I'm supposed to be keeping my blood pressure down and TCU-Ohio State did not get the memo

Being represented by a bunch of joyless guys led by a leader who doesn’t know the most basic rules and suffering ignoble defeats at the hands of adversaries who all come across as far more likable. I guess every day is our own little World Baseball Classic.

Big strong men with tears in their eyes are saying Mr. President, sir, thank you for battling wokeness by making the Strait of Hormuz Straight

Game was over at this moment. Joy always wins.

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

More details in the latest reporting from @marcraimondi.bsky.social and @mikerothstein.bsky.social: Rickea Jackson filed for and received a protective order against James Pearce Jr., saying she feared for her life @jeannakelley.com has updates to our story www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

byeeeeeeeeeeeee www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

those are not eyebrows, he has two fat caterpillars on his face

Football coach talking to sideline reporter before the start of the second half after giving up 3 straight touchdowns

The Falcons are making a big push to sign soon-to-be-ex-Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa. @jeannakelley.com breaks down the news www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

Cousins remains the greatest pure money maker in American sports history. Never been good. Never won anything. Career earnings of $322 million.

Meanwhile, the survivors of Richard Strauss are still being stonewalled by the Ohio State Board of Trustees over removing Les Wexner's name from University Buildings over his inappropriate relationship with prolific predator Jeffrey Epstein

Lmao

yes, he's a morally bankrupt piece of shit but did you know Andrew Tate is also very, very stupid?

Per @rapsheet.bsky.social, the Falcons will cut Darnell Mooney soon after an injury-marred, ineffective 2025 season Atlanta now has Drake London, Casey Washington, and a dream at WR. They'll likely hit the position hard in March and April www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

The Ohio State survivors of Dr. Richard Strauss, the Ohio Nurses Association, and student groups will be protesting the Board of Trustees meeting today after being denied the opportunity to speak at the public meeting. Statement from survivor Steven Snyder-Hill: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pZ-...

It's a simple yes or no question! And her answer wasn't "yes," but it sure as shit wasn't "no"

Literally nobody has to try to make the president look bad, that's the only thing he actually does well on his own

I feel like if you manage to use LLMs for more than 50% of your work, more than 50% of your pre-tax salary should be donated to help retrofit the families impacted by AI data centers in the South. Over 80% and it becomes an employer match.

good bread alert 🚨 this focaccia can be yours this weekend. i have a handful of loaves left for sale. proceeds support a Trans Housing org here in ATL. order here: www.hotplate.com/vinnysmutual...

I’m trying to figure out if Kristi Noem just doesn’t know how to contour or if her nose is Pinocchio-ing out across her face. Either way she sucks ass

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

you think you've seen the whole movie, and then the alt text reveals you haven't even finished act two

The Atlanta Falcons' newly hired assistant DL coach is now the Falcons' newly fired assistant DL coach www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

I've lost count of how many of these stories I've had to cover and it honestly gets harder each time, not easier

What many people don’t know is that the S in SB Nation stands for Socialist.

How it feels to take bronze in the Woke Olympics

For more on Clay Travis’ football knowledge, listen to this episode of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/0lap...

If you're looking for another insane far left wing outlet to follow, may I suggest @swishappeal.bsky.social? We hate sports 😇

What’s crazy about this is that Clay Travis had to pivot into right wing bullshit because he’s fucking awful at everything around the sport of football. Zero ball knowledge on top of being a racist dipshit

I'm not satisfied with third place but it is still truly an honor just to be nominated

Oh nice the US Men’s hockey team won gold. *later*

I’ve been copied on all of the correspondence between the OSU survivors group and the Board of Trustees and so far, the university is handling this very, very badly in my opinion. There’s only one right answer here and it’s not “stonewall and delay and hope they move on”

This is why Indiana can’t get the Bears.

I can’t stop thinking about how the HHS Secretary of the United States of America went on the news and bragged about doing coke off toilet seats and do y’all remember when Bill Clinton had to pretend like he never inhaled weed because it was a massive nationwide scandal? Wtf are we even doing here

Choose your own adventure.

The one side effect of the Bad Bunny halftime show I wasn't really prepared for is confusing my dog Baxter by constantly asking him in Spanish why he has so many girlfriends

So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.

My dad did this a few times, and the last time resulted in a fall/brain bleed. If you have a loved one with dementia your local PD or sheriff's department may have tracking bracelets. Very rarely will I suggest going to the cops for anything but the tracking bracelets are truly to protect and serve

Please, I beg of you.

white dudes in Callaway hats doing this are a five alarm fire for the GOP

If you've got some cash to spare, here's a great way to put it toward bringing some joy into children's lives

PLEASE get your colonoscopies on the schedule your doctor recommends. I had no symptoms and literally hundreds of precancerous polyps removed when I was 40 and they have not come back, so I'm back to normal risk and the every-five-year schedule.

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

I took part in a Stand With Minnesota event last week where I asked Mayor Frey about the negative impact ICE is having on the Minneapolis business community

New on @athlonsports.bsky.social: The Seahawks have been getting away with defensive schemes other teams just can't all season long. In Super Bowl LX, they tripled down on all of it, and somehow became even better. On the NFL's "unicorn with fangs." athlonsports.com/nfl/seahawks...

Oh boy, the Pats fans are gonna HATE the decision to play Sweet Caroline in the stadium right now

A Gathering of Old Men by Ernest Gaines

Viva los Braves