All that aside, no self respecting Bulls fan of a certain age should under any circumstances ever hand it to the Knicks or Pistons. Death before dishonor.

Now is the time to RELEASE THE KEITH DAVID CUT seantcollins.com/2019/07/192-...

Same energy

Saw this dude's first MLB at-bat at Camden Yards while in college and told myself to remember his name so that if he became a star I'd remember I was there when it all began. He ended up only playing 23 games in the bigs but his legacy lives on as my most obscure Immaculate Grid pick.

Fyi to those unfamiliar with the history: “your sex life makes you too vulnerable to blackmail and so we must ban you from government work” is what we did to queer people in America throughout most of the 20th century

Real Chicagoans will recognize where this typeface was taken from

Stop scrolling. This is the most important video the German national team has ever made. www.instagram.com/reel/DY5Kpx8...

"bro, what?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Now that Susana has made it official filming her announcement video at a local Mexican grocer in Albany Park, feels apropos to raise this.

HEY! Special session: do this for 2028 (too late for now -- primary's come and gone). Maybe not precisely like this. Whatever district draws Mount Greenwood might be a bogey. Do it in a way that makes the best sense. (cc the @suesswassersee.bsky.social / @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social biumvirate)

Centrist? Pro-cop? Where do I sign up???!!!

Really wish people would include sources when making posts like this. From what I can tell, that picture came from the Twitter account of Abby Ronson, a media consultant who used to work for Mike Johnson, not Rogers. x.com/abbyronson/s... Still dumb as hell, but not from Rogers' staffer.

wut

"To make a form, and then try to work out what goes inside it, is really the opposite of how we’ve worked before. It was a very foreign exercise.” “wanted something ‘iconic’ which isn’t how we’ve worked before. I don’t think you can design something to be iconic.” Seems faithful to the admin

Hey blue jays friends! What's your best guess for how early we should get to rogers centre Friday to be in time for the pride hat giveaway? @lesleynope.bsky.social

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And right on cue here's the non-joke reason to not trust politicians bsky.app/profile/goth...

First Arsenal. Now the Knicks. This is why I never trust a politician no matter how likeable they may seem at first.

there are folks who unironically love the hell out of Kurt Cobain perform any song featuring Fred Schneider ate at kfc you are a beautiful genius ❤️

1. Dude didn't even create Candy Crush; he just invested in it. 2. That second paragraph tracks 100000%.

Watching these rich businessmen think they know everything about everything just because they got lucky with the right product at the right time would be hilarious if they weren't using their wealth to destroy the rest of us

One cool thing about getting older is you discover that a song and/or band you previously thought was cheesy actually rules. Exhibit A is If You Leave by Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark

Waterworld and Grogu Ishtar and Grogu The Postman and Grogu John Carter and Grogu Gigli and Grogu

Really neat? ✅ Full of meat? ❌

I wish meth were legal so it could sponsor the Cardinals' tarps off section

An incredibly stupid challenge which totally makes sense coming from a guy who took a picture with Charlie Kirk

Death, taxes and Bregman and Happ striking out with a runner in scoring position

I have seen Lee Greenwood live exactly once. I also saw Billy Idol perform at the same event. Oh and also the Blackhawks played the Capitals outdoors.

If you want a picture of the future, it's the government forcing you to listen to Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood. Forever.

Welcome back to Jeb!ardy, I'm your host, Jeb! Please Clap. OK Contestants, remember. Answers must be in the form of a hopeless plea.

God forbid a woman have hobbies

I know 99% of people are gonna dunk on this article without reading it but the first headline really didn't reflect the point of the article at all and even the new one isn't great. Not saying I agree with the whole thing but given how often I read straight women on here complaining about being

I took the one less traveled by And that has made all the difference* * the difference was a giant thorn catching my shoulder and another slashing my leg

The Iran deal is the Chinese Democracy of politics

This is the "top Democrat" who says the book is unhelpful. Fuck the Democrats for even listening to this bottom-feeding billionaire who's bleeding rural hospitals dry

🎵 Movin' to the country... 🎵

If I was the Bulls I would draft someone a little taller and a little better than Wemby. Drafting someone shorter and worse than Wemby is probably not going to be good enough.

Fuck the Knicks, yesterday today and everyday

HAVE YOURSELF A NIGHT, PCA

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Ben "Five Finger" Brown

he just did it again and it makes me zaidman cackle every time

I’m not one to speak in hyperbole, but Ben Brown is the greatest Cubs pitcher of all time.

So far I've seen two Bayern kits and way too many Dortmund kits at Maifest and I'm kind of regretting wearing my Mannschaft shirt and not one of my VfB ones

Fellas, is it gay to have a vegan girlfriend?

I really want to buy a Chris Richards USMNT kit and an Angelo Stiller Germany kit but we're sending our 15yo to Morocco for an Arabic immersion program this summer so money's tight. Anybody have $250 lying around that they don't need?