white people love pampered chef & supplements

My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

i saw a comment on reddit a few days ago that was like "erm id prefer my supplements NOT to have artificial flavor & color" and its just like youre such a fucking bitch man

do you like final fantasy 6 or 7 more

one thing i miss now that im on e is pressing my morni g boner ahainst the mattress

I can't stop thinking about this video

Please god make hairjobs the next fetish trend

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Who the fuck is claude

Stuck here. Forever. I'll die.

how it feels to take a b12 vitamin everyday and go on the computer

Do you find my presence unnerving (say yes)

i love you

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RAIDEN. SQUEEZE MY HOG!

some people just sound evil do you understand

Evil Vito Spatafore can still happen if people want it bad enough

i bring a "did you get my joke" vibe to the joke that the joke receiver doesnt really like

im listening to revolver and jacking off to jupiter #jobless

if you say "he/she" instead of "they" im gonna ***** you

this jit cracks planets

gonna get a lot of use outta this

frumentarii neck so sloppy it got me joining the legion in the 2nd battle of hoover dam

everytime i see hcjustins pfp up close i realize its not a cool ninja guy and get sad

Let's rock with our cock.

putting a biden i did that sticker on my girlfriends thigh pointing at her soft and wet penis

people shouldnt be allowed to change their pfps ever

You have been expelled from the Imperial cult. I am disappointed, and ashamed for you.

fuck dude. i was trying to tap a maple tree but i started sucking my girlfriends penis by accident :/

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“Snake, don't worry about it. There's more to being a good person than just having a stereo television. You can do it just the way you are!” A pep talk for those with 14" portable CRTs and a mono speaker.

youve heard of 2girls. now get ready for 3girls

who had the dick sanctioned on the rimjobbo brothers

i just sticky bombed all over her tinted rocks

i thikn i need to get new keyboard switches bc these are waaaaaay too light

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participating in every discourse that hits the tl #FuckYouGetaJob

dont understand how people like cars ar all

you critically miss and a fox girl sneaks up behind you and covers your mouth wifh her left paw nnd jerks you off with her right

great bot follow i just got

we're the charlies of the kirks you couldnt kirk

beef eaters are fucking insane