autocratic countries ruled by right-wing nationalist authoritarians. It's that his loss materially changes things in those other countries, because he's been operating as a headquarters and funding source...

MAGA really kills everything it touches

🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🤭 🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! 🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! Look, I say we're closing the Strait, and that's final! Don't try to talk me out of it! 🤡

Is this a threat?

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

People out on the prairie path walking 4-5 across like they're at an album cover photo shoot 🤨

Fun fact: since this is a Bible quote, watching today's match counts as going to church

Who is this person and why are they taking so goddamned long with my drive-thru order?

More like No Lucre amirite???

was once New Amsterdam.

I feel like we started down this road when mainstream media outlets decided it was fine to run "one weird trick" ads and other clickbait alongside real news stories

I want to give Woltemade shit for leaving Stuttgart for the mess that is Newcastle but let's be honest he was never staying and I much prefer this to him joining an already stacked Bayern

When Geno agreed to the open marriage on 90 Day Fiance

The Simpsons Movie took like twenty years to finally happen and the only things anybody remembers from it are Bart's dong and the Spider Pig song.

Happy Easter to all celebrating today.

🎵 HeidenKöln, HeidenKöln Does whatever a HeidenKöln does 🎵

Fuck yeah Béla!

Bundesliga has 2 Black head managers and a woman head manager. Its so great to see people getting their shot (and in Kompanys case excelling) in a big league like this.