Perfect food truck. Busted up mfer is gonna bring it way more than the ones where someone has thrown thousands into wrapping it snd their branding.

Salesforce 1s are evolving to their final form

@jacketdan.bsky.social I think both feeds I made for past years are working the same at this point, but one is just #CharitibundiBowl and the other has 2025 in the feed name (not that it really affects anything). Here is a link to the more generic one in case people are looking to see all the posts

Fam is it good that Michigan is getting the south's kind of spring storms? Asking for a species.

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

“KJ dresses like an extra from one of the matrix sequels” is something that’s gonna make me laugh for a while.

Shit. We have to retire “nightmare rotation” now. It’s done.

Still Tuesday right? Trash Tuesday Take: People who say “cheers” with food are the worst.

Hey @repnikema.bsky.social where is your name? You just said you wanted to impeach him but you are not involved in this? What gives?

The director should win an Emmy for Outstanding Comedy for repeatedly cutting to people saluting.

BBQ Brisket

Yall we did helmet discourse yesterday. We cant do it again for 2.5 weeks. You have to talk about something else.

Oh, speaking of Cherokee, NC, I loved this exhibit at the Museum of the Cherokee People #Cherokee #America250

Y'all need to get the fuck off Substack.

This argument makes less and less sense when you understand that Tokyo to Osaka is ~500km and ~50m people between the two cities and Boston-NY-Philly-DC are also like ~50m people spread over only a slightly larger distance of ~700km. "Half the population" doesnt matter, Number of people does.

is there an equivalent of a bat signal for @olliemcclellan.bsky.social?

Blessing the TL with a Dragon Ball Corvette

Backpack coolers with freezer packs that slide into specific pockets are on sale for $30 fyi. Yes Dr H approved of me buying another cooler. We have a porchfest in a month and it’s going to come in very handy.

Helmets. Always.

The embarrassment she is talking about is that her boyfriend has turrible opinions on education.

So if Zark Muckerberg thinks you should get a raise does your boss have to give it to you? Cuz this could be funny. Really funny.

Everyone should be doing this. 1) because savings 2) because you get to size up exactly how thick you want your steaks 3) because they dont blade tenderize the whole roasts like they do their precut steaks, so you avoid a source of contamination if you like your steaks on the rarer side

Wait til she finds out why its called America

At what point does a live action movie become a cartoon? Like is the 2023 Indiana Jones where they have touched up everything to make Harrison Ford young technically an animated film?

This bar serves broth and a shot for $8 and I love it.

Funny enough, he's American.

Has someone started a tracker on this kind of stuff. Assuming this is the tail end of a pump and dump then I would love to see what it would look like to early trade off of all his announcements. Like sure you might be a little early on the dump, but still would make some money right?

I know its not, but damn I want that to be him rocking an Albanian Kangol so bad

how much did the pentagon lose this month

GO JACKETS!!!

A nice mango flavor but it’s more subtle than regular peeps are. Lime and chili are missing imo.

Tiki Thursday? Is that a thing?

"Fans feel deceived." No. Fans were deceived.

But wait I had a bunch of people telling me that since my representative had signed on to some old ones from December that there was nothing more to be done?

Ok a few thoughts: Lose the second patty. There’s enough meat and cheese so two beef patties are just excessive and not adding to the flavor. When the executive chef makes it I’m sure it’s great. When they are trying to pump out dozens it’s going to be mid at best.

My cat just turned and huffed at me cuz I’m late with his dinner. And ya know what? I get it.

Thicc Van Wyfe

“Sound off in the chat if you know what a Wizzinator is”

Hey yall, someone logged on and saw what they had scheduled to post today.

They should all be flying or driving to DC right fucking now. Hold a giant press conference on the Capitol steps. Make this LOOK like the emergency it is

He is wearing his national championship hoodie today, but you can tell he's down bad.

Yelling at randos in my replies might not be helping helping, but yelling is making me feel a little better.

Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia

Donald Trump is unfit to serve as the leader of the free world. That's why I have cosponsored H. Res. 939 Articles of Impeachment to remove him from office.

Are we ready to have a conversation about French-Canadian Alien Math Rock here yet?

The Kool-Aid is stored in the balls

I read the headline and my brain pronounced it like Bill Raftery saying “Onions”. I should go back to bed.

“Did he travel?” They ask as they show him going heel toe heel and dragging his foot.