Can check. On to scotch.

ATLUTD still strikes me as an avg team with a problem of mentality and this is just adding fuel to my fire. -0.05 is basically playing even with your opponents but the rest of the story is they suck when tied or leading. If we hadn’t just cycled coaches again I would be all in for a change.

Can check

This is functionally the equivalent of rappers who make an album about their struggle and then can’t make a second album. Some people just can’t make art if they are happy.

doing this with half-dogs and mini-beers is so disrespectful to the spirit of the challenge that's all about exceeding your recommended sodium intake by 4000% while getting blind drunk that i'm inclined to say this has cost the phillies whatever mandate of heaven they may have had

The Roy Orbison chat got me listening to the Wilbury's album again and now I am on to some Jeff Lynne (my favorite Wilbury maybe?) and this song just came on and I feel blessed on this friday.

Ugh, gonna be more shitty 5 over 1s or something

work neighbor is bragging about how much he uses AI to check his code and finding all his bugs and I am just hearing how bad he is at his job. Its apparently picking up very simple mistakes.

How many fights were started this morning when dudes asked their partner why they haven’t written a song about their dick and got silence as a response? Lolol

Doink good!

Best thing youll see in the swamp all year.

Are we sure that's a misspelling in Minnesota? Or have we just uncovered their real desire?

Oklahoma State:

Weird story about two people who both seem to have more to them than can be captured here.

1) this is not a good spam for me. Know you’re targeting market scammers. 2) TOX?? Botox is already shortened! Now you’re just shortening it to Tox as in Toxin??? We are doomed.

lolol this isnt in Week 0! The Big12 is going to crater two of their teams seasons for this!

A sports personality that seems to have made the decision to be active on here following only 12 accounts and one of them being Fox News is breaking my brain. You actively choose to consume Fox News. But you also actively decided that this is your place and not Twitter? CTE is real y'all.

I hate this shit. Stay or go, dont do both.

Third softball game and I finally made it through a game without bleeding

Ok $15. Gimme a Spock and a Picard, cuz their value is great. Then I’m torn. I think I’ll go Sisko. So that’s $13. So with this studs and scrubs approach give me T’ana and Quark. Three highly capable, a medic, and a wildcard.

Putting mandatory student fees into the football program feels like it should be illegal.

Thats the response of a man who knows they got caught and has to say the right things regardless. That isnt someone who feels indignant or outraged that they are being smeared in the press. But ultimately he isnt going to suffer from this, the organization will but thats not his problem really.

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

I mean they make a pill for that.

Love tearing up and having a runny nose at my desk at work. (I put a lot of jalepenos ((not the aTm ones, some local grown hot ones)) in my burritos I froze for lunch and am still adding the black label valentina hot sauce for other flavor)

A mother in this waiting room is calling her teen son at home to try to wake him up for school. He’s going to be a future UGA QB. How do I know? His name is McClendon.

Love it. To hell with a third RB I’m carrying a 50 yr old kicker and kicking every time I get to the 30.

“Not pictured: The Mets” Goddamn Fowler.

Dallas is way up there

im still seeing hate on last nights tie. As a neutral hater of both teams I found it delightful and I would be surprised if there isnt a large portion of the population that agrees with me.

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

My worst neighbor is a Penn State fan and I can’t wait to see him in the hallway soon.

WALKOFF PICK!!!!

Yup. I dunno. Might have been the right call to punt but it certainly didn’t work out this time.

This should also have been targeting

Why is Kirby not using his remaining timeouts on this side of the two minute warning??? College coach clock management is infuriating.

I don’t know about punting there down already. Field position is good I guess but feels like you might not touch it again.

Go for two Penn state

Yeah that was DPI

Oh no what a bad drop

Welp. That’s about all you needed to do Ducks. Good win.

Yall need to have this VT NCSt game on your second screen if you don’t already

That’s one of the shankiest kicks I’ve ever seen.

“There’s an injured Wolfpack.” Sounds so weird. Like yes the team is the Wolfpack but that implies that each player is a wolf.

Oh I wanted Kirby to talk about the tackle reception so bad

I’m just laughing so hard at throwing it to someone that size and on top of that the fact that he had the arm brace on. Like how did he hold onto that ball?

Holy shit. A 360lb receiver. 😬

Alabama gave their 360 pound lineman the ball not as a trick play, but because nobody can tackle him

MANDATE OF HEAVEN TO ALABAMA THEY JUST THREW A PASS TO 360 POUND KADYN PROCTOR

HELL YES