Even though battles rage around them, these kids got moxie, and have good heads on their shoulders. So good luck, Katy and Justin! NORTH AMERICA IS PROUD OF YOU!🫡

Louisiana is like basically bankrupt, New Orleans can’t pay workers rn and the state/donors are going to spend an ungodly amount of money on a buyout and a new coach. The priorities of the South never cease to amaze me.

This guy draws a whole damn paycheck every two weeks to do.... this. If it were me, I'd keep the working mom who needs food stamps here and deport *this asswipe.*

But don't you *dare* call 'em Nazis. Because that would be *wrong.*

The thing is that, as things stand, we're tied with the Niners in the loss column for the last wildcard spot (game in hand rest in #Bears hands). And only a game behind Detroit for the division lead (Packers game pending). Seems larger than that, though.

That's instigation. Clear as day. And yet the video will be cropped and blasted far and wide on Twitter, and all shall be well. Fuck.

That sequence was just *insipid.* #Bears

So now that we got a few minutes to think about this -- What exactly does a good onside kick look like? Is there any science to it or is it all art? #Bears

Welp.

Oh God. ANOTHER offsides call? #Bears

Build that record.

How many angels fit on the head of a pin? OR Was that a catch? Tougher question is... what? #Bears

Oh, that QB keeper for THIRTY YARDS UP.THE MIDDLE is just inexcusable. #Bears

“Why am I going to Broadview? Because what is happening to this city I love is terrible. ICE is deliberately sowing terror.” — Rev. Roger Bertschausen, Unity Temple UU. UUs are joining an interfaith response to ICE’s disgraceful escalation in Chicago: https://bit.ly/3Lon0ZO #ImmigrantJustice #UU

close the law schools

This is really something.

This dude ain't scared of heights. Chicagoan by birth. Marine by choice. Harvard diploma on the wall. Spirit, guts, smarts. Works for me. Don't fuck with Ruben Gallego, is what I'm saying here.

From the administration that has systematically removed historical representations of people of color, from the regime that reinstalled confederate statutes and names of military bases

Democrats should just start rolling out ad after ad of Reagan voiceovers.

Haha hope you UCLA students enjoyed waking up at 8:30 a.m. your time on a Saturday morning to watch this. #Hoosiers

I was a third-string DL on a two-string team in high school. We went oh-for-nine. [Woulda been (negative-one)-for-ten if I got time.] I FEEL THESE STAT LINES DEEPLY. Carry on, fellas. ✊️

Uff da. This is something else, guys. This is in Pritzker's league. From the heart. Gots the guts. He took their words and used them against the jerks with *skill* by.... talking to his town, and his community in particular, instead. More like this from more people please and thank you.

Well, 0.50 outta four ain't bad. 🤣 (Oh: that Vlad v Shohei narrative is lit up now.) #BlueJays #ElbowsUp bsky.app/profile/326b...

Agreed. 🤝

Oh, Doug Ford. You scamp. 🤣 Excellent. #ElbowsUp #WorldSeries

STUNT ON THESE HOES @bluejays.com

"For centuries, American presidents have been clamoring for a crocodile moat at the White House. All the greatest lairs and strongholds throughout history and historical fiction have had moats filled with crocodiles." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/don...

I thought Canadians are supposed to be polite

Well, you'll have that. Inevitable, really. Thaf's what Ohtani is -- no goddamned lie. #WorldSeries

BRAVO. #BlueJays #WorldSeries #TakeTHATDonald #ElbowsUp

I have questions.

Freeman just got hit in the knob with a pitch. ... WHAT? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? #worldseries

I checked StubHub to see the situation on the black market / la marché noir. These seats quoted at $20,000 per. For three hours of facetime, they'd pay money that'd buy you a Kia, lock-stock-and-barrel. They shall be considered assholes unless proven otherwise. I will not be taking questions.

I FELT THAT.

NEVER MAKE THE THIRD OUT AT THIRD #BlueJays #WorldSeries

C'mon George. Let's do this. #BlueJays

FUCK THE MARLINS GUY. There. I said it. #worldseries

TORANNAH NEEDED TO SCORE A RUN ANYHOW AND EVERYTHINK LIKE THAT! SMARTEN UP! LET'S GO! (THUMBS UP) #BlueJays

WEIRD. The MLB App is about twenty seconds AHEAD of the live Fox broadcast. #worldseries

Jays in six.

I require that the #BlueJays fuck with Donald Trump in both official languages. J'exige que les #BlueJays baisent avec Donald Trump dans les deux langues officielles. #elbowsup #worldseries #sériemondiale youtu.be/sYJqMUJFY1g?...

I am calling a meeting. Baseball fans, football fans, basketball fans, hockey fans and soccer fans across the United States. All five families. We need to get behind the #BlueJays. The times require it. #elbowsup #worldseries

Uh-oh. (hee)

Wrigleyville. They're doing this in Wrigleyville.

Hmmmm.

The last brief that was filed in Trump v Illinois at the Supreme Court hit the docket on Tuesday. Whatever ruling comes down is going to be in written. If it were a one-pager, it would have come down by now. The only question now is who is going to write the dissent -- Alito, or Sotomayor. Eeep.

Put this in front of Karoline Leavitt, Mike Johnson, Steve Scalise, Chip Roy, Kristi Noem, Greg Bovino or anybody else who wants to step to the Church (writ really large) on this. Force them to pick out the lie. Make them squirm. Let them howl. *Do not let them off the hook.*