Curious why Burakovsky is the one player Pang has decided to hang out to dry. Like, this season.

Murphy's big fight inspired the Hawks to...9 more shots and no goals.

Hunt giving Levshunov a Storm Zero.

Gotta tell ya, folks. This is a shit-assed effort so far.

Hossa doesn't have his arm around Keith, his skin is just stuck.

Someone smarter in marketing than me will have to explain doing the hard sell job of watching the Hawks on CHSN during a Hawks game to people...who obviously already have CHSN and are watching the Hawks on it.

Well not much you can do there, given that Mikael Backlund is the greatest player of all time.

As promised from the podcast...

I feel like I'm going to end up writing something like this every six weeks until the Hawks are good again. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/im-once-agai...

Jake Doyle (Something) was at Freelance once. I stood next to these two goth kids, face paint and all, and they were his biggest fans. I think about them every time he's on my screen now.

Darby, Jesus.

Recording the pod tonight. Send in your cretin questions!

Things are hellish in Vancouver, which is something of a relief, as I don't have to worry about any death threats from there again. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-vancouve...

Seizing up Alonso's doomed stint at Madrid, mostly because he's my favorite all-time player. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/xabi-alonso-...

Just some random thoughts after attending my first game of the season, and what you see live that you miss on TV on a sleepy night at the UC. We were all still hungover from Saturday. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/down-with-th...

So wait for a whistle is just something we've given up on? Kids today gotta get to their espresso martinis when they gotta get to them?

Hawks man to man system has a fatal flaw when it's "McDavid vs. Any Yutz In Red."

Musta got lost... Somewhere down the line...

Bumping one more time, it's free for everyone. My generation's and all the ones that come after it best Bears moment. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-best-nig...

Now we get to the Hawks puke-y weekend, which didn't end up that puke-y in the ledger. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/puke-nukeem/

@kfishbain.bsky.social Question for your next mailbag: At first, I thought it was just pandering to a new fanbase, which I didn't have a problem with. But it's clear now that Ben Johnson really detests Matt Lafleur. Is there a story there we don't know?

I usually kick Mondays off with a free post wrapping up the Hawks weekend. Obviously, that's not the case today. But it's still free for everyone! sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-best-nig...

WILBER IN THE SNOW

I believe this is the first time we get the glow of a Bears-less Sunday after a playoff win.

Now I'm thinking about that NYE game in 2006 that didn't matter, and @danbernstein.bsky.social spent a whole afternoon show telling Bears fans to ignore it and let Packers fans get worked up about it because they were used the sitting in their own vomit...

That Caleb throw on 4th down is gonna slot comfortably next to Kane's goal against the Predators as forever moments that don't actually make any sense.

GET HIM UPSTAIRS...

They're gonna fire LaFleur so hard and never recover

Ahem...

VICTORY FORMATION. FADE TO BLACK. FUCK THE PACKERS. ABOLISH ICE.

TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.

TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.

TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.

Since I disowned the Cubs and the Hawks chose to be irrelevant, these are the first playoff jitters in a while. Feels good. And awful.

Because it's 1-8-7 on an undercover cop!

Well, that's enough of that.

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Very likeable organization. Easy to root for.

Holy shit, Jay Rodriguez. Wrexham certainly have a Remember Some Guys vibe to them.

Ball out, kid.

Phew.

Kyle Davidson couldn't stomach having no zombie money on the books next year, so here comes Ryan Ellis.

Free post for the day, going through the midweek fixtures in PL Round 21. Aaronson is now Figo, City are now exhausted, and Spurs are...well, they're still Spurs. Good to have a control in the group. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/things-from-...

On last night's second clubbing of the Blues, where the highlight was clearly Darren Pang eating a bowl of shit after his Team Binnington stump speech. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/maybe-we-can...

Recording the podcast in a minute, send in your questions!

Ask PAC what he thinks about Eddie Howe.

Not only is Mercedes one of the best wrestlers in the world but she'll always give you a cake spot.

Searches for "Odds Brenden Aaronson wins World Cup Golden Boot" skyrocketing.