Only choices were punter or PK. Another reminder that we are not allowed to have nice things.

It is now baseball season

That does it. Seahawks punter is MVP.

Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real

Ok, so its totally forgettable now.

Rooting for no TDs. That will make this crappy game notable. Embrace the suck.

Atlanta Braves, 2026 World Series champs.

This Dunkin Donuts AI de-aging ad should have everyone involved launched into a volcano

Good recovery by UofL WBB at Syracuse after the dump at Duke. #GoCards

Premature jubilation in Chapel Hill. Lol

Done with shower, turn on UofL MBB, and holy shit what's this? A good start!

lady I am younger than you and I stagger around the house if I sleep funny what in the actual fuck

Double OT in Providence on Peacock.

Ugly at the start and end, tolerable in the middle. Kasean Pryor re-emerged. Mid-week conference games are like this. #GoCards

Bad call on Zoug. He crossed himself after the call. Lol

Mission accomplished

ND dude needs some serious free throw practice. Damn.

Give Kasean some oxygen. He's earned all of it.

THE KASEAN PRYOR GAME I'M GOING TO CELEBRATE BY RUNNING INTO A WALL

Report: Foe go to Chao for beef

C'mon Cards. Get some space in the lead the next 4 mins. Don't let 'em hang around.

Conwell 3 shooting is a mess. Rest of his game is fine imo.

One of the things I always look forward to when listening to Louisville sports on SXM is a Liquor Barn commercial.

So much for that "stern talking to from Kirby". Maybe London will get a "look" from the position coach.

If @defector.com had an all-time ranking for things getting stuck in people's rectum, this has to be a VERY strong contender for number 1.

131. 131!! ONE HUNDRED FUCKING THIRTY ONE!!! Might warrant a stern talking to from Kirby.

I get winding the shot clock down on last (or next to last) possession before half but drives me nuts when they wait so long they get a bad shot off. Shit drove me nuts under Chris Mack.

Fru block, Pryor pass up court, McKneely 3. Nice stuff.

The greatest thing on the internet today

Issac got the 3 but give Kasean credit for keeping it alive. Need that energy.

Kasean Pryor sighting!

Another UofL shit start. Just can't put together a good 40 minutes.

Need a good one, Cards. #GoCards

I have a Curling quad box on my screen and I couldn't be happier. Don't understand jack about Curling but not giving any shits.

Such a sad and nonsensical decision. I feel for my friends. Sports fans historically are the most passionate consumers of news. For this to happen anywhere, let alone at a place like @washingtonpost.com, illustrates a lack of forethought and basic intelligence. Jeff Bezos, go to hell.

Me: "Man, this is going to be a good year, I can feel it!" Life:

Live Baseball on MLBN! The Caribbean Series is going on.

AtBraves Network, Baby!

OKAY BRAVES 👀👀👀👀

10/10 ICE protest sign

Refs passing out technicals to UK. 3 in 38 seconds. Lmao

As an atheist, I definitely appreciate throwing Bible verses back at Christian Nationalists to expose their hypocrisy. They'll never get it though.

Shit start, good finish. Nice W, Cards.

Constitutional Dyke would be a dope TV show. I don't know if it would be about a judge or a superhero or whatever but it's a great title

Have we had the Khani Rooths Game yet? If not, this is it. #GoCards

Cards MUUUUUCH better in the 2nd half.

I've about had it with Mikel Brown Jr. 5 points, 5 turnovers, 0 assists, and shitty shots like the last one. Just bad.

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Yeah, I'll encourage them to get the fuck outta my way. 🤬 Happy fucking Friday.