I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

perfect franchise

Who’s going to Guardians-Braves tomorrow night? Come find Demetrius from @batterypower.bsky.social and me in the Battery beforehand and play some Braves in-5 trivia! We’ve got fun koozies to give away too

How should the Falcons best use their limited draft capital to build the roster in 2026? @falcfans.bsky.social tackles that question with a focus on tackle, recognizing the strengths and weaknesses of the draft class, and more www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

Fontenot post-2021 and Dimitroff 2017-2020 were just piloting a speedboat through a series of puddles. It looked fancy and sounded cool when you talked about it, but went to pieces as soon as it was set in motion

Jawaan Taylor is likely to be Atlanta's starting right tackle in 2026, as the Falcons moved swiftly to sign him following news of Kaleb McGary's retirement. Capable in pass protection but oft-penalized, Taylor gives the Falcons an experienced option www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

Kaleb McGary is retiring at age 31. The 2019 first round pick cemented a reputation as one of the best run-blocking tackles in the game over seven seasons in Atlanta, but now the Falcons need a new right tackle www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

How will the Falcons change their draft strategy in 2026? @falcoholickevin.bsky.social and @treshon.io weigh that question on Tuesday Takes with Tre'Shon www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

Kyle Pitts signing franchise tender, attending offseason workouts.

Fans favored Zachariah Branch for Atlanta's second round pick, which is timely given that @rapsheet.bsky.social reports he has a Top 30 visit with the Falcons coming up www.thefalcoholic.com/nfl-reacts-s...

Falcons edge James Pearce Jr. is not expected to be in attendance for the team’s voluntary offseason program when it begins tomorrow, sources say. No surprise, as Pearce works through his legal issues. He is charged with three felonies, including aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

We haven't seen Ian Cunningham's first draft just yet, but @treshon.io breaks down what's reasonable to expect and why the new GM's philosophy is likely to look a lot different than Thomas Dimitroff and Terry Fontenot before him www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

Good morning. Per Taylor Rooks, Angel Reese is going to the Dream. Sky and Dream reportedly have a trade.

Feleipe Franks but good

Georgia Tech QB Haynes King to visit with Falcons, Panthers.

By season's end, Bijan Robinson may surpass Jamal Anderson, William Andrews, or both, while Kyle Pitts may stand alone as the most productive tight end in team history. www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

NFL GM: Leo is still a member of the team

The Hawks breeze through Brooklyn for a 141-107 victory that improves Atlanta's record to 18-2 in the last 20 games. Seven players in double figures for Atlanta. Hawks hit 20 threes and had 36 assists. Full breakdown coming on the Locked On Hawks podcast.

You gotta take it easy on Greg for being skeptical about anything that travels further than 15 yards in the air

These opinions usually age badly one way or another but that quote is a neat summation of the Atlanta Falcons 1966-present, regardless

This is the biggest freak athlete in this year’s NFL draft. I’d never heard of him till two days ago. He’s from a small village in Nigeria. He is 6-4 1/2, 306 lbs and jumps 10-10. Folks at the NFL’s IPP program think he’ll get picked on Day 3 of the draft. Meet Uar: www.nytimes.com/athletic/716...

At the league meetings in Phoenix, several high-ranking sources believed the draft picks rule proposal was a test balloon - and one that more teams than publicly shared are interested in: www.nytimes.com/athletic/716...

Kirk Cousins is on the Mount Rushmore of knowing how to make money.

The Falcons will save $1.3 million against the cap with Kirk Cousins signing in Las Vegas, or exactly what they paid Tua www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

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Team did just release a short video confirming the red helmet, black jersey throwbacks are still in the rotation

The Falcons have unveiled their new uniforms, going with a clean and simple look that brings back red jerseys. Those hoping for a full-time throwback return will have to keep waiting www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

The Falcons will get a little bit of money back, with the amount depending on the terms of Cousins' deal

The Las Vegas Raiders have always wanted a veteran quarterback in their room to help develop a potential rookie quarterback in need of learning the NFL. Kirk Cousins joins Las Vegas, per his agent.

keep forgetting to promote the patreon on here until someone asks me about it, which happened today so hey, here you go

how long's that flight to the moon www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCKF...

DeAngelo Malone is back, for all the DeAngelo Maloneiacs here www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

someone owed an agent a favor on this one

The Falcons have hired away Eagles executive Jeff Scott as their new assistant general manager. Scott worked with Ian Cunningham in Philadelphia back in 2021 www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

Watch @falcoholickevin.bsky.social break down why he feels Tua Tagovailoa was a strong addition for the Falcons and how his competition with Michael Penix Jr. will ultimately be a good thing for the team www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

The Falcons have "hope" that Kaleb McGary "could" be back by training camp, per Kevin Stefanski, and the vague update underscores the team's need for improved tackle depth www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

At a time when the Rooney Rule is under assault in Florida, Falcons G.M. Ian Cunningham states the obvious when it comes to the league's hiring practices for the biggest jobs: "There's still work to be done."

Rise Up. Recycle

This is ideal, as someone who believes the Saints should have to fight in the Colosseum

Gotta give credit where it's due, AI produced the most efficient route to the number 1 pick of the 2026 NFL Draft. You can't argue with the results.

this might be my favorite newsbreaker framing of all-time. "yeah the proposal was DOA and so they pulled it BUT they got people talking and really that's what matters"

This was officially announced to PFF employees internally today. The business side of PFF is being sold to Teamworks (which will be under the Teamworks name and brand), consumer spun off into its own company — still working on what that fully means.

Some fun news: If you share a last name with anybody on the 2026 Braves 26-man roster, you will get a free tour of Truist Park. For real lol

Two Pennsylvania men have sued the NFL, DraftKings, FanDuel, and Genius Sports over losses due to in-game microbetting.

I remember when "When the moment comes, will *you* be ready?" was a sacred phrase reserved for dick pill commercials and not betting apps

Alas

We’re all so much worse off since there stopped being consequences and/or shame for being wrong on news. Twitter has absolutely tanked online and media literacy for a lot of folks

No Falcons news this morning so please enjoy this weird bird instead

this guy is totally deranged www.tmz.com/2026/03/24/p...

Talked to the great @falcfans.bsky.social about expectations for the Falcons, the quarterback question, and what needs remain for Atlanta (they filled two of them since we spoke) youtu.be/oWnK1rwCTR4?...