I’m on vacation and for the first time since June 2024 I am off work with nobody to take care of but myself. And I got a sinus infection and threw out my lower back over the first five days lol

I've volunteered as a medic at local No Kings protests. The most dramatic thing I've had to deal with was a little kid's skinned knee. My dad's 82-y/o cousin and his 78-y/o wife out at every one in my hometown. Pretending like those protests are fomenting violence is legitimately funny

National security refers to the security of the whole nation, not the executive branch of the federal government

Your 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl grand total is $1,763,317. edsbscharitybowl.com

Kendal Daniels might need some time as a former safety, but jumbo jet sized LB with range to play as an overhang could be fun for ATL. Keyshaun Elliott and Kyle Louis still on the board is so fascinating to me though

BOY, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND, 'CAUSE I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT

Apologies to "OUT INDEFINITELY: MONONUCLEOSIS" but this is officially the GOAT of sports graphics

And they think we're the ones who don't know what a woman is

Seeing Larry Fitz in the background here has low key ruined my day

My Chrome tabs are out of control, even for NFL Draft week

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please can we see @bencollins.bsky.social and company storm in mid-broadcast like the military in The Stand

at @ftrsblog.bsky.social we been knew:

I officially have a least favorite former Falcon

Oh is your little sportsball group doing their little thing where they raise a million dollars plus for refugees and backstopping programs that should be funded by a government that isn’t riddled with fascists? Frat rejects that care so much about a game they donate big money to help people huh

GOOD MORNING. The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is now live. #CharitibundiBowl www.edsbscharitybowl.com

I'd really need to see video of this incident to know whether these are legit misdemeanor charges or if it's law enforcement overreach. The "smirked" in the police report tells me it's almost certainly the latter.

I'm big into people-first, inclusive language and have never in my entire life heard the phrase "justice-involved population" w/r/t people who are in prison

Either Santa’s here several months late or there are black vultures up on my chimney again. Either way it’s loud as hell and I’m awake and I don’t want to be

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Me this morning

I prefer to get all of my theological clarity from the guy who played Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo

I hate his face-ee

Soooo hungry can't afford PF Changs.

Oh I'm sure they're doing SOMETHING together

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Do all Falcons (and Chiefs) fans know she used to date Tony Gonzalez when she still had a face that looked like it could exist in nature? (Tony Gonzalez the former NFL TE, not the shitass republican Rep. whose last name is spelled Gonzales, and not the former Buckeyes WR who was a US Rep from Ohio)

For decades, presidents avoided acting like petulant shitbeasts. Donald Trump is taking a different approach.

Let it be known that when I shared this picture, I thought I was a doctor doing a red cross.

Turns out that having the dumbest motherfucker alive in the White House is still a really bad idea!

It’s the Trumpiest thing ever to threaten annihilation if Iran won’t “open the fucking Straight” and when they don’t, instead of negotiating or diplomacy or logging off or learning how to to spell Strait correctly, he’s gonna block it even harder, because that’s the path that makes the least sense.

In extremely unfortunate news, I did not put sunscreen on my ankles and I might really regret that tomorrow

We’re done playing trivia but I still have a few @batterypower.bsky.social koozies and am hanging out in the Battery until I head into the ballpark in about an hour!

Come play Live In-5 Braves trivia with us in the Battery!

If you’re going to Cumberland, get some swag

Who’s going to Guardians-Braves tomorrow night? Come find Demetrius from @batterypower.bsky.social and me in the Battery beforehand and play some Braves in-5 trivia! We’ve got fun koozies to give away too

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

I volunteered as a poll watcher yesterday for the GA special election runoff and the turnout was pretty incredible for a special election runoff in April. The MAGA dipshit won, but the dem challenger beat Kamala's vote share in a deep-red district by 25 points

Greg Olsen, I owe you an apology, I was not familiar with your game

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Pam Bondi looks right at home here

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“Nobody’s ever seen anything like it” oh my god man get a new line

Our frenchie just farted and it somehow made more sense than whatever the hell is coming out of the president’s mouth right now

Me trying to explain to my husband why Amanda Batula and West Wilson, two people I do not know in real life at all, have ruined my entire day

The miracle of Jury Duty isn’t that they pulled off the ruse (impressive!) but that they somehow once again found one of the most wholesome dudes in America to be the lead

Example number 18573473239 why everyone who gets mad about the concept of DEI is a gigantic loser

Brian Robinson Jr. joins Bijan Robinson in Atlanta's all-Robinson backfield, replacing Tyler Allgeier as Atlanta's bulldozing backup back www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

Gavin Newsom entire belief system is just whatever he thinks is politically expedient at any given moment