How it feels to hear Phillies fans boo their own team in the third inning of a game in April

These jerseys are uglier than the bathrooms at a South Philly dive bar

Every memorable team has a cult hero and Dom Smith may be that guy

Belt ➡️🍑

Rory…

viktor orban retire bitch

Fleet! ⚓️

BIG - Syrian Ministry of Interior: Authorities thwarted an assassination attempt targeting Jewish rabbi Mikhail Khouri, involving an explosive device planted outside his residence in the Syrian capital, Damascus. The operation led to the dismantling of a five-member cell.

ronald

If you loved the Artemis II mission, you need to watch For All Mankind

This evening, I'm going to search for the answer to a question that's on every Atlantan's mind: How much alcohol must one consume to enjoy watching Bryce Elder pitch? Will report back around 9pm

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I can only read his last name in Goofy's voice

Pure evil

When out to shoot some bird pics and a sparrow up on a tree pooped about four inches to my right. I laughed at his poor aim. Two minutes later, a direct hit to the leg.

Heartbreaking 💔 During the large-scale attack carried out by Israel on Beirut, Lebanon, a number of Syrian refugees were killed, most of whom were innocent Syrian children.

My friend, American journalist Shelly Kittleson, has been released and is now safe and free. A few days ago, Shelly Kittleson was abducted in Iraq by Iran-backed militias. Today, she has been successfully freed and has safely returned home. 🙏🙏

Get your ass back on the bike grandpa

New England folks: Anyone know a good civil litigation attorney? One of my best clients, a self-made immigrant, is being sued by a predatory business. Can't go into details, but it's a horrendous situation, and she deserves the best help available. TIA!

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

As we may be hours away from the president destroying a country of 90+ million people and triggering WWIII, just want to remind you that your taxes are due in 8 days.

hawks.....

Netanyahu spending decades planning on war with Iran:

We’re in this position because many voters would rather have a president who abuses women and commits blatant war crimes than one who acknowledges trans people exist and deserve basic rights.

can't stop thinking about this

never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm

Sorry, which side is supposed to be religious zealots here, someone remind me.

@ the apple tv announcers

Benjamin Netanyahu, if you’re reading this: I have it on good authority that New England Fog is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

Congrats to Pam Bondi! You sacrificed every belief that compelled you to wear a cross around your neck, only to be thrown under the bus by the sort of mad king your holy book warned you about.

Guys will roll their eyes at women who are obsessed with fashion then spend hours breaking down every detail of their team's new uniforms 😭

Every sports franchise when it's time for a redesign: "You know how y'all have been begging us to give you something like those amazing mockups made by high school redditors who pirated Photoshop? Here's something completely different and also worse."

wasn't me folks i'm a nunchucks guy

Some personal news: I'm going to get stoned and play Whitney Houston songs on my electric sax

Go ahead and use AI. It will only help me dominate you. defector.com/go-ahead-and...

I like to think the time Yaz hit me with a pitch in Little League was the moment he realized he needed to lock in

For once she didn’t get off

Bryce Elder vs. the A's lineup

your grandparents voting for reagan

Pretty flabbergasting how much of the fringe left is now openly in the thrall of this antisemitic conspiracy site and its carefully distorted data

where's dan simpson