I'm so sick and tired of trying to play it hard...

Somehow I doubt this'll make their games suck less.

Nighttime wrap of the day's doings, first up, a Canucks preview: sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/behold-the-i...

Today's free post on how September has become just as much about which teams shits itself inside out as it is who closes gloriously. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/watching-the...

Finishing out the Pacific Division previews with the Good Sir Knights. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/behold-the-i...

Continuing or preview tour through the Pacific, and this morning it's a former foil, the Vancouver Canucks. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/behold-the-i...

Soundgarden at The Vic.

Now I have a flamethrower HO HO HO

Kyle Fletcher stealing my look.

I'm glad OC is back, but I really did want to see the painting.

Willow had better beat up FTR.

Taking a deep dive into what's wrong at Villa Park so far this season. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/no-thrilla-i...

Highly recommend signing up for Sam’s articles. Especially with Hawks season loading.

We'll be heading into The Lab tonight to record the podcast. If you got queries, send em our way!

Rolling on with our previews, and reminding ourselves that the Kraken do exist, though no one can figure out why. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/behold-the-i...

Doing my best to make any sense of the Hawks preseason opener and already having my skull cave in having to listen to Pang Propaganda. Come join in on the fun! sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/but-you-run-...

The Cubs have worked very hard over the last week to keep MLB from the embarrassment of a sub-.500 playoff team.

Not the best but one of my favorites. www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCir...

All right that's enough for me. If you absolutely need 3rd period, preseason thoughts follow the nutjobs @secondcityhockey.bsky.social, for they are truly lost and bewildered.

Is it a good sign the Hawks are getting doubled up in shots by the Griffins here?

I guarantee he absolutely will not be ok with whatever backlash comes. These faith fuckers are more sensitive than a clitoris, and they don't know what that is either.

All right you fuckers, I'm not gonna watch all of this dreck, but I'll watch some of it, and I'll do it FOR YOU, so you'd better appreciate it! I'm gonna listen to fucking Darren Pang for your benefit, schmucks!

Summing up the day's work, first on Kyle Davidson wanting it both ways, but it's neither. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/it-cant-be-b...

Continuing the previews, and today's it's the Hawks West. Or maybe the Hawks are the Sharks East. Either way, these two are connected, and it'll be annoying. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/behold-the-i...

Today's free post on the Hawks and Kyle Davidson seemingly want this season to be both ways, but they can't have it both ways. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/it-cant-be-b...

Continuing the preview series with the Kings, who have spent the summer turning their blue line into a hospice. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/behold-the-i...

Continuing our trip through the Pacific with an Oilers preview: sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/behold-the-i...

Wrapping up the Premier League weekend, as Pep and Mikel are so far in each other's heads they've come around again. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/i-see-englan...

I've always got time to watch Sasha Zverev spit up all over himself in a big match.

VICTORY FORMATION. FADE TO BLACK.

Guys, I can't motherfuck Wright every goddamn game it doesn't work that way

Touchdown BEARS

Counterpoint: Nah

Yeah have fun with that.

Holy shit, Ms.

Hey Fire! (The team, not the disaster. Though sometimes they've been that)

Hangman Page. That is all.

FRESHLY SQUEEZED

Fuck Wendel Clark.

HBO isn't gonna be running these ads during the show, right?

Oh good more antics from Marina Togo. It sure isn't getting old!

Sticky Fingers. And I'm pretty sure the cassette was pink?

It's so funny that teams keeps trying Craig Kimbrell.

I miss Screaming Females.

I miss Screaming Females.

Back to our previews, and it's the Calgary Flames up next, who are genuinely confusing. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/behold-the-i...

Finally completing my look at whether the MLB season has become the NHL season, a couple of months after I started. Now you see why I was such a crap student. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/has-the-mlb-...

My Roku keeps suggesting episodes of China Beach. Seeing as how my father has a major Dana Delaney crush, I can only assume this is some sort of message from the great beyond. However, my father not being a very complicated man, I'm fairly sure the message is merely, "Dana Delaney is hot."

Jetboat