We refuse to let the Atlanta Falcons ruin this Sunday

this could've been us

“I was just following otters.”

Working off the turkey

eye on the ball

She's survived by her husband, the senior senator from Kentucky

Just locked down the biggest shoot of my life

Between this and Marjorie Taylor Brown, it’s clear he’s lost the sauce

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

We go live to Kash for a response: 👁️👃👁️

By this time next year we’re gonna have no idea if photos/videos posted by strangers are real. Should be totally fine

Sports media producers sending in this week’s programming schedule (it’s 18 hours of Shedeur debates)

need a super cut of broadcasters trying to say "Orhorhoro"

Zane Gonzalez OCD Awareness King

Live look at Falcons/Saints

Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since

Everyone knows politicians play the “execute my opponents” card when things are going great

literally using hockey equipment at quarterback

"Hi folks, it's Tommy, your friendly neighborhood billionaire. Every day, I'm pouring more money into these ads than you'll make in a lifetime, and I'm here to tell you how I'll make your costs go down."

Take heart in knowing Mike Johnson is having a much worse day than you

Like there were dinosaurs, then early mankind, a Renaissance, space travel and now a demented pedophile rapist President ranting on social media while signing his own political death warrant.

Have not been this down on the Falcons since [insert any of the dozens of catastrophes over the last decade]

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Evil dictators are the only men that can get this kind of joyful reaction from Trump

Are you a writer with imposter syndrome? Look up where Olivia Nuzzi and Ryan Lizza have worked, then read their latest articles.

people don't forget

2004: Falcons hire Jim Mora Jr based on vibes from his interview. It blows up in their face. 2024: Falcons hire Raheem Morris based on vibes from his interview. It blows up in their face. 2044: Falcons hire Karsynne Bryx Fortnite based on vibes from his interview. It blows up in their face.

My Jewish education prepared me for Falcons fandom

This is an all-time bad special teams unit

Raheem Morris understands time as a different concept than the rest of us do

I’m old enough to remember when Jessie Bates played like a Pro Bowler

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While we don't know details about this children's movie, we do know middle-aged, right-wing men on YouTube are going to express more anger over how woke it is than the fact that billionaires r***d children

Keep in mind these people spent years telling us drag queens reading Goodnight Moon in classrooms put our children in danger

IMO the biggest sign Trump World is rocked by the new emails is the fact that JD Vance hasn't tweeted in two days

Timeline cleanse courtesy of Liam

These cretins are so desperate to keep their grift going that they’ll risk going down with the USS Pedophelia

Is he dead yet

What sick dogshit place are we living in where "child sex trafficking and pedophilia" is an "issue" and not a "put everyone in jail and throw away the whole jail" situation

It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn

This is a yikes too. He gets dogwalked by Susan Collins even though Generic Dem has a 9 pt margin. What I find funny is that the median Maine voter sees his tattoo and comments about sexual assault as a non-starter but we had how many people defending that shit here on Bluesky?

We're going to see Trump reach a new level of unhinged. Not sure if it'll be funny or lead to disaster (or both)