Cat does not understand time change

Today’s accomplishments:

How can you not be romantic about baseball? You couldn’t make this stuff up. And fortunately, because baseball is awesome, you don't have to.

Was the baseball game distracting? Blashill: "Yeah, oh, yeah, it was. I couldn’t help but look, either. The crowd went nuts and I was trying to figure out what was going on. So it was a weird, interesting moment." Said the Hawks did not request it be taken down for the third.

Spencer Knight on the World Series: "It was around the net (in the second) and everyone's quiet and all of sudden they started freaking out. I almost jumped a little bit. I was like, what the f— what's going on? And I was, like, oh, the World Series."

This was a cool ad

No one looks like they are having fun

And all we have even watched of it

Me looking at a baseball player: That guy looks like he is here to fix the furnace

"What a night from Raleigh-Durham. So long Carter-Finley." - ESPN JACKASS ANNOUNCER

How I know I am old. People rush a field. They are all smiling and having a great time. Me: OMG THAT IS SO DANGEROUS

That was a stupid hit on the QB fellas

I AM GONNA HIT THIS ANNOUNCER SQUARE IN THE MOUTH

HE'S STILL SAYING RALEIGH-DURHAM I AM GOING TO SLAP HIM

He's not wrong

When you hear a player is "good to go." Good grief we all know they just shoot these dudes full of painkillers and send them back out

I'm gonna need Bailey to not be limping

Nice camera work there on this here football game.

Am I supposed to change to baseball? I am watching football.

This is super cool!

My brother and I just rapped this. No. I don't know either. We are not normal. youtu.be/tLQF01-AXVk?...

“Packed into Carter-Finley Stadium for homecoming in Raleigh-Durham.”

Did they just call it Raleigh-Durham on this football game? WTF

The playlist at Bojangles. Two thumbs down. Sorry Peter Cetera.

Shane is having an excellent face day

Ok cleaned out refrigerator #ufyh

I lost all motivation. I am just sitting on the couch staring into...well I don't even know. I did do a couple of loads of laundry but that's it. I am still brain dead but got a little rest last night

We need pictures of Mike Maniscalco dressed as the Fonz!

don't take a nap don't take a nap don't take a nap

have to complete my 90 day self-evaluation. ugh. gotta figure out what to write

Now I am hungry AF but sleeping cat is prohibiting me from getting up and getting a sandwich.

It's a BEAUTIFUL day outside. I went and got my car inspected and now I am on the couch with my cat (he's asleep on my shoe) waiting for puck drop and listening to the dryer tumble. I have stuff I need to do but this will do for now.

No you do not need to face time your family member on speaker in the lobby of the car inspection station

"Do you think some people work harder to be stupid than others?" - Frank Pembleton

I give no craps about who wins the series 🤷‍♀️ so I am here for this

should I have known this baseball rule?

Now I am at this with accredo. "Pharmacist Verification In Progress. A pharmacist is validating your prescription. When it's ready to schedule or if we need more information, you'll receive a communication from our pharmacy." Been trying to fill this script since SEPTEMBER.

It's that special time of night when the tinnitus goes full force! This has been your old lady health update.

Pyotr Kochetkov is headed to Chicago on a conditioning stint.

Got home. Cat had hurled on couch. Yay.

The magic of Mista Svechnikov

When you’re in a meeting and Cruella De’Ville is giving a project update

I think this developer thinks I’m a dumbass. Dude I’m just exhausted

Jarvis could play tomorrow in Boston

I am so awkward at work😢

Seth Jarvis out on the ice, no gear but skating.

My cat is somewhere asleep resting up so he can wake me at 4:30AM

Bussi on going to the bench thinking there was a penalty after getting kocked down in his crease: "I don't think I've ever done that before. The ref was checking on me, and I thought the arm was up, so I went to the bench. Fortunate it didn't hurt us."

Yay. The news keeps getting better!