nice girlfriend. i bet shes girlslop

i thought about elephants earlier and started cryig again

If you say “jorking it” your favoritism is showing THE END

is almond butter any good

19 year old: im too old for this

ok i love winter but its gonna get a little old like halfway through february

i think i got so sleepy last night that i somehow visited r/foraging in a lucid state?

I hate when situationships ask "what are we?" Like bro we are Charlie Kirk

is starfield actually getting a big update or is it rumorslop

ill never listen to abbey road

youre into age play yet you wont walk in to your mommys bedroom at 1am with the intent of telling her you dont feel good, but throw up on her bed sheets instead

cold but not dry yet plain white rice with chili crisp on it

gotta watch more movies....

EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE EXCEPT FOR ME AND MY MONKEY

i got kicked out of the party for jerking off the guitar hero controller to completion

do deathclaws have cloaca

i like that 20 years ago a single little 60mm fan ontop of some aluminum was enough to cool a cpu but now we got massive fuck-you fans with 6 inch thick copper plated aluminum with 2 OR 3 fat ass 90mms

elden ring more like shiden ring

youre telling me the guys who have been saying theyll do nothing for years are doing nothing?

therws something fash about this person i dont like but i cant prove it

thought about this again and started cackling

having things to do makes you not jack off that much

please dont yell at me it makes me scared

(getting shot in the head) is this anything?!?!

woke beatles: Rubber DICK Nowhere WOMAN while my GAYtar gently weeps I Saw THEM Standing There Anna (Go To HER) GIRLS Please Please Let Me Please You First P.S I Love You Only If Youre Comfortable With It TaxWOMAN THEY Said THEY Said Doctor ROBERTA Happiness Is a Warm Hug

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

theres no such thing as too much internet access if your soul is pure

dunking Arcade Gannon into the FEV cause I'm bored

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

I don't think I saw this video posted yet the drill sounded cool to me

reese's: pieces

Imagine ruining your family’s vacation because you get drunk and cry like a 3 year old over a racist podcaster you never even listened to lmfaooooooo

They really did it Ram Ranch

posting "i need a girlfriend" 50 times WILL get you a girlfriend

>piercing shots >look inside >1 tick of damage

Congrats! Yuika Okita 's Cum Swallowing Is Now Available!

Foreskin Scrapbooked https://theonion.com/foreskin-scrapbooked/

God

paintover of 2022 art!!

john pork is an acab icon now

nvidia 9, 10 & 20s series........

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

trainer evolving their charmeleon: please dont be gay charizard taking it up the ass charizard: