doing a benchmark 🫡

io think i hauve corvid

sometimes girls just fall into my head

hey guys its me the coroner. im here to tell you that scott adams died from jerking himself off too hard and he ripped off his weener and all his blood came out of his weenor hole and he died. im violating the equivalent of hipaa for dead guys by telling you this but i dont give a fuuuucckkk

GPU.... OBLIVION..... TODAY............

Scott Adams dying on Jacinthe Official Art Reveal Day

false alarm guys i just saw scott adams log in on steam

Spent his final days complaining about wokeness on the internet before dying alone. Spread his ashes in his Dilbert shaped pool! Good night nasty mother fucker!

guys it's not funny ok. it's not fucking funny to say that scott adams opened his goon email and played with his lil dilbert so much he died from a heart attack it's not funny

suck her off and make her cum while listening to Time Out Of Mind

Scott Adams will be buried in a Dilbert Shaped Coffin

thanks to inflation "days" means roughly 30 minutes

68... he was just a fucking kid...

Genuinely just happy to be there man living in the moment on that healthy shit moisturized fitted up. Good dental as well

Puppy with flower

cake batter for breakfast

nice girlfriend. i bet shes girlslop

i thought about elephants earlier and started cryig again

If you say “jorking it” your favoritism is showing THE END

is almond butter any good

19 year old: im too old for this

ok i love winter but its gonna get a little old like halfway through february

i think i got so sleepy last night that i somehow visited r/foraging in a lucid state?

I hate when situationships ask "what are we?" Like bro we are Charlie Kirk

is starfield actually getting a big update or is it rumorslop

ill never listen to abbey road

youre into age play yet you wont walk in to your mommys bedroom at 1am with the intent of telling her you dont feel good, but throw up on her bed sheets instead

cold but not dry yet plain white rice with chili crisp on it

gotta watch more movies....

EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE EXCEPT FOR ME AND MY MONKEY

i got kicked out of the party for jerking off the guitar hero controller to completion

do deathclaws have cloaca

i like that 20 years ago a single little 60mm fan ontop of some aluminum was enough to cool a cpu but now we got massive fuck-you fans with 6 inch thick copper plated aluminum with 2 OR 3 fat ass 90mms

elden ring more like shiden ring

youre telling me the guys who have been saying theyll do nothing for years are doing nothing?

therws something fash about this person i dont like but i cant prove it

thought about this again and started cackling

having things to do makes you not jack off that much

please dont yell at me it makes me scared

(getting shot in the head) is this anything?!?!

woke beatles: Rubber DICK Nowhere WOMAN while my GAYtar gently weeps I Saw THEM Standing There Anna (Go To HER) GIRLS Please Please Let Me Please You First P.S I Love You Only If Youre Comfortable With It TaxWOMAN THEY Said THEY Said Doctor ROBERTA Happiness Is a Warm Hug

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

theres no such thing as too much internet access if your soul is pure

dunking Arcade Gannon into the FEV cause I'm bored