waiting by the mailbox for my permit to purchase like a feral hog

why cant somebody just do it already oh my god

whip that robocock out circuitboy

naming a cat soulja boy

hot ass cow girl ob my time line

THE MOLD WINS AGAIN

love it when cats are so soggy for no reason

Strokin' USA

you may be old, but are you 18-21 old

i bet it feels reeaaaally good to call a souls game too hard when you refuse to interact with it in any way other than banging your head against a brick wall

my dinner with.. uhhh ... whats this guys name again..

i gotta go pick the rest of my green tomatoes before it frosts again...

just spent 2 hours picking up black walnuts

big and greedy? more like big and breedy. because penis

gun safety is hot as hell

gen z going up to 2012 doesnt feel right at all

got my youtube algorithm to show me shorts of cops breaking the law

fungible

only taking half of my antibiotics and saving the rest for people who need them more

legends za and powerwash sim 2 both in october.. its stacked..

people who underestimate a .22 should shoot themselves in the leg with one. uknow just so they can have hands on experience of how soft they are.

will a big revolver make other women fall in love with me

give all lesbians a spyderco

whats with libs calling bailouts socialism to anger conservatives? are they stupid?

so if america is going back to the 1800s does that mean i at least get to buy guns for 12 dollars

im in the hangover stage of my cold.. can it just end so i can go shoot again

KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE

if you call them "reeseez" i will actually shoot your penis or clit off

save me ninja creami

i really hate those monotone dead eyed voiceover videos that make it impossible to find the original

spread eagle cross the cock

have analphobia? boof.

have needle phobia? do hrt

how to get "it" out of rose toy it stuck in rose toy it stuck in rose toy help cylinder stuck in rose toy help

can we just get a mix of metric and imperial instead of one or the other

why ammo so expensive...

americans think "illegal" mean it gone

i wish she would hammer fire my primer..

when i grow up i want to sue a rich person

knife comes tomotrow yayayayayay

can it be fucking winter already i want to prune my apple trees

waking up at 6am kind of goated

what do i fucking search to find that video of the barista with a cup in her hand making an extremely expressive face

sunrise angel

im cringe and im free

pass me a cup of that sudafed brother

the lonely stroker seems to jelq his cock at night

reddit has stock? what the hell

ar 15 for 400 bucks..

tangled up in goo