Encouraging photo choice.

Just want to throw out a Happy Whiskey Friday to all my fellow Dokoupil Heads. We made it, folks.

With oil prices rocketing upward, least my DeLorean runs cheaply on banana peels and High Life and plutonium.

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into the burrito man, the burrito man gazes also into you."

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Stop literally everything. Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time. fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

Czechia’s favorite cat and mouse team.

Support local theater.

Markwayne’s kindly grandfather: “You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.” (camera pans back from five year-old Markwayne) Narrator: “That was the day I learned to hate unchecked regulations...”

Going to Polymarket to check odds on dates for when an MLB announcer refers to ABS as “IBS” as well as if it will be on the White Sox TV broadcast.

While Col. Lockjaw walking into his new office is a great meme for someone getting canned, I do hope it doesn’t cause the erosion of using Tommy DeVito going to get made. Future generations need to have both as touchstones.

The internet absolutely rules. Some mutual you don’t know irl whose handle is “chodemuncher420” and posts fart memes in pundits’ replies will write “My wife and I help out foster kids 4x a week so they can go to college. We work with this charity that could use some help, please donate if you can.”

The idea that he’s just some dumb curious regular guy well into his 50s was always a very convenient act to avoid any criticism.

“Markwayne.” - Garth, doing a Shakespearean bit

Took a native of Italy who has lived in Chicago for a year for his first ever Italian beef. I’ve done my civic duty for the month.

hard no. absolutely not

I’m confused by your World B. Free Baseball Classic.

Ah, man. I’ve always called it the “Eriq LaSalle” Body Shop.

Belated birthday gift from one of my brothers just arrived.

Interesting chef’s knives

The child care block grant gets less than $9 billion a year for the entire country

You know who else is excellent at collecting relevant papers to assist a researcher in trying to understand a particular topic? A librarian. You know what you still have to do when conducting a lit review? Read the damn papers. There is no shortcut for doing quality research. You just gotta do it

Happy Birthday to the greatest city in the world.

here's a must-watch for all of you old-school deadspin readers youtu.be/hU4Ly1NNmbw?...

What if baseball on Sunday nights doesn't suck anymore?

What athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

“Resistance is futile,” a thing famously said by history’s good guys

“Will power is trying hard not to do something you really want to do,” said Frog. “You mean like trying hard not to eat all these cookies?” asked Toad. “Right,” said Frog.

The Shamwow Guy, Vince Shlomi, says he is suing the Texas GOP for “rigging” his Texas House race by not including the word “Shamwow” on ballots

The intro to Throwback Tuesday for the NBA on NBC with Bob Costas, Doug Collins, and Mike Fratello courtside. "Think of it as sort of like Crosby, Stills, and Nash... but not Young."

Politely fried tf outta my man

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, Ch. 16

As a parent of a school aged child this burns me up fortune.com/2026/03/01/a...

Calling sangria “hard Hawaiian Punch” now

A better world is possible.

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

Whom do I contact regarding getting a Ken Griffey Jr. political lawn sign?

“To labor unions, everywhere.” - Noah Wylie, accepting his Actor award

War bad. Say war bad. Say starting war without provocation bad. Do it.

It’s wild that someone who never watches cable news—and only knows it being dunked on on social media in seemingly hyperbolic terms—could then flip on a cable news station in a time of crisis and see the network playing exactly to the caricature.

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

Now seated

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

BREAKING — 51 Iranian children are dead after a strike hits Minab girls elementary school in Iran.