today, he truly became a Georgia Bulldog

new reaction shot for whenever elon gets dunked on just dropped

High Noon took a crack at the best golf course cocktail and, yep, it checks out youtu.be/3S7J9hH4dp8

IT'S USHL CONFERENCE FINALS TIME

John Krasinski in 1994

the aces getting their championship rings then promptly getting stomped into a mud puddle isn't a great game but *is* compelling tv

wrote about the one thing that can save the World Cup ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...

55 burgers 55 fries 55 Hooburritos 55 pies 55 Cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

look we can clown RFK Jr for nearly all his terrible ideas, but like him i also recently watched a documentary that showcased the dangers of *preventing* babies from using tanning beds

have we done the "services will be held at 7:05" gag for Ted Turner yet?

we did it. we fixed gender inequality.

as a Celtics and Penguins fan, legally i have to sign all my property over to the Rocky statue. it hurts, but that's the law

the Celtics, season on the line, turn to the one man who can save them Neemias Queta

the Browns and Trent Baalke

anyway, if you ever get the chance to go to Black Earth Lanes you will see my Valhalla

At a bowling alley in Black Earth, Wisconsin and my god did they go all out for the derby

how drunk would an NHL goalie have to be for you to score on him?

a 50-15 second half after a 72-22 first half yesterday. the NBA is on drugs

boom... boom?

talked to Kenyon Sadiq about: - how he fits in Jets offense that just drafted Mason Taylor - how it feels to work w/ Frank Reich, who maximizes mutant tight ends - why his Oregon teammates will thrive in the NFL - why Rutgers was "fun for the first five minutes" www.youtube.com/watch?v=91MA...

we might get a running clock second half in an elimination NBA playoff game

i'm sorry do numbers no longer mean what they used to?

Shilo buddy she's played as many regular season NFL snaps as you have

ok, phew, gambling crisis is over. FanDuel fixed it

look when you've got the best tailgating scene in baseball you find ways to go above and beyond

we were specifically WARNED about this

a mere 20 years ago Carnegie Mellon had a top 20* lacrosse team, but not enough money to put actual logos or anything identifying on our uniforms *what division? how about you mind your own damn business?

incredible time to be a failson nepo baby hire

Ravens sign Diego Pavia Ravens sign Joey Fagnano Ravens hold rookie minicamp Ravens suspend Diego Pavia 3 games for nickname he gave Joey Fagnano

this is the missing link between dinosaurs and birds

even after chasing away its top talent (and refusing to match the salaries of the ones who left for bigger things)! and they still want to sell it because either a) they hate their writers, or b)...

youtube made me a playlist that doubles as a suicide note

the top 3 posts on reddit/r/nfl are all clowning on Diego Pavia, which, uh, i guess there's no such thing as bad press, right?

Pats got the Bojack Horseman wideout

hey you can just leave the white house correspondents dinner, it turns out you didn't even have to be there in the first place

Happy end of draft season from the Oakcrest

DRAFT GRADES ARE READY YALL, WHO'S READY TO GET COLD TAKES EXPOSED'D IN 3 YEARS ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...

oh the Eagles took an absolute mutant from another country? shocking

Garrett Nussmeier has never been more relatable than he is getting up off the couch and immediately getting his spot stolen by the dog

Behren Morton to the Patriots robs us of a Tommy Cutlets/Joey Fags all-Italian backup QB rotation and they WILL be hearing from my lawyer about this

surely this florida kicker is the answer to green bay's cold weather field goal woes

absolutely incredible that Schrager's two name-droppable Michael Keaton roles are: - Multiplicity - JACK FROST, the movie responsible for making Mike McCarthy a real boy

Sean McVay looks like Kash Patel, but competent

the Saints are really gonna turn Tyler Shough into a Pro Bowl quarterback

the 49ers' draft picks so far vs. their consensus big board projections: 33rd: De'Zhaun Stribling (87th overall) 70th: Romello Height (76th) 90th: Kaelon Black (406th (!!)) 107th: Gracen Halton (81st) 127th: Carver Willis (410th) it's, uh, been a weird one for John Lynch and his chatbot

Joe Brady dreaming up bubble screens for the guy who led the FBS in yards after catch in 2025

if my 4th round offensive line pick isn't making this face, i do not want him

Jonah Coleman: Denzel Boston's "bowling ball" ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...

the Falcons offense: guy with absurd catch radius guy with absurd yards after catch ability guy with absurd yards after catch ability guy with absurd yards after catch ability seems like a good way to pump up your flawed QB!

remember, Drew Allar could have been a first round pick this year if he was simply better at football