the PSP was really ahead of its time if we're being honest

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Life has subtle reminders of how impactful a child can be on your life 😂

Atlanta may not be able to avoid a teardown forever, but there’s reason to believe they’ll try. www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

This has to be it for Raheem and Terry…

The Falcons had every opportunity to win this game. Every, single, opportunity

Tyrod Taylor: Not a heap of stats that will draw your eyes, but he’s had a gutsy day and kept his team in it. Best case scenario from a veteran backup QB.

This is such a Falcons game

This has to be Hell…

Who is Pete Golding, the new Ole Miss head coach who will lead the Rebels into the Playoff? “I walked on at Delta State for 500 bucks.” He became a 4-year starter and left as the school’s third all-time leading tackler and also competing on the golf team. www.nytimes.com/athletic/818...

That catch gave Kyle Pitts his first game with 75+ receiving yards since week 8 of last season.

Michael Penix certainly helped boost the numbers in his time under center…

Falcons are relying on the Jets to drop gimmes in the red zone, meanwhile Bryce Young and the Panthers are going toe-to-toe with the best team in the NFL right now…

Not to mention Tyrod not letting that ball go to Mason Taylor on 1st down for a possible touchdown…Atlanta does not deserve to win this game…

*sigh*

This game epitomizes why the Falcons are one of the worst third down offenses in the league. Pitiful predictable play calling where second and third level defenders anticipate where the ball is headed

Probably one of the more aesthetically pleasing things you’ll see on an NFL field right now is a Bijan Robinson jump-cut

Agnew has had a really uneven year, but that was a seven point mistake. Just horrendous

Extremely sticky coverage from the entire Falcons defense on that first down

Zac Robinson when he has to convert 3rd and short

Toss on 3rd and 1 deserves a TFL…

When I look up this week's opponent

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: My two year old pointing at the sky:

Falcons Jets coming up

This season is the first season where the Falcons have multiple games of 5+ sacks, 2+ turnovers and not allowing an offensive touchdown since 1997. The last team to have multiple games fit this criteria are the 2023 San Francisco 49ers.

The 2025 Atlanta Falcons become the 11th defense in NFL history to have 5+ sacks in four or more games in a single season. They are the first to do it since the 2022 Philadelphia Eagles. (h/t @stathead.com)

It's Week 15. Raheem Morris announces that eighth-string cornerback Keith Taylor has fallen down a well, "one that's full of water," and is out Thursday night against the Buccaneers. The team says they feel good about JD Bertrand filling in

worst season ever

Cursed Falcons season

Where does a team in total despair go from here? https://www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falcons-news/89383/crisis-roundtable-lost-times-in-atlanta-michael-penix-jeff-ulbrich

‘He’ll start taking off’ is hilarious given the current state of this team…

pretty funny to me, just DAYS after the darnell money incident, raheem said penix couldve gone back in that game…. only to find out hours later he needs reconstruction surgery on his ACL dont let him touch anything else

Drake London accounts for 64.4% of the Falcons’ receiver room’s yards and all 6 of their touchdowns. To put this into perspective, Jaxon Smith-Njigba, who is having an incredible season, accounts for 61.8% of his receiver room’s production and only 41.7% of the touchdowns (s/o Tory Horton!)

people don't forget

Virginia Tech expected to hire James Franklin as HC.

3 months and counting…

Lord, I can already see it…

New @thefalcoholic.bsky.social: Today’s been nothing but bad news for Falcons fans. If you need a reprieve from the doom and gloom, here’s a quick highlight reel of the good that actually came out of yesterday’s loss to the Panthers. 👇 www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falc...

#Panthers QB Bryce Young and WR Tetairoa McMillan are both nominated for this week’s FedEx Air & Ground NFL Players of the Week Awards.

You can acknowledge the forfeiture of Atlanta’s 2026 first round pick is problematic for the current state of the team while also acknowledging the benefits of having two young, talented pass rushers and a good safety for a young Falcons defense searching for their identity…

Didn’t even make it to Toyotathon…

Yup, which calls for an immediate termination of the entire coaching staff/front office.

being a Falcons fan really has one pondering if they do in fact have a humiliation kink