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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

having mr. torture memo himself claim that nixon had more presidential powers than shrub is as insulting as it is hilariously false.

Gonna be serious here and say that the name is tertiary among my concerns here. Anyway I hope my wife likes her upcoming birthday gift.

sick-looking guitar

a brain made entirely of plaque entanglements, encased in filet-o-fish breading

this was me in 8th grade on the little tykes hoop

China invests its profits into social welfare and infrastructure investments and at home and abroad via corporate taxes. Norway has a sovereign wealth fund and taxes that pay for civil society and social welfare. What do Americans get? Mostly, it's just billionaires. We have billionaires.

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waiting to see which pundit trials the "finally the trump admin is lowering prices!" balloon

we jest but “not being able to tell or get a joke” is one of the catalyzing sparks of internet-era conservatism and “not having friends” is another

remembering the time in college when, in the room of the one guy who had a rabbit-ears tv, a bunch of us were watching the winter olympics; and someone else in the same suite barged in, loudly-rhetorically asked "ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING OLYMPIC SEX??", and immediately closed the door.

tumblr never should've banned porn

I think the main reason that Atlantic piece had to be a fictional second person thing was because all the real parents of unvaxxed kids with measles are like “actually we love encephalitis, we didn’t even like that kid very much, praise god.” www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...

imagine deciding the nba finals with an olympic-style 3-on-3 game. silly system.

chicago city council gave tacit approval to driving like this yesterday

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

Absolutely massive day for the "I'm The King Of The Highway" crowd

how your email finds me

oh wow i didn't know broken social scene was playing the green mill

oh wow i didn't know broken social scene was playing the green mill

12-string electric guitars

me as an ice agent: I love arresting babies on the orders of my pedophile president

israel is expected to have an excellent biathlon team in 2030 after learning that the targets don't shoot back

If you limit immigration to next-to-nothing it becomes a lot easier to convince people in power that the unemployed (including kids!) need to be press-ganged into the work force, by force.

"I would rather have Roosevelt in a wheelchair than Reagan on a horse."

On Jesse Jackson, RIP.

I worked on his campaign in MI in 1988. When he trounced Dukakis there, the Democratic Party went into a panic and did a full-court press to stop Jackson. I remember they got Anthony Lewis, the NYT's token liberal columnist, to write a "shut-up" and eat your Dukakis piece.

Lula is considering sending aid to Cuba. Idk why he's considering anything. Do it you fucking idiot. Help our comrades. They help us so much with healthcare.

every mallpunk trio. but also, mclusky.

Chromosome testing in the Olympics and other international sports because Soviet women were dominating competitions and instead of accept they were being beaten by reds, the US decided to deliberately create entirely bogus rumors that the USSR was entering men into competition disguised as women

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The Keyes Constant really is undefeated as a concept, I'll leave it at that.

we joke but i have to use burners to comment on BYCTOM because i insist on creating a vanguard of vocal supporters of NU’s men’s basketball coach, or, as i like to call them, Coach Chris Collins Posters.

Ofelia Torres, the teenage Chicago Public Schools student whose fight against cancer while her father was detained by ICE came to represent the federal government's overreach during Operation Midway Blitz, has died. Brave young woman. I will never forget her. RIP.

KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell

back at it again

this is such nasty work lmao

The Tkachuk family barreling into the nicest coffeeshop in Milan and all asking for multi-pump frappuccinos with milks of various consistencies.

go birds

Schumann-coded imo

Worth noting that this is the exact economic theory of fascism that would often get you smeared as a class reductionist even by other leftists if you voiced it between 2016 and 2023/4

Most of our drafts are in the $7-$8 range.