Calm down, they have to wait for Madrid to fire Alonso before they fire Slot.

Yeah we're shit now, but the Black Wednesday Champions League fixture remains a top three spot on the calendar. Let's get after it.

Gonna watch 15 minutes of Invincible to get even more revved up for the Bears sending these fuckers into another existential crisis Friday.

The Canucks seem intent on doubling down on their go-nowhere plan. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-canu/

Today's free post is a deep dive into Alex Vlasic, who is far from the sure thing the Hawks want us to think he is. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/is-alex-vlas...

Maybe Liverpool should try punching each other on the field. Nothing else works.

Premier League Round 12 wrap, where Arsenal are now Hydra. Arteta even kind of looks like Red Skull a bit. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/things-from-...

Uh huh.

On last night's loss to the Avs, and how the cold light of reality is probably rearing its ugly head on the Hawks, much later than we all thought, at least. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/we-all-knew-...

Feels like that game could have been 100 minutes long and the Hawks wouldn't have scored.

Pang shut the fuck up you never saw Pilote play.

Derek Stevens would participate in a ponzi scheme on his own grandma.

Darren Pang continues to oddly and needlessly fascinated by home/road special teams splits.

VICTORY FORMATION. FADE TO BLACK.

TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.

TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.

TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.

TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.

Joe winning on a Hook turn is such a wet fart. No one gives a shit about Hook. I'm not even sure Hook gives a shit about Hook.

BIG STOKE BIG MATCH WHITES

Get you a hobby you enjoy as much as Okada enjoys hitting Takeshita with a Rainmaker.

They CAN NOT use Crevier as some sort of matchup d-man. Be serious.

Free post of the day, the usual Premier League preview is back and locked in for the next four months. Come on in. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/i-can-see-en...

On last night's loss, which was probably the first truly bad one of the season. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/coffee-is-fo...

That's a bad loss.

If Pang is going to tell Belushi stories I'll join: When his shithead kid got kicked out of school for bringing weed on a field trip, Jim called the principal to try and swing his dick to get him out of the punishment. His excuse of, "I told him not to bring his weed on the trip!" didn't work.

Bertuzzi has been good this year but he's also constantly rolling 7s. He fluffed the shot that went in and that wasn't even a pass that just lands on Teravainen's stick. Sometimes it be like that.

Darren Pang is amazed when any goalie over 5' 3" makes a save.

This game has already entered "Someone throw a pie!" territory.

My effort at THE SQUAD, which has a defense that will send Pepto sales soaring on these shores... sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/all-right-il...

The Wild are doing that thing again. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/is-this-the-...

Recording the pod tonight. Send in your questions!

@sludgewilliams.bsky.social Been trying to watch as much of the Stardom Goddess tournament as I can. I must've watched two or three Soari Anou matches wondering why she had a new partner before I figured out Natsupoi just wasn't bleaching her hair anymore.

Where I actually bother to defend JT Miller and the Rangers, just to see how the other half lives for a smidge. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-rangers-...

Today's free post on the USMNT, where the vibes and juice are getting hard to ignore now. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/back-in-groo...

A thorough breakdown of a hockey game between the Hawks and Flames which is definitely important and worth the effort. I'm find with where I am in life. Honestly. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/whats-t/

All right, let's do the math. 3 in the States 4 in the UK 3 in Germany 2 in France 2 in Portugal 1 in Spain So 15. If we're doing favorite non-Anfield, would probably be Dortmund. Certainly the loudest. Though I was in like Row CCC and my quads hurts for about six weeks after.

Bedard passes on a 2-on-1, @fifthfeather.bsky.social drinks.

Well let's hope the last 25 minutes here enter "this could have been an email" territory instead of "all subs come on armed with a battle axe" territory.

Clinching a world cup berth with a goal from the halfway line is about as windmill dunk as soccer gets.

The Habs have a lot going for them, but they have one major glitch. And the bodega has empty shelves where the solutions would be. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/lets-throw-t...

It's definitely more of a discussion than it was before, as Bedard makes his way toward Team Canada... sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/how-much-clo...

Some thoughts on what it says about NWSL that it simply can't hold onto someone like Trinity Rodman. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/trinity-rodm...

Feeling charitable, so let's make this one a freebie, too, on the USMNT's run-around with Paraguay on Saturday. If I have to motherfuck Gio Reyna into changing the World Cup for the Yanks, I'll fucking do it. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/reynas-edge/

Free post today, going over the Hawks win on Saturday over the Leafs, which was more than enjoyable enough to be on that stage. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/mr-saturday-...

They should have sent a poet...

VICTORY FORMATION. FADE TO BLACK.

TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.