Send word to my enemies: do not mistake my weakness for kindness.

Daddy that’s fifty feet off the deck

The guy burning his hand on the barrel is a fun grace note.

The solution to 90% of the personal problems in your life is saying this. Robocop is a real one

Watching the Tales from the Crypt where Roger Daltrey gives Steve Buscemi a flesh eating virus so he can fuck his wife, the casting directors on that show were operating in a dimension we can’t see

had an Algerian Uber driver yesterday, asked him who he liked in the match, he said "well, the French killed my grandfather, but I really don't like Moroccans."

when a white person shows you their absolutely ungodly sunburn that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

was trying to think of tweet that was stuck in my head from hearing country roads a lot recently….

Whenever I'm worried about my masculinity I look at that Billy Ripkin card and giggle

World Cup Trump be like

Stepson Sounds Out Tramp Stamp

i can’t stop laughing at this

I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"

dont say "bio break" it gives the impression you're doing more bio hazards than just piss in there. like spitting all over and placing a bunch of your scabs on the toilet seat

Seeing some reporting that Taylor & Trav were able to get BTK furloughed so he could be there for the big day. So cool. Love wins ❤️

the kelce bros tearfully disassembling their bunk bed

WASHINGTON—In a judgment the majority of justices said reflected the intentions of the Founding Fathers, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a 6-3 ruling this week that upheld state bans on transgender athletes, adopting an originalist vision for junior varsity volleyball rosters.

The $400m flying bribe has shelves of fake books, some titled “Library”.

you 🫵 refreshing DoorDash every few seconds to check where your order is

clavicu-libertarianism. is this something. can i sell this.

Had to share this TikTok from @houstonchronicle.com I love the World Cup and I love Houston

If you’re not joking around with me you’re joking around against me

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

So did anyone else see that they uploaded the whole Ken Burns' Baseball docuseries to The YouTube? www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

dark helmet eating shit and then later renting a copy of the movie he's in and having to watch himself eat shit is probably the hardest i've ever laughed at a movie

researching baseball

just received this "I'm not for sure about a longer clip but it is a friend of a friend he told me it's from 2014. It was a bet if the Cleveland browns lost the football game that day he would jump through a fire table. Obviously he lost the bet and missed the table. Lol."

You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event

The only lesson I remember from being like 12 was Don’t Go To Vietnam

They should make a movie about Frasier and Niles in the Vietnam war

[tom nuttall voice] my stomach masters god and baby with aplomb

"He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and...actually, I think he's crying."

I know this has been pointed out many times by many people but I just want to reiterate: Anthropic is basically using Kurt Vonnegut's drawing of an asshole as the Claude logo

"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."

It’s Juneteenth. Post your favorite Black fictional character.

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

I honestly don't understand what half of the posts on here mean. I'm not sure if it is me, them, or all of us that are causing this issue. I am getting dumber by the second.

Tell everyone you know. InfoWars, July 2nd, big surprises.

yeah, man, it’s almost like obama got a perfectly reasonable deal and you entitled nutjobs blew it up for no reason